Why Does Matt White Get ALL the Hottest Pussy???

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

How DOES he do it?

His charm and charisma? The TAG body spray? His swagger? The rogue personality? What the HELL???

[binnie]

His LARG!!!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
His LARG!!!!!


...and the Tag Body Spray.

Well, at least that's what I'm told, see.

[Wawazat]

Not celebrating birthday every fucking week of the year.

Saves a lot of time for the real purposes.

[Anonymous]

Well, I've heard from a reliable source that he's actually Johnny Depp.

But even that doesn't explain it. Maybe his swagger?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Bill Lumbergh]

By default. All the rest of us here are either total losers or married(or both, like Bob).........

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
By default. All the rest of us here are either total losers or married(or both, like Bob).........

:mad:

I hate you so very much. WHY DID YOU REMIND ME???

:mad:

[Isaac R.]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
How DOES he do it?

...gotta be the shoes.....

[jharp84]

Looks like he likes to play rough!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Carl couldnt be reached for comment....

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Fuck Carl. Who the hell is Carl? Matt's gay stylist?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Fuck Carl. Who the hell is Carl? Matt's gay stylist?

He wears MANY hats.....(and faces).....

[Matt White]

I'm mortified!!!:mad:

[bueno bob]

This is simply ridiculous!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Balls.

[Matt White]

VAGINA

[Anonymous]

Savicki.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Matt White]

HA!!!

You got 'em!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Balls.


Originally posted by Matt White
VAGINA


Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Savicki.

It's the Roth Army equivalent of "Rock, Paper, Scissors"!!!

[Figs]

Answer the question, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers.

[Dan]

Matt White + Pub Cricket + Darts + Sheep Pen = All The Pussy He Wants.

[bueno bob]

NOW it becomes clear!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Figs
Answer the question, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers.

Collection? Figs, you collect objects in your trousers? :eek:

You filthy rascal!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Matt White]

HA!!!


THe Orbologist returns!!!

[hankster]

who the hell IS Matt White!!!

[hankster]

Oh wait, isn't he a moderator lol

[Matt White]

That's a good question........................