Who's currently on television that you would love to bang?

[Nitro Express]

I'm not a real fan of the show, but I shure would love to bang Heidi on the current showing of The Apprentace. She's a natural beauty that I can't help but have nasty thoughts of.:eatit: :tits: :sex:

[flappo]

joe rogan

preferably with a baseball bat

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j55/flappo/realityshowsrogan.jpg

[MAPRamone]

Kristen Bell. I've never watched more than 5 minutes of Veronica Mars but i dig her.

[Terry]

Jennifer Love H.

So sexy.

[Susie Q]

Hugh Laurie, Dr. House. ;)
The blonde dude from House with the Aussie accent too.

Ty from "Move that bus!" or whatever that show is called.

Dr. McDreamy I suppose, though I don't watch that show.

[Dr. Weenis]

Uniqua and Tasha from the Backyardigans.

I like their spunk.


In Christ,
Dr. Penis

[Antman]

All the chicks on Smallville- Lana, Lois, Chloe. I don't watch much TV though. I'm sure if I watched more, my list would be longer.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Caroline Rhea


Well, she'd be grateful.


:alien:

[BITEYOASS]

Every Female anchor from Fox News! :D LOL

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Susie Q
Hugh Laurie, Dr. House. ;)


I'm with you! Those eyes...omg!

I love that show and he is a huge part of why :)

love this pic...



http://meggan.typepad.com/quiddity/images/houseew.jpg

grrrr...:cool:

[blonddgirl777]

Nick Simmons...
NOW, before he starts looking like his Dad.!
(As long as he's not under aged???)

[svrwthr]

1. Kari Byron from Mythbusters
2. Catherine Willows from CSI
3. Lisa Edelstein from House
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
5. Leah Remini from King of Queens

almost forgot Reba. Fuck ya. I dont care how old she is.

The list could go on forever cause I am horny

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Dr. Weenis
Uniqua and Tasha from the Backyardigans.

I like their spunk.


In Christ,
Dr. Penis

ROLLING ON THE FREAKIN' FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!

I'm telling ya, I really did laugh so hard I nearly fell off the chair! GAWD, never mind the comedians out there currently, you surpass them by far!

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'm with you! Those eyes...omg!

I love that show and he is a huge part of why :)

love this pic...



http://meggan.typepad.com/quiddity/images/houseew.jpg

grrrr...:cool:

That's right girlfriend. He is pretty :)

I gotta tell ya, I am getting the warm spot for Dr. Wilson too. He is also very pretty :)

http://www.fox.com/house/bios/images/bio_robert_lge.jpg

[PumpedUpMidget]

Holly Marie Combs from Charmed--Natural beauty

[Antman]

My favorite news woman of all time Robin Meade on CNN every AM at 6. Robin & Co. She is absolutely gorgeous-Nice teeth, smile, hair and a tight little body which you don't see that often. Worth gettin up early for.

[PumpedUpMidget]

Maria Menounos (late of E.T.) of the afternoon entertainment show (the name of the show escapes me)

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Nick Simmons...
NOW, before he starts looking like his Dad.!
(As long as he's not under aged???)

He's beautiful, ain't he?

[Satan]

The blonde chick from Gray's Anatomy. I'd give her the third horn in the linen closet anytime.

[bueno bob]

On the topic of House, I'm planning on a threesome this weekend with these two bitches:

http://www.fox.com/house/bios/images/bio_lisa_lge.jpg

http://www.fox.com/house/bios/images/bio_jenn_lge.jpg

Following that up, on Monday it's yet another Smallville threesome for me:

http://www.cwtv.com/shows/smallville/cast/images/c/0000/cw-smallville-prt-KKreuk-a_001119-887dd3-281x374.jpg

http://www.cwtv.com/shows/smallville/cast/images/c/0000/cw-smallville-prt-AMack-a_001117-f93bed-281x374.jpg

And then I've got J.Love waiting for me Wednesday night:

http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/ghost_whisperer/bios/images/big/pt_ghostwhisperer_main_bio_hewitt_04_photo.jpg

Jesus! What is with all these actresses wanting to bang me all the time?

Give me a break...let me catch my breath or something, shit...

[Nitro Express]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus horned me out way back when she was on Saturday Night Live in the early 80's and I still think she's a nice package.

[Nitro Express]

For some reason I want to have kinky sex with that comedian chick Sarah Silverman.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
For some reason I want to have kinky sex with that comedian chick Sarah Silverman.

FUCK YES.

Now that you mention it, I'm getting right on it...

[Satan]

After Sarah Silverman's blasphemous "sex with God" bit a couple weeks ago, I can pretty much guarantee that she's going to end up in Hell.

I'm looking forward to it :cool:

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by svrwthr
1. Kari Byron from Mythbusters
yeah i agree.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Joelhaslam/karifhm.jpg

And i also found this...mmmmmm nice.
http://www.lordx.org/wp-content/karibyronmystbusters.jpg

and here is the whole link
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lordx.org/wp-content/karibyronmystbusters.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.lordx.org/arkiv/2006/02/kjendisrumpe-fredag-kari-byron/&h=313&w=399&sz=32&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=gFLe194LEKCTLM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3DKari%2BByron%2Bphotos%26svnum%3D10%26 um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3DGGIH,GGIH:2007-02,GGIH:en%26sa%3DN

it's in i think danish lingo. it might say sumthin like yeah she's a hottie and to bad she is not nekkid in this bottom picture, but you horny bastards git the drift.:D

[bueno bob]

UFFF

[bueno bob]

What a grate idea this is...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/dhanijones/aal.jpg

[Dan]

Roseanne Barr and 100 pounds of Flour.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dan
Roseanne Barr and 100 pounds of Flour.

Are you MENTAL?!?!?

:uck:

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Are you MENTAL?!?!?

:uck:

Yes.:D

[Dan]

The Real Question is,How much Flour would I have to use to find the wet patch?

[bueno bob]

Good God...

:eek:

[Terry]

Originally posted by Dan
Roseanne Barr and 100 pounds of Flour. :lol:

[Isaac R.]

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/kiran_chetry06578.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/kiran_chetry06578.jpg)

Kiran Chetry

:eatit:

[cMb]

The Real Question is,How much Flour would I have to use to find the wet patch?

Man, you really think there's a wet spot in there somewhere?
I dunno bout that...:D


I gotta jump on the Jennifer Love bandwagon with the other fine folks here. She's just a natural beauty...

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o164/cMb666/jennifer-love-hewitt-12.jpg

[svrwthr]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
yeah i agree.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Joelhaslam/karifhm.jpg

And i also found this...mmmmmm nice.
http://www.lordx.org/wp-content/karibyronmystbusters.jpg

and here is the whole link
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lordx.org/wp-content/karibyronmystbusters.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.lordx.org/arkiv/2006/02/kjendisrumpe-fredag-kari-byron/&h=313&w=399&sz=32&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=gFLe194LEKCTLM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3DKari%2BByron%2Bphotos%26svnum%3D10%26 um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3DGGIH,GGIH:2007-02,GGIH:en%26sa%3DN

it's in i think danish lingo. it might say sumthin like yeah she's a hottie and to bad she is not nekkid in this bottom picture, but you horny bastards git the drift.:D


Thanks but already have them all downloaded so i can take lappy to bathroom with me or just have it turned above headboard while banging wife. She is so fucking hot. Those tits. that ass. That smile. Eyes. Not to mention all the geeky shit she can do.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
yeah i agree.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Joelhaslam/karifhm.jpg

And i also found this...mmmmmm nice.
http://www.lordx.org/wp-content/karibyronmystbusters.jpg

and here is the whole link
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lordx.org/wp-content/karibyronmystbusters.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.lordx.org/arkiv/2006/02/kjendisrumpe-fredag-kari-byron/&h=313&w=399&sz=32&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=gFLe194LEKCTLM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3DKari%2BByron%2Bphotos%26svnum%3D10%26 um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rls%3DGGIH,GGIH:2007-02,GGIH:en%26sa%3DN

it's in i think danish lingo. it might say sumthin like yeah she's a hottie and to bad she is not nekkid in this bottom picture, but you horny bastards git the drift.:D

I bet she has a nice fire bush. Good looking and I dig her personality. She would be fun to go on an adventure trip with.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by bueno bob
What a grate idea this is...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/dhanijones/aal.jpg

Damn! I want to give Sarah some toungue and then roll with all three of them!

[PumpedUpMidget]

Fucking Oprah in the buttocks would make most men drool....

[PumpedUpMidget]

.....but not me....

[DeadOrAlive]

Marge Simpson.

<img src=http://blogs.ya.com/tuttifelinus/files/MargeSimpson6.gif>

Look at that rack!

[Dan]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
Marge Simpson.

<img src=http://blogs.ya.com/tuttifelinus/files/MargeSimpson6.gif>

Look at that rack!

I would hit it.:D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Damn! I want to give Sarah some toungue and then roll with all three of them!

That would make for a good end to a Friday night...

or any night, I suppose...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dan
I would hit it.:D

D'oh!

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
D'oh!

O.K,it's the blue hair that turns me on.

I mean upstairs and downstairs.:)

[bueno bob]

The yellow skin is a bit of a turn off for me...something just seems kinda...I don't know...cancerous about it...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by PumpedUpMidget
Fucking Oprah in the buttocks would make most men drool....


If you strap yourself in there and call her Ellen you won't need busfare pal.

[MAPRamone]

Originally posted by bueno bob
The yellow skin is a bit of a turn off for me...something just seems kinda...I don't know...cancerous about it...

It's not cancer. It's just that all the Simpsons characters are alcoholics, who have Jaundice from cirrhosis of the liver. :D

[bueno bob]

Well, I'd probably drink a lot if I lived in Springwood, too...

[The_KiD]

Nice idea for a thread..

Okay, here is mine in no order of importance..

1) Jennifer Love Hewitt / Ghost Whisperer
2 All four Main Girls in Friday Night Lights (Aimee Teegarden, Connie Britton, Minka Kelly, and Adrianne Palicki...

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/4740/AimeeTeega_Kambo_8639437_400.jpg

Not to mention, Brooke Langton just joined the cast.. I have always dug her..

http://melroseplace4616.free.fr/presse/pr-langt.JPG


KiD

[binnie]

Originally posted by Dan
Roseanne Barr and 100 pounds of Flour.

Throw the flour on her and head for the wet bit....

[binnie]

Jennifer Love Hewit...

All the girls from Smallville (at the same time if possible...)

Nigella Lawson...

Most of the girls in Holyoaks (Bittish teen soap)

Most of the girls in the OC (mum's included)

Tina O'Brian......

[bueno bob]

Who's that bitch on Gilmore Girls? The mom?

Yeah, her...

[bueno bob]

http://felicia-online.com/Gilmore_Girls/Lorelai77.jpg

[binnie]

The girl from Eight Simple Rules with the blond hair....

[Ellyllions]

Mike Rowe, the guy from "Dirty Jobs"

[SilvioDante]

Jenna Fischer - Pam Beesly from "The Office"...

the American version...

[bueno bob]

I developed a thingie for Patricia Arquette back when she showed up in Nightmare On Elm Street 3...never quite abated...

Now she's on Medium, so she's fair game...even if she is a few years down the road from her 1987/1988 heyday, I'd still do it...

Got some kick-ass knockers on her, too! Just gotta get through her Punishing old man to get at them...

http://cdn-12.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users12/poxline/default/msg-116104422373.jpg

[binnie]

They are nice boobies aren't they...

[Vinnie Velvet]

Happy B-day, Bin!

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
Marge Simpson.

<img src=http://blogs.ya.com/tuttifelinus/files/MargeSimpson6.gif>

Look at that rack!

:lol: :sex: :lol:
Back off man! Marge is mine!

[Nitro Express]

Man. I want to bang Shenaz. That hot east Indian chick on the Travel Channel.

[bueno bob]

Oh yeah...Alyson Hannigan's got a show on, so...I'm adding her to the list...

http://www.coolbreeze.co.uk/guide/gallerys/willow/alyson_hannigan_06.jpg

[Lqskdiver]

Jessical Biel from 7th Heaven. Voted the hottest woman on the planet.

I would be considered one lucky sumbitch!

http://theblemish.com/images/2006/08/jessica_biel_illusionist/jb_illusionist_03.jpg

[bueno bob]

Hmm...don't think much of her face, but she certainly has an ass on her ripe for the pickin'...

:D

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by bueno bob
http://felicia-online.com/Gilmore_Girls/Lorelai77.jpg

Loved her in "Bad Santa" she wore some more revealing clothes in that movie than on the "Gillmore Girls."

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Loved her in "Bad Santa" she wore some more revealing clothes in that movie than on the "Gillmore Girls."

Oh yeah...

[binnie]

Jessica Biel is an excellent choice...

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh yeah...Alyson Hannigan's got a show on, so...I'm adding her to the list...

http://www.coolbreeze.co.uk/guide/gallerys/willow/alyson_hannigan_06.jpg

Always had a thing for her!

[Nitro Express]

Lockers always make such a noise when you slam a naked chick into them!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
Jessical Biel from 7th Heaven. Voted the hottest woman on the planet.

I would be considered one lucky sumbitch!

http://theblemish.com/images/2006/08/jessica_biel_illusionist/jb_illusionist_03.jpg

Damn She is HOTTT.

[Isaac R.]

Originally posted by bueno bob
http://www.coolbreeze.co.uk/guide/gallerys/willow/alyson_hannigan_06.jpg
My oh my, didn't she turn out just fine....

[Lqskdiver]

Originally posted by Isaac R.
My oh my, didn't she turn out just fine....

There's a "supposed" video of her swallowing the sausage.

Alyson Hannigan? (http://www.porkolt.com/adult/alyson+hannigan/sex/tape/oj/celebrity+sex+tape/american+pie-2880.html)

***WARNING: NSFW. Man butter "cocktail".***

It does kinda look like her. Oh, well...

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I'm not a real fan of the show, but I shure would love to bang Heidi on the current showing of The Apprentace. She's a natural beauty that I can't help but have nasty thoughts of.:eatit: :tits: :sex:

This is your fantasy woman?

http://www.theapprenticerules.com/images/candidates/Heidi-Bressler-Lg.jpg


Interesting...

[binnie]

Originally posted by Seshmeister



Interesting...

That's one word for it....

[hankster]

what about Alyssa Milano, I would do her harder than a jackhammer

[jhale667]

Originally posted by hankster
what about Alyssa Milano, I would do her harder than a jackhammer



http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/angrygodidhitit.jpg

LOVE her. :D

Also, in no particular order:

All the chicks on Smallville...though I'd spend an extra amount of time on Kristen Kruek...daaaaammmn.
Poppy Montgomery and what's her name? Rosalyn Sanches? On Without a Trace...
The blonde chick on Shark...don't know her name...

That's just a few of the top of my head.... The list goes on and on...:rolleyes:

[smithcreww]

Alyssa Milano, Charmed. Any time any where.

[Dan]

Originally posted by jhale667
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/angrygodidhitit.jpg

LOVE her. :D

Also, in no particular order:

All the chicks on Smallville...though I'd spend an extra amount of time on Kristen Kruek...daaaaammmn.
Poppy Montgomery and what's her name? Rosalyn Sanches? On Without a Trace...
The blonde chick on Shark...don't know her name...

That's just a few of the top of my head.... The list goes on and on...:rolleyes:

That's cos you are a HoundDog.:D