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steve
03-15-2007, 02:46 PM
http://www.september11news.com/March1_2003_Captre_KhalidShaikhMohammed.jpg
"I dismembered the Jew, Roth, from his rightful position as lead singer of Van Halen. Limb from limb, I, not circumstance, separated this once powerful American rock icon on April 1st, 1985. Me me me me me!"

Wow! What HASN'T this guy done??
What an evil, disheveled, harry, smelly, Arab scapegoat.
Uhhh, I mean "terrorist"...

jero
03-15-2007, 02:58 PM
Fuck that arab pig!

Roy Munson
03-15-2007, 03:01 PM
That t-shirt is whack! Look at the fucking neck size on that thing.

PlexiBrown
03-15-2007, 03:04 PM
Looks like Ron Jeremy.

Take 'Em
03-15-2007, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Looks like Ron Jeremy.

or Joey Buttafuco .

Atomic Dyver
03-15-2007, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Looks like Ron Jeremy.


NICE

Roy Munson
03-15-2007, 03:50 PM
Is that Jabba-the-Hut's t-shirt?

FORD
03-15-2007, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
Is that Jabba-the-Hut's t-shirt?

No, it's Sammy Hagar's.

Hagar, if you remember your Bible history correctly, was the name of Ishmael's mother, and thus the mother of the entire Muslim people.

So that means the Ched Rocker is the REAL mastermind behind Al-Qaeda.

BottomLine65
03-15-2007, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by FORD
No, it's Sammy Hagar's.

Hagar, if you remember your Bible history correctly, was the name of Ishmael's mother, and thus the mother of the entire Muslim people.

So that means the Ched Rocker is the REAL mastermind behind Al-Qaeda.

Don't give that fag spamela too much credit.....

Guitar Shark
03-15-2007, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
That t-shirt is whack! Look at the fucking neck size on that thing.

:lol:

sadaist
03-15-2007, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
That t-shirt is whack! Look at the fucking neck size on that thing.

Fucking hilarious!

Nickdfresh
03-15-2007, 06:01 PM
I guess Khalid isn't a morning person...

Nickdfresh
03-15-2007, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
That t-shirt is whack! Look at the fucking neck size on that thing.

I like the frill around the neck. Very shiekh...

hideyoursheep
03-15-2007, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I guess Khalid isn't a morning person...

He was out late "waterboarding" the night before.


He must be at least half-sheep....look at the wool sprouting out around his neck....

hideyoursheep
03-15-2007, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
That t-shirt is whack! Look at the fucking neck size on that thing.

That's so the cowbell don't get caught..... :D

FORD
03-15-2007, 10:50 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/PeaceDiva/KhalidSheikhMohammed.jpg

FORD
03-15-2007, 10:53 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/johnniefx/Abraham-Lincoln-Shooting.jpg

FORD
03-15-2007, 10:55 PM
And all this time they blamed the Jews.......

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u178/OPERATIONMINDCRIMEDU/kjcross.jpg

hideyoursheep
03-15-2007, 11:04 PM
:rofl: at John Wilkes Mohammed.

Can you get him holding the Manliker @ the school book depository?

Or "badgeman"?

More!!

Little Texan
03-15-2007, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Looks like Ron Jeremy.

Or Super Mario

Roy Munson
03-16-2007, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by FORD
No, it's Sammy Hagar's.

Hagar, if you remember your Bible history correctly, was the name of Ishmael's mother, and thus the mother of the entire Muslim people.

So that means the Ched Rocker is the REAL mastermind behind Al-Qaeda.


Wouldn't surprise me at all.


If only we could get Ched to cover his poodle mane with a turbin. :(

scamper
03-16-2007, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by hideyoursheep
He was out late "waterboarding" the night before.

What's waterboarding?

hideyoursheep
03-16-2007, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by scamper
What's waterboarding?

Yoga for the brain.....

It helps people "remember"........

Roy Munson
03-16-2007, 12:54 PM
Anybody think this dude ever got any chicks?

FORD
03-16-2007, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Roy Munson
Anybody think this dude ever got any chicks?

Well, he does have kids. And he looks like Ron Jeremy.

FORD
03-16-2007, 01:07 PM
Oh shit!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/DickSteele/Kennedy-KSM.jpg

FORD
03-16-2007, 01:08 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/SollyMack/ksmlho.jpg

FORD
03-16-2007, 01:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/DickSteele/Ceiling-Sheikh.jpg

Roy Munson
03-19-2007, 10:03 AM
That's some funny shit right there!!!

pjvan
03-19-2007, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by FORD
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/DickSteele/Ceiling-Sheikh.jpg

I promise I'll never Masturbate again!

Little Texan
03-20-2007, 03:31 AM
I also heard he caused the bus accident that killed Cliff Burton! Because of this raghead bastard, Metallica is dead!