Why I Will Soon Be Penetrating Floor Jansen

[bueno bob]

If your parents are going to have the audacity (or contempt enough) to name you FLOOR, you'd better work your ass off on being hot as shit.

Needless to say, there's a good precedent being set even as we speak.

http://www.318producciones.com/images/jansen.jpg

http://www.theaebyss.com/stuff/intervjui/afterforever2/Floor.jpg

http://www.iarwainiel.theblog.com.br/after1.jpg

http://www.progressiveworld.net/jpg/bospop_afterforever.jpg

[bueno bob]

http://strefa.rockmetal.art.pl/ankieta/floor-jansen.jpg

http://www.gustavoespanhol2.theblog.com.br/floor2.jpg

http://www.musicaldiscoveries.com/images/afph9.jpg

[bueno bob]

http://www.girls_rockers.blogger.com.br/floor-jansen.jpg

http://blogdocetico.zip.net/images/20040417_Concept_Floor3.jpg

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8715/sp5fotologsnet5du.jpg

http://img59.exs.cx/img59/5453/floor9xh.jpg

[bueno bob]

http://www.transmissionrecords.nl/images/content/AF_Remagine_s.jpg

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h246/darknestpode/LL2004-Epica.jpg

[bueno bob]

It is with SWELLING pride that I now officially announce my intent to become Mr. Floor at some point in the immediate future.

Of course, being as incredibly handsome, talented and in-demand by the fairer sex as I am, it does somewhat dishearten me to announce that I will not be staying with her permanently.

However, keep the faith, for there are MANY, MANY hot bitches on this planet, and I am sure that when the time comes to leave Floor, I will have something equally as appealing awaiting my "special attentions".

Remember, you heard it here first!

[bueno bob]

It's a dirty job, but...

[Dan]

Was she married at some stage?

Or was her Brother in the band?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dan
Was she married at some stage?

Or was her Brother in the band?

All that is totally irrelevant (yes).

What we SHOULD be focusing on is my impending penetration of her garden of secret delights, where I will plant my Sithly seeds of ecstasy.

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
All that is totally irrelevant (yes).

What we SHOULD be focusing on is my impending penetration of her garden of secret delights, where I will plant my Sithly seeds of ecstasy.

Go for it.:)

[jero]

Bueno Bob,

you might need some Dutch lessons!

And I always tought that she is a he!

[bueno bob]

Potentially.

But if that's a man, I'll seriously consider being gay.

[jero]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Potentially.

But if that's a man, I'll seriously consider being gay.

Well, then you can join her band! They are all fags!

[bueno bob]

Really?

Tell ya the truth, my man, I don't even know what the music sounds like...nor care...

I just know that she's very easy on my eyes...

[jero]

Double B,
Just say these seven little words: Ik ga jou straks heel hard neuken!
And you're done.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by jero
Double B,
Just say these seven little words: Ik ga jou straks heel hard neuken!
And you're done.

If that translates into "I AM A COMPLETE FAG DOUCHEBAG", I'm going to be pissed at you!

[Anonymous]

You just know someone had to say it...

I'll gladly drill a few holes in that Floor!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by jero
And I always tought that she is a he!

I'm with B. on this one - if THAT is a he, gay is the way to be.

Although, if you pound the Floor, you'll actually be more hetero than if you bang some women - I've seen women that manage to look even more manly than me - and lemme tell ya, that ain't no easy feat.

I cuntsider anyone banging that type of women as irrecoverably GAY.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by jero
Double B,
Just say these seven little words: Ik ga jou straks heel hard neuken!
And you're done.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Er... *ahem*

That's actually quite beautiful. Go for it, Bob - with that sentence, you can't fail!

hahahahahahaha

Cheers! :bottle:

[jero]

Originally posted by bueno bob
If that translates into "I AM A COMPLETE FAG DOUCHEBAG", I'm going to be pissed at you!

Nahh you won't be pissed at me. You will bang Floor's brains out :D

[Binky]

Funnily enough I just asked on another forum why they called her "Floor". They probably did it on purpose to give her the insentive to work hard as hell. Or be a dumbo. *^_^* \m/ And she is hot, she has flesh!

[jero]

Originally posted by Binky
Funnily enough I just asked on another forum why they called her "Floor". They probably did it on purpose to give her the insentive to work hard as hell. Or be a dumbo. *^_^* \m/ And she is hot, she has flesh!

No dude, 4 out of 10 girls here in Holland are called Floor. Even my girl next door. But she's like an elephant

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by jero
No dude, 4 out of 10 girls here in Holland are called Floor. Even my girl next door. But she's like an elephant

That's OK - I like elephants, too.

:D

[jero]

:D

[Matt White]

"Elephants" need luvin' once in a while................

[bueno bob]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!