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hideyoursheep
02-16-2007, 07:59 PM
...What does Bill's title become?:confused:

FORD
02-16-2007, 08:45 PM
Doesn't matter. We'll be in the middle of Armegeddon before the subject can be discussed. :(

NO MORE LIKUD WARS. NO HILLARY.

hideyoursheep
02-16-2007, 09:46 PM
Why,FORD...haven't you heard? Dave and VH are touring this summer.

Armageddon has been postponed until Ga y returns.:smoke:

Nitro Express
02-17-2007, 02:57 AM
Armageddon for who? I live in Butt Fuck, Chicken Screw. If Iran and Israel want to destroy each other what's really wrong with this picture?

Nitro Express
02-17-2007, 02:58 AM
Yeah, Iran or some other group might nuke Washington DC. Fuck if I care. I guess I won't be mailing my taxes in that year.

FORD
02-17-2007, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
Yeah, Iran or some other group might nuke Washington DC. Fuck if I care. I guess I won't be mailing my taxes in that year.

Iran's non existent nukes aren't the problem. Russia's very real nukes are. They aren't going to like it if Chimpy starts making their southern border radioactive. Putin already has made speeches accurately comparing Monkey Boy to Hitler, and when that threat hits closer to home, I would expect old Pooty Poot to take it seriously.

LoungeMachine
02-17-2007, 09:33 AM
FGOTUS

First Gentleman of The United States.

His secret service name would probably be "Elvis" again...

And if Hillary was smart, she'd make him Secretary of State.

;)

FORD
02-17-2007, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine


And if Hillary was smart, she'd make him Secretary of State.

;)

Is that legal? No doubt he's qualified, but the nepotism on top of the whole dynasty thing is just a bit much.

jharp84
02-17-2007, 11:13 AM
He would be called "the cook"

FORD
02-17-2007, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by jharp84
He would be called "the cook"

Doubtful. The White House has an entire kitchen staff. Bill might dig a BBQ pit out behind the White House, but aside from that, he wouldn't be cooking much.

sadaist
02-17-2007, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by FORD
Is that legal? No doubt he's qualified, but the nepotism on top of the whole dynasty thing is just a bit much.

Dynasty for the Clinton side, conspiracy for the Bush side.

If Hillary wins, we would have had a Bush or Clinton in the White House for over 30 years.

hideyoursheep
02-17-2007, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
FGOFUS

First Gentleman of The United States.

His secret service name would probably be "Elvis" again...

And if Hillary was smart, she'd make him Secretary of State.

;)

How very formal and accurate! :baaa:

hideyoursheep
02-17-2007, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Is that legal? No doubt he's qualified, but the nepotism on top of the whole dynasty thing is just a bit much.


I would have to argue he's more qualified at any position available than this turd the Neo-Cunts have put in power.:cool:

hideyoursheep
02-17-2007, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Is that legal? No doubt he's qualified, but the nepotism on top of the whole dynasty thing is just a bit much.

I'm too young to remember, but I belive JFK and Robt. Kennedy would have been a similar situation.

hideyoursheep
02-17-2007, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by jharp84
He would be called "the cook"


"the Plumber":D

hideyoursheep
02-17-2007, 02:29 PM
Is he eligible to be VP?

LoungeMachine
02-17-2007, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by hideyoursheep
"the Plumber":D


No, that's KKKarl Rove.

:gulp:

hideyoursheep
02-17-2007, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
No, that's KKKarl Rove.

:gulp:


You mean "Waylon Flowers"?

hideyoursheep
02-17-2007, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by jharp84
He would be called "the President"


Hmmm...........

Nitro Express
02-18-2007, 01:29 AM
Mr. Clinton is going to be the White House intern gynecologist.

hideyoursheep
02-18-2007, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
Mr. Clinton is going to be the White House intern gynecologist.


"I did NOT examinate that wuhmun........":angel: