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bueno bob
04-11-2007, 06:43 AM
As most of our loyal readers are already well aware of, The Sheep Pen Staff (past and present) have always been rather large fans of '80's arena rock - big hair, mullets, keyboards, love songs, etc - in essence, bands trying to be Journey.

We fucking LOVE this shit, and don't let anybody tell you that we don't.

Anyway, one of the biggest misconceptions that we of the Sheep Pen don't like allowing to perpetuate is that Survivor was simply a poor man's version of Journey. Fuck that. Survivor was the TOP SHIT in our book. Why just last week, Matt White and I exchanged about 19 e-mails just talking about Frankie Sullivan's mullet and how cool it was! It's pretty amazing when you get right down to it.

So let's end the debate right here and now, shall we?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...SURVIVOR!!!

http://pentaclerecords.net/darien3/Survivor_When_SEc_Count_band_pics_1_med.jpg

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 06:43 AM
You might remember the recent Starbucks commercial???


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bueno bob
04-11-2007, 06:44 AM
IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, MR. MIAGI!

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bueno bob
04-11-2007, 06:44 AM
You swore you'd never again catch yourself believin'...

BUT YA DID!!!

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bueno bob
04-11-2007, 06:45 AM
ROCKY!! ROCKY!! ROCKY!! ROCKY!!

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bueno bob
04-11-2007, 06:46 AM
Again? OK...

ROCKY!! ROCKY!! ROCKY!! ROCKY!!

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bueno bob
04-11-2007, 06:47 AM
Have YOU been looking for true love? Think you might have found it? Play this song for her...and your search might just be over...

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bueno bob
04-11-2007, 06:48 AM
This song speaks to my heart...although it might be due to the use of the word "HIGH", I don't know for sure...

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bueno bob
04-11-2007, 06:49 AM
Countdown at 3:36 - GRATE ass shot...

And is that Lumbergh in there?!?!?

BILL, YOU SNEAKY DEVIL!!

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Anonymous
04-11-2007, 07:15 AM
Finally, a decent post.

It's with threads like these that we will garner further respect from the Army and possibly the rest of the internet.

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Finally, a decent post.

It's with threads like these that we will garner further respect from the Army and possibly the rest of the internet.

Cheers! :bottle:

Which is, of course, the reason I started it. This thread is just one more step on the path to world domination.

Alan be praised.

Ellyllions
04-11-2007, 08:11 AM
Ya'll are so fucking crazy!

Love it!

binnie
04-11-2007, 08:22 AM
Now this is a turn up for the books......

As long as no-one dicovers that I like Slaughter I'll be fine....

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by binnie
Now this is a turn up for the books......

As long as no-one dicovers that I like Slaughter I'll be fine....

Now Slaughter's OK...

...but they ain't got SHIT on Survivor!

And you'd best not forget it, young man!

:mad:

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Ya'll are so fucking crazy!

Love it!

I lov... er, I mean, WE love you too, Elly.

In fact, me and Bob have been feverishly discussing the possibility of making YOU the Larg Girl for May 2007. Haven't we, Bob? Say yes, just say yes...

Just think - you'd be the FIRST Army girl to be distuinguished with such an honour! A pioneer, if you will. The starter of a GRATE tradition for aeons to come.

The requirements to make it happen are really very simple: a boatload of boobie pics for my personal collection, and a few decent ones - you can even have your clothes on - to post on the thread we shall start in your honour.

Cheers! :bottle:

binnie
04-11-2007, 09:46 AM
Now that's a great idea!!!!

Roth Army girls have plenty of LARG!!

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 09:51 AM
No girl has more LARG than an Army Girl!

Cheers! :bottle:

Ellyllions
04-11-2007, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I lov... er, I mean, WE love you too, Elly.

In fact, me and Bob have been feverishly discussing the possibility of making YOU the Larg Girl for May 2007. Haven't we, Bob? Say yes, just say yes...

Just think - you'd be the FIRST Army girl to be distuinguished with such an honour! A pioneer, if you will. The starter of a GRATE tradition for aeons to come.

The requirements to make it happen are really very simple: a boatload of boobie pics for my personal collection, and a few decent ones - you can even have your clothes on - to post on the thread we shall start in your honour.

Cheers! :bottle:

You are a MESS! :p

While I appreciate the sentiment, there is no way in hades that I'd post photos of myself on here other than an avatar or something decent pulled down to an un-manageable quality. :D

I see these photoshopping jobs that some of you do. No telling where my mug would show up! :D

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 10:04 AM
I resent that you call me a mess. Or maybe I'm flattered. I don't know yet. Let the fumes from the wine I drank at lunch settle down and I'll tell you.

Photoshops? We? No, no, no, no... you got us all wrong... we only act like sex-driven perverted & blatantly rude assholes with women we will never talk to.

In Cindy Crawford's case, because I'll never get the chance. In Paris Hilton case, because I wouldn't talk to her even if I had a gun pointed at my forehead.

We're quite the gentlemen with grrrls we know - even if it's only from the internet. :)

But anyway... do I still get the boobie pics for my personal colection? :D

And... mug? That beautiful countenance? You dare call your lovely visage "mug"??? Surely you jest!

Cheers !:bottle:

Ellyllions
04-11-2007, 10:12 AM
I meant "mess" as a term of endearment meaning..."funny/sweet/likeable". Southern colloquialism.

No boobie pics though, they're very shy.

Cheers to you!

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 10:16 AM
Well... I find you a mess too, Elly... I mean it.

Cheers! :bottle:

Ellyllions
04-11-2007, 10:22 AM
But your avatar against your username is kinda scary....you don't use teeth do you?

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 10:24 AM
:lol:

Good 'un. Hadn't realized it.

Worry not, though... I'll only hurt you if you ask me to. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 10:45 AM
Hmm...Elly as a Larg Girl...

Hmm.

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 10:50 AM
Are you drooling too?

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 11:06 AM
Well, not drooling per se, but certainly intrigued...

It'd be highly interesting to have a poster actually BE a Larg Girl of the Month...very interesting indeed...

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 11:25 AM
Well, I'm drooling.

Do you think we can smack some sense into that stubborn pretty little head of hers until May?

How about we spam her PM box until she puts us on ignore?

No wait - we can post a picture of you and Bill wearing thongs and hugging each other. Then we'll post courteous, civilized replys of approval so she can see we're not as mean as we make it out to be.

I, for one, think it's a SMASHING idea. It just might smash you and Bill forever, for instance.

Cheers! :bottle:

Ellyllions
04-11-2007, 11:27 AM
How many female members actually post here?


Hold a contest and supply a prize...(a real prize lol)
You might be surprised the response you get.


Just an idea.

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 11:28 AM
Well...IF, and I do say IF we elected by mutual consensus to go in that direction (or at least a majority vote), we could do a spread of two, maybe three (Elly approved) pictures for the thread and than discuss...I don't know, her best posts, whatever...we could keep it very clean, very respectful. Larg Girl of the Month is an institution, all photos/girls selected achieve an immediate status of "don't photoshop and/or fuck with"...we're pretty good about that...

I can't personally think of any reason NOT to do it, save Elly not wanting to do it. And if she doesn't, that's totally acceptable with me, as we have a list of about 406 candidates waiting in the wings anyway...

Only question is, if she DID want to go in, and she ended up winning the title of LARG GIRL OF THE YEAR 2007 (a very real possibility, considering), what do we give her for the grand prize? A t shirt or something?

:confused:

Hmm...well, maybe we need another dedicated thread to discuss it...?

binnie
04-11-2007, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
How many female members actually post here?


Hold a contest and supply a prize...(a real prize lol)
You might be surprised the response you get.


Just an idea.

Are you saying that women can be bought.....lol

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 11:35 AM
Well, I don't know - maybe we should throw out an open casting call...I don't know how many female posters we have here that'd be interested in it (or, more specifically, interested in having their photos up), but it might put a new spin on the Larg Girl of the Month competitions...?

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
How many female members actually post here?


Hold a contest and supply a prize...(a real prize lol)
You might be surprised the response you get.


Just an idea.

I actually thought about it... but let's say this contest would be held AFTER someone agrees to do it. The influx of replys will surely be much bigger - as there will be precedents, and it's already been done, it's a sure thing, etc...

Also, Bob's idea of how the thread would be arranged is pretty much what I had in mind. Grate minds think alike, and some such nonsense.

Kinda like the "Poster of the Month" thing they have down at tormentedvhfans.com

Except it would be less gay as men wouldn't be allowed. Larg Guy of the Month? Just doesn't have that ring to it, does it?

As for the prize? Well, the t-shirt sounds good... isn't there some leftover t-shirts still around? We could all chip in, buy it - as there would be at least 4 or 5 of us, the money involved is, at best, residual - and have it shipped to the winner... that's an idea to start with, I guess.

Cheers! :bottle:

ThrillsNSpills
04-11-2007, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
You are a MESS! :p

While I appreciate the sentiment, there is no way in hades that I'd ,,,,


Dorothy,We aren't IN Hades anymore....or Kansas.

on with the pics

we promise no photochopping.

Woo hooooooooooooooooooo

*clears throat* er... splendid

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 11:46 AM
Nah, Elly's out.

We should concentrate on expanding the search, if we're going to go that direction...

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 11:54 AM
You give up too easy. It's just that she hasn't realized how much her life will change for the better, if she agrees.

Just think - a freelance model agent/photographer with shitloads of cash may be browsing the site one day and "Hello! What's this?" - he finds Elly's pics. He likes what he sees, hires Elly for his modeling agncy, snaps a few glamorous pics and WHAM! A new Cindy Crawford is born. All thanks to the Pen.

And this is just ONE of MANY completely plausible scenarios.

But we better start planning this out properly, just in case she's out. Which I don't believe she is. She larves us all too much. Even if she'll deny it.

But how do you like my idea about being kinda like that gay thing they have goin' on at tormentedvhfans.com Bob?

No offense to posters on that site - I really like it. I'm a member there and everything. But every site has gay stuff. The Army has that "State Your Take" thing, fer example.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 11:58 AM
Bob, we'll let this lie today, and start planning it out tomorrow. Fookin' hell, it's 5 pm here, and I haven't done anything since before luch time.

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 12:00 PM
Good grief!

Well, I do like the concept of getting some female posters here as Larg Girls...looks/posts/Larg present in them being of utmost importance, of course...

The idea is promising...let's see where this goes...

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Dorothy,We aren't IN Hades anymore....or Kansas.

on with the pics

we promise no photochopping.

Woo hooooooooooooooooooo

*clears throat* er... splendid

Don't let the big bad bulb-munching uncle Fester scare you, Elly. Matt knows where he lives, and we'll have Binnie pay him a visit and hit him if he tries anything funny.

Binnie's our special enforcer - he's always ready to HIT IT!

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 12:02 PM
...BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR SURVIVOR DISCUSSION?!?!?!?

:mad:

ThrillsNSpills
04-11-2007, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
...BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR SURVIVOR DISCUSSION?!?!?!?

:mad:

Yep, Grate show. :)

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 12:15 PM
They should STILL sue CBS!

:mad:

ThrillsNSpills
04-11-2007, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
They should STILL sue CBS!

:mad:

You mean the audience?
I agree.

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 12:31 PM
Well...SOMEBODY should be sued!

Maybe Bill Lumbergh!

:mad:

hankster
04-12-2007, 11:14 AM
Elly by all means needs to be LARG Girl of the month, what a pretty face, and she is from the south, nuff said

hankster
04-12-2007, 06:28 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by bueno bob
[B]As most of our loyal readers are already well aware of, The Sheep Pen Staff (past and present) have always been rather large fans of '80's arena rock - big hair, mullets, keyboards, love songs, etc - in essence, bands trying to be Journey.

We fucking LOVE this shit, and don't let anybody tell you that we don't.

Anyway, one of the biggest misconceptions that we of the Sheep Pen don't like allowing to perpetuate is that Survivor was simply a poor man's version of Journey. Fuck that. Survivor was the TOP SHIT in our book. Why just last week, Matt White and I exchanged about 19 e-mails just talking about Frankie Sullivan's mullet and how cool it was! It's pretty amazing when you get right down to it.

So let's end the debate right here and now, shall we?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...SURVIVOR!!!

Are you all Gay in the sheep pen? Just asking

bueno bob
04-12-2007, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by hankster

Are you all Gay in the sheep pen? Just asking

Are you capable of using proper english, spelling, punctuation? Are you capable of quoting correctly? Just asking.

bueno bob
04-12-2007, 06:40 PM
Tell you what, I'll make you a deal - you send in your check immediately and we'll overlook this little incident in your favor.

But keeping in mind that Bill Lumbergh IS, in fact, gay...I'd suggest you IMMEDIATELY offer him an apology in private message and send some gay porn links his way.

Bill is NOT a guy you want to get on the bad side of, trust me....

:mad:

Anonymous
04-13-2007, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by hankster
Are you all Gay in the sheep pen? Just asking

Yes, we are. In fact, we often meet each other to indulge in decadent orgies where we get ahold of our man meat and consume it again and again. Some of us are SO gay they even enjoy it.

Would you care to join us? We promise to be gentle in the first four hours. Afterwards, you'll get a butt-raping you'll never forget. Then you'll become one of us.

You disgust me with your wishful thinking, Hanksters. I'm beggining to hate you and I've only read 3 posts out of you. That's probably some sort of record.

Arsehole! :wow2:

bueno bob
04-13-2007, 05:58 AM
I've read 6, but only because he kisses my ass.

:D

PETE'S BROTHER
04-13-2007, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by binnie
Are you saying that women can be bought.....lol

who cares!!! she's thinkin' about it!

PETE'S BROTHER
04-13-2007, 05:06 PM
Just think - a freelance model agent/photographer with shitloads of cash may be browsing the site one day and "Hello! What's this?" - he finds Elly's pics. He likes what he sees, hires Elly for his modeling agncy, snaps a few glamorous pics and WHAM! A new Cindy Crawford is born. All thanks to the Pen.

i will have all my freelance model agent/photographer friends check the pics when they come out.

bueno bob
04-13-2007, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
Just think - a freelance model agent/photographer with shitloads of cash may be browsing the site one day and "Hello! What's this?" - he finds Elly's pics. He likes what he sees, hires Elly for his modeling agncy, snaps a few glamorous pics and WHAM! A new Cindy Crawford is born. All thanks to the Pen.

i will have all my freelance model agent/photographer friends check the pics when they come out.

Don't hold your breath, dude...

It's not happening...

Dan
04-13-2007, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by hankster

Are you all Gay in the sheep pen? Just asking

No,But The Sheep that We put into The Pen are.:D

Dan
04-13-2007, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Again? OK...

ROCKY!! ROCKY!! ROCKY!! ROCKY!!

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Has to be my All time Favourite song from Survivor.