Would You? The Serious Questions about sex

[Golden AWe]

Ok, this is like a teenager-made poll, but I want honest answers, but you don't need to be TOO serious...and I want to hear if someone has dirty tales from the past...so in case there's something that has happened already, think of the questions as "what happened!"

I'm talking about meeting attractive women here, and I want serious answers!

1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?

2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?

3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?

4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?

5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?

6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?

7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?

8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?

9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?

10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?

Just killin' time...Enjoy!

[Coyote]

1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?
That depends on what she drank some time before.

2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?
Sure, why not.

3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?
Yes. Equal opportunity, etc...

4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?
If it happens accidentally, I'll let it slide.
Otherwise, not really.

5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?
No. Kinky, but no.

6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?
As long as we're on opposite ends.

7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?
Drop the camera first, sparky.

8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?
Especially then!

9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?
No, and twice. I was very, very drunk...

10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?
Yeah. The real challenge would be to get them both in it.

[Little Texan]

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. No, women's farts smell worse than men's farts
4. Hell no
5. No, she might have an alterior motive for using those handcuffs like robbing you or going Lorena Bobbitt on you. Not smart.
6. No, it has to be with another chick or no dice. No guys. Period.
7. No, get the hell out of the room, fag, and you can have the sloppy seconds after I'm done!
8. Hell yeah!
9. Fuck no, no rubbers! Not now, not ever!
10. Hell yeah! In fact, I'd try to talk them into a threesome!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Any person wanting any of that shit is not a woman, but a whore.


1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?

No.

2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?

No.

3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?

No.

4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?

No.

5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?

No.

6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?

No.


7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?

No.

8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?

No, that's a fucking best friend.

9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?

Glove before love. Sorry.

10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?

No.


I guess I'm not a shitty person.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Any person wanting any of that shit is not a woman, but a whore.



I guess I'm not a shitty person.

Woah, dude. Judgmental much? And I thought I was the goody-two-shoes of the site. Different strokes for different folks.


uhuhuhuh Ally said strokes :D

[Warham]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
uhuhuhuh Ally said strokes :D

Woooo Hoooo!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Woah, dude. Judgmental much? And I thought I was the goody-two-shoes of the site. Different strokes for different folks.


uhuhuhuh Ally said strokes :D

I know I may talk big, but I really just love classy women. A woman I would love would never meet me in a bar and ask me to fuck her while her boyfriend gets her backside. Sorry...

[Nitro Express]

1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?

If I could have my way with her after.

2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?

Pee away!

3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?

I thought cute girls didn't fart!

4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?

If she tasted it with me.

5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?

Hell no!

6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?

Nope. I'm stingy that way. No other dudes period!

7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?

Nope. Too creepy.

8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?

Depends on how drunk I was and the true answer is "hey, I'm a man ain't I?"

9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?

Sex lasts a moment. Dying of AIDS lasts a long agognizing time.

10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?

I would like to think I came close to this. A mom was trying to get me to go out with her daughter who was pretty hot but living with her police officer dad who didn't like me for some reason. Mom, was kind of the Oregon hippy dip person and was reciently divorced. I think I could have deffinately banged her but the whole family had a wierd vibe and I just ate my desert and went home. I didn't want some angry Portland police officer hunting me down because I banged his daughter or X-wife.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
I know I may talk big, but I really just love classy women. A woman I would love would never meet me in a bar and ask me to fuck her while her boyfriend gets her backside. Sorry...

The questions ain't talking 'bout love...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
The questions ain't talking 'bout love...

But I'm not rotten to the core. I'm a nice dude.... and no, we don't always finish last. Some of this shit is JUST BEGGING for crotchrot, death, or theft.

[nosuchluck]

Naivety is bliss...

[twonabomber]

1. yes
2. already have
3. would i LET her? no. has it happened? probably
4. uh...no
5. no
6. no
7. yup!
8. hell yeah. he'll get over it.
9. maybe
10. i would but haven't yet.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Ok, this is like a teenager-made poll, but I want honest answers, but you don't need to be TOO serious...and I want to hear if someone has dirty tales from the past...so in case there's something that has happened already, think of the questions as "what happened!"

I'm talking about meeting attractive women here, and I want serious answers!

1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have already experienced that...

2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?

Yup: pretty good bargaining tool to get what I want

3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?

Only if she'll let me reciprocate! Seriously, if she really wanted to, wh ynot.

4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?

Nope. All for her.

5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?

Depends on the vibe I get from that person, and the what she wanted to handcuff me too: ie, if I though I could break out of if, life a bad for instance.

6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?

Nope, threesomes with two girls only...

7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?

Yep, why not. He might learn something (if she wants him to watch he's clearly not up to much)

8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?

No, no-one's worth the amount of hassle that could cause (it would take some serious will power, but I reckon I could hold out)

9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?

If I didn't know her, I'd always swim with my socks on.

10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?

Yes, and almost.

Just killin' time...Enjoy!

[Isaac R.]

1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?
*No

2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?
*No

3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?
*Happened once or twice - accidentally, I think. Not cool.

4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?
*No

5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?
*Depends. How drunk am I?

6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?
*No

7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?
*Been there. Ok while it was happening. Awkward as Hell afterwards.

8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?
*Probably ;)

9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?
*Now? No
Then? :rolleyes:

10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?
*Never came up. Guess it would depend on how into the daughter I was...

[binnie]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
I know I may talk big, but I really just love classy women. A woman I would love would never meet me in a bar and ask me to fuck her while her boyfriend gets her backside. Sorry...

Who said anything about love.....

This is just one-night no strings fun...

[Coyote]

Originally posted by binnie
no strings

That depends on your preference.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Coyote
That depends on your preference.

Ha ha!!!

Hell Yeah, why not?

We only live once, and I want to experience as much as possible...

[Mr Badguy]

FUCK HER IN THE ASS!

[Coyote]

Exactly, exactly!

(a cheap Mr. Grimsdale-imitation)

[binnie]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
FUCK HER IN THE ASS!

and get her to sing the national anthem as you do!

[Jimmy Jingles]

1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?
No. But I have been with women who enjoy the golden shower themselves.

2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?
I guess.

3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?
Uhhhhh...fuck no!

4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?
Not on purpose.

5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?
Been there, done that.

6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?
Yes. All you have to do is just block the other dude out.

7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?
Yes. What the fuck do I care?

8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?
Oh hells yeah!

9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?
No. Never.

10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?
Yes and yes (but I wasn't dating the daughter at the time, we had long since split up)

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Any person wanting any of that shit is not a woman, but a whore.


1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?

No.

2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?

No.

3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?

No.

4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?

No.

5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?

No.

6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?

No.


7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?

No.

8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?

No, that's a fucking best friend.

9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?

Glove before love. Sorry.

10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?

No.


I guess I'm not a shitty person.





I guess a better question for you would be...


Have you ever been laid?


:D

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
I guess a better question for you would be...


Have you ever been laid?


:D

I just have a thing about best friends... it's hard to find them. Some cheap ass isn't worth losing one.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by binnie
Who said anything about love.....

This is just one-night no strings fun...

I mean, how is someone fucking peeing on you going to make me horny? I mean, fuck?

No jizz! Period.

[Terry]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Ok, this is like a teenager-made poll, but I want honest answers, but you don't need to be TOO serious...and I want to hear if someone has dirty tales from the past...so in case there's something that has happened already, think of the questions as "what happened!"

I'm talking about meeting attractive women here, and I want serious answers!

1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her? No

2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her? Fuck no

3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her? Only if I got to shit on hers in return

4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you? Perhaps a non open-mouthed kiss after I shucked a fresh batch down her throat, but that's about as close as I'll...er...come to that.

5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her? No

6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you? No

7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you? No

8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you? Yes

9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's? Yes

10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you? Yes and yes.

Just killin' time...Enjoy!

[Matt White]

1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her? "In the heat of the day, down in Mobile, Alabama..."

2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?"Anything for a lady...."

3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?Not just no...FUCK NO

4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?I don't need to have a Shit-sandwich to know I don't want one"

5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?With age comes wisdom...I do the cuffin'...

6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?RULE OF THUMB: Only 1 penis in any given Threesome....EVER

7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?See #6

8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?"It has to be done...

9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?YES YES...and YES

10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

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[binnie]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
I mean, how is someone fucking peeing on you going to make me horny? I mean, fuck?

No jizz! Period.

No jizz: agreed.

As for the peeing thing, it's not horny. But it gives you leverage to get her to do some seriously sick shit.....

[bastardog]

1. If a woman wanted to pee on you, would you let her?
Not on the first day I know her

2. If a woman wanted to pee on you in the shower, would you let her?
yes

3. If she wanted to fart on your face, would you let her?
fuck NO!!!

4. If she wanted you to taste your own jizz, would you?
no

5. If you met her (one you'd never met before) in a bar, and then went to a motel, and she wanted to put you in handcuffs, would you let her?
no

6. If she wanted you to join her and her boyfriend on 2 vs 1, would you?
noway

7. If she wanted you to bang her with her boyfirend only watching, would you?
yes

8. If she was your best friends little sister, and your best friend wouldn't like it if he found out, would you?
yes

9. If you didn't know her before, would you do it without a condom? Have you done it often without the rubber, and I mean after the crazy 70's /80's?
no

10. Would you bang a hot mother if she wanted it, while you'd been dating the daughter? Have you?
yes........yes but not while dating the other (with 3 years in between)