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Terry
01-21-2007, 07:24 PM
Maureen McCormick, circa 1980
Nikki Sinn
Kay Parker, circa 1980
Jackie O, circa 1969
Seka, circa 1984
Christina Aquilera
Lynda Carter, circa 1976
That blonde Britney Spears wannabe chick from 8 Simple Rules
Stephanie March
Jenna Bush
Squeaky Fromme, circa 1974
Patti D'Arbanville, circa 1982
Jennifer Love Hewitt, circa right fucking now
Barbara Carerra, circa 1983
Brooke Burke
Cindy Margolis, circa 1998 late night Don LaPre infomercials
Sarah Silverman, circa 1993
Eleanor Roosevelt, circa 1959
Nancy Grace
The slut who plays Belushis sister-in-law from According To Jim
Kirsten Dunst
Courtney Cox, circa 1997
Margot Kidder, circa 1983
Jennifer Aniston, circa Leprechaun
Penelope Pitstop, circa 1972
Penelope Ann Miller
The Deborah LaFey chick, or whatever the hell that blond 24 year old teacher who banged the 14 year old kids name is who lives across town - she's on house arrest, so meeting her should be fairly easy...
Leslie Van Houten, circa 1977

Nitro Express
01-21-2007, 07:35 PM
My first choice would be Wonder Woman and the second would be Jennifer Aniston.

sadaist
01-21-2007, 07:47 PM
Mine would be Heather Thomas from the 80's.

http://www.8ung.at/filminfo/pictures/colt/jody.jpg

LoungeMachine
01-21-2007, 07:48 PM
Terry had some time today... ;)

Coyote
01-21-2007, 07:56 PM
Cassandra Peterson (circa early 80's)

Ally_Kat
01-21-2007, 11:09 PM
Reading the title, I thought this was a Thunder thread :eek:

Ozzy Fudd
01-21-2007, 11:12 PM
the one up the street.

ppg960
01-21-2007, 11:54 PM
They are all looking good.
Heather would have had some longevity if she could stop sniffing white shit up her nose.
Too bad, she was a looker.

jhale667
01-22-2007, 12:09 AM
Oh, what the hell...I'll play..:D

In no particular order....

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/JessicaHot_Hollywood.jpg
Jessica Alba
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/Jennabound.jpg
Jenna Jameson
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/JessicaJ.jpg
Jessica Jaymes
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/BrookeBurns_001.jpg
Brooke Burns
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/kellymonacobio.jpg
Kelly Monaco
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/AdrianaLima.jpg
Adrianna Lima
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/giorgiahs.jpg
Giorgia Palmas
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/sung_hi_lee_9.jpg
And of course...Sung Hi Lee.


That's just the short list...and the pics I had handy...;) lol

Oh yeah, it's true...
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/horny.jpg
:D

...And for the record, I don't think of them as "whores"...I think of them as "available"...:lol:

binnie
01-22-2007, 04:44 AM
There isn't enough bandwith in the world for me to write a complete list....

fryingdutchman
01-22-2007, 05:03 AM
Originally posted by Terry
Leslie Van Houten, circa 1977

I think Joe Thunder wanted to bang the same person.

Oh wait....Joey's target was MILHOUSE Van Houten from The Simpsons.

My bad.

blonddgirl777
01-22-2007, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by ppg960
... Heather would have had some longevity if she could stop sniffing white shit up her nose...

I think you might be mistaking her with Fara Fawcett... :confused:

Last time I saw Heather Thomas, they where showing her on her ranch; fly fishing, horse back riding, hiking etc... she looked pretty holesome and healthy and still looked awsome!

binnie
01-22-2007, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777


Last time I saw Heather Thomas, they where showing her on her ranch; fly fishing, horse back riding, hiking etc... she looked pretty holesome and healthy and still looked awsome!

I'd have to agree, she still looks pretty hot to me!

kathleenvh
01-22-2007, 01:11 PM
i consider myself pretty straight but i'd def test the waters with these two lol
ana hickman
<a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g310/kathleenvh/thinspo/ana_hickmann_foto3.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>
shakira
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...um and DLR circa 80's...can i call him a whore? lol idk, in my dreams in my dreams lol

bueno bob
01-22-2007, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by kathleenvh
i consider myself pretty straight but i'd def test the waters with these two lol

That's worth a vote.

Isaac R.
01-22-2007, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Terry
Squeaky Fromme, circa 1974
Leslie Van Houten, circa 1977
:D

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r68/I1R_2007/Susan1972WinCE.jpg
I`ll go with Susan Atkins, circa 1976
Crazy just looks good on some girls;)

lesfunk
01-22-2007, 05:12 PM
Barbara Eden 1967
http://pages.sbcglobal.net/c.a.gonzales/elvis/1-12/3-4/RCTops/2/images/barbara-eden-nude-3_jpg.jpg

kathleenvh
01-22-2007, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
That's worth a vote.

hahaha thx

bueno bob
01-22-2007, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by kathleenvh
hahaha thx

Anytime...

VanHalener
01-22-2007, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by sadaist
Mine would be Heather Thomas from the 80's.

http://www.8ung.at/filminfo/pictures/colt/jody.jpg

I kissed Heather Thomas while getting her autograph at a "World of Wheels" expo in Washington D.C. back in the 80's.

It was an on the cheek kiss, but I try to remember it as shoving my tounge down her throat and grabbing a breast.

She was smoking hot!:spank:

VanHalener
01-22-2007, 09:30 PM
User error. sorry.

VanHalener
01-22-2007, 10:12 PM
How about these three...

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