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Bill Lumbergh
03-22-2007, 06:59 PM
Bueno Bob-"MEIN KAMPF"

The Band-Bob....Vocals, Skin Flute, Larg, Sith Lord

Matt White....Emotional support, Guitars

Shaun Ponsonby....Guitars, Fluffing

Bill Lumbergh....Bass, George Michael T-Shirt Distributor

Alan the Panther....Drums, World Domination


TRACKLIST-

1. My Struggle (Against straight America)-(Bueno Bob)
2. Foreplay(30 Seconds)- (Bueno Bob)
3. My Fairy King- (Bueno Bob, Mercury)
4. And Then I saw Shaun's face-(Bueno Bob, Kim Fowley, David Prowse)
5. Fuck Lando-Mini Rock Opera

A. Fuck Lando-(Bueno Bob, Lumbergh)
B. All I wanted was a Colt 45-(Bueno Bob, White, Ponsonby, Lumbergh, Eisen, Witz)
C. Cloud City Blues-(Alan The Panther)
D. And then we were standing in the banquet room....(Alan the Panther, Lumbergh, Rikk, Ponsonby)
E. Fuck Lando(reprise)-(Bueno Bob, Lumbergh)

6. Shameless Brad Delp Tribute Song(Ballad of the Charcoal Grills)- (Bueno Bob)
7. Careless Whisper 07'-(Michael, Merle)
8. Headless Cross blows away anything Sabbath with Ozzy or Dio has ever done(Bueno Bob)
9. Blabbermouth posters are my bitches-(Alan the Panther)

Bill Lumbergh
03-22-2007, 07:00 PM
Wow, Alan is quite the songwriter.....Shocking.....

Shaun Ponsonby
03-22-2007, 07:02 PM
This is a turn up for the books.

Bill Lumbergh
03-22-2007, 07:05 PM
I hear you got quite a fat royalty rate.....Bob's albums are guaranteed platinum sellers.......in his hometown.........

Bill Lumbergh
03-22-2007, 07:06 PM
Notice even Rikk has to slip in a songwriting credit....... :rolleyes:

Shaun Ponsonby
03-22-2007, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I hear you got quite a fat royalty rate.....Bob's albums are guaranteed platinum sellers.......in his hometown.........

Actually, it was quite a disappointment. All I got was $20...which is only aboot £10-15, and a small pig...and we only have pens for sheep, not pigs.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH A PIG?

Bill Lumbergh
03-22-2007, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Actually, it was quite a disappointment. All I got was $20...which is only aboot £10-15, and a small pig...and we only have pens for sheep, not pigs.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH A PIG?

At least you got that....I got a little button with a picture of Bob waving at me while HOLDING a small pig with the words "Thanks for everything! Bobby" :mad:

Shaun Ponsonby
03-22-2007, 07:28 PM
He probably gave all the royalties to that Death Star Charity. He's always doing that.

The unsellfish BASTARD.

bueno bob
03-22-2007, 08:29 PM
Hey, remember to check out the limited edition Wal-Mart online version - you get the "Mein Kampf un de Studio" DVD with Dolby Digital Surround Sound and Bill Lumbergh repeatedly swinging his package back and forth between his legs while the camera films.

Quite entertaining!

Matt White
03-22-2007, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Notice even Rikk has to slip in a songwriting credit....... :rolleyes:


Typical...............:o

PumpedUpMidget
03-22-2007, 09:59 PM
No bonus or live tracks?

bueno bob
03-23-2007, 04:00 AM
Originally posted by PumpedUpMidget
No bonus or live tracks?

It's coming out on Roadrunner - give it two or three months and Roadrunner will remaster and re-release it with an extra live track or two. Six months later, they'll do it again with different bonus tracks, and two months after that, they'll do it a third time with a DVD bonus.

I mean, if you buy an album on the Roadrunner label, you know damn well you're gonna buy it three times from them, right?

Bill Lumbergh
03-23-2007, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Buy this. I owe the local loan shark 800,000 bones, so I'm in deep shit to say the least.....Buy 3 copies and I'll throw in a bonus cassette tape of me humming all the tunes....that's at least a 3 cent value! In fact these crazy new cassette tapes even you allow to record OVER my voice if you want....ah, progress.....

ThrillsNSpills
03-23-2007, 11:24 AM
not surprising with all the videos surfacing.
I hope the disco song was dropped.

Matt White
03-23-2007, 12:03 PM
HA!!!


We're looking for cross-over appeal.......


Wait until you hear the cuntry tune we're working on!:p

Bill Lumbergh
03-23-2007, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
HA!!!


We're looking for cross-over appeal.......


Wait until you hear the cuntry tune we're working on!:p

Hope we do that one on the tour....the special guest vocals by Carl are gonna be top notch....

Matt White
03-23-2007, 02:22 PM
HA!!!


We'll SLAY 'EM...............:p

Dan
03-23-2007, 02:28 PM
Is there A World Tour on the Cards?

Wawazat
03-24-2007, 04:38 AM
I just hope it's out of THIS world !

bueno bob
03-24-2007, 04:42 AM
Harmony? HA!

The Beach Boys don't know SHIT!

:mad:

ThrillsNSpills
03-25-2007, 09:47 AM
The animal rights people will be pleased to have a Panther contributing material and percussion.

Shaun Ponsonby
03-25-2007, 12:08 PM
How aboot the "We Are Definatley Not The Jacksons, Believe Us, We Checked Tour" as a title?

bueno bob
03-25-2007, 12:25 PM
I don't have a problem with that.

Bill Lumbergh
03-27-2007, 12:45 PM
I just bought a copy....We may just have a hit on our hands......

Shaun Ponsonby
03-27-2007, 02:30 PM
Well, its aboot bloody time!!

bueno bob
03-28-2007, 03:00 AM
Hell, maybe the label will actually cover the cost of the tour bus this time!

bueno bob
03-28-2007, 03:01 AM
I was getting really tired of hitch hiking to the next venue every day...

binnie
03-28-2007, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
It's coming out on Roadrunner - give it two or three months and Roadrunner will remaster and re-release it with an extra live track or two. Six months later, they'll do it again with different bonus tracks, and two months after that, they'll do it a third time with a DVD bonus.

I mean, if you buy an album on the Roadrunner label, you know damn well you're gonna buy it three times from them, right?

Ha Ha!

Sad but true.

I await the "tour" edition....

bueno bob
03-28-2007, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by binnie
Ha Ha!

Sad but true.

I await the "tour" edition....

On a serious note, Roadrunner are a greedy bunch of bastards...thank God for downloading...

binnie
03-28-2007, 05:31 AM
Yep, I always buy records, never really downloaded much.

But Roadrunner piss me off, one of the few proper metal labels around and they dick fans around.

When you have artists like Slipknot and Nickleback selling MILLIONS of records, you just don't need to pull the stunts that they pull...

Shaun Ponsonby
03-28-2007, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by binnie

When you have artists like Slipknot and Nickleback selling MILLIONS of records, you just don't need to pull the stunts that they pull...


Maybe thats WHY they're selling millions.

Matt White
03-28-2007, 09:26 AM
The Bllllllllllllllllllllady basturds!!!

binnie
03-28-2007, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Maybe thats WHY they're selling millions.

No, I don't think so: having worked in HMV for 7 years I can tell you that special editions don't alter overall record sales by that much - they just rip off the hardcore fans....

When Nicklesack broke they were selling bucketloads of records, as were Slipknot....

Roadrunner ust be a pretty profitable company, they hardly ever allow record chains to put their albums in sales either (at least not with considerable price cuts...)

Shaun Ponsonby
03-29-2007, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by binnie
No, I don't think so: having worked in HMV for 7 years I can tell you that special editions don't alter overall record sales by that much - they just rip off the hardcore fans....

When Nicklesack broke they were selling bucketloads of records, as were Slipknot....

Roadrunner ust be a pretty profitable company, they hardly ever allow record chains to put their albums in sales either (at least not with considerable price cuts...)



Just agree with me, it's easier for us all.

Bill Lumbergh
03-29-2007, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
On a serious note,


WTF?

bueno bob
03-29-2007, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
WTF?

It has been known to happen from time to time...

:eek:

Shaun Ponsonby
04-03-2007, 09:19 AM
When?

Shaun Ponsonby
05-21-2007, 12:33 PM
Nobody answered my question.

:confused:

Bill Lumbergh
05-24-2007, 03:22 PM
Feeling lonely? :D

Rikk
05-24-2007, 03:42 PM
How the fuck are ya, BILL?

Bill Lumbergh
05-24-2007, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
How the fuck are ya, BILL?

Hey buddy, been too long! Doin' alright, been away from here for a few weeks, took some much needed vacation time.....other than that, same old same old.......keepin' my pimp hand strong, as always.......

Rikk
05-24-2007, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Hey buddy, been too long! Doin' alright, been away from here for a few weeks, took some much needed vacation time.....other than that, same old same old.......keepin' my pimp hand strong, as always.......

How's the family, bro? Ah, fuck it...tell me in PM.

Good to see you 'round these parts. Been an exciting week at this place.

The_KiD
05-26-2007, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Just agree with me, it's easier for us all.


LOL.. I agree with you..

KiD

WARF
05-26-2007, 10:22 AM
I am appalled there is no mention of myself in the credits.

I played the zelophone for track number 3!!!

Shaun Ponsonby
05-27-2007, 10:13 AM
Thats XYLOPHONE.

Unless you managed to create an instrument and called it a zelophone...in which case...I apologise.

You know, there is only one glockenspiel in New Zealand. True story.