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WARF
03-03-2007, 08:25 PM
Never in so many years Have I felt so inspired....
And just like the rash LoungeMachine got from his boyfriend...

I AM BACK AGAIN!

You are right LoungeMachine...
I am a bit religious...
And As I can see you too were relgious at one point....
Which would explain the permanant part in the middle of your hair... from your alter boy days... from many priests who placed their hands on the top of your head during oral sex!!!

But Anyways... back to the topic at hand...

It's Diva Night at the Roth Army ladies and germs...

Fold up a dollar bill for Lounge's ass crack...

And he will turn a TRICK for you!!
WARF
03-03-2007, 08:30 PM
You can NEVER take the MAN off his throne!

I am so fucking popular... that I have already been nominated for EIGHT ROTHIES... and the fucking thread isn't even finished yet!!!
WARF
03-03-2007, 08:38 PM
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And Don't forget STUDIO AUDIENCE... after I wipe the floor with Lounge's remaining ligaments.... feel free to stop over at the gift store... for the free board game edition of this thread... which is also titled in EBONICS for Joe Thunder's family... who were impregnated by negros in a smal town outside of butler!!!
FORD
03-03-2007, 08:40 PM
Ah Kip... well at least he only writes songs about underage GIRLS. So he's not as bad as Thunder :D
WARF
03-03-2007, 08:48 PM
KIP?
KIP??
FUCKING KIP??

Is that his fucking name???
And I'm the fucking homo?!?!

I'm envisioning a hot sweaty sailor bending over sayin'...

LUBE ME UP CAPTAIN STUBBIE!!!

AND THIS TIME.... PUT SOME STANK ON IT!!!!

Jesus...
stleast I wasn't named after a fucking ballerina, who played air guitar in the "Seventeen" video...

Fuckin' A Man....

Where is Mr. Love Boat???
WARF
03-03-2007, 09:47 PM
rumpity bump bump
FORD
03-03-2007, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by WARF

Jesus...
stleast I wasn't named after a fucking ballerina, who played air guitar in the "Seventeen" video...



Where the Hell have you been, WARF??

He IS the fucking ballerina who played air guitar in the "Seventeen" video!
Unchainme
03-03-2007, 10:08 PM
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Beavis And Butthead Ruined your career uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!

Crying over it?

Fucking gold shit right there.
Coyote
03-04-2007, 08:28 AM
What can be said 'bout Lounge that hasn't been said in Forbes?


Exactly.
WARF
03-04-2007, 05:53 PM
Where is FuckMachine??

He's gonna miss my Rothie Acceptance speech! :D
The Truth
03-04-2007, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Where is FuckMachine??

He's gonna miss my Rothie Acceptance speech! :D

It's pretty funny you don't even notice your roast for a month, yet you expect Kip to drop everything to see this?
WARF
03-04-2007, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by The Truth
yet you expect Kip to drop everything to see this?

No, I expect him to drop the soap!! :D

Where is my little sailor stud muffin???
Real Wolfgang
03-05-2007, 01:26 PM
WARF!!!!

Be my friend
DrMaddVibe
03-07-2007, 07:09 AM
FOUR LEAF CLOVER

Dear Jane
Am I going down in flames
While you're playin' me like a game
And I'm this far from home?

Good Luck
Turned up your pretty face
Sent my heart into outer space
Am I out here alone?

I might be off
But it feels like its all gone wrong
You're not alone
And when I call
You're not at home
But you know that I'm still wishing
I'll be out back digging for a four leaf clover

You say
Everything here's ok
Don't worry while you're away
I’ll be your reason why

They say
I'm just a paranoid
Pushing Prozac and quoting Freud
But there's no cure for goodbye

There's a word
On the top of my head now it's gone
Or was it love?
Cause when I call
You're not at home
But you know that I'm still wishing
I'll be out back digging for a four leaf clover

Tell me I'm wrong
I'm hanging on
But you're not at home
Don't you know that I'm still wishing?
I'll be out back digging for a four leaf clover

Dear Jane
Can you hear what I have to say?
Are you leaving or will you stay
Or lying to keep me alive?

Is your Jody sneaking in your back door?
Is your Jody sneaking out your back door?


LMAO!

Beavis & Butthead didn't ruin his "career"...they gave him fame and rescued him from obscurity!

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Guitar Shark
03-07-2007, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe

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LMFAO. :D

:lol:
Seshmeister
03-07-2007, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe

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Hahaha tremendous!
diamondD
03-07-2007, 10:00 PM
Oh man, that's fucking classic. :D
Shaun Ponsonby
03-08-2007, 09:44 AM
Fucking funny.
Guitar Shark
03-08-2007, 03:30 PM
Has Lounge even seen this thread?

I think he'd get a kick out of it...
DrMaddVibe
03-08-2007, 05:36 PM
How can you tell who's who?

Fiona doesn't sing through her nose!



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That assclown prolly wrote the cheesy lyrics for this one too!

At least they went to the same hairstylist!

Wardobe closet too!
diamondD
03-08-2007, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Has Lounge even seen this thread?

I think he'd get a kick out of it...


For some reason, these are the only threads he doesn't post in. ;)
Dan
03-08-2007, 11:11 PM
The Sheep Pen Loves Kip.:D
LoungeMachine
03-09-2007, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Has Lounge even seen this thread?

I think he'd get a kick out of it...


My lawyers will be in contact. :D

Once they sober up.

:gulp:
bueno bob
03-09-2007, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
My lawyers will be in contact. :D

Once they sober up.

:gulp:

Can you actually AFFORD lawyers when you're signed to Frontiers?

:confused:
WARF
03-09-2007, 11:54 AM
Hey Look...

Spongebob Buenopants is in the building...
bueno bob
03-10-2007, 02:50 AM
Boo yah.......