I'm Sammy Hagar

[The Truth]

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[The Truth]

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[Diamondjimi]

wHO IS sAMMY hAGAR?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

wHO IS sAMMY hAGAR?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[jharp84]

Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

You speak-it DA TRUTTT!!!!!!!!!

[RuzDNailz]

Who is Bette Midler?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I'm still not sure...

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

I'm still not sure...

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Steve Savicki]

http://steve-savicki.livejournal.com/321819.html

[Shaun Ponsonby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9msXmZEh70s

If you cun't be bothered clicking on the link, Steve, this is what it leads to...

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[bueno bob]

I'm seriously cuntfused.

:confused:

[Shaun Ponsonby]

That makes one of us.

[bueno bob]

Should I like the first video? I mean...I kinda do, but...I don't know if that's the right thing to do or not...

Is that the Van Halen to do?

:confused:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Should I like the first video? I mean...I kinda do, but...I don't know if that's the right thing to do or not...

Is that the Van Halen to do?

:confused:



It's Lumberg on vocals.

It was a gag.


Gary Cole in da house.

The Van Halen thing to do would be to say wwwwowwww :hitch: