A Dog told me to 'fuck off' the other day!

[Vinnie Velvet]

YES!!

A FUCKING DOG!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Am I losing my mind or what?????

[Anonymous]

Those dogs are trickier than most people expect. Do you think they shit on the sidewalks just because? Nooooo, sonny. They do it so they can sit around and watch people tread on 'em. And often with their friends around and laffing at your expense, too.

They're still better than cats, though. Boy, the stories I could tell you about them cats.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Vinnie Velvet]

I hear ya I.S.

Not sure where this came from, I was just strolling by my neighbor's house and the dog shouts out "Hey! Fuck Off!"

I was bewildered to say the least.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

One word, bro: cheers! :bottle:

:D Don't you mind about them crazy dogs, you got it right - they're just wrong! Just let 'em bark 'n' shit on the sidewalk. :) :D

:bottle: :gulp:

PS: I'm drinking more or less the same stuff. ;)

:bottle: :gulp:

[bueno bob]

This sounds rather disturbing.

[Matt White]

PUnt that dog like a football next time......


Damn Dog:mad:

[Dan]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
YES!!

A FUCKING DOG!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Am I losing my mind or what?????

I will have some of that Shit you are Smoking.:smoke2:

[VanHalener]

Save paper. Roll blunts. Pet talkng dogs.

[VanHalener]

But seriously, I think I know this animal that is troubling you. He likes talking. It happens to be his only abnormality. You do not need to fear him. It's just difficult having a coversation with him while he's licking his ass and balls.

[Matt White]

A Dog is a Dog is a Dog is a Dog........


Throw him a bone and he'll shut his yapper......

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by vanhalener
But seriously, I think I know this animal that is troubling you. He likes talking. It happens to be his only abnormality. You do not need to fear him. It's just difficult having a coversation with him while he's licking his ass and balls.

Why would you wanna talk to someone who's licking his ass and balls in the first place?

No offense, but I think there's something very weird about you.

And it ain't Cheerios!

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Why would you wanna talk to someone who's licking his ass and balls in the first place?



Kinda figured thunder would come into this converstaion eventually.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Kinda figured thunder would come into this converstaion eventually.

LOL!!

[Vinnie Velvet]

Hey, I think this is why the little fucker was so mean to me.

A few weeks ago -- along the same street --- I saw another dog running real fast down the sidewalk.

So I stuck my foot out and the dog took quite a tumble -- it was hilarious.

At the corner of my eye, I noticed the said dog that later told me to 'fuck off'.

Me thinks he was pissed at me tripping one his homies on the sidewalk that day.

OMFG!!!

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Why would you wanna talk to someone who's licking his ass and balls in the first place?

No offense, but I think there's something very weird about you.

And it ain't Cheerios!

Cheers! :bottle:

And you are a little slow, halfwit. It's a fucking TALKING DOG man. I didn't want to talk to it, but it just kept talking to me.

BAM. Have some stars. Now tell the dog to lick is nuts in private.

[Matt White]

Easy kids...we're all wearing dockers...............

[VanHalener]

This is why dogs are telling humans where to go...

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[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Hey, I think this is why the little fucker was so mean to me.

A few weeks ago -- along the same street --- I saw another dog running real fast down the sidewalk.

So I stuck my foot out and the dog took quite a tumble -- it was hilarious.


That's pretty harsh, man. Dropping a 4legger in the middle of a full on scramble.:eek:

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Easy kids...we're all wearing dockers...............

Silly question here,But What are Dockers?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Dan
Silly question here,But What are Dockers?



Pants for closeted gay men who are now too old to pull off wearing jeans. But don't rate high enough for dress slacks.

I'm here to help, Dan-o :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Pants for closeted gay men who are now too old to pull off wearing jeans. But don't rate high enough for dress slacks.

I'm here to help, Dan-o :D

Thanks Lounge.:)

We don't have Dockers in N.Z that I know of.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by vanhalener
And you are a little slow, halfwit. It's a fucking TALKING DOG man. I didn't want to talk to it, but it just kept talking to me.

BAM. Have some stars. Now tell the dog to lick is nuts in private.

Grate stuff. When I got to the BAM part I thought Thorman was replying to me. Had to double check your username. :D

Here's a few stars back at ya - or karma points, as some people like to call them. :rofl:

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Hey, I think this is why the little fucker was so mean to me.

A few weeks ago -- along the same street --- I saw another dog running real fast down the sidewalk.

So I stuck my foot out and the dog took quite a tumble -- it was hilarious.

At the corner of my eye, I noticed the said dog that later told me to 'fuck off'.

Me thinks he was pissed at me tripping one his homies on the sidewalk that day.

OMFG!!!

See? What did I told you? But if he takes a shit on the sidewalk and you step on it, he and his homies will roll over laughing their arses off.

However, you trip one of 'em, and they all turn against you.

I think it's racism - pure and simple.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Matt White]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Pants for closeted gay men who are now too old to pull off wearing jeans. But don't rate high enough for dress slacks.

I'm here to help, Dan-o :D

Kip......just because you miss the spandex of your youth...:p

[binnie]

A dog told you to fuck off?

What were you trying to do to it?

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by binnie
A dog told you to fuck off?

What were you trying to do to it?

Bin,

I didn't do anything to it.

I think he got pissed at me for tripping one of his buds few days prior.

Oh the humanity! :eek:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Pants for closeted gay men who are now too old to pull off wearing jeans. But don't rate high enough for dress slacks.

I'm here to help, Dan-o :D

What the fuck happened to all your quotes?!?

[binnie]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Bin,

I didn't do anything to it.

I think he got pissed at me for tripping one of his buds few days prior.

Oh the humanity! :eek:

That's one of the oddest thing's I've heard in a while.

Wonder what he'd have done if you'd kicked his buddy?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
That's one of the oddest thing's I've heard in a while.

Wonder what he'd have done if you'd kicked his buddy?

He'd have hit him with a banjo.

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[bueno bob]

Yup...wasn't too long back that Bob's daughter finally confessed her TRUE feelings about me...

It was quite dramatic!

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[bueno bob]

Still a happy couple to this day, I'm glad to report - the dark side of the Force was well please with my conquest.

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[binnie]

I'll bet the force was pleased!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
I'll bet the force was pleased!

Well, the force came.

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
YES!!

A FUCKING DOG!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Am I losing my mind or what?????

Don't worry,

tell the chinese cook about it.

[Matt White]

WHy, I ask you........???:confused:


It's just a dog....

LIke his opinion matters to anyone.......

[Vinnie Velvet]

Well, apparently Dirt (that's the dog's name) has reported me to the authorities.

That's it!!

I'm taking this fucker to court!

Stupid dog. :mad:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Well, apparently Dirt (that's the dog's name) has reported me to the authorities.

That's it!!

I'm taking this fucker to court!

Stupid dog. :mad:

I would. I'd sue the living shit right out of him.

:D