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Ally_Kat
04-05-2007, 11:40 PM
Chinese faller saved by pile of, er, excrement

Wed Apr 4, 3:06 AM ET



BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said

The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net).

"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.

"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."

The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.

In March, a six-year-old girl broke only her left leg when she fell six floors on to a pile of snow in the northeastern province of Heilongjiang

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070404/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_laundry

FORD
04-06-2007, 12:54 AM
And I thought I had a shitty Monday....

franksters
04-06-2007, 01:11 AM
MAybe she got dizzy from the smell...

WACF
04-06-2007, 01:24 AM
Damn...you would not know how to feel once you hit bottom and realized what broke your fall.

DLRdelight!
04-06-2007, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by FORD
And I thought I had a shitty Monday....

lol fucking hilarious

blonddgirl777
04-06-2007, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
[B]... a convenient pile of excrement...

And that must have been a huge pile!!!

EEEEeeeewwww but I guess... "good for her" :confused:

blonddgirl777
04-06-2007, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by franksters
MAybe she got dizzy from the smell...

Can you imagine that? :( :( :(

ThrillsNSpills
04-06-2007, 10:44 AM
When I read the thread title, I thought Valerie Bertinelli found a good colon cleansing program.

Antman
04-08-2007, 07:14 PM
If I had a choice, I would probably pick the pile of snow.

MAPRamone
04-09-2007, 08:39 AM
Wow, "convenient" is usually not the first adjective to come to mind when thinking 'bout shit.

bastardog
04-09-2007, 10:09 AM
The expression "Holly shit" could be used literally in this case

hankster
04-13-2007, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by FORD
And I thought I had a shitty Monday....

HAHA!!! That is the phrase of the day!!!!!

VanHalener
04-13-2007, 01:08 AM
I'm glad the lady lived through that shit.


Originally posted by FORD
And I thought I had a shitty Monday.... :lol: :gulp:



Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
When I read the thread title, I thought Valerie Bertinelli found a good colon cleansing program. That shit's cold :hitch: :bananna:


Originally posted by MAPRamone
Wow, "convenient" is usually not the first adjective to come to mind when thinking 'bout shit. No shit :cool:


Originally posted by bastardog
The expression "Holly shit" could be used literally in this case Got that shit right! :angel: :rockit2:


This is some crazy redneck shit...

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binnie
04-13-2007, 03:08 AM
Am I the only one wondering how the pile of shit got there?

Or rather, why it was there?

Anonymous
04-13-2007, 06:17 AM
I bet she's into scat nowadays.

Cheers! :bottle:

binnie
04-13-2007, 10:37 AM
I bet she took a LONG shower!!