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Ozzy Fudd

03-05-2007, 03:19 PM

Go here http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6042528382730335705 now how useless was that.:rolleyes:

Jérôme Frenchise

03-05-2007, 03:37 PM

Yeah, how useless... :)

But then, why did you link it? ;)

And... what does "more than 99%" mean as far as that test?

In addition, what's the use of it? Really, I'm wondering. :confused:

Ozzy Fudd

03-05-2007, 09:12 PM

it turned up in a search an i thought WTF post it...lol

Antman

03-05-2007, 09:31 PM

120 was my score.

jhale667

03-05-2007, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Antman
120 was my score.

140 here...but then, I am a cunning linguist...lol

Anonymous

03-06-2007, 10:36 AM

Category 5

You scored 160 the basics!

your the best ever you make a girl scream and holla come lick my pussy! message me!

Yes, well... what did you expect? It IS my screen name...

Cheers! :bottle:

Ozzy Fudd

03-06-2007, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Yes, well... what did you expect? It IS my screen name...

Cheers! :bottle:

And the real reason i stuck this in here.:D

Ozzy Fudd

03-06-2007, 11:20 AM

The test blows cuz it also rates you at your age level as well.
so for a old fuck i did alright.lol

<DIV id=welcomeMessageTopContainer style="DISPLAY: none">
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<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #457aff; TEXT-ALIGN: center">, you're now <SPAN style="COLOR: #0f3cac">logged in!</SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 10px; COLOR: #0000ff; PADDING-TOP: 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: left">Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; TEXT-ALIGN: right"><A href="/home"><U>continue to OkCupid homescreen ></U></A> </DIV></DIV></DIV>
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<TABLE cellPadding=20 align=center>
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<TD align=middle><FONT size=5><B>Category 4</B></FONT><BR>You scored 140 the basics! </TD></TR>
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<TD>damn you eat that pussy had would you like mine? message me! </TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD align=middle></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><BR><BR>
<TABLE cellPadding=20>
<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD><SPAN id=comparisonarea>My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people <I>your age and gender</I>:
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<TD width=149 bgColor=#b2cfff height=20><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/"><IMG alt="free online dating" src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border=0></A></TD>
<TD width=1 bgColor=white><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/"><IMG alt="free online dating" src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border=0></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD>
<TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>99%</B> on <B>the basics</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6042528382730335705'>The Do you know how to eat pussy Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=playboi_bunny69'>playboi_bunny69</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free Online Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test</a></td></tr></table>

Ozzy Fudd

03-06-2007, 11:40 AM

LMFAO i seen another test...yeah i took it.

<table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGSMm.gif" name=thebigpicture23> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER><FONT size=5>The Playboy</FONT><BR><FONT size=4><B>R</B>andom<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>G</B>entle<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>S</B>ex<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>M</B>aster (<FONT shmolor=red>RGSMm</FONT>)</FONT><BR><BR></CENTER> Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're <B>The Playboy</B>. <BR><BR> You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too. <BR><BR> <CENTER> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee><SPAN class=tiny>Your exact opposite:<BR><B>The Mixed Messenger</B><BR><img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBLDm_thumb.gif" vspace=7><BR>Deliberate<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Brutal<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Love<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Dreamer </SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER> It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after <FONT shmolor=red>physical</FONT> rather than <FONT shmolor=blue>emotional</FONT> relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare. <BR><BR> If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should <I>raise</I> your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.<BR><img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> <BR><BR><FONT shmolor=red>ALWAYS AVOID</FONT>: <B>The Priss</B> <BR><BR><FONT shmolor=blue>CONSIDER</FONT>: <B>The Dirty Little Secret</B>, <B>The Nurse</B> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><br><br>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'><b>The 32-Type Dating Test</b></a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'><b><b>OkCupid</b> - Free Online Dating</b></a>.</td></tr></table>

binnie

03-06-2007, 12:04 PM

Category 4
You scored 150 the basics!
damn you eat that pussy had would you like mine? message me!

Jérôme Frenchise

03-08-2007, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
The test blows cuz it also rates you at your age level as well.
so for a old fuck i did alright.lol

<DIV id=welcomeMessageTopContainer style="DISPLAY: none">
<DIV class=roundboxTopWrap>
<DIV class=roundboxTopInt></DIV></DIV>
<DIV class=roundboxContent>
<DIV style="PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; PADDING-LEFT: 15px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 15px; PADDING-TOP: 15px">
<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #457aff; TEXT-ALIGN: center">, you're now <SPAN style="COLOR: #0f3cac">logged in!</SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 10px; COLOR: #0000ff; PADDING-TOP: 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: left">Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; TEXT-ALIGN: right"><A href="/home"><U>continue to OkCupid homescreen ></U></A> </DIV></DIV></DIV>
<DIV class=roundboxBotWrap>
<DIV class=roundboxBotInt></DIV></DIV></DIV>
<TABLE cellPadding=20 align=center>
<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD align=middle><FONT size=5><B>Category 4</B></FONT><BR>You scored 140 the basics! </TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD>damn you eat that pussy had would you like mine? message me! </TD></TR>
<TR>
<TD align=middle></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><BR><BR>
<TABLE cellPadding=20>
<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD><SPAN id=comparisonarea>My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people <I>your age and gender</I>:
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<TABLE cellSpacing=4 cellPadding=0 border=0>
<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD vAlign=center>
<TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0>
<TBODY>
<TR>
<TD width=149 bgColor=#b2cfff height=20><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/"><IMG alt="free online dating" src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border=0></A></TD>
<TD width=1 bgColor=white><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/"><IMG alt="free online dating" src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border=0></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD>
<TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>99%</B> on <B>the basics</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6042528382730335705'>The Do you know how to eat pussy Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=playboi_bunny69'>playboi_bunny69</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free Online Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test</a></td></tr></table>

:) I hadn't seen that. Got to do the test again.
Well, by the way, the use of it is fun, surely one of the best motives you can find. :D

Reminds of certain chicks who rate their lovers - the little bitches.
But some of us do so too, anyway... :)

I don't, I just make sounds like grunts or yodeling. :D

Anonymous

03-16-2007, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
The test blows cuz it also rates you at your age level as well.
so for a old fuck i did alright.lol

That's really stupid! I mean, the test was obviously made by a girl. Doesn't sher realize that pussy eating gets better with age?

Practice, and shit. Then comes the time where you WILL have to rely on your tongue n' fingers. :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

Ozzy Fudd

03-16-2007, 06:11 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
That's really stupid! I mean, the test was obviously made by a girl. Doesn't sher realize that pussy eating gets better with age?
Practice, and shit. Then comes the time where you WILL have to rely on your tongue n' fingers. :lol:
Cheers! :bottle:

OMFG that fuckin killed me! i am LMMFAO big time right now