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Roy Munson
01-30-2007, 09:01 AM
http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/16556404.htm


‘Life-changing event’: Panther chases forester

By SAMMY FRETWELL


A federal forester says he was chased into the Chattooga River by a 7-foot-long panther with “jet black” fur.

Terrance Fletcher, a technician with the U.S. Forest Service, dove into the frigid water and crawled up the bank in South Carolina to escape.

“The animal started running ... so I decided to run and get away and jump in the river to get across to the other side,” Fletcher said this week. “It was a life-changing event for me.”

The incident occurred the second week in January along the mountain river separating Georgia and South Carolina.

Black panthers are not native to the southeastern United States, meaning Fletcher might have seen a river otter or a bobcat, state wildlife officials in Georgia and South Carolina said.

Still, Fletcher and Forest Service District Ranger Dave Jensen said they think he saw some sort of large cat on the Georgia side of the river.

“It was a little too big to be a bobcat,” Fletcher said. “My first impression was a panther.”

The Georgia Department of Natural Resources found no evidence of large cat tracks in the area where Fletcher said he saw the animal, but the Georgia DNR’s Kevin Lowrey said it’s possible a black panther was lurking in the woods.

If so, it was probably an exotic pet that escaped, he said. His agency regularly receives reports of people seeing cougars, large tawny cats that were once native to Georgia and South Carolina. Officials say the creatures are likely escaped pet cougars or other animals, rather than wild cougars.

“We don’t have a native black cat in the United States,” Lowrey said. “That just tells me it was something released.”

Lowrey, a wildlife biologist with the Georgia agency, said people hiking or fishing along the Chattooga River should not be overly concerned. The river is the only federally designated wild and scenic river in South Carolina, and it is popular with recreational enthusiasts.

Lowrey said folks should always be aware of their surroundings when in the forest.

Fletcher, a 24-year-old Alabama native, said he and another Forest Service technician were surveying trails on the Georgia side of the river south of the Burrells Ford bridge when they separated.

While taking a break near the river bank, Fletcher heard rustling in the woods and looked in that direction. Staring back at him was what appeared to be a black panther, crouched on the forest floor like a house cat stalking a bird, he said.

When he stood up, the cat started running, prompting him to take the icy dip in the Chattooga. Soaked to the skin and freezing, he met up with his partner and walked through the woods to their Forest Service truck.

“We just got on out of there,” Fletcher said, adding he remains a bit spooked by the incident. “I don’t know how long (the feeling) will last.”

Hardrock69
01-30-2007, 10:39 AM
GRAB IT!

GRAB IT AGAIN!

Anonymous
01-30-2007, 10:46 AM
Ah-ha! Woe to ye, oh unbelievers, for the hour of judgment draws nigh!

Ye of little faith WILL pay for your false accusations and wrong pursuit of the Clerics of the Mighty ALAN:

Cheers! :bottle:

ThrillsNSpills
01-30-2007, 10:53 AM
Don't fuck with the best.

Don't fuck with Alan the Panther.

Wawazat
01-30-2007, 10:56 AM
The title of this thread is blasphemous :mad:

Roy Munson
01-30-2007, 11:20 AM
Does this mean the Apocolypse is upon us?

Anonymous
01-30-2007, 11:44 AM
Only fer the unfaithful. And yes, it's the "Apocolypse". Christians have the Apocalypse, we have the Apocolypse.

By displaying such knowledge of our religion, you are CERTAIN to be saved. Rejoice!

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
01-30-2007, 03:37 PM
Well it's not as if you haven't been warned...

LMAO

Grate story :cool:

Terry
01-30-2007, 08:15 PM
Alan frightens me.

bueno bob
01-31-2007, 02:46 AM
Originally posted by Terry
Alan frightens me.

Frightens a lot of people...

:cool:

Dan
01-31-2007, 02:53 AM
Alan is The Real Deal people.

Rikk
01-31-2007, 03:09 AM
Ah, ALAN THE PANTHER.

:)

bueno bob
01-31-2007, 03:20 AM
Originally posted by Rikk
Ah, ALAN THE PANTHER.

:)

There are panthers. And then there's Alan the Panther.

:D

Rikk
01-31-2007, 04:00 AM
I should dig up my old picture series.

They're on my old computer somewhere when this whole mess began...

bueno bob
01-31-2007, 04:41 AM
Originally posted by Rikk
I should dig up my old picture series.

They're on my old computer somewhere when this whole mess began...

You have any idea how much shit I caught for the cause while you were off on vacation?

Alan got banned... :D

FORD
01-31-2007, 11:41 AM
Turns out that Alan was indeed hunting, but he's turned vegetarian.......

http://www.spottycat.com/marlos/emporium/panther/pan10.jpg

bueno bob
01-31-2007, 12:39 PM
Well, you know...health concerns and all...

At least he's also exercising on a regular basis.

Rikk
02-01-2007, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by FORD
Turns out that Alan was indeed hunting, but he's turned vegetarian.......

http://www.spottycat.com/marlos/emporium/panther/pan10.jpg

At least he looks happy.

Rikk
02-01-2007, 02:57 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
You have any idea how much shit I caught for the cause while you were off on vacation?

Alan got banned... :D

LMFAO. That was one of the things I was sickest of...people getting so riled up about a panther.

I mean, if they only knew how real he is.

There are panthers.

Hardrock69
02-01-2007, 11:00 AM
AND THEN THERE IS ALAN THE PANTHER!!!

http://i7.tinypic.com/43g4f37.jpg

Rikk
02-01-2007, 11:45 AM
Exactly exactly.

Shaun Ponsonby
02-03-2007, 08:50 AM
Now THIS has put a smile on my face.

Shaun Ponsonby
02-03-2007, 08:51 AM
Who bought this multi-million seller?


http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k299/Captainswing_2006/lARGMUSIC.jpg

Coyote
02-03-2007, 08:56 AM
With no offense to all you LARG supporters/believers/whatnot, moving this to The Pen...

ThrillsNSpills
02-03-2007, 09:09 AM
Alan got banned?

How fucking uptight do you have to be to ban a panther?

Skeev not getting Alan the Panther just gives it more credibility.
being a Branigan fan and all.

he tried to give a webbie a rim job for a 5 star vote.

Of course, after several attempts, Gamera gave in. :)

ThrillsNSpills
02-03-2007, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Who bought this multi-million seller?


http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k299/Captainswing_2006/lARGMUSIC.jpg

This took several takes.
Panther paws don't work on fretboards too well.
Had to use several alternate tunings.

Shaun Ponsonby
02-03-2007, 09:33 AM
I visited him the studio...he was trying to play "Larg Gun", he was failing due to his paws. I the producer started laughing, so Alan mauled him to death. That's when Rick Rubin started producing. Luckily, the original producer was Bob Rock, so nobody really minded that he was mauled to death by an almost rabid panther in a recording studio. Besides, he's used to it. Rick, however, did a fine job, I think.

ThrillsNSpills
02-03-2007, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Rick, however, did a fine job, I think.

It was the Protools.
Alan only had to play the riff correctly once and they looped it.
After Alan missed a note after the mauling, nobody said anything.

"We'll fix it in post Alan, no big deal"

Shaun Ponsonby
02-03-2007, 09:53 AM
Probably a wise decision in retrospect.

From my experience, I can tell you nobody likes to be mauled.

ThrillsNSpills
02-03-2007, 10:02 AM
RRRRRuff

ThrillsNSpills
02-03-2007, 10:05 AM
hmm

i guess you can't send an issue from an alan the panther thread to feedback....

Steve Savicki
02-08-2007, 03:02 PM
http://rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14905&highlight=hitchs+forum

Originally posted by Viking
Take this shit over to Hitch's forum.

ThrillsNSpills
03-02-2007, 06:34 AM
Originally posted by Steve Savicki
http://rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14905&highlight=hitchs+forum

someone's having fun

Steve doesn't understand it

therefore Steve is against it

Shaun Ponsonby
03-02-2007, 10:29 AM
I don't even why he posted that particular link,

Wawazat
03-04-2007, 07:28 AM
So does Steve