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VHrocks
02-05-2007, 09:13 PM
From Daily Kos News:


Sun Feb 04, 2007 at 07:53:15 PM PST

It must be so. The owner (or was it the general manager) said so, on national TV. So did the coach. Let's face it: without God's intervention, Tony Dungy, Peyton Manning, et al would never have had a chance against the godless Chicago Bears. For who could ever imagine that god would favor the Windy City when He could have a chance to bless Indianapolis instead ("if God didn't make no little green apples, and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime"). Of course, god can be a bit petulant sometimes, for He also wanted the team to experience a little adversity--that's why he had Chicago's Devin Hester score a TD on the opening kickoff.

I assume this is the same god who enjoys watching a hundred twenty Iraqis die in a marketplace suicide bombing, who delights in a tsunami that kills hundreds of thousands and spreads His benevolence on the inhabitants of Darfur. Heck, He even knocked off twenty Floridians this week!

I just think it's great that a god so powerful that He can drown New Orleans, foment revolution in Afghanistan and keep Osama bin Laden on the run (you think?) has the time and inclination to bless the Indianapolis football team. Don't you? I suppose it's true: The Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways.

This is really nothing new. Hell, God was always causing the school sports teams to win at my former church that I attended as a kid. Every game that they would pray (in faith) for God to give them the victory, He did. However, as our pastor said, the times when they lost - they simply hadn't prayed with enough faith.

God was too busy to save 300,000 poverty-stricken victims from a tsunami, but He made sure our Christian school basketball team won the state championship.

Here's a pic of the coach giving God all the glory after a victory:

http://www.hotmail-central.com/stuff/bigots.jpg

Hallelujiah!

:D :D :D

Jesus Christ
02-05-2007, 09:20 PM
To settle this matter once and for all, Dad and I watch the game like everyone else, but We do not interfere and change the outcome in any way.

Unlike the referee squad whom Satan sent to the 2006 game.

VHrocks
02-05-2007, 11:11 PM
Jesus,

Here is a video of a friend of mine named Greg when he called your house:

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perilousepete
02-05-2007, 11:38 PM
wow....any respect for God these days? apparently not

VHrocks
02-06-2007, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by perilousepete
wow....any respect for God these days? apparently not
Which god, the god of the Bible who commanded the Israelites to murder sinners (including gays, non-virgin brides, and adulterers); or the god of the Qur'an who commanded the Muslims to murder all infidels and nonbelievers?

:confused:

perilousepete
02-06-2007, 12:23 AM
sure man

Jesus Christ
02-06-2007, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by VHrocks
Which god, the god of the Bible who commanded the Israelites to murder sinners (including gays, non-virgin brides, and adulterers); or the god of the Qur'an who commanded the Muslims to murder all infidels and nonbelievers?

:confused:

How about Me, the God who commanded ye to love one another?

VHrocks
02-06-2007, 03:33 AM
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
How about Me, the God who commanded ye to love one another?

Jesus is just alright with me!

:p

Jesus Christ
02-06-2007, 04:01 AM
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Anonymous
02-06-2007, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
How about Me, the God who commanded ye to love one another?

Woah there, sonny! Have you just confessed your desires to topple your father in the near future and reign as God Almighty in his stead?

I like your style! :D

Cheers! :bottle:

BITEYOASS
02-06-2007, 11:13 AM
Well the 86' Mets were a bunch of coke snortin, boozin, wife swapping hedonists. Yet they managed to win the World Series.