Whats The Best Thing About Gettin Old? And The Worst Thing

[BALLYJUNKIE]

1 THING I KNOW FOR SURE GETTIN OLD SUCKS !!! NOW THAT IM 40 ,I CAN FEEL THE DIFERENCE THAN WHEN I WAS 21 . CAN ANYBODY THINK OF ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT GETTIN OLD SHIT ? ...HOPFULLY YOUR A LITTLE SMARTER ,AND MAYBE THE SEX IS BETTER AS YOU GET OLDER ,BUT EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS .... PROS AND CONS ..... ANYONE ?

[binnie]

I'm 25 next month, little freaked out by it actually......

Responsibility is the worst thing about getting "older", I'm not really sure at what point we become old, but I'm pretty sure that I'm a long way from it.

However, the worst thing about being REALY old must surely be needing another human being to wipe your ass....

[ThrillsNSpills]

worst thing about getting old is you post in caps and don't know it.

best thing? I'll come back to this thread when I decide I'm old. :)

[LoungeMachine]

Best thing about turning 45 yesterday?

I'm old enough to have seen CVH up close numerous times, young enough to remember it, old enough to not care about spED's bullshit anymore..

:gulp:

[Coyote]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Best thing about turning 45 yesterday?

I'm old enough to have seen CVH up close numerous times, young enough to remember it, old enough to not care about spED's bullshit anymore..

:gulp:

you crusty old fart... :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Coyote
you crusty old fart... :D

23?

I have shoes older than you. :mad:

snot nosed brat :D

[Coyote]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
23?

I have shoes older than you. :mad:

I know. I can smell 'em all the way out here...:uck:

[binnie]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
worst thing about getting old is you post in caps and don't know it.


Ha Ha!!

You got him!

[TVGUY]

You can hide your own Easter Eggs.

[svrwthr]

I am not there yet but i would say:

Having to take Viagra (best) and not being able to swallow the damn pill (worst)



Think about it. Lasting longer than another time in life but yet having a limp dick for the rest of your life because your age depleted body cannot swallow that pill for one last fuck. Enough to give you a heart attack i'd say.

[BALLYJUNKIE]

YOUR GETTIN OLD !!!

[Susie Q]

This happened when I was in my early thirties:

My niece who had just gotten her license and took "old Aunt Sue" out for ice cream...we were listening to the radio and she had on some song that I liked that was 'new' to me, and she said, "Wow Aunt Sue, I didn't know you liked this kind of music, wow!" I said, "Well...why not?" She said, "I didn't think old people liked this kind of music." :confused: :rolleyes:

The other thing about getting old is when I tell my son who is jammin' to my favorite Iron Maiden song, Flight of Icarus to "turn it down because you don't wanna make your baby sister's ears bleed." :(

In the same vein though, when baby sister is not in the back seat, me and the boy rock out to some amazing jams in the car. Playing air guitar, drumming, singing.

When my son's friends come over they can't believe how "cool" of a mom he has :)

Yes, I'm old...but I am cool. :cool:

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

The worst part of getting older is trying to stay in the same shape as when you were younger. The best part is the income.

[Ellyllions]

Best?
-No longer giving a fuck what people think. Honest to God, I feel so liberated and it seems like every year passed 30 the more free I become.

-Finally learning that sex and love do NOT hold hands. That came around at about 33...

Worst?
-Gravity. I ain't playin' ya'll shit's starting to sag and it's parts that I never expected could even become saggy.

LOL!:p

[Lqskdiver]

Aww, hell, Elly...all you need is a buff job and some new rocker panels and you'll be as good as new. I can get you a catelog where to order the stuff.

:D

[Ellyllions]

JC Whitney or Mid-America ?

I like Mid-America better cause JC Whitney sells cheap shit.

[hideyoursheep]

The best part?

Not having to wear your pants 6 inches below your BVDs to fit in.

The worst part?

Your son-in-law wears his pants 6 inches below his BVDs to fit in.

[Ozzy Fudd]

I would love to be 25 again, 50 sucks i keep steppin on my balls.:D

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
I would love to be 25 again, 50 sucks i keep steppin on my balls.:D

I hear you about the floor draggin', but once I hit thirty it was Little Elvis that became my problem. The damned thing grows an inch per year now. I think I'm in trouble. Getiing old sucks.