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DaveIsKing
04-27-2004, 11:47 PM
Ok, CNN reports that, once again, some motherfucker has taken a satellite photo of Mt. Ararat and discovered Noah's fucking Ark in it.

Goddamn people!

What's next a search for Santa's Toy Factory?

I can't believe adults ACTUALLY BELIEVE in this horseshit. :rolleyes:

Whadda YOU think?? :confused:

Ally_Kat
04-28-2004, 01:52 AM
well, it's called faith for a reason.

that and i think this'll be heading towards non soon.

Dr. Love
04-28-2004, 03:10 AM
No harm in keeping an open mind about it, is there?

ELVIS
04-28-2004, 05:11 AM
Originally posted by DaveIsKing
Ok, CNN reports that, once again, some motherfucker has taken a satellite photo of Mt. Ararat and discovered Noah's fucking Ark in it.




What's so far fetched about that ??

Golden AWe
04-28-2004, 05:13 AM
I've heard a lot of stories about the truth in Bible from the travel guide-staff of Israel...

DaveIsKing
04-28-2004, 09:09 AM
I think I trust Copernicus over the CHURCH anyday. Also, religious folk (even though they disagree over what "God" says), all agree in the mystic horseshit that holds their religion together by "faith".

Mark Twain- "Faith is believing in what you know ain't so."


That about sums it up for me.

But, everyone is a free agent to think...so....

Jesus Christ
04-28-2004, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
What's so far fetched about that ??

Indeed, Gregory.

Oddly enough, Noah asked Me the same question just now ;)

seenbad
04-28-2004, 03:16 PM
DaveIsKing, you seem a little hung up on the whole subject. You strike me as a searcher rather than an opposer. Could be that the Lord is knocking on your hearts door and it's really bugging you. :) It's loud. lol.

DaveIsKing
04-28-2004, 03:46 PM
Heh heh...yeah seenbad. It's probably "the Lord".

I am a Seeker indeed. I am an Agnostic who is open-minded, but sometimes I just lose it a bit around Fundies.

seenbad
04-29-2004, 12:50 AM
Sure. The "fundies" threaten you I'm sure. They can be so violent and bloodthirsty. lol

Jesus Christ
04-29-2004, 08:55 AM
Knock knock knockin on DaveIsKing's heart's do-wo-or aye ay ay ay yeah.... :)

DaveIsKing
04-29-2004, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Knock knock knockin on DaveIsKing's heart's do-wo-or aye ay ay ay yeah.... :)


ROFL....:D

You're crazy as hell, J.C.

:rolleyes:


You are, indeed, my choice for wittiest. :)