9:00pm Loraine Bobbitt Killed on Freeway

[thefive]

Out here in Los Angeles they just reported that Loraine Bobbitt got killed on the Freeway.

















Yeah some DICK cut her OFF!!!!!!!

[cwsmith17]

Aww man your NUTS!!!!!!

[thefive]

I was laughing my ass off when I heard that one years ago.

[Bill Lumbergh]

LMFAO! Good shit, surprised I've never heard that one before!

[Panamark]

Fark ! How long ago was that ?? I think Dave was still in Van Halen :)

[Dr. Love]

5, you are banned from making jokes.

[Hummarstra]

I'm not getting the joke. Can someone explain?

[High Life Man]

The BALLS on that DICK.

[thefive]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
5, you are banned from making jokes.


Dr. Love you didn't like this joke?

[Dr. Love]

no, I was kidding. I should have indicated with a smiley.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Hummarstra
I'm not getting the joke. Can someone explain?

No. Really? You need help with this? LMAO

[Katydid]

I need to know how you score stars? Is that if you agree with everything the poster says, or if you disagree?? Cause I disagreed with Ford all morning and never got any, and he got 8.

[thefive]

Originally posted by Katydid
I need to know how you score stars? Is that if you agree with everything the poster says, or if you disagree?? Cause I disagreed with Ford all morning and never got any, and he got 8.

You mean voting for someone?????

[thefive]

How you feeling BT? Just got back from the store.

[Katydid]

You mean you get stars if you use smileys? I thought it might be like stars in the "Book of Lairs..."

[Katydid]

The stars to the left, says User Rating: The darkened ones are the good ones, right? I got a bunch finally, thanks guys.

[Panamark]

Yes Katy, you sure did.

[SoCalChelle]

Yeah, Lorena's sister tried to do the same thing to HER husband, but ended up only stabbing him in the leg. She was convicted of a Misdeweiner.

[Dr. Love]

Help, I'm drowning in a sea of bad jokes ;)

[Sweet Irony]

This is the weirdest thread ever!!


??????

[Panamark]

Cleaners found a cut off penis floating in the toilets of
Melbourne's Flinders St station several years ago. They
never found the dickless dude !! True story..

Forensics concluded that it had been chopped off in
the toilet, not disposed of from earlier.. So this dude
has gone into the public toilets of a train station,
chopped off his cock and then went on his way ??

How the fuck did he stop himself from bleeding to death ??

Thats fucked up........

[ashstralia]

people do strange things, mark.
my mate, a cop, went to a park where someone reported
a naked guy. when he got there, the said naked guy was reading the bible,
and had stabbed himself in the snake-eye. turns out he was gay,
and was punishing his bad penis. ouch.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Hummarstra
I'm not getting the joke. Can someone explain?


You see her father was a sailor.

And boy did he like fish!!!


LMBSAO!!!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by ashstralia
people do strange things, mark.
my mate, a cop, went to a park where someone reported
a naked guy. when he got there, the said naked guy was reading the bible,
and had stabbed himself in the snake-eye. turns out he was gay,
and was punishing his bad penis. ouch.

For some reason Im getting images of Mr Garrison punishing Mr Hat !
(Way too many drugs tonight)

[lms2]

How did I ever miss this thread... LMAO

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by lms2
How did I ever miss this thread... LMAO

Notice the brilliant 4th post hon.........

[lms2]

What, was there something typed in that forth frame? I couldn't quite make it out. ;)

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by thefive
Out here in Los Angeles they just reported that Loraine Bobbitt got killed on the Freeway.

Didn't she go to work for Ginsu knifes?
















Yeah some DICK cut her OFF!!!!!!! :D

[Northern Girl]

LOL. Just goes to show you can't judge a thread by it's title. I was ignoring it thinking "who cares." My bad.

[Rikk]

This is the worst thread I've ever seen at the Army.

[CROWBAR]

IWUV A WOMAN WIF A KNIFE IN'r HAND!!

INDIAN LOVE AFFAIR!!:D

[jacksmar]

Yes!!! :baaa: