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Roy Munson
04-27-2004, 05:28 PM
They're both very DEEP.


Van Halen live at an ARENA near you!!!!

BigBadBrian
04-27-2004, 05:31 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Dickface McSlapnuts
04-27-2004, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
They're both very DEEP.


Van Halen live at an ARENA near you!!!!


WHY ARE YOU CREATING A THREAD ABOUT ME?
BITCH I DON"T EVEN KNOW YOU.

TO KNOW ME IS TO BLOW ME SO I WILL LAY THE PIPE DOWN AS USUAL..
WITH SOME PATENTED RHYMES FOR YOUR CANDY ASS
-----------------------------------------
you've heard of me, I've never heard of you
so you wrote a diss, well whoop fucking woo
forgot your name, so I cant put it in this post
cause you're far from the first hater to come along

your nobody from nowhere and noplace
I don't recognize your voice or your face
I'm infectious to you and you've caught a case
bitin my style tryna get a taste
tryin to sound hardcore but it comes out soft
dont know if you wanna hit me or jack me off
they say there's a thin line between love and hate
do you think about me when you masturbate
did you carve my name into your gym locker
are you a DICKFACE hater or just a stalker
do you and your friends have a secret club
where you listen to my music as you kiss and hug
do you have a favorite pillow or teddy bear
that you hump at night and pretend is SLAPNUTS

Dickface McSlapnuts
04-27-2004, 05:35 PM
OH YEAH AND EAT MY SHIT LADEN ASS!!!


CREATING A THREAD ABOUT ME..


DUDE IF YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK..

BREASTS,
DICKFACE

Roy Munson
04-27-2004, 05:36 PM
YOU FUCKING PUSSY! I OWN YOU!

QUIT LYING, BITCH. EAT YOUR MOTHER. I HEARD SHE TASTES LIKE TUNA MELT.

Dickface McSlapnuts
04-27-2004, 05:39 PM
Shut the fuck up already before I throw a stick into the spokes of your rainbow colored tricycle and watch you go coned head over handlebars into the slop of runny shit in your outdoor remedial bed pan, scooterboy.

BREASTS,
DICKFACE

GAR
04-27-2004, 08:17 PM
The ShittyChlorians© are very strong in this one; Roy have you bathed lately?

Dan
04-27-2004, 08:20 PM
Your one sad fuck Roy.

rustoffa
04-27-2004, 09:54 PM
rat-a-tat-tat.....a spelunking green machine!