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Big Train
05-03-2007, 11:36 PM
This was forwarded to me by a friend. I don't know where Jay wrote this, but I agree with the sentiments for sure.

The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll
data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source,
right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are
unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the
country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence
2/3s of the citizenry just aren't happy and want a change.

So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we so
unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24
hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air
conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that
95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability
to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments
than Darfur has seen in the last year?

Maybe it is the ability to drive from th e Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic
Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through
each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would
find along the way that can provide temporary shelter? I guess having
thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is
just not good enough. Or could it be that when we wreck our car,
emergency workers show up and provide services to help all and even send
a helicopter to take you to the hospital.

Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You
may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a
group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch
equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and your
belongings. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen
TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a
bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack
or loss. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or
militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90
percent of teenagers own cell phones and computers.

How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy
that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what has 67
percent of you folks unhappy.

Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world
has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a great
disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed
people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't
have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good
Lord we live here.

I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no
plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent a pproval
rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark
days after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of
recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in
the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe
from terrorist attacks? The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army
that is out there defending you and me?

Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this
news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look
around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?

Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually
caused you personal pain OR is it because the "Media" told you he was
failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom.

There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go.
They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general''
discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case
scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.

So why then, the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of
Americans? Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds
it leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car
crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at
the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit
corporations. They offer what sells, and when criticized, try to defend
their actions by "justifying" them in one way or another.

Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a
book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have done
it this way..... .Insane!

Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off
the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your
birdcage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a country.

There is exponentially more good than bad. We are among the most blessed
people on Earth and should thank God several times a day, or at least be
thankful and appreciative.

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding,
severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and
with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is
a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

Jay Leno

FORD
05-03-2007, 11:54 PM
Another false quotation, no doubt created by some anonymous freeper and then circulated by chain e mail.

Only the last paragraph, in quotations, was actually Leno's words.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp

Big Train
05-04-2007, 12:02 AM
Thanks for checking that out for me Ford: I got it only in an email.

Still, I agree with what it is saying, Jay or no Jay.

FORD
05-04-2007, 12:13 AM
What I don't understand about these chain mail things, is why the author(s), whomever the Hell they might be, don't just sign their own names to the words, or leave it simply anonymous, rather than lamely attempt to associate it with a celebrity, which in the end only discredits the whole thing when their false advertising is exposed.

Hardrock69
05-04-2007, 01:41 AM
Because they are fucking LOSERS that's why!!!
:D

knuckleboner
05-04-2007, 09:46 AM
and it's a stupid argument:

i have to be happy today, because, generally speaking, I'M ok, personally, and all of the troops are volunteers, so they knew the risks.

that's what it boils down to.


ask me if i think that the U.S. is better off now, in terms of foreign policy and national security than we were in 2002.

am i not allowed to be discontent with that? or do i have to simply smile and say, "at least i'm not in dafour?"...

EAT MY ASSHOLE
05-04-2007, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Hardrock69
Because they are fucking LOSERS that's why!!!
:D

Are you saying that Steve Savicki actually penned this? :)

EAT MY ASSHOLE
05-04-2007, 10:51 AM
And it is a false argument: it's l,ike saying what do the New york Knicks have to be unhappy about? They're all healthy, they're making money, they're in the big leaugues with some of the bets talent in the sport, isn't everything dandy?

well, no. Look at their shitty ass record for proof.

ODShowtime
05-04-2007, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by Big Train
Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this
news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look
around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?

Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually
caused you personal pain OR is it because the "Media" told you he was
failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.



What a crock of bullshit. gw has nothing to do with the privileges mentioned above. Judging by his reign so far, if he could get away with it he'd cut all these great social services to provide tax cuts to industry and investors. Or he'd give all the funding to faith-based initiatives that ignore reality and are run by incompetent yes-men. The only thing stopping him is opposition from the other side.

This moron's malfeasance and mismanagement has the affect of chipping away at all of the things that make this country great.

BT, it's nice to see you posting again, but I am dismayed that you continue to condescend to people who have realized the truth about our current leadership.

Big Train
05-04-2007, 01:42 PM
OD.

It's nice to be back first off.

Secondly, I have no beef about people's right to be upset, nor have I ever been.

The point the author, whoever that may be, is driving it as that, on balance, the level of discontent is not proportionate with reality. The level of complaining, bitching and moaning about things far beyond the war is out of hand and unwarranted.

I can see you taking issue with the points about the war, which obviously we disagree, no problem. But the bitchiness and the drama in the US today far exceeds what is rationally going on.

Guitar Shark
05-04-2007, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Another false quotation, no doubt created by some anonymous freeper and then circulated by chain e mail.

Only the last paragraph, in quotations, was actually Leno's words.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp

Nice to see that you find snopes a credible source in some situations but not in others.

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pentagon.htm

FORD
05-04-2007, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Nice to see that you find snopes a credible source in some situations but not in others.

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pentagon.htm

Fuck it, Matt. I'm not de-railing this thread on BCE apologist crap.

blueturk
05-05-2007, 11:22 AM
Leno would never write this crap. When asked on "60 Minutes" if he was a Republican or a Democrat, Jay Leno said he was neither. He said that everytime he leans one way or the other "the Republicans do something greedy, or the Democrats do something stupid." Little did he know the GOP would eventually be greedy AND stupid.

knuckleboner
05-06-2007, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Big Train
But the bitchiness and the drama in the US today far exceeds what is rationally going on.

i completely beg to differ.

civil war? nope, we don't have it. constant upheaval? nope, not present. large, frequent protests? nope, also not occuring.

in my opinion, the author of this "leno" statement is way exaggerating the discontent.


but, if it seems like we have a little bit more complaining now, then 5 years ago, maybe there's a reason. and that reason just might be a questionable foreign policy decision that has cost thousands of U.S. lives, billions of dollars, and possibly has made the world less secure, not more.

now, i'd STRONGLY question the mindset of anybody surprised that such a situation results in increased complaining.