Rotharmy Celebrity Roast

[LoungeMachine]

It was a tough decision to arrive at.

So many worthy candidates lately. Spamming Trolls pretending to be photogs, Herpes encrusted shut-ins, and numerous newbies bent on making a mark.....

But we wanted the first roast to skewer on old-schooler, someone who's been around, someone who was about to crack under the latest reunion strain......

We needed someone who has already lost all sense of reality, someone who has been wound so tight over WOLFIE/MIKIE that the slightest breeze could send them over the edge......

And we have the perfect Celebrity........













WARF


:D :D :D


Brother WARF has been the man around here over the years, but for whatever reason has gone down faster than katie during happy hour.

Speaking of katie, we all know she has a soft spot for WARF

It's called her ASS.

Not to be confused with her face, the other leathery gloryhole with five o'clock shadow.





So let the ROAST begin brothers and sisters.........

Let WARF know how much you love the little homo.

We have some special guests lined up, and once they're done surfing pornotube I'm sure they'll stop by for a :gulp: and a joke........at WARF'S expense of course....





:D

[Mike Anthony]

Love him? I don't even like the piece of shit.

Classic Van Halen fan my ass.

"Hey, Wolfie's in the band. Who's Mike Anthony again?"

Mike Anthony, faggot. The bass player that was kicking ass with David Lee Roth onstage years, decades even (ha!) before you even touched your first man-boob.

Remember where it all started.

If you cry too much, tonight, you traitor...I'll send you a free bottle of hot sauce.

Maybe if you PM me and remind me that I'm THE ORIGINAL.

http://www.top40db.net/images/Artists/V/Van%20Halen.jpg

[Warfs_Mother]

Oh dear.

I don't find this amusing at all.

My boy is a good boy.

He's in the basement working on his new I LOVE WOLFIE poster right now. He's even using his own "glue" for the glitter on it.

Why would you meanies want to make fun of my son?

I was making him and that weird looking friend of his, Pojo_Rinsing some warm milk the other day, and they were so cute playing nude twister together. You all should be more like that nice man. He just needs a haircut.

I love my WARFY.

So you be nice.

[Real Wolfgang]

hey, there. wait a minute.

this is not fair on warf.

he has been very supportive of me becoming a member of van halen with daddy and uncle alex.

thankyou warf. daddy watches these boards and he is proud that you are sticking up for his desicions. you a a real fan of eddie and alex van halen.

[Mike Anthony]

Originally posted by Warfs_Mother
Oh dear.

I don't find this amusing at all.

My boy is a good boy.

He's in the basement working on his new I LOVE WOLFIE poster right now. He's even using his own "glue" for the glitter on it.

Why would you meanies want to make fun of my son?

I was making him and that weird looking friend of his, Pojo_Rinsing some warm milk the other day, and they were so cute playing nude twister together. You all should be more like that nice man. He just needs a haircut.

I love my WARFY.

So you be nice.

This is pathetic. Only a complete ass like WARF would have his mother come on the site to defend him.

Seriously, this is just sad.

[Real Wolfgang]

hey, my daddy will kick your butt for an outburst like that

[The Truth]

The Truth?

WARF hates people who follow everything Roth does....

WARF hates Michael Anthony........

WARF hates the fact Wolfie is going to see more poon in 40 nights than WARF has seen all his life.......

WARF hates the fact he knows he's wrong about this being a legit reunion.


But it's also true WARF is a real ROTHARMY SOLDIER.

They say a friend will help you move.....

But WARF would help you move a body.....


WARF'S A CUNT, BUT HE'S OUR CUNT.

:cool:

[Mike Anthony]

Originally posted by Real Wolfgang
hey, my daddy will kick your butt for an outburst like that

Before or after WARF buys his smokes and sucks his dick? "Oh, thank you, Edward, for treating me like shit but kissing my ass when you're prepared to rip your fans new assholes again!"

By the way, I'd like to see how badly you try and play my bass lines, kid...but then, maybe I wouldn't.

But don't worry...WARF probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Warf will get in a tizzy if we post the angry Eminem pic of him showing his VH tattoo.

Probably because he secretly rhymin rhymes and bustin moves and spinnin around singing Ice Ice baby til he gots holes in his shoes.

When that 3 day bender ended he looked in the mirror and saw his bleached hair and after puking, took another shot(Cabo), put on a sombrero, and became El Warfo until his hair grew back and he could dye it back.

So don't post that pic.

Thank You

[Real Wolfgang]

Originally posted by The Truth
WARF hates the fact Wolfie is going to see more poon in 40 nights than WARF has seen all his life.......



i thought that said poop...i nearly wet my little panties laughing

[Real Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Mike Anthony
Before or after WARF buys his smokes and sucks his dick? "Oh, thank you, Edward, for treating me like shit but kissing my ass when you're prepared to rip your fans new assholes again!"

By the way, I'd like to see how badly you try and play my bass lines, kid...but then, maybe I wouldn't.

But don't worry...WARF probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.


i'm trying my best. you are just a big bully and i am going to tell.

[ThrillsNSpills]

wait a second.

Is this a roast or a family reunion?
Somebody brew these guys make it a real roast.
roth on Warf


:guzzle: :guzzle: :guzzle: :guzzle: :guzzle: :guzzle: :guzzle: :guzzle: :guzzle: :gulp: :gulp: :gulp: :gulp: :gulp: :gulp: :gulp: :gulp:


better.
next

[Horace]

WARF has been a very tender lover for many years. During high school, we got each other through the hard times.

Okay, we're still not officially together again, but I promised him once he gets off his ass and gets a real job that I'd take him back...

...and take him in back.

Seriously, guys, you're being a little hard on him.

[Horace]

Originally posted by Real Wolfgang
i'm trying my best. you are just a big bully and i am going to tell.

Don't worry, kid...WARF and I know a way to make you feel really at home.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Well, this IS interesting.

Is Warf a new breed of sheep?

Will he rise above Wolfgang and Mike?

Will I be able to find my spanner?

Find out next week on "Shaun".

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Real Wolfgang
hey, there. wait a minute.

this is not fair on warf.

he has been very supportive of me becoming a member of van halen with daddy and uncle alex.

thankyou warf. daddy watches these boards and he is proud that you are sticking up for his desicions. you a a real fan of eddie and alex van halen.


Have you taught daddy how to log on yet, sonny?

Does he share his stash with you, or do you have to score on your own?


Is it true WARF has applied to be your bass tech?

I came up with an easy way for WARF to remember how to change your strings properly

E d's tongue

A round

D ave's

G loryhole


:gulp:

[Horace]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Have you taught daddy how to log on yet, sonny?

Does he share his stash with you, or do you have to score on your own?


Is it true WARF has applied to be your bass tech?

I came up with an easy way for WARF to remember how to change your strings properly

E d's tongue

A round

D ave's

G loryhole


:gulp:

Leave him alone, abusive prick.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Horace
Leave him alone, abusive prick.


Ohhh, that's hot.

WARF likes the naughty talk, eh?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Mike Anthony
Before or after WARF buys his smokes and sucks his dick? "Oh, thank you, Edward, for treating me like shit but kissing my ass when you're prepared to rip your fans new assholes again!"

By the way, I'd like to see how badly you try and play my bass lines, kid...but then, maybe I wouldn't.

But don't worry...WARF probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Y'know, Mikey, I wouldn't get so worked up...at least not about this whole site. Some of us remember how great the original band was and don't get off on worshipping a 15-year-old boy.

[Horace]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Ohhh, that's hot.

WARF likes the naughty talk, eh?

I could so crush you.

And I would too...if I didn't have to clean the pubes off the bathroom floor before WARF gets home.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Hey, Horace...where's WARF now?

[Mike Anthony]

Originally posted by Rikk
Y'know, Mikey, I wouldn't get so worked up...at least not about this whole site. Some of us remember how great the original band was and don't get off on worshipping a 15-year-old boy.

It's all good, RIKK.

Some Van Halen fans remember the li'l ol' bass player.

[LoungeMachine]

FOR THOSE WONDERING JUST WHAT WAS THE FLASHPOINT WHERE WARF OFFICIALLY WENT OFF THE RAILS.....






Originally posted by WARF
Rank the following as a top 3.
#1 Meaning the most important and...
#3 Meaning the least important...

Eddie Van Halen
David Lee Roth
Classic Van Halen

#1 David Lee Roth
#2 Classic Van Halen
#3 Edward Van Halen

--------------------------

If you ranked them like I did that means your a David Lee Roth fan first over Classic Van Halen. Thus, you support Wolfgang Van Halen being in the band or anyone else at bass guitar.... because you support David Lee Roth no matter where he goes... or who his band mates are.... David Lee Roth comes first... period!

If you rank them like this...

#1 Classic Van Halen
#2 David Lee Roth
#3 Eddie Van Halen

Then you support the MA reunion over this version of Wolfgang... This means your still a big DLR supporter... but your passion is the original lineup....

If you ranked them like this...

#1 Eddie Van Halen
#2 & #3 (Doesn't Matter)

Your a Eddie Van Halen fan and you will support any lead singer that ED chooses... and will support any decision he makes.... because you feel Eddie is Van Halen... plain and simple.... (I.E- Your a fucking sheep!)

What did you decide?

:lol:

[Real Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Rikk
Y'know, Mikey, I wouldn't get so worked up...at least not about this whole site. Some of us remember how great the original band was and don't get off on worshipping a 15-year-old boy.

hey, i'm more than just a 15 year old boy, i'm a 15 year old boy who is in van halen. i must be respected, at least until my bedtime, when daddy will read me a story about a giant in his castle and somebody called wolfgang who grows a beanstalk and kills him.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Horace
I could so crush you.

And I would too...if I didn't have to clean the pubes off the bathroom floor before WARF gets home.


What's for dinner?

Tube Steak?

a nice salad?

[Real Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Real Wolfgang
hey, i'm more than just a 15 year old boy, i'm a 15 year old boy who is in van halen. i must be respected, at least until my bedtime, when daddy will read me a story about a giant in his castle and somebody called wolfgang who grows a beanstalk and kills him.

not for much longer, wolfgang van halen is the new bass player and nobody even remembers you because you are a bully. nobody likes meanies like you. if i was not on the internet i would pull my tongue out at you to show you how serious i am.

[Mike Anthony]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
What's for dinner?

Tube Steak?

a nice salad?

Why isn't THIS guy modding Main?

[Real Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Mike Anthony
Why isn't THIS guy modding Main?

why are you only in the other half and not van halen?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Real Wolfgang
why are you only in the other half and not van halen?


I'll take ED'S CONTROL FREAK EGO for $500 Alex.

[Real Wolfgang]

no, its because i am very good at playing bass and will play better than that bully. and warf knows it which is why i would like to thank him.

thankyou warf, i hope you and i can be very good friends.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I need a drink.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

You know, I've been doing some research (cos I'm just mad that way) and Warf backwards is fraw, which is ancient hebrew for vagina.

Vagina=CUNT.

Funny how these thigs work out.

[Real Wolfgang]

i hope warf comes soon. its nearly my bedtime and i want to say thankyou to him in person.

its a shame my bedtime is so early. thats why the tour is going to be all afternoon shows. matinees mr roth called them.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
You know, I've been doing some research (cos I'm just mad that way) and Warf backwards is fraw, which is ancient hebrew for vagina.

Vagina=CUNT.



Funny how these thigs work out.


LMMFAO

As in " Hausfrau " or House Cunt in German :D

WARF'S MOTHER would be proud.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Real Wolfgang
i hope warf comes soon. its nearly my bedtime and i want to say thankyou to him in person.

its a shame my bedtime is so early. thats why the tour is going to be all afternoon shows. matinees mr roth called them.

joe thunder just came over this post. :D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

As in " Hausfrau " or House Cunt in German :D

WARF'S MOTHER would be proud.

Exactly, exactly...

You hit the nail on the head with a sledgehammer.

[Real Wolfgang]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
joe thunder just came over this post. :D

why are you being mean as well?

its bad enough that the bass player who wasn't good enough to be in van halen anymore is bullying me but now you have to make me sound like one of those homosexuals i heard mr hagar talking about on the 2004 tour.

[Rikk]

So where is the man of the fuckin' hour, anyway?

WARF???

WARF!!!

Jesus Christ, someone give him a sobering-up pill.

[Coyote]

Before I aim my compliments to the man of the hour, I gotta give props to Lounge.
I didn't think his busy schedule of relentless roadwork with Winger would allow him to set this shit up in the first place.
Which says a lot about Winger's demand on the market these days.


But seriously, I've rarely been to an affair where the speakers are more important than the guest of honor.


WARF is the man who was once the ebodiment of "The Diamond Mafia", which worked best as a concept.
He tried to resurrect it a few years back with Arielle as a Don.
After trying to get a blowjob from her/it. (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=591) You'd think one could get laid in South Florida.

But then again, we are talkin' 'bout the guy who kept feeding trolls. For example, Jesterstar.
"I'm a proud Jester ALL STAR" (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=778747#post778747)

Which, to some, was cute. Although I'd call it "Serious Attention Deficit".


WARF is actually a multitalent, folks. He's also known as WARFstradamus, albeit his predictions are constantly fucked up and wrong.
I didn't say that he's a GOOD multitalent...


WARF is also our resident wigga, although I'm sure he sports his "Eminem-wannabe" look purely to compliment his outlandish trailer trash attitude.


Here's to the cunt, who made me what I am today. Exactly. :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Hey, you guys shouldn't be picking on WARF! not when Katydid obviously hacked into his account and started posting all that "Jeezus will helps ya" nonsense.

:mad:

You big meanies! I'm taking WARF's side on this one.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Real Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Coyote
Before I aim my compliments to the man of the hour, I gotta give props to Lounge.
I didn't think his busy schedule of relentless roadwork with Winger would allow him to set this shit up in the first place.
Which says a lot about Winger's demand on the market these days.


But seriously, I've rarely been to an affair where the speakers are more important than the guest of honor.


WARF is the man who was once the ebodiment of "The Diamond Mafia", which worked best as a concept.
He tried to resurrect it a few years back with Arielle as a Don.
After trying to get a blowjob from her/it. (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=591) You'd think one could get laid in South Florida.

But then again, we are talkin' 'bout the guy who kept feeding trolls. For example, Jesterstar.
"I'm a proud Jester ALL STAR" (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=778747#post778747)

Which, to some, was cute. Although I'd call it "Serious Attention Deficit".


WARF is actually a multitalent, folks. He's also known as WARFstradamus, albeit his predictions are constantly fucked up and wrong.
I didn't say that he's a GOOD multitalent...


WARF is also our resident wigga, although I'm sure he sports his "Eminem-wannabe" look purely to compliment his outlandish trailer trash attitude.


Here's to the cunt, who made me what I am today. Exactly. :bottle:



this is not very nice, mister.

warf is a very nice man, and is very supportive of me being in van halen. it makes sense, because it is my last name.

you are just being mean. you butt wrangler.

[Terry]

Tailgunner, hetero-wannabe, shameless Wolfie apologist or CVH purist, WARF has just been around too long and contributed too many posts/threads of incalculable value to be dismissed because of katys bizarre fixations...

I mean, razz the guy in good fun, but god bless the fruity bastard just the same.

[Real Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Hey, you guys shouldn't be picking on WARF! not when Katydid obviously hacked into his account and started posting all that "Jeezus will helps ya" nonsense.

:mad:

You big meanies! I'm taking WARF's side on this one.

Cheers! :bottle:


you have made the right choice. just wait until i tell daddy and uncle alex.

[Coyote]

WARF? Is that you?

[Real Wolfgang]

no. you must pay attention mr coyote

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Terry
Tailgunner, hetero-wannabe, shameless Wolfie apologist or CVH purist, WARF has just been around too long and contributed too many posts/threads of incalculable value to be dismissed because of katys bizarre fixations...

I mean, razz the guy in good fun, but god bless the fruity bastard just the same.

Exactly.

Could we somehow convince you to tell the group the story of when you and WARF saw Brokeback Mountain together and he kept getting hit on?

In front of you, no less. :mad:

[Coyote]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Exactly.

Could we somehow convince you to tell the group the story of when you and WARF saw Brokeback Mountain together and he kept getting hit on?

In front of you, no less. :mad:

Always thought WARF was a bit bi-polar, but Jesus...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Coyote
Before I aim my compliments to the man of the hour, I gotta give props to Lounge.
I didn't think his busy schedule of relentless roadwork with Winger would allow him to set this shit up in the first place.
Which says a lot about Winger's demand on the market these days.

:

Listen, fruitcup.

It's not that we've lost popularity.....

It's that we've become very picky about who we'll let be fans.

WARF for example made the cut. The mullet sealed it.

YOU on the other hand are not on our list anymore.

You'll have to chase MILF elsewhere, amigo ;)

[Coyote]

Shit, I quoted the wrong post...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Hey, you guys shouldn't be picking on WARF! not when Katydid obviously hacked into his account and started posting all that "Jeezus will helps ya" nonsense.

:mad:

You big meanies! I'm taking WARF's side on this one.

Cheers! :bottle:

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k299/Captainswing_2006/01-1.jpg

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Coyote
Always thought WARF was a bit bi-polar, but Jesus...

Well, I heard he IS into poles... but bi-polar? You think he can take on TWO poles at once?

Dear me! I never would've thought!

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Six Degrees of WARF

I once dated a woman, who had an interior design firm, who hired someone named Horace to lay tile, who happened to be laying WARF.

In 3 no less.

Beat THAT.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k299/Captainswing_2006/01-1.jpg

Why, you rascal!

What's that supposed to mean? :mad:

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Coyote
Always thought WARF was a bit bi-polar, but Jesus...


No Roast of WARF would be cuntplete without a message from Jesus Himself......

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Why, you rascal!

What's that supposed to mean? :mad:

Cheers! :bottle:


It's supposed to mean if you're not gonna say anything cruel, don't say anything at all.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Listen, fruitcup.

It's not that we've lost popularity.....

It's that we've become very picky about who we'll let be fans.

WARF for example made the cut. The mullet sealed it.

YOU on the other hand are not on our list anymore.

You'll have to chase MILF elsewhere, amigo ;)

Yeah. Bon Jovi tickets cost, but I'd say they're worth it. :cool:

[Terry]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Exactly.

Could we somehow convince you to tell the group the story of when you and WARF saw Brokeback Mountain together and he kept getting hit on?

In front of you, no less. :mad:

Oooohhh, you dirty little bugger! You promised you'd NEVER...EVER...mention that story!

Thanks, fucko!! I already have 6 PMs from Thunder...the first one mentions something about him wanting to "stuff my inbox full of Joey T"...ewwwwww!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
No Roast of WARF would be cuntplete without a message from Jesus Himself......

Hey, where is the little cunt?

Jesus, I mean. Haven't seen that bastard in days.

He needs to get his lazy arse off the cross and in here to put in a good word about WARF.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
It's supposed to mean if you're not gonna say anything cruel, don't say anything at all.

Alright, alright.

:mad:

Anything cruel.

Is that better?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Real Wolfgang]

well its my bedtime now, daddy is going to read me a story.

if warf comes on tell him to send me a private message and we can be friends, as long as he doesn't try to be homosexual with me. judging by what you are all saying he does seem to be that way.

[Coyote]

Hey Wolf, tell your pop to include Finland in the tour.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Real Wolfgang
well its my bedtime now, daddy is going to read me a story.

if warf comes on tell him to send me a private message and we can be friends, as long as he doesn't try to be homosexual with me. judging by what you are all saying he does seem to be that way.


Nighty night, pookie.

Don't let the meth whores bite.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Nighty night, pookie.

Don't let the meth whores bite.

I thought Joe T. was in Vegas?

[ThrillsNSpills]

Warf had his moment.

He posted the infamous thread at the Pleasure Dome that said "Set your testicles on Fire, or Listen to OU812?"

yeah it was outrageous
needless to say there was some commotion

But what has WARF done lately?

bunch of silly aliases?
fixating on poles?

"are you a mikey fan or are you a classic coke fan and if so would you be ok if Wolfie filled in every other tuesday,


:guzzle::guzzle:

He produced a bert and ernie having sex video which he had to take many breaks during the filming to compose himself.

catch him on a good day and he'll sing "My Name is" for you.

funny dude , shot out of a cannon Warf is best.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Six Degrees of WARF

I once dated a woman, who had an interior design firm, who hired someone named Horace to lay tile, who happened to be laying WARF.

In 3 no less.

Beat THAT.

I pray to Jesus
Jesus talks to WARF

OH SNAP -- 2!

All things are possible thru Christ :D

[Dan]

WARF is My American BoyFriend.

Now that everyone knows.

Don't be shy WARF you HoundHog.

Tell them your Love for me.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Dan
WARF is My American BoyFriend.

Now that everyone knows.

Don't be shy WARF you HoundHog.

Tell them your Love for me.

:eek:

Cheers! :bottle:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Warf's breath is so bad that his proctologist put his finger in Warf's mouth by mistake.

OH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Warf's breath is so bad that his proctologist put his finger in Warf's mouth by mistake.

OH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

But His Voice over The Phone sounds so sweet.

[Matt White]

420-WARF...The original Gender-bending Changeling of the ROTH Boards...he's more flamboyant than Paul Linn at the Rinestone Cowboy festival in San Francisco....the "Denny Terrio" of the Diamond Mafia....his liver is set to explode in 3...2....1.....RICK FLAIR wants his bathrobe back......

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Dan
But His Voice over The Phone sounds so sweet.

And phones always were the pinnacle of hi-fi...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Warf had his moment.

He posted the infamous thread at the Pleasure Dome that said "Set your testicles on Fire, or Listen to OU812?"

yeah it was outrageous
needless to say there was some commotion

But what has WARF done lately?


I've heard rumblings that the upper-management is angry with him and he may be banned.

I pray it's not true...it would be the sad end to this tale.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Rikk


the upper-management


:lol:

:lol:

:lol:


Now that's comedy right there. :D

[Coyote]

We have "management"? :confused:

[Coyote]

WARF's propably somewhere watching Pink Floyd.


Not the band...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Coyote
WARF's propably somewhere watching Pink Floyd.


Not the band...

LMFAO!:p

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Warfs_Mother
He just needs a haircut.


That's what he said when he left yesterday.

Maybe he married his hairdresser in the meantime ?

[Real Wolfgang]

Originally posted by Coyote
Hey Wolf, tell your pop to include Finland in the tour.

nobody who is a big meanie to my friend warf will tell me what t do.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Well, WARF is missing in action.

Although I notice Horace is no longer online. Maybe he ISN'T missing in action after all.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

As in " Hausfrau " or House Cunt in German :D

WARF'S MOTHER would be proud.

Even though she's just a "Reinemachefrau"...

[Coyote]

Nobody's seen that movie, huh?

[Terry]

Originally posted by Coyote
Even though she's just a "Reinemachefrau"...

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid...

"At least we got Terre Haute, In...di...a....na"

[bueno bob]

Warf...what can you say about Warf?

He was one of the first ones to welcome me here when I first joined. He was warm, caring, considerate, intelligent, thought provoking, amusing, enlightening, patient, generous, and compassionate when I was a noob.

Then he got religion and ALL that changed.

You, Warf, are a daft, drippy, obnoxious, ornery, flip-flopping, useless Roth Army cunt and should be banned immediately so that Thunder can be put immediately into your spot and we can get things back on track around here.

Congratulations and bite my ass.

:D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

He hasn't even bothered to reply.

I'm getting worried.

Well, that may be an overstatement.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
He hasn't even bothered to reply.




He's trolling for trouser snakes at the Mall.

He's circling the food court holding up an empty hot dog bun with a stupid perverted look on his face.

(Thunder read this post and moved to FL)

[Shaun Ponsonby]

That dirty old man.

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills

Thunder read this post and moved to FL

The beginning of a wonderful new relationship it seems.

[bueno bob]

How did this go from Celebrity Roast to The Dating Game?

:confused:

Hell, if Warf was only ten or twelve years younger, Thunder would have hit the jackpot.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
He's circling the food court holding up an empty hot dog bun with a stupid perverted look on his face.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! :lol:

Genius!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by bueno bob
He was warm, caring, considerate, intelligent, thought provoking, amusing, enlightening, patient, generous, and compassionate.

Then he got religion and ALL that changed.

You, Warf, are a daft, drippy, obnoxious, ornery, flip-flopping, useless Roth Army cunt and should be banned immediately so that Thunder can be put immediately into your spot and we can get things back on track around here.

Congratulations and bite my ass.

So... you two were happily involved in a gay relationship, but the WARF found religion and realized that banging other men's backdoors is wrong??? :confused:

And now you hate him for it... right? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
So... you two were happily involved in a gay relationship, but the WARF found religion and realized that banging other men's backdoors is wrong??? :confused:

And now you hate him for it... right? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

Don't tell Lumbergh...I don't want him getting all miffed about it again...

:rolleyes:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Don't tell Lumbergh...I don't want him getting all miffed about it again...

:rolleyes:

Oh, don't worry, I won't. That's what friends are for, innit?

Though, at the light of this new discovery, this particular sentence baffles me enourmosly.


Originally posted by bueno bob
You, Warf, are a daft, drippy, obnoxious, ornery, flip-flopping, useless Roth Army cunt and should be banned immediately so that Thunder can be put immediately into your spot and we can get things back on track around here.

So that Thunder can be put INTOWARF'S SPOT? And get things back on track THERE?

I'm not sure I like what I read... oh Bob, what happened to you, my friend? Reach for the light - the light!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

WARF! :mad:

Get your arse in here so I can start making fun of you instead of Bob.

That was your plan all along, weren't it? Not showing up so the situation would implode and we would all start flailing at each other's throats.

Ye're a cunning one... but I be onto ye.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

What, you mean you've never noticed the SHOCKING SIMILARITIES between Thunder's posts and Warf's posts...?

Hmmmmmmmmmm............

;)

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Where the fuck is he?

[ThrillsNSpills]

Chevy and I go WAY back.
Why, I remember Chevy when he was funny.

sorry






wrong roast

[WARF]

How the fuck did I miss this thread???

Jesus Fucking Christ!!!

Ooops...
Looks like i'm going to fucking hell now...
And i'm taking Spongebob fucking squarepants with me.....
u hu hu hu hu h uh u

LOL


Thanks for the fucking celebrity roast...
Atleast you still acknowledge the fact I am a celebrity...
washed up or not...

On that final note...
FUCK ALL YOU CUNTS!!!
And yes... I will see this version of the fucking band with Roth... if HOWDY FUCKING DOODY is on guitsr!

And on that final note...
HAIL SATAN!!!!!

:lookie:

[WARF]

If you people think i'd rather see Wolfgang in Van Halen over Michael Anthony... than your totally nuts!

But on the same note...
I'm not gonna sit sround and miss David Lee Roth back in Van Halen to protest against a Sammy Hagar lover.... who would rather be a waborita over being in the world's greatest Rock Band...

So if I'm a sheep then... so be it...
I support David Lee Roth first and formost...
If you don't like it... too fucking bad! lol

[WARF]

Don't listen to LoungeMachine my brethren...

He's been a little uptight ever since Joe Thunder turned down their "breakfast in bed" plans at FROGGYS!!!

Which in located in Southern Michigan btw...
uh u hu h uh uh uh u

[WARF]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
No Roast of WARF would be cuntplete without a message from Jesus Himself......

I'm Patrick Swayze...

Your Jennifer Grey...

Let's DANCE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[WARF]

Originally posted by bueno bob

Hell, if Warf was only ten or twelve years younger, Thunder would have hit the jackpot.

Shut the fuck up, bender!

THIS IS A VERY NUTRICIOUS LUNCH!!!

ALL FOUR FOOD GROUPS ARE REPRESENTED!!!

DID YOUR MOTHER MARRY MR. FUCKING ROGERS?!?!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by WARF


And on that final note...
HAIL SATAN!!!!!


haha, that fucking cracked me up :D

[Coyote]

Originally posted by WARF
How the fuck did I miss this thread???

Jesus Fucking Christ!!!

We all "stealthy" and shit. Oops pow surprise.


And on that final note...
HAIL SATAN!!!!!

:lookie:

Holy Shit! You're a Celine Dion fan now?! :eek: :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Coyote
We all "stealthy" and shit. Oops pow surprise.
D

LMAO

Yeah, we were all "shhh, dont tell WARF the thread is there"

:D

He was too busy sticking pins in his Michael Anthony Doll to notice.....

[Coyote]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO

Yeah, we were all "shhh, dont tell WARF the thread is there"

:D

He was too busy sticking pins in his Michael Anthony Doll to notice.....

In what part of the doll? Don't ask.

[WARF]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO

Yeah, we were all "shhh, dont tell WARF the thread is there"

:D

He was too busy sticking pins in his Michael Anthony Doll to notice.....

I'm a lil bit depressed sit Horace dumped me...

Will you be my new gay lover???

I have a bottle ANDRE champagne... and some leftover condoms from my South Florida Zoo visit...

[Real Wolfgang]

WARF!!!!!!


Thanyou for being so nice to me and for sticking up for me and for being a nice person and for sticking up for me and for being a nice person and for sticking up for me and for being a nice person.

But, most of all thankyou for sticking up for me,

Do you want to be friends? Daddy and Uncle Alex said you could come around and play.

[WARF]

Originally posted by Real Wolfgang
WARF!!!!!!


Thanyou for being so nice to me and for sticking up for me and for being a nice person and for sticking up for me and for being a nice person and for sticking up for me and for being a nice person.

But, most of all thankyou for sticking up for me,

Do you want to be friends? Daddy and Uncle Alex said you could come around and play.

Two Words....

Atkins Diet

[Binky]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO

Yeah, we were all "shhh, dont tell WARF the thread is there"

:D

He was too busy sticking pins in his Michael Anthony Doll to notice.....
Pins? Geeze, I thought Da' wouldn't let him near dangerous things since he's so widdle...

...

Cancel that thought. Van Halen is a ten foot razor sharp drawing pin as far as danger for children is concerned. Nah, I can't see Wolfie doing anything other than form a Trivium tribute band. He does look a wee bit like Matt Heafy or what the hell he's called. *^_^* \m/

Imapus Sylicker, I love that Iron Maiden thing BTW. Real ace, man! I'm wondering who looks better, EVH or Iron Maiden's Eddie!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Warf is a legend.

Even got his own smiley to prove it :fu:


congrats Bro

[Hyman Roth]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....now this is funny stuff!!