Van Halen sans Roth =Only with Hagar

[scubaa]

So you Roth headsheep were all a glee and smiles and then within days POW!! Its over before it even started ...Face it DLR AND HALEN will npt work Eddie is not that far gone

Van Halen cant and will not be seen unless with Sammy, inside and confirmed from Live Nation the main reason and i repeat the MAIN reason was that the media and fan hype was flat to the news and the plug wass pulled.

Go to Cabo and see how a real musician does it right all the time and if you cant figure that out got to a real fan based, music web site to see the man himself and how it is really done!

www.redrocker.com

Its better in Cabo or do i need to finance you Roth heads for your trip coz u be suppoting a loser for how long now ..sorry man thats the truth

D

[scubaa]

mans that reads perfect except for a few errors but hey i was busy laughing at you all ...

Hagar Rocks!

[VanHalener]

Let the flushing begin...

[jhale667]

Originally posted by scubaa
I'm hungry for da COCK!!!

:heyfu:

[HOGLEG]

Did you forget to go to Dr. Robert today?

[estang74]

The buzz is big around where I'm from, especially from musicians. Hagar destroyed Van Halen, any true VH fan will tell you that. So go on the gay cruise ship and drink his crappy tequila and what him play second rate VH songs. BTW his cabo club is tahoe is a fucking joke.

[scubaa]

Funny you DLR army crowd sure know all Sammys Biz and you have been to Tahoe ..funny place is always busy fukll of great bands ..DLR has what?? oh ya nothing

Wy doesnt Dave just give it up join Hagar and Anthony screw the VH bros and make some music?!

This soap opera is getting tired but at least we Hagar and Anthony fans have new tunes and consistency ..that you cannot deny!

hey jHALE667 guess thats all u got eh ..figures u are a Roth gurrl!

[VanHalener]

Hello, Houston? We're going to need a flush here, over...

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[Dave's PA Rental]

I'm leaving this to serve as a shiny, glistening monument to everything that is pot-bellied, uneven-goatee-wearing, leather-fanny-pack-sporting, Ford-Escort-driving, Sammy Hagarness.

Keep it up champ, I bet that pie on your face tastes real good...

[jhale667]

Originally posted by scubaa

hey jHALE667 guess thats all u got eh ..

What, you want some MORE abuse, pickle-kisser? Figures YOU'd like Gaygar.....oh yeah, that's right...it's because you're

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/ghey.jpg

[LookN4AMootBeat]

My man Archie Bunker had a word for these people: Dingbat.

[fryingdutchman]

Again...I'm forced to ask "what the FUCK is going on in Canada?"

From pflo, to Blackflag, and a number of others...it seems that all of the recent crop of douchebags here at the Roth Army are all being imported from the Great White North.

Cold and lonely up there this time of year?

Run out of Molson?

Favorite hockey teams performance got you down?

What is it that's bringing you all here?

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by scubaa
So you Roth headsheep were all a glee and smiles and then within days POW!! Its over before it even started ...Face it DLR AND HALEN will npt work Eddie is not that far gone

Van Halen cant and will not be seen unless with Sammy, inside and confirmed from Live Nation the main reason and i repeat the MAIN reason was that the media and fan hype was flat to the news and the plug wass pulled.

Go to Cabo and see how a real musician does it right all the time and if you cant figure that out got to a real fan based, music web site to see the man himself and how it is really done!

www.redrocker.com

Its better in Cabo or do i need to finance you Roth heads for your trip coz u be suppoting a loser for how long now ..sorry man thats the truth

D

No, I am not interested in your wet dream for Hag to once more ruin the VH legacy.

Matter of fact, no opinion from Soviet Canuckistan counts for shit.:mad:

[estang74]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by scubaa
[B] Funny you DLR army crowd sure know all Sammys Biz and you have been to Tahoe ..funny place is always busy fukll of great bands ..DLR has what?? oh ya nothing

Actually the venue is small, the stage is tiny, you have to bring your own PA and the pay sucks ass. Sounds like 1st class Hagar to me.

[estang74]

p.s. I would never step into a hagar establishment. I know musicians that have played there. They all say the same thing. The place sucks ass.

[moose]

don't worry about that canuck he's probably from queerbec!

[Oxford]

I think this guy needs to go to the animal groomer and get his hair braided like Hagar.Yea every musicians I know whether it reading or talking to them or featured in movies it always CVH and that just drive you Sheeps Hagar lovers nuts.Can't handle the truth.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by scubaa
So you Roth headsheep were all a glee and smiles and then within days POW!! Its over before it even started ...Face it DLR AND HALEN will npt work Eddie is not that far gone

Van Halen cant and will not be seen unless with Sammy, inside and confirmed from Live Nation the main reason and i repeat the MAIN reason was that the media and fan hype was flat to the news and the plug wass pulled.

Go to Cabo and see how a real musician does it right all the time and if you cant figure that out got to a real fan based, music web site to see the man himself and how it is really done!

www.redrocker.com

Its better in Cabo or do i need to finance you Roth heads for your trip coz u be suppoting a loser for how long now ..sorry man thats the truth

D

Well, it sure is a GOOD THING you aren't representing LiveNation with your BS....you'd be quite the embarrassment with your half-ass spelling.

And BTW....VH lost their ass with SPAMtard....it's DAVE that made VH have a true commodity of value.

Stick it up your Thong in Cabo with Spammy juice. Petron and a million other fine quality tequilas put that Wabo water to shame.


:D

Anything else, Scubaa yo' ass outta here?

[estang74]

Originally posted by Oxford
I think this guy needs to go to the animal groomer and get his hair braided like Hagar.Yea every musicians I know whether it reading or talking to them or featured in movies it always CVH and that just drive you Sheeps Hagar lovers nuts.Can't handle the truth.


AMEN

[bantonelli]

And whether a VH tour w/Roth gets off the ground or not, it's the ONLY CONFIGURATION (as quoting Dave) that the Public has any interest to see.

SPAMtard is grasping at anything that will stick - Nascar sightings to a AARP Cruise with Captain Stubbing & Gopher Cruise, sponsored by Preparation H ?

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by scubaa
Funny you DLR army crowd sure know all Sammys Biz and you have been to Tahoe ..funny place is always busy fukll of great bands ..

Yeah, you moron, Lake Tahoe ONLY has this small Wabo piece of crap for the Hallmark Lyric crowd - so it's not like it's got much competition, cuz if it had a true Rockin' club, Wabo would be W-empty!

[estang74]

I also think the hagar fans forget that little aol poll that Dave received over 80% of the vote.

[HOGLEG]

I have said it elsewhere before, anybody that makes their living off of booze, (musical or otherwise,"cabo") is worse than the person who is an alcoholic. Sammy does not step in front of an crowd or get in front of a camera without a CABO shirt on.

[HOGLEG]

That being said,......I am wasted.

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by HOGLEG
I have said it elsewhere before, anybody that makes their living off of booze, (musical or otherwise,"cabo") is worse than the person who is an alcoholic. Sammy does not step in front of an crowd or get in front of a camera without a CABO shirt on.

Exactly.

Sam and Mike turned =VH= into a marketing joke.

I can't think of any other "rockers" at the moment who sell anything other than rock and roll.

However, I have only had 1.5 cups of coffee so far.

[glensfallspaul]

Originally posted by scubaa
Its better in Cabo or do i need to finance you Roth heads for your trip coz u be suppoting a loser for how long now ..sorry man thats the truth D

Foot soldier in what army?

[Hardrock69]

Gee...another Hagar Homo


Fucking cock-slobbering fuckhead...
:rolleyes:

They are as predictable as themonkey in the White House saying "nuke-yoo-ler".
:rolleyes:

[mickeba]

As much as so many hate Hagar around here, Scubaa you make good points about Hagar and VH. His website is much more fan friendly than the VH site. He does, like it or not, make music these days, which is what the sisters ought to be doing, and most of all, he does appreciate his fans! This has nothing to do with whether or not he was good for VH, he wasnt, but he does operate his career in the correct manner. It's appalling that the sisters won't be at the RRHOF ceremony! Talk about gross! Talk about disrespecting your fans, and even your own bands legacy. That's one of the reasons they weren't inducted sooner. With all the chaos around the band, they weren't considered hall-worthy. Like it or not, thats how it is. Now that they make it, after all the fan attempts and support, pushing on the hall to induct these clowns (the sisters, not Dave, Mike or Sammy) they can't show up! I realize that on these boards, this is "forbidden talk" and I'll be called a Hagar lover, homo, or whatever, but look at it objectively. With all the passion on these posts, how is it rewarded? The sisters can't even show up!

mickeba

[Isaac R.]

Originally posted by scubaa
Go to Cabo and see how a real musician does it right all the time and if you cant figure that out got to a real fan based, music web site to see the man himself and how it is really done!D


So you bring this horseshit to a DLR fan board...lol
Why?
Some twisted need to be abused?
Totally fucking bizarre...but I suppose that's to be expected from a Hagar fan.
He`s been using and abusing you poor, pathetic sheep for years:)

[Hollywood Jesus]

I have an odd respect for Sammy Hagar. Just not as singer of VH. I always put Sammy on par with Billy Squier.

Neither VH nor Sammy Hagar made their best stuff together.

With Roth, neither Dave nor Eddie made their best stuff apart.

[king daddy]

Hagar's solo material is fair at best. (pre/post) Van Halen. People have a chip on theiir shoulder about Hagar because he walked into a perfect setting established by Dave and then trashed him all in the process. Bottom line is that if 5150 would of been their first Album they wouldn't be going to the RHOF this month PERIOD!

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by scubaa
So you Roth headsheep were all a glee and smiles and then within days POW!! Its over before it even started ...Face it DLR AND HALEN will npt work Eddie is not that far gone

Van Halen cant and will not be seen unless with Sammy, inside and confirmed from Live Nation the main reason and i repeat the MAIN reason was that the media and fan hype was flat to the news and the plug wass pulled.

Go to Cabo and see how a real musician does it right all the time and if you cant figure that out got to a real fan based, music web site to see the man himself and how it is really done!

www.redrocker.com

Its better in Cabo or do i need to finance you Roth heads for your trip coz u be suppoting a loser for how long now ..sorry man thats the truth

D


Scubaa-baa-baa

Eat a gun , cocksucker !
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[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by mickeba
As much as so many hate Hagar around here, Scubaa you make good points about Hagar and VH. His website is much more fan friendly than the VH site. He does, like it or not, make music these days, which is what the sisters ought to be doing, and most of all, he does appreciate his fans! This has nothing to do with whether or not he was good for VH, he wasnt, but he does operate his career in the correct manner. It's appalling that the sisters won't be at the RRHOF ceremony! Talk about gross! Talk about disrespecting your fans, and even your own bands legacy. That's one of the reasons they weren't inducted sooner. With all the chaos around the band, they weren't considered hall-worthy. Like it or not, thats how it is. Now that they make it, after all the fan attempts and support, pushing on the hall to induct these clowns (the sisters, not Dave, Mike or Sammy) they can't show up! I realize that on these boards, this is "forbidden talk" and I'll be called a Hagar lover, homo, or whatever, but look at it objectively. With all the passion on these posts, how is it rewarded? The sisters can't even show up!

mickeba


Rule number 1 of the Roth Army...NO DEFENDING HAGAR.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by scubaa
So you Roth headsheep were all a glee and smiles and then within days POW!! Its over before it even started ...Face it DLR AND HALEN will npt work Eddie is not that far gone

Van Halen cant and will not be seen unless with Sammy, inside and confirmed from Live Nation the main reason and i repeat the MAIN reason was that the media and fan hype was flat to the news and the plug wass pulled.

Go to Cabo and see how a real musician does it right all the time and if you cant figure that out got to a real fan based, music web site to see the man himself and how it is really done!

www.redrocker.com

Its better in Cabo or do i need to finance you Roth heads for your trip coz u be suppoting a loser for how long now ..sorry man thats the truth

D



http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k299/Captainswing_2006/01-1.jpg

[bueno bob]

LMAO...scabby's decided to rear his gay ass around here again, hunh?

Who left the gates open?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

It was probably MERLE.

He's always pulling stunts like this.

[Thorman]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Again...I'm forced to ask "what the FUCK is going on in Canada?"

From pflo, to Blackflag, and a number of others...it seems that all of the recent crop of douchebags here at the Roth Army are all being imported from the Great White North.

Cold and lonely up there this time of year?

Run out of Molson?

Favorite hockey teams performance got you down?

What is it that's bringing you all here?

Well, Molson sucks..,great beer out there is Sleeman's Honey Lager, very nice. Piss water like Bud, Coors, etc does not go well with true beer consumers.

Canucks rock, its colder in your area then it is here and I must say, Sam is the Man!!!

BAM

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Hey..it's Thorman.

Merle is evenletting the aliases oot now.

Who's next? Three Inch Cock?

[FORD]

Originally posted by scubaaaaaaa
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



Back to the Pen with this sheepshit

[PlexiBrown]

I read over at the links that Hagar's mom died today. I wonder if Mike will show up at the funeral.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Thorman
Well, Molson sucks..,great beer out there is Sleeman's Honey Lager, very nice. Piss water like Bud, Coors, etc does not go well with true beer consumers.

Canucks rock, its colder in your area then it is here and I must say, Sam is the Man!!!

BAM

Is your mom still taking it up the ass for $5?

BAM, indeed!

[FORD]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
I read over at the links that Hagar's mom died today. I wonder if Mike will show up at the funeral.

I just hope Sammy has the brains not to bury her in a Cabo Coffin®

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I hope he sees sense and burys himself accidently

[Matt White]

Whoreman........Scrotum Steve...........

Talk aboot a blast from the SHEEP past.........

okay:mad:

WHo left the PEN gate open again?!?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I told you...MERLE

[sisca]

Originally posted by jhale667
pickle-kisser

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/ghey.jpg thats fucking funny. even better than poopchute paratrooper.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Remember Source of Infection?
(sorry for the memory)
But at least EVH put work into the tapping part at the beginning.

what does sam add to that?
does he pick up on the fact that effort was going into it?

Alright

Hey

Sploot

How bout Cha now

yeah

zorphh

Zowie

(I mean, what the fuck)

That sounds like your average Batman fight sequence. (don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good campy Batman brawl now and then, but then again, Sam didn't sing on it . :))

I noticed scubert said "pow"
He probably learned it off a Sam record.

Scooby, may you get poked in the eye from Ann Coulter's adams apple whilst jogging. (As your tiny brain didn't process music that WAS relevant you wouldn't see a giant adam's apple if it was right in front of you while you jog.)

you even posted your love of Sam on the wrong site.
not that we expected more from you.

You could get work in a recording studio. Seein' if anybody needed moraccas, they could just shake your head.

Feel free to do the one leg moron dance to your love is drivin me crazy.
( preferably off the nearest cliff )

We'll salute your demise with a YouTube thread.

You've just had your ( ! ) handed to you by the Roth Army Forums. Have a nice day.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

HA!...at the "Batman" bit.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills

You've just had your ( ! ) handed to you by the Roth Army Forums. Have a nice day.

ThrillsNspills,

Please wash your hands now. We don't want to spread anything from him in here.

Thanks.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by vanhalener
ThrillsNspills,

Please wash your hands now. We don't want to spread anything from him in here.

Thanks.


yes yes, a valid point, but once they're clean they'll just send another down here, that or else people who claim to hate the place yet can't stop showing up, like oh, coughsavickicough will show up with a useless link nobody will click on.

[Thorman]

Rule number 1 of the Roth Army...NO DEFENDING HAGAR.

Shaun, seriously dude that feathered hair has got to go. The Hardy Boys are long gone and why your mom named you after the lead in that tv series is something I will never know.

BAM

[hideyoursheep]

Where's Billy Mays when you need him?

[VanHalener]

So you Roth headsheep were all a glee and smiles and then within days POW!! Its over before it even started ...Face it DLR AND HALEN will npt work Eddie is not that far gone

Van Halen cant and will not be seen unless with Sammy, inside and confirmed from Live Nation the main reason and i repeat the MAIN reason was that the media and fan hype was flat to the news and the plug wass pulled.

Go to Cabo and see how a real musician does it right all the time and if you cant figure that out got to a real fan based, music web site to see the man himself and how it is really done!

RedRocker.com - Born to Rock - Built to Last (http://www.redrocker.com)

Its better in Cabo or do i need to finance you Roth heads for your trip coz u be suppoting a loser for how long now ..sorry man thats the truth

D



Sheep are just plain retarded!

Gheygar can't hold a candle to the rock Dave has produced with Van Halen.
Plain and simple.

Now, go gargle with something other than clown jizz. Your breath stinks!

[Terry]

Sheep are just plain retarded!

Gheygar can't hold a candle to the rock Dave has produced with Van Halen.
Plain and simple.

Now, go gargle with something other than clown jizz. Your breath stinks!



Um, not for nothing (and certainly not intending to infringe on your right to do so), but why resurrect a thread that died 2 years ago and was better off that way in the first place?

[FORD]

Um, not for nothing (and certainly not intending to infringe on your right to do so), but why resurrect a thread that died 2 years ago and was better off that way in the first place?

He didn't resurrect it. Thorman the annoying sheep aliASS did.

[Terry]

He didn't resurrect it. Thorman the annoying sheep aliASS did.

Yes, scrolling up (duh) I see where I jumped the gun and made that error.

Apologies.