FUCK Lindsay Lohan!

[Hilary Duff]

You're not a fucking role model for the kids! You flash your shit to anybody that'll give you the time of day, whore! I hate you! You're a stupid, talentless, broken down alcoholic little bitch and I hope you die in the fucking gutter where you belong, cunt! Fuck you!

[Lindsay Lohan]

Originally posted by Hilary Duff
You're not a fucking role model for the kids! You flash your shit to anybody that'll give you the time of day, whore! I hate you! You're a stupid, talentless, broken down alcoholic little bitch and I hope you die in the fucking gutter where you belong, cunt! Fuck you!

Fuck you, bitch!!! Who in the fuck do you think you are, WHORE? I swear to fucking Christ almighty, if I EVER see your fucking cunt face in public again I am going to wipe the mother fucking floor with your ASS! Talent! Ha! Look at your fucking movies! Shit! All of them! At least I have enough talent to get in drama! You'd barely fit in porn you fucking slut! Fuck you!

[Britney Spears]

Originally posted by Hilary Duff
You're not a fucking role model for the kids! You flash your shit to anybody that'll give you the time of day, whore! I hate you! You're a stupid, talentless, broken down alcoholic little bitch and I hope you die in the fucking gutter where you belong, cunt! Fuck you!


Originally posted by Lindsay Lohan
Fuck you, bitch!!! Who in the fuck do you think you are, WHORE? I swear to fucking Christ almighty, if I EVER see your fucking cunt face in public again I am going to wipe the mother fucking floor with your ASS! Talent! Ha! Look at your fucking movies! Shit! All of them! At least I have enough talent to get in drama! You'd barely fit in porn you fucking slut! Fuck you!

Listen, you two - please, please hear me out for just a moment, alright? I know you both, and I'm on good terms with you both, and I'm proud to say that. I love you both like my sisters, and it really does make my heart sad to see you two fighting like this, you know?

I mean, really, can EITHER one of you two remember what you started fighting about in the first place? Is it STILL important to fight, if you can't even remember what it was about?

I am out here in rehab, trying to make the most of what I have and God willing I'll be able to solve my problems, return to the world, return to my career and MOST IMPORTANTLY be a good mother to my children! I know I've made my fair share of mistakes - hell, Lindsay, we all have! You know, too! But Linz...I love you, girl, I really do! And this conflict between you and Hilary is really hurting you, I know!

Hilary, you always seem to be the aggressor between you two - why? Is there anything you have to gain from such aggression? I don't understand - whenever we're together, you are one of the sweetest, nicest, most honest and caring persons I have EVER met! And yet...so is Lindsay!

You two were once the VERY BEST of friends, and if there's one thing I'm learning here in rehab, it's that you have to CUT OUT all the negativity in your life, to the best of your ability!

Girls, this feud has gone on long enough - please, if either of you care ANYTHING about what I'm going through, won't you both come to your senses and end this pointless public feuding???

Do it for me if you would...do it for the fans if you must...do it for your careers, because you need to...

But do it mostly for EACH OTHER.

Do it for LOVE.

Brit

[Matt White]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

http://www.onlythebestfakes.com/fakes/lindsaylohan/thumbnails/l_lohan3sml-drh.jpg

http://www.nude-celebs.cc/images/tn_Hilary-Duff-Fake-Facial-Porn.jpg

[ThrillsNSpills]

:)

look ladies let's move this along.
Shed those clothes and make out.
Do it for love.
Do it for the Pen.


yOU KNOW whaT to Do

:alien:

[bueno bob]

Well this is certainly an interesting turn of events. Who'da thought Britney Spears would be the voice of reason?

[ppg960]

I'm liking this thread.
How about whoever posts the most Muff pics wins it all??....

With Matt, Bob and myself judging of course!!

[Isaac R.]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Who'da thought Britney Spears would be the voice of reason?
Indeed.


Originally posted by Britney Spears
But do it mostly for EACH OTHER.

Do it for LOVE.

Brit

OMFG......I think I just killed the cat........

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ppg960
I'm liking this thread.
How about whoever posts the most Muff pics wins it all??....

With Matt, Bob and myself judging of course!!

That sounds alright to me.

[Carrie]

You know what? I think all three of you bitches need to realize just WHERE the real talents at here.

Me!

Face facts, girls - I won American Idol, ROCKED the Billboard sales...WHERE WERE ANY OF YOU THREE BITCHES? I'll tell you where you were, you were on the cover of National Enquirer because NOBODY cares about your stupid "music" anymore!

All you bitches better realize that I'M the Queen of the roost now! Just go ask that fucking cunt Faith Hill about that!

[Faith Hill]

Fuck you, you dirty little bitch.

SLUT!

WHORE!!!

DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?????????

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:mad:

[Kelli]

Good lord...

How is it you girls are actually CELEBRITIES???

:confused:

[binnie]

This is, quite simply, an astounding thread.

Who would have thought that all these girls could type, let alone form paragraphs.

We really could be solving a lot of celebrity problems here, we should be proud.

[Anonymous]

Slow day at the sattelite, eh B.? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

Question is, who would you rather: Lindsay or Hilary?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
This is, quite simply, an astounding thread.

Who would have thought that all these girls could type, let alone form paragraphs.

We really could be solving a lot of celebrity problems here, we should be proud.

Even stranger, who thought they'd all come here to air their grievances?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
Question is, who would you rather: Lindsay or Hilary?

Both. At the same time!

:D

[binnie]

You see, always a solution to every problem....

[bueno bob]

It's what I'm here for.

[Matt White]

:confused:





I'm mortified.....................

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Slow day at the sattelite, eh B.? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

No planets within shooting range...what are ya gonna do...

:p

[glensfallspaul]

Originally posted by binnie
Question is, who would you rather: Lindsay or Hilary?

I think I'd rather listen to Faith Hill.

[The_KiD]

LOL.. How did I fucking miss this thread... A ravishing exchange of cunning intellect and wit..

KiD

[Dan]

Holy Shit,Bring on The Mud Wrestling.:D

[ThrillsNSpills]

FUCK Lindsay Lohan


?

Oh, I thought this was where you signed up.

[Matt White]

We need to wash this thread.....


CARL!!! BRING THE BLEECH!!!

[hankster]

I can't believe that I just went to that NWWL site

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
FUCK Lindsay Lohan


?

Oh, I thought this was where you signed up.

It is!

[bueno bob]

Hopefully the girls are working their differences out as we speak...

[Matt White]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm....


ANd Titney just checked out of rehab...this could get tense real quick.........

[Wawazat]

Oh heck!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Matt White
Hmmmmmmmmmmm....


ANd Titney just checked out of rehab...this could get tense real quick.........

We'll have to wait and see what happens! Maybe we'll know by tomorrow...?

[Anonymous]

This is stupid! C'mon, people - this thread is utterly ridiculous. I mean what's the fucking point of doing something like this?

Carry on - you have my hearty approval.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

We want Girl On Girl Action around here.

[Britney Spears]

Listen, I've left therapy after a succesful completion of a 30 day program - I would like you all to respect my privacy at this time, and also to respect the privacy of Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff while I work on restoring their friendship to the level it used to reside at.

Seriously, girls - Aaron Carter is NOT worth this much, is he?

[Hilary Duff]

Fuck her! Fuck her ROYAL! That fucking whore! I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER fucking talk to that dried up stinky ass cunt AGAIN!

FUCK HER!!! :mad:

[Lindsay Lohan]

Originally posted by Hilary Duff
Fuck her! Fuck her ROYAL! That fucking whore! I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER fucking talk to that dried up stinky ass cunt AGAIN!

FUCK HER!!! :mad:

What's the fucking matter, cunt? You fucking pissy still because Aaron couldn't get it done with your skank ass? Fuck you, bitch! Maybe if you weren't such a cheap fucking whore Aaron would have at least been able to bust a nut! And trust me, he had NO PROBLEM getting it done for me! Why don't you at least go get some fucking tits? Maybe then when you're entertaining the troops, they can all titfuck you - hey, if they put a bag over your head, maybe they'll even be able to finish the job, you ever think of that, WHORE?!?!?

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! :mad:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Laura Branigan was going to post in here, but she died.

a couple times

[Britney Spears]

Girls, PLEASE!!! PLEASE STOP THIS!!!

Don't you see how you're driving yourselves apart with this pointless arguing?

NOBODY WINS IN THE END!!

:(

[Hilary Duff]

Originally posted by Britney Spears
Girls, PLEASE!!! PLEASE STOP THIS!!!

Don't you see how you're driving yourselves apart with this pointless arguing?

NOBODY WINS IN THE END!!

:(

Babe, I love ya...

But you should probably let Lindsay and I settle this shit our way...

WHICH IS GOING TO BE MY WAY!

You hear that, Lindsay? Got your ears on, cunt? MY WAY!!!

:mad:

[Kelli]

You girls are BOTH a fucked up mess.

I mean, seriously. Look at yourselves. When Britney Spears is showing you BOTH up on the integrity field, you know you've got problems, am I right?

[Alan the Grate]

I'm rather intrigued to see how all this is going to play itself out.

I could, of course, look into the future and use my magnificent prescience to see for sure, but...every once in a while, even Gods like myself enjoy a surprise, you know?

Let flow the Larg.

[Carrie]

Alan always speaks wisdom - I mean, he IS Alan the Panther and all!! And I do love that big kitty to death!! But honestly, I keep coming back at the same conclusion, and that conclusion is that Hilary, Lindsay and Britney are ALL jealous of MY talent, aren't ya, cunts?

[Faith Hill]

Originally posted by Carrie
Alan always speaks wisdom - I mean, he IS Alan the Panther and all!! And I do love that big kitty to death!! But honestly, I keep coming back at the same conclusion, and that conclusion is that Hilary, Lindsay and Britney are ALL jealous of MY talent, aren't ya, cunts?

FUCK YOU, WHORE!! YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT??? I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST, I'M GOING TO CLEAN YOUR FUCKING CLOCK, SLUT!!!

:mad:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Alan the Grate
Let flow the Larg.

yes

[bueno bob]

Hmm...doesn't look like we're going to see any resolution on the conflict for a while...

[Wawazat]

Hey Titney, how's Eddie ?

[Britney Spears]

Well, I only sort of...saw him in passing...but he appears to be doing alright. His brother came to see him once, and they talked for quite a while about future plans.

And thanks for the compliment, I do have rather nice breasts, don't I?

:)

[Hilary Duff]

Oh, so now YOU'VE got great tits, and LINDSAY'S got great tits, but I don't hunh? Is THAT how it's going to go, Britney?

FUCK YOU TOO! :mad:

[Lindsay Lohan]

Hahahahaha!! Fuck you, bitch! Even Britney knows it's true!

Truth hurts, TITLESS!!! FUCK OFF!!!

:mad:

[Britney Spears]

Oh, guys, PLEASE!!!! Don't start this again!!! :(

Hil, come on, you KNOW I didn't mean it like that! :(

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Britney Spears
Well, I only sort of...saw him in passing...but he appears to be doing alright.


Most of the people just saw him passing out during the last decade :D



Originally posted by Britney Spears

And thanks for the compliment, I do have rather nice breasts, don't I?


Talent is what you do with a gift...

[ThrillsNSpills]

http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/famouseo/lindsay-lohan-bikini-9a-10.jpg

http://www.celebsandstarsnude.com/nude/hilary-duff/hilary-duff-025.jpg


http://www.toplesscelebs.net/Britney_Spears/Britney-Spears-topless-3.jpg


http://www.celebritytemptation.com/gallery/images/faith_hill/faith_main.jpg


http://suspendedanimation.blogs.com/suspendedanimation/images/panther.jpg


http://img28.imagevenue.com/loc318/th_51972_avatar162039_2_318lo.jpg

[bueno bob]

Ker-Pow!

[Matt White]

HA!!!


He got her!!!

[bueno bob]

Women love it! Don't let them tell you they don't!

[ThrillsNSpills]

She Eye-balled it.

[ppg960]

You guys are unreal.
This thread should nominated for an Emmy!!

[bueno bob]

Oh, I highly agree.

With any luck, Britney, Lindsay and Hilary will engage in a fuck off - last one to orgasm wins the argument...but, really, does anybody actually LOSE in that scenario?

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Women love it! Don't let them tell you they don't!

Without batting an eye

[ThrillsNSpills]

Lindsay for Prez

[jhale667]

Originally posted by ppg960
I'm liking this thread.
How about whoever posts the most Muff pics wins it all??....

With Matt, Bob and myself judging of course!!

Um, you can't have a muff contest without consulting the expert judge. That being ME. ;) :lol:

That is all. :D

[binnie]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Lindsay for Prez

Lindsay for lez sound WAY more fun to me....

[bueno bob]

Yeah, we could use some of that...

[ThrillsNSpills]

I think Kelli won.

[bueno bob]

Apparently, peace has been declared between Hilary and Lindsay, so...I guess Britney's saved the day!

[Matt White]

I'm lost again...who are these people?!?:confused:

[Anonymous]

What the hell happened 'round 'ere? I leave for half a day and all hell breaks loose?

Who let those wimmen in???

With clothes on, even! :mad:

'Course, in Britney's case, clothes on is an improvement... :p

Cheers! :bottle: