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Shaun Ponsonby
04-30-2007, 05:58 PM
How would you like $haron O$bournĀ£ to die?

This could be interesting.

VanHalener
04-30-2007, 06:08 PM
I think someone should eat her with some faver beans.

Take her to this park and we may be rid of her...

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Shaun Ponsonby
04-30-2007, 06:27 PM
You didn't know how to spell ciante, did you?

To be honest, neither do I.

VanHalener
04-30-2007, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
You didn't know how to spell ciante, did you?

To be honest, neither do I.

I don't think a nice Chianti should be wasted her.

Shaun Ponsonby
04-30-2007, 06:52 PM
HA!

Did you look at a dictonary?

ThrillsNSpills
04-30-2007, 07:42 PM
she will jump out of a window when Savicki signs on her board.

She will then land in Lee Kerslake's arms where he will put her on the pavement and play the intro to Little Dolls on her head with Mallets.

No where to run sharon
No where to run

A HA HA HA


either that or her gastric bypass surgery mafunctions and she explodes like Mr. Creosote.

binnie
05-01-2007, 04:37 AM
I wouldn't wish death on her, I'd just like her to stop killing Ozzy's credibility (too late probably.)

She's a good business person, but sadly that usually comes at the expense of being a good person.

Seshmeister
05-01-2007, 05:36 AM
I'd like her to die bankrupt.

binnie
05-01-2007, 06:37 AM
I think the likelihood of that is slim....

Shaun Ponsonby
05-01-2007, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by binnie
I wouldn't wish death on her, I'd just like her to stop killing Ozzy's credibility (too late probably.)

She's a good business person, but sadly that usually comes at the expense of being a good person.

You don't have to egg Iron Maiden and call Mother Teresa an "ugly old cunt" to be a good business woman.

binnie
05-01-2007, 09:34 AM
Like I said, she isn't a very nice person.

All of those things were done to get media coverage....

Shaun Ponsonby
05-01-2007, 09:35 AM
Either way, shitty things to do, and she does them so often.

She still deserves to die.

VanHalener
05-01-2007, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
HA!

Did you look at a dictonary?

Whut iz a dixshunari?

Duz Sharon eet dixshunareez?

Seshmeister
05-01-2007, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
You don't have to egg Iron Maiden and call Mother Teresa an "ugly old cunt" to be a good business woman.

I have no problem with the Mother Theresa comment.

She was a horrible person.

e.g http://www.slate.com/id/2090083/

Shaun Ponsonby
05-01-2007, 02:48 PM
Give me the jist cos there's no way I'm gonna read all that.

jharp84
05-01-2007, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
she will jump out of a window when Savicki signs on her board.

She will then land in Lee Kerslake's arms where he will put her on the pavement and play the intro to Little Dolls on her head with Mallets.

No where to run sharon
No where to run

A HA HA HA


either that or her gastric bypass surgery mafunctions and she explodes like Mr. Creosote.
PLEASE do not leave IRON MAIDEN and BRUCE DICKINSON out of this FINE, FINE scenario!!!!!!! Hint: OZZFEST!

Anonymous
05-01-2007, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Give me the jist cos there's no way I'm gonna read all that.

My thoughts exactly.

Why was Mother Theresa a horrible person? C'mon Sesh... deliver the goods.

Cheers! :bottle:

Shaun Ponsonby
05-01-2007, 03:11 PM
Exactly, exactly...

Coyote
05-01-2007, 05:06 PM
Oh keep yer knickers on!

And I quote:

MT was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. She said that suffering was a gift from God. She spent her life opposing the only known cure for poverty, which is the empowerment of women and the emancipation of them from a livestock version of compulsory reproduction. And she was a friend to the worst of the rich, taking misappropriated money from the atrocious Duvalier family in Haiti (whose rule she praised in return) and from Charles Keating of the Lincoln Savings and Loan. Where did that money, and all the other donations, go? The primitive hospice in Calcutta was as run down when she died as it always had been—she preferred California clinics when she got sick herself—and her order always refused to publish any audit. But we have her own claim that she opened 500 convents in more than a hundred countries, all bearing the name of her own order. Excuse me, but this is modesty and humility?


End quote. Read the rest, ya lazy bastards...

Seshmeister
05-01-2007, 08:27 PM
She was a cunt.

If you can't be bothered reading the thing then what else can I do?

Ok I'll try and do it in a few lines.

Her belief was that suffering was close to godliness. All the people in Calcutta that went to her recieved no medical treatment. They lay their in filth and died in pain. At the same time she rose millions but never passed that on to the poor, it went into the church funds for stuff like altars. She knowingly took donations from evil dictators and criminals.

When she got ill she used the same money to pay for very expensive private healthcare in the best institutions in the world.

Cheers!

:gulp:

Anonymous
05-03-2007, 06:57 AM
BEAUTIFUL!

Being such a horrible, self-centered person who obviously looked at no means to justify her ends, I bet she was also a hot fuck when she was young.

We'll have to wait for Binnie's input on that last part, though.

Jaysus. If peeps like that are saints, I'm happier everyday, knowing I'm on the road to Hell.

If Hell existed, that is. Which it doesn't. Which is too bad.

Cheers! :bottle:

binnie
05-03-2007, 08:35 AM
I've changed my mind: I'd like Sharon to die from me fucking her too hard.

It's win-win as far as I'm concerned....

Anonymous
05-03-2007, 08:57 AM
But what about Mother Theresa? Would you, if she was still alive?

Cheers! :bottle:

binnie
05-03-2007, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
But what about Mother Theresa? Would you, if she was still alive?



Why not? It would be one hell of a story to tell wouldn't it?

What pick-up line would I use though?

Perhaps "I can bring you closer to God, or at least have you calling his name...."