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Hardrock69
03-06-2007, 11:33 AM
Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake through his heart.

According to Ananova, the politically-motivated Van Helsings, led by Miroslav Milosevic (no relation), gave themselves up to cops after attacking the deceased despot in his grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac. Milosevic popped his clogs back in 2006, while on trial in a UN war crimes tribunal for various unsavoury activities connected with the disintegration of the former Yugoslavia.


Miroslav Milosevic said "he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country". His team explained that the wooden stake had been "driven into the ground and through the late president's heart".

Slobodan Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia naturally condemned the desecration, while his daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she "planned to sue the vampire hunters and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly"


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/06/milosevic_staked/

FORD
03-06-2007, 12:55 PM
Where the hell did they find a 9 - ft stake strong enough to go through a coffin?

And how exactly did they know it was going through his heart without digging up his rotting corpse?

If all they did was pound a stake into the ground, that might be symbolic, but not very effective.

Assuming Milosonofabitch was an actual Vampire, instead of merely a dead genocidal piece of shit, that is.

Hardrock69
03-06-2007, 01:16 PM
I agree.

DLR'sCock
03-06-2007, 02:21 PM
That's pretty fucking funny, and sounds like fun!

Hardrock69
03-06-2007, 02:32 PM
Let's all fly over there and do it too!

I wanna go put a stake through some sad bastards coffin in Eastern Europe.
:D

But then, there are dictators who are still alive that deserve worse than that...
:rolleyes:

Nickdfresh
03-06-2007, 06:55 PM
They're about 17-years too late unfortunately...