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FORD
01-25-2007, 08:22 PM
Yes those fucking brainless Moonie delusional cunts are at it again, and they're now asking Democratic Presidential Maybe Candidate Barack Hussein Obama to change his name to "prove" he isn't Muslim :rolleyes:

So help out our possible future President. Vote here on these choices for a new name, or submit your own idea.........

LoungeMachine
01-25-2007, 08:30 PM
Brianna WarPig AssPipe, esq.

Unfuckingbelievable.

Seshmeister
01-25-2007, 10:26 PM
I think Jesus Washington has a certain ring to it.

Get the Hispanics and the slave rapists...

FORD
01-25-2007, 10:32 PM
Yeah, but if he pronounced it "Hay-zooz", then the Moonies would accuse him of being an illegal alien.

It's very telling that the only Hispanic candidate who has a fraction of a chance of winning a major party nomination in this country is named Richardson.

(Not that I'm endorsing him. He's one of those DLC types that appears on FAUX News as their "token Democrat" almost as often as Lieberman)

LoungeMachine
01-25-2007, 10:42 PM
Obama Prescott Bush

There.

Done.

Next?

:gulp:

FORD
01-25-2007, 10:44 PM
Yeah, that would certainly get the Moonies off his back :D

Seshmeister
01-25-2007, 10:44 PM
You have a point.

The American dream is that anyone can become president no matter their background as long as their surname is Bush or Clinton...

LoungeMachine
01-25-2007, 10:48 PM
Drunk driving?

Coke?

AWOL?

Bankrupt?

Insider Trading?

UNELECTABLE


Oh, your name is Bush?

Welcome aboard.

Nickdfresh
01-25-2007, 10:55 PM
Al Obumdy.

knuckleboner
01-25-2007, 11:47 PM
nick's got my vote. whoaaaaaaa obumdy!


though, there is a certain ring to Jesus H. Christ Obama...

FORD
01-25-2007, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by knuckleboner



though, there is a certain ring to Jesus H. Christ Obama...

I was hoping someone would catch that ;)

LoungeMachine
01-25-2007, 11:52 PM
Jesus' middle name was Hussein?

too funny.

FORD
01-25-2007, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Jesus' middle name was Hussein?

too funny.

I doubt it, considering He's Jewish. But it sure would freak out all the rabid fundagelicals!

bueno bob
01-26-2007, 03:43 AM
Just when you think you've seen the depths of stupidity...here comes Insight...

hideyoursheep
01-29-2007, 10:22 PM
Barak Bin Laden.


The Bush's would never find him.

LoungeMachine
01-29-2007, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by hideyoursheep
Barak Bin Laden.


The Bush's would never find him.


:lol:

FRONT LINE POST OF THE MONTH RIGHT THERE, PEEPS. :D


LMMFAO

priceless.

:gulp: