I Think We Need An Official "Discuss Britney Spears Here" Thread in the Pen.

[bueno bob]

Why should Non and the Underground get to have all the fun?

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/news2005/entertainment_celebrities/britney-spears_232.jpghttp://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/eonline/20070217/capt.b9888b4da99cf4effbfd4d28890de14c.jpg

So........discuss.

[binnie]

Agreed, I think that all Britney Spears threads should be compiled into one gigantic soap-opera thread.

Otherwise it will start pissing-off the naysayers.

Pen seems like a good place to do it!

[Wawazat]

Her behavior is so strange nowadays it ruins her musical legacy.

Keep it up Brit

[bueno bob]

BRITNEY HATES HAIR!

[binnie]

Indeed, she has hardwood flooring....

[Isaac R.]

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/7715/britwigbldzv2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Carol Channing?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Britney Spears has gone fucking mental.

I know Michael Jackson isn't exactly sane...but, at least he never shaved all of his hair off.

[Anonymous]

Oh, intercourse yourself, Bob! :mad:

Why do you think I hang around the Pen? For the COMPANY???

The Pen & The Dump were the only places in this whole Gawd-fersaken site WITHOUT any Britney Spears in them.

What am I to do now?

There's only one thing to do... okay, Britney... you caused just one thread too many to be opened... revenge must be sought... you'll rue this day for the short rest of your life...

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/tristar_pictures/rambo_3/sylvester_stallone/ramboiii2.jpg

IT'S ON, BITCH!

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

I want to see the Britney sex tape.

I know the rest of the world agrees with me....

[Anonymous]

Only if it's the one with 6 other girls.

Not the one with that faggot. Unless you want to see Britney do his sarse.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

That might be kinda funny actually.

Wouldn't get off on it, but the idea of laughing at Kevin Federline while he screams in agony is appealing on it's own merits.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Bill might get off on it, so we'll watch it when he goes shopping.

[GreenBayLA]

deleted like Britny's hair...

[ThrillsNSpills]

HEY.

Did you hear about Britney and Kevin Federline?


They put their heads together and made an ass out of themselves.

[ppg960]

Her career is ruined! Her children will be to if the authorities don't get them away from her.
Is she in re-hab for drugs or booze?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Bill might get off on it, so we'll watch it when he goes shopping.

:mad: Just because I got off on the Chyna tape, doesnt mean that's the case here bitch! That mini-dick and pimple infested ass sparked many a jizz explosion, FACT!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I'm sorry to hear that.








Very sorry.

[The_KiD]

Here are the rest of the shots of Britney Spears in a borrowed bikini right before checking herself into rehab for the second time. Notice how smooth her legs are? That's because before getting the bikini she stripped down to her underwear and shaved them in the pool bathroom.

You can't buy class like that. You can't even rent it. I'm surprised she's not in a top hat and monocle, taking a sip of tea with her pinky extended, and saying, "That's mahvelous, dear."

KiD


http://content.imagesocket.com/images/britney_spears_borrow_bikini_01f73.jpg

[The_KiD]

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[The_KiD]

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[The_KiD]

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[The_KiD]

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/britney_spears_borrow_bikini_05940.jpg

[bueno bob]

Excellent work, KiD!

Bring on that pron tape!!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

You're right...her legs are as smooth as her head is now.

[Anonymous]

I'd hit her friends!

Repeatedly!

And if she behaved very, very well, I might even let her watch.

MAybe.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Excellent work, KiD!

Bring on that pron tape!!


Yep Roth on KiD.

Gots a magic gift of timing with those pics.

[Matt White]

It's gonna happen....

and soon

[The_KiD]

This barely counts as news, but Britney Spears left rehab last night to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. She was escorted to the support group by her assistant and returned to the Promises treatment center right after the meeting ended. And because she's lost her mind, Britney had weird scribbles all over her hand and even drew a fake ring on her index finger.

I wouldn't be surprised if that thing went completely up her arm. She's like this close to snapping and probably spends all her time in rehab rocking back and forth while chanting, "They're all gonna pay." And when the doctors ask "Who's gonna pay?" she growls at them and says, "I'm a tiger!" And then starts pacing around on all fours while the doctors stare at each other confused.

KiD


http://content.imagesocket.com/images/britney_spears_rehab_aa_writing778.jpg

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
:mad: Just because I got off on the Chyna tape, doesnt mean that's the case here bitch! That mini-dick and pimple infested ass sparked many a jizz explosion, FACT!

You too? I mean... you did???

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

And here I thought I was the only on... I mean, that noone would get off on Chyna and lo and behold! - someone did!

Jaysus! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

[The_KiD]

Britney Spears allegedy tried to hang herself with a bedsheet after writing 666 on her shaved head and running around the rehab facility screaming "I am the Antichrist!" at frightened staff. A friend of her says:

"She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt." But within days out-of-control Britney had swung from suicidal to matrimonial as she told hubby Kevin Federline she wanted to take him back, renew their wedding vows and get pregnant.

What's left for her to do? The only way she could fall any farther is if she got huge boob implants and then drew a face on a watermelon and pretended it was her baby.

KiD

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/britney_spears_antichrista7c.jpg

[Matt White]

SHOCKING

[binnie]

Not too sure about these recent reports (sounds too good to be true)

I think they're from a Brit newspaper that I wouldn't trust as far as I could throw.....

[Anonymous]

Well, I live in Portugal and even I know any story from the News of the World is made up and that stories from the Sun aren't much better...

Besides, seeing as it is a newspaper, you can't throw it very far, anyway. Especially if it's windy and it's blowing in your direction. ANd even if it's blowing in the opposite direction, that wouldn't count as a throw, would it?

Cheers! :bottle:

[The_KiD]

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/official_britney_spearsa08.jpg

Britney Spears can kill anyone she wants! Britney Spears cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This chick is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time. I heard that once Britney Spears was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Britney Spears killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Britney Spears totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Check it out here: http://seanbonner.com/realultimatebritney/

I wonder what would happen if Britney Spears fought against a ninja? I think the universe would explode and they'd have to call in Chuck Norris to put it back together.


KiD

[Matt White]

"I'm crushing your head...CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH...."

[The_KiD]

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/BritneyHulk176.jpg

Britney portrayed as "The Hulk"... LOL...

KiD

[The_KiD]

There's a bidding war going on (currently around $150,000) for a security tape showing Britney Spears changing into a bikini and fishnets with two dancers at New York's One nightclub last month. The two dancers were fired after management discovered the video of them doing some "serious partying" with Britney.

"The manager said there was a tape of them," said our spy. "Both the girls cried about it when they got fired, but they didn't deny it. There's a camera above the office back there that can see that whole room."
Who would want to see Britney Spears changing into a bikini and fishnets? Five years ago maybe, but now it'd just look like some special for National Geographic. The video could be of a beached humpback whale and all the bidders would be like, "Is that? Is that Britney? Are you sure? Did she lose some weight or something?"

KiD


http://3piclynk.com/out.php/i22106_britneyspearsdancerbikini.jpg (http://www.piclynk.com/show.php/22106_britneyspearsdancerbikini.jpg.html)

[ppg960]

wow Kid, your firing on all eight cylinders tonight!!

[The_KiD]

The Daily Star claims Britney Spears is facing "bankruptcy" after spending $21 million of her $32 million fortune in the past two years and is "scared to death" of the financial situation she faces when she leaves rehab. A family friend says:

"She has to concentrate on staying sober, but she can't do that if she has to worry about going broke - which is exactly what she thinks will happen."

I don't know how $11 million is even close to bankruptcy, but whatever. In another Britney story, the Daily Star claims she was caught making out with another patient in the bushes. A source says:

"Britney and her new male friend decided to play a game of tennis. Britney is allowed a little more freedom now she's been in the centre a while. The next thing they had sneaked off into the bushes and were getting pretty passionate. They weren't actually having sex but there was definitely some groping. We had to step in to separate them. They were told off. They're in rehab and relationships between vulnerable people aren't really encouraged."

So Britney Spears is broke and trying to have sex with drug addicts in bushes. I dunno about you but she sounds cured. Once she gets out I wouldn't be surprised if she worked her way up to become President of the United States. Or the Pope.

KiD

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/britney_spears_broke498.jpg

[bueno bob]

I love Britney!

Really, I do!

[Anonymous]

You're a sick puppy, Bob.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Matt White]

HA!!!


A WINNER EVERY TIME!!!

[The_KiD]

Britney Spears has finished her one-month stay in rehab and has left the facility. Her manager announced in a statement late last night that she "has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program." The typical stay at Promises is about 45 days but Britney stayed for 27 because, well, she's Britney Spears.

I give it less than a week before she starts drinking again and heads back out to the clubs. And by clubs I mean hitting up a restaurant and ordering a "deep fried piggy covered in Cheetos and chocoate. I'mma gonna eat it all up!"

KiD

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/britney_spears_set_free450.jpg

[hankster]

anyone think she shaved her head just to get rid of all the meth and coke evidence that her hair would have revealed during a certain custody case that is on going, or is she getting ready to go on SNL and rip a pope pic up. by the way, I feel bad for that dog

[Matt White]

She was on the tube last night.....

She is "crazier than a shit-house rat"...........

and as dumb as a stump