Boobs or Butts

[Ellyllions]

I was having a conversation with a friend of mine. She's dead set on getting breast implants.

We were a little tipsy and asking guys at the bar which they prefer, boobs or butts.....

Which is your favorite?

:D

[ace diamond]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

[Matt White]

I'm against implants in general.....

I know too many women...who all looked GRATE before...who have had them and had nothing but pain & health problems..........

Tell your friend to save her money Elly.......:)

...to answer the question...BOOBS...Big & Small:rockit2:

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by Matt White
I'm against implants in general.....

I know too many women...who all looked GRATE before...who have had them and had nothing but pain & health problems..........

Tell your friend to save her money Elly.......:)

...to answer the question...BOOBS...Big & Small:rockit2:

I tried....health problems are a real concern.

But my biggest reason for this girl not to get implants is that she doesn't have enough money to get them done by a good doctor.

The more Guinness I drank, the more descriptive I was able to become on how bad they could look.:D

[bueno bob]

Boobs. But I'm with Mr. White, you either have them or you don't. It's a very hit or miss situation with implants, and even if you're under a large C, it really doesn't make any difference, honestly - breast size doesn't affect the person you ARE, and I've known a lot of women with huge tits that have been totally bad people.

That being said, let's look at my signature pic.

;)

[Take 'Em]

BOOBS!!!

And I like em' "Au Natural"................

[bueno bob]

Is it just me, or has anybody else had the experience of finding a large breasted woman very difficult to have a relationship with? I've dated several, and sure, it was great at times, but maintaining it was very tricky...honestly (and I hate saying it, because it does sound like a sweeping generalization), I found myself paranoid all the time because I knew that these girls in question KNEW that all they had to do was wear a halter top into a bar at any given point and they could start fielding offers from....well, pretty much anybody.

I went through about six girls that way, at different points. As soon as they got listless or bored, they just started showing off and that was all she wrote.

Bottom line? Women with big tits can really write their own ticket, there's zero doubt of that. It's almost like you're forced to compete 24/7 just to stay in the game and keep ahead of your competitors...

[CROWBAR]

Assman all the way. If a gal doesn't have a nice derriere, I won't bother. Boobs are just added ornaments.

I'd tell your friend to not worry about a boob job Elly. Most men prefer au natural.

[Big Troubles]

Tits are good, but a nice ass is great... Hmmm....

Can't I have both? Is this some sort of freak of nature?

A nice plump ass ( I like those track pants that girls wear with the writing on their ass, showing their pride in their college...Hey, or High School...Dont judge!) with AT LEAST some C 36's....


Pussy wouldn't hurt either huh?

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Which is your favorite?

:D


six of one and half a dozen of the other

You're the main attraction anyway. ;)

[Ellyllions]

Well thank you.

but I have neither...LOL!

When my family was supposed to be in line for those, they were standing in the smoking area talking loudly all at once. :)

[Ellyllions]

While we're on the subject...

Have you ever noticed that women who have naturally large breasticles, have no ass at all?

I'm not kidding! Gigantic boobs and sunken, flat, non-existant butts. Just 2 small, flabby cheeks hanging like overgrown earlobes.

Well, except for the bodacious black-girl frame. They got all the good stuff!

[MAPRamone]

As long as there's atleast a halfway decent rack, i'm an ass man. I like 'em relatively small but shapely. No FATasses but no flatasses either.

[jharp84]

Give me the DUPA!!! ALL DAY LONG!!! Don't like unnatural in a women! Plain Janes to me are more sexy than these fuckin fake tan, fake bleach blonde, fake tits, etc., etc., Give me a REAL WOMAN! W/a good DUPA of course!!!!!!!!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Well thank you.

but I have neither...LOL!



You do.
Where's that pic of them getting signed?

[Viking]

:bananna: :moon: :eatit:

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back



I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back


Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back :bananna: :moon: :eatit:

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Is it just me, or has anybody else had the experience of finding a large breasted woman very difficult to have a relationship with? I've dated several, and sure, it was great at times, but maintaining it was very tricky...honestly (and I hate saying it, because it does sound like a sweeping generalization), I found myself paranoid all the time because I knew that these girls in question KNEW that all they had to do was wear a halter top into a bar at any given point and they could start fielding offers from....well, pretty much anybody.

I went through about six girls that way, at different points. As soon as they got listless or bored, they just started showing off and that was all she wrote.

Bottom line? Women with big tits can really write their own ticket, there's zero doubt of that. It's almost like you're forced to compete 24/7 just to stay in the game and keep ahead of your competitors...
While tit is true they can exploit the situation using their natural assets, they must also remember two can play at that game, and she's not the only "big thing" in town...."Watch your step, ma'am."
It's funny to them to get attention from other men that way, but brother, they hate it when YOU get the attention..:D

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
While we're on the subject...

Have you ever noticed that women who have naturally large breasticles, have no ass at all?

I'm not kidding! Gigantic boobs and sunken, flat, non-existant butts. Just 2 small, flabby cheeks hanging like overgrown earlobes.

Well, except for the bodacious black-girl frame. They got all the good stuff!

I don't know what you all consider "large-breasteded"...help me out...

What size is the starting point for "big"?
You got enough going on, Elly. You don't need any "enhancers"-work it!

[Viking]

'Overgrown earlobes'. LMFAO :D It is true, tho - I've seen plenty of women with a nice rack of chestnuts, but with buttcheeks that can fit in one hand with room for spare change.

[hideyoursheep]

It's usually the ones with the MASSIVE jugs who have no junk in the trunk....Finding thr right, dare I say "balance", is most challenging...

[chi-town324]

give me DAT AZZ !

[SparkieD]

I hit puberty early. My chest just exploded one night and I was so self-conscious about it. Being 13 with a pair of D cups is no fun, let me tell you, especially on top of a 95 pound frame.

On the other hand, I was pretty fortunate that I didn't inherit my mom and sister's "got smacked on the ass by the door on the way out" physique.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Tits are good, but a nice ass is great... Hmmm....

Can't I have both? Is this some sort of freak of nature?

What he said.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Assman all the way. If a gal doesn't have a nice derriere, I won't bother. Boobs are just added ornaments.

I'd tell your friend to not worry about a boob job Elly. Most men prefer au natural.

There must be some black blodd in me somewhere because I like booty and can't get enough of that sweet, sweet ASS!

As far as boobs go. You ladies fuss too much. I like em real and A Cup to DD Cup they all have their nice features. Something to play with before slapping the booty!

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I was having a conversation with a friend of mine. She's dead set on getting breast implants.

We were a little tipsy and asking guys at the bar which they prefer, boobs or butts.....

Which is your favorite?

:D

Ya know i'm the type of guy that likes a Bright Smile and Laughing Eyes.:D

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Well thank you.

but I have neither...LOL!

When my family was supposed to be in line for those, they were standing in the smoking area talking loudly all at once. :)

Yes i know, it's just that ever since i came across the perfection

that is You, it's nearly impossible for me to keep a thought.

It's impossible to keep my fingers on the keyboard whenever i see your picture, im typing this with my toes.

Can't you hear me knockin', yeah, throw me down the keys
Alright now
Hear me ringing big bell tolls
Hear me singing soft and low
I've been begging on my knees
I've been kickin', help me please

[WARF]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Is it just me, or has anybody else had the experience of finding a large breasted woman very difficult to have a relationship with? I've dated several, and sure, it was great at times, but maintaining it was very tricky...honestly (and I hate saying it, because it does sound like a sweeping generalization), I found myself paranoid all the time because I knew that these girls in question KNEW that all they had to do was wear a halter top into a bar at any given point and they could start fielding offers from....well, pretty much anybody.

I went through about six girls that way, at different points. As soon as they got listless or bored, they just started showing off and that was all she wrote.

Bottom line? Women with big tits can really write their own ticket, there's zero doubt of that. It's almost like you're forced to compete 24/7 just to stay in the game and keep ahead of your competitors...

Sounds like your just insecure.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by WARF
Sounds like your just insecure.

Dude, I've been fucking married for seven plus years and have three kids. Nothing "insecure" about it, it's just a realistic observation. Women with large tits KNOW they can write their own ticket, and most of them do. Just because they don't all end up doing porn or becoming models don't mean they don't capitalize on it.

Not that I intend that to be a broad paintbrush statement, but the point remains, guys are going to drop buckets of cash on women who have tits and aren't afraid to use them, and women know it...

All I'm getting at...

[smaz]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
Ya know i'm the type of guy that likes a Bright Smile and Laughing Eyes.:D


Ahh, another Ozzy's Stupid Bullshit classic :D

[Blackflag]

Am I the only one that wishes Bueno Bob would stop putting pictures of his chubby girlfriend in his signature?

Holy shit, after looking at the "muff thread," it's like looking into the sun.

It makes me want to slap a "no fat chicks" sticker on my computer. :mad:

[svrwthr]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I was having a conversation with a friend of mine. She's dead set on getting breast implants.

We were a little tipsy and asking guys at the bar which they prefer, boobs or butts.....

Which is your favorite?

:D

My opinion is that it is a package deal. I prefer the boobs but a round bunny ass is so damn enticing. IMO fake breasts are just ugly. I like them small (not flat but a perky handful to softly caress the whole thing at once). Medium are fine so when she is on top the hang down not in your face but just enough. Big one, think sagging to the knees. No thanks.

Yes everything is sexual in thought. But a nice small to medium size set in a nice tight tank is the to do. Also IMO is how they are set apart. A thin clevage is not my thing and definitely no alien eyed spread. Not meaning sexual here but will come across in example, about the size of an erected penis size clevage. No, not for titty fucking either. I prefer the love hole/s. Titty fucking is for porn movies. I'm in that room for her pleasure and then mine in her not on her tits.

[Dan]

I Love Breast-Milk.

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Dude, I've been fucking married for seven plus years and have three kids. Nothing "insecure" about it, it's just a realistic observation. Women with large tits KNOW they can write their own ticket, and most of them do. Just because they don't all end up doing porn or becoming models don't mean they don't capitalize on it.

Not that I intend that to be a broad paintbrush statement, but the point remains, guys are going to drop buckets of cash on women who have tits and aren't afraid to use them, and women know it...

All I'm getting at...


And you're right.

[Romeo Delight]

One thing I guarantee...observations from when I was single...

Every woman who gets breast implants will try them out...

What I mean is, if you are married or have a girlfriend who gets implants, drop them today.

Your welcome in advance.

[frets5150]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/FRETS5150/Butts.jpg


;)

[knuckleboner]

d) none of the above...

as long as the chest isn't flat as a board, i'm legs, then ass, then boobs.

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by smaz
Ahh, another Ozzy's Stupid Bullshit classic :D

LMAO smaz you know me all to well:D

[ace diamond]

T.A.P.

tits, ass,pussy.those are what get my attention.
it all has to work together along with personality and what lies within her heart.there are a laundry list of factors that must all work in a healthy manner in concert and harmony with one another all at once.

otherwise it is all for naught.

[Dan]

Originally posted by ace diamond
T.A.P.

tits, ass,pussy.those are what get my attention.
it all has to work together along with personality and what lies within her heart.there are a laundry list of factors that must all work in a healthy manner in concert and harmony with one another all at once.

otherwise it is all for naught.

That would make for a nice Card.:D

[VanHalener]

T & A

Love 'em both & love 'em real.

Ellyllions for President & Roth Army Cover Girl!:boobs: :rockit2:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
While we're on the subject...

Have you ever noticed that women who have naturally large breasticles, have no ass at all?

I'm not kidding! Gigantic boobs and sunken, flat, non-existant butts. Just 2 small, flabby cheeks hanging like overgrown earlobes.

Well, except for the bodacious black-girl frame. They got all the good stuff!

Well, that would be explained by the simple fact that breasts and buttocks are used as deposits for fat on the woman's body, as opposed to the belly on the man's body.

So, if all the fat naturally goes to the boobs, it leaves the buttocks, shall we say, "dried out".

Then there's the opposite, of course. Women with butts so large that if it was toast you'd need an oar to butter it are as flat chested as a board.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

But why do we have to choose? Can't we all just get along and live peacefully in a blissful world filled with breasts and butts? I always maintained that the two best inventions ever are air conditioning and silicone breasts. Seriously, fuck the wheel.

If you lack the natural thing, go ahead and improve yourself. There's always room for improvement, right? Right?

Cheers! :bottle:

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
I don't know what you all consider "large-breasteded"...help me out...

What size is the starting point for "big"?
You got enough going on, Elly. You don't need any "enhancers"-work it!

DD

[scamper]

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
Every woman who gets breast implants will try them out...

I've observed this phenomenon.

[Eddie's Booze]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I was having a conversation with a friend of mine. She's dead set on getting breast implants.

We were a little tipsy and asking guys at the bar which they prefer, boobs or butts.....

Which is your favorite?

:D

BOTH!!!!!! :D

[Ellyllions]

She's going for a D cup. Let's put the pieces together, shall we?

-she's currently a small "A" cup
-she's only got $2K to spend
-she wants a D

I told her that she's going to look like she's got halved cantalopes crammed under her skin.

It's not going to be pretty like she thinks.

[jhale667]

I'm a vagina man, personally. :D

But seriously...Elly, if your friend's doctor TRIES to take her from an 'A' to a 'D', A) He/She is a HACK, and B) she's going to look like a freak... some girl in a bar showed me her brand-new set recently, they were too big and they looked like her chest would explode if you LOOKED at them wrong...plus they had these nasty blue veins sticking out all over the place...scary shit. Also, one of my ex-girlfriends ruptured one of hers (don't ask)...she said it was total agony...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
She's going for a D cup. Let's put the pieces together, shall we?

-she's currently a small "A" cup
-she's only got $2K to spend
-she wants a D

I told her that she's going to look like she's got halved cantalopes crammed under her skin.

It's not going to be pretty like she thinks.

What she wants and what the doc will tell her is possible are two different things, esp if she's an A. The doc will make his suggestion at what will look natural and what the biggest he can squeeze in.

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by Dan
That would make for a nice Card.:D

thanks fo rht eidea!

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by Dan
That would make for a nice Card.:D

thanks for the idea!

[ace diamond]

abort....abort......abort.......danger, danger will robinson!

[ace diamond]

elly:
She's going for a D cup. Let's put the pieces together, shall we?

-she's currently a small "A" cup
-she's only got $2K to spend
-she wants a D

I told her that she's going to look like she's got halved cantalopes crammed under her skin.

It's not going to be pretty like she thinks.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ace diamond:
abort....abort......abort.......danger, danger will robinson!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
What she wants and what the doc will tell her is possible are two different things, esp if she's an A. The doc will make his suggestion at what will look natural and what the biggest he can squeeze in.

Ally, you're so cute when you act all naive alike that. :)

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

I haven't made my mind up yet: I feel that I need to see as many as possible of each before I can come to a decision gorunded upon empirical data.

And the search continues...

[binnie]

Probably prefer really hot legs to boobs or asses actually: hot legs are rarer...

[6 is 9]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Have you ever noticed that women who have naturally large breasticles, have no ass at all?

not true at all! my better half was blessed with both. she has beautiful and very well endowed ,warm, pillow boovies along with a gorgeous, shapely and sexy bummy to ggo along with it. i already know i'm a blessed man but my angel has it all. what makes her even more beautiful in this regard is it's all natural and what the good lord above gave her. i'm definitely a very lucky man.

[binnie]

I don't understand all the haters of "fake" boobs: how are they fake?

If I can squueze 'em, they're real!

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Is it just me, or has anybody else had the experience of finding a large breasted woman very difficult to have a relationship with? I've dated several, and sure, it was great at times, but maintaining it was very tricky...honestly (and I hate saying it, because it does sound like a sweeping generalization), I found myself paranoid all the time because I knew that these girls in question KNEW that all they had to do was wear a halter top into a bar at any given point and they could start fielding offers from....well, pretty much anybody.



I've never had that experience, but that could be down to self denial: I work on the assumption that if a woman is LUCKY enough to be in a realtionship with me, then she ain't going anywhere.

Deluding myself is so much fun....

[binnie]

Originally posted by SparkieD
I hit puberty early. My chest just exploded one night and I was so self-conscious about it. Being 13 with a pair of D cups is no fun, let me tell you, especially on top of a 95 pound frame.

On the other hand, I was pretty fortunate that I didn't inherit my mom and sister's "got smacked on the ass by the door on the way out" physique.

Note to Tiki: YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD!!!!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Blackflag
Am I the only one that wishes Bueno Bob would stop putting pictures of his chubby girlfriend in his signature?

Holy shit, after looking at the "muff thread," it's like looking into the sun.

It makes me want to slap a "no fat chicks" sticker on my computer. :mad:

Women are beautiful in all shapes and sizes brother...

[6 is 9]

Originally posted by binnie
I don't understand all the haters of "fake" boobs: how are they fake?

If I can squueze 'em, they're real!

nonsense! fake tits are just that FAKE! they're neither warm nor soft like the real deal. if you cannot tell the difference then maybe you haven't felt enough? not trying to diss you at all either. it's just there's no fucking comparrison. fake tits suck compared to the real deal.

it's like comparring an inflatable air pillow to a soft, down, goosefeathers pillow. might be the same size but one's a lot softer, warmer and cuddlier as opposed to the ones that can float. especially when lying down. they dont' relax with her body like natural ones. again, they are like balloons. no soul nor personality to them, if you will.

[Ellyllions]

and they look embalmed....

[binnie]

Could really care-less about the texture of the titties: fucking is not an asthetic experience for me, it's all about the visuals for me!

Soft, hard, plasticky I couldn't give a shit as long as they look good!

[binnie]

Originally posted by 6 is 9
no soul nor personality to them, if you will.

Women have personalities?

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by jhale667

they were too big and they looked like her chest would explode if you LOOKED at them wrong...plus they had these nasty blue veins sticking out all over the place...scary shit.

I know exactly what you're talking about here except the girl's boobs weren't fake.

My best friend in high school had the biggest boobs anyone had ever seen. (Yes she would've given Dolly a run for her money). I watched that poor girl deal with the deep, raw, whelps that her bra straps would make in her shoulders and when she'd put on a swim suit (always 1 piece, she'd never wear a 2-piece) she'd do everything she could to hide her boobs. She'd litterally mash them down as hard as she could.

Her boobs looked like what you'd described above. The first time I saw them I cried for her. They honestly were the ugliest things I'd ever seen. The skin was so thin that you could see all of the mass and biology (for lack of a better term) underneath. The aereola was the size of a saucer and opaque with no nipple to speak of. I felt so sorry for her. I guess that's why I'm ok with my own boobs just the way they are.

But this recent friend only has enough money to get a "hack" surgeon. They'll give her the "D" cups she wants and they'll be hideously ugly. But I can't talk her out of it, she's got her mind set on doing this so...c'est la vie. I just hope he at least gets them even on her chest.

[6 is 9]

Originally posted by binnie
Women have personalities?

ok and obviously there's no point in furthering this discussion with you. odds are you've yet to ever have a relationship with a woman nor have ever been with one. aorry to bruise your net ego but come on champ, that remark along with all of your titty comments are just plain boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant. hence, i rest my case. lmao

i now anxiously await your internet slam to put this old man in his place with great eagerness....... :rolleyes:

[binnie]

Originally posted by 6 is 9
ok and obviously there's no point in furthering this discussion with you. odds are you've yet to ever have a relationship with a woman nor have ever been with one. aorry to bruise your net ego but come on champ, that remark along with all of your titty comments are just plain boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant. hence, i rest my case. lmao

i now anxiously await your internet slam to put this old man in his place with great eagerness....... :rolleyes:

Not going to slam you at all, and my comments weren't an attempt to provoke you.

I was joking, it was meant to be funny: silly me, thinking a thread dedicated to discussing tits and ass had to undertaken in a serious tone.

Sorry that I am obviously too juvenille to amuse you, can't win them all.

No hard feeling on my part, and I hope there's none on yours as you are obviously a fellow devotee of the almighty boobies!

Roth on.

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by binnie

Soft, hard, plasticky I couldn't give a shit as long as they look good!

The attached person does not have to show vital signs at all costs too ?

Just for the record :D

[binnie]

Originally posted by Wawazat
The attached person does not have to show vital signs at all costs too ?

Just for the record :D

LOL!!

You know me too well.....

[Ellyllions]

"...I plug you in, and dim the lights..electric barbarella. Your perfect skin, plastic kiss...electric barbarella..."

[ace diamond]

top this.......
a friend of mine,her bra size is 38I. and they are au naturale!

and yes.......i have had my way with them!

that was my b-day present a couple of years ago.

oh,did i mention she is smokin' fuckin' hot?

[ace diamond]

it probalbly doesn't hurt that she made a point of showing me the tag on her bra to prove to me that her rack really is 38I.

i can assure you all i have seen it with my own eyes and have inspected the goods.

THEY ARE REAL!

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
"...I plug you in, and dim the lights.."

How come i suddenly visualize a twister-board :rolleyes:

[Ellyllions]

:)

Not without the transmission grease!

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
:)

Not without the transmission grease!

No need to mention !

All inclusive.

It's unavoidably, you & me.

Eternity, full speed ahead ! :)

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
:)

Not without the transmission grease!

Elly, you are my kind of gal!

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by binnie
Bye Elly, i have to pick up Mrs. binnie!

Don't forget to send her my regards !!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by 6 is 9
ok and obviously there's no point in furthering this discussion with you. odds are you've yet to ever have a relationship with a woman nor have ever been with one. aorry to bruise your net ego but come on champ, that remark along with all of your titty comments are just plain boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant. hence, i rest my case. lmao

i now anxiously await your internet slam to put this old man in his place with great eagerness....... :rolleyes:

Boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant? How dare you?

Childis and juvenile, yeah. Rude? Most definitely. Bad taste? Brother, it makes you wanna puke. But boring and ignorant?

C'mon man - Binnie probably had more pussy in his tender age than you'll ever have yer entire life. Just because the kid didn't have the chance yet to get a firm grip on those plasticey baloons everyone talks so much about, so what? Neither have I.

The only false boobs I've ever seen were in porn movies. So I can't really compare them to real boobs.

What I know is this: huge boobies are GRATE in short term relationships. Small boobies suck. If I wanted to kiss/grope a flat chest, I'd be gay.

Now, if you say you have all that package at home, there's only two things I can surmise:

1. She's dumb as an open door.

or

2. She fools around and you pay the bills.

'Cause I'd be surprised if you could show ANYONE a good time... since you take everything so seriously...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
But this recent friend only has enough money to get a "hack" surgeon. They'll give her the "D" cups she wants and they'll be hideously ugly. But I can't talk her out of it, she's got her mind set on doing this so...c'est la vie. I just hope he at least gets them even on her chest.

Tell her about me. Tell her how roguishly handsome I am. What smooth talker. Tell her you fell for me, just like any grrrl I've ever graced with a conversation - hey, you need to really go over the top, lie even, or the finale will have no effect.

Tell her that I larve women of all shapes and sizes, fake and real. Even the ugly grrrls need larve too. Then, tell her I'm a pervert! And describe, graphically if you can manage, just HOW pervert I am.

And THEN, tell her even I think that what she's about to do is a bad idea. Top it off with "if THIS horny son of bitch I'm talking about thinks that is a bad idea, then trust me... it really, really is..."

She'll thank you feverishly. She might even kiss you. And if she does, we want photos.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Vinnie Velvet]

I'm more of an ASS man, but a pair of nice sized boobs ain't too shabby either. :D

Really, I dated this girl who didn't have very big cans, in fact, there just wasn't much there -- they were okay to play with, etc.

But what she lacked in chest she made up with having the most grogeous ass I've ever seen.

Perfectly round, glistening globes of flesh! I hit that ass like there was no tomorrow. Ah, good times.




What were we talking about again? :D

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
What were we talking about again? :D

This thread is about blueberry jam sammiches, you asshole! :mad:

Take your perversions elsewhere.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
This thread is about blueberry jam sammiches, you asshole! :mad:

Take your perversions elsewhere.

Cheers! :bottle:

Oh, sorry dude.

I like blueberry, yes.

:D

[binnie]

Originally posted by Wawazat
Don't forget to send her my regards !!

Ha ha!!

You have know idea just how frightened I am of Mrs binnie...

She knows how to keep me in line....

[FORD]

When it comes to breasts, I've always believed that more than a handful or a mouthful is wasted. But then, I have big hands.

As far as the ass goes...... may I quote Spinal Tap?

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.....

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[DRRN]

nipples are the shit if theyer not respondant id rather be just fuckin the first titts i saw on a neighbor girl was just nipples then and ive been a small breast man every since

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Tell her about me. Tell her how roguishly handsome I am. What smooth talker. Tell her you fell for me, just like any grrrl I've ever graced with a conversation - hey, you need to really go over the top, lie even, or the finale will have no effect.

Tell her that I larve women of all shapes and sizes, fake and real. Even the ugly grrrls need larve too. Then, tell her I'm a pervert! And describe, graphically if you can manage, just HOW pervert I am.

And THEN, tell her even I think that what she's about to do is a bad idea. Top it off with "if THIS horny son of bitch I'm talking about thinks that is a bad idea, then trust me... it really, really is..."

She'll thank you feverishly. She might even kiss you. And if she does, we want photos.

Cheers! :bottle:

Tell her I said the same thing he said. And that I'm better looking. :lol:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Blackflag
Am I the only one that wishes Bueno Bob would stop putting pictures of his chubby girlfriend in his signature?

Don't like my fucking signatures? Want em gone?

COME FUCKING MAKE ME YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

FUCK YOU, CUNT.

Please come and try to stop me you little fucking crybaby bitch, I'd fucking WELCOME the opportunity.

[6 is 9]

Originally posted by binnie
Not going to slam you at all, and my comments weren't an attempt to provoke you.

I was joking, it was meant to be funny: silly me, thinking a thread dedicated to discussing tits and ass had to undertaken in a serious tone.

Sorry that I am obviously too juvenille to amuse you, can't win them all.

No hard feeling on my part, and I hope there's none on yours as you are obviously a fellow devotee of the almighty boobies!

Roth on.

dude, i apologize. i took things a little too seriously and you were making a joke. it's my fault and i see the humor in it now. it was kinda funny. :)

absolutely no hard feelings and i hope u dont have any towards me?

Roth On Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!

[6 is 9]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Boring, childish, juvenile and ignorant? How dare you?

Childis and juvenile, yeah. Rude? Most definitely. Bad taste? Brother, it makes you wanna puke. But boring and ignorant?

C'mon man - Binnie probably had more pussy in his tender age than you'll ever have yer entire life. Just because the kid didn't have the chance yet to get a firm grip on those plasticey baloons everyone talks so much about, so what? Neither have I.

The only false boobs I've ever seen were in porn movies. So I can't really compare them to real boobs.

What I know is this: huge boobies are GRATE in short term relationships. Small boobies suck. If I wanted to kiss/grope a flat chest, I'd be gay.

Now, if you say you have all that package at home, there's only two things I can surmise:

1. She's dumb as an open door.

or

2. She fools around and you pay the bills.

'Cause I'd be surprised if you could show ANYONE a good time... since you take everything so seriously...

Cheers! :bottle:

dude, as politely as i can put it,,,,shut the fuck up. mind your own business and no need for slams between either one of us. i misunderstood binnie's joke and thzat's between him and i. no need for comments from the peanut gallery. i don't want any bad blood with anyone on here and that includes yourself. i aplogized to binnie and i don't think there's any need for you and me to go at it. we're all here for the same reason and thats DAVID LEE ROTH. no offense and hopefully no further altercations? especially when we seem to be on the same page with similar user names. :cool:

peace out and ROTH ON!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
While we're on the subject...

Have you ever noticed that women who have naturally large breasticles, have no ass at all?

I'm not kidding! Gigantic boobs and sunken, flat, non-existant butts. Just 2 small, flabby cheeks hanging like overgrown earlobes.

Well, except for the bodacious black-girl frame. They got all the good stuff!

ROTFFLMMFAO!!!

You are sooooooooooooooo incorrect!!!

Can anyone say diamondsgirl or Ms. DG? That epic woman has BOTH, plus the beautiful face and stellar brains to boot. Plus, her body packs the entire package and PERFECTLY!!!

Grrrrr......

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Don't like my fucking signatures? Want em gone?

COME FUCKING MAKE ME YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

FUCK YOU, CUNT.

Please come and try to stop me you little fucking crybaby bitch, I'd fucking WELCOME the opportunity.

“People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys.
People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."

[binnie]

Originally posted by 6 is 9
dude, i apologize. i took things a little too seriously and you were making a joke. it's my fault and i see the humor in it now. it was kinda funny. :)

absolutely no hard feelings and i hope u dont have any towards me?

Roth On Indeed!!!!!!!!!!!

No problems dude, no offense taken!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Wawazat
“People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys.
People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."

Vitriol. It does a body good.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Wawazat
“People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys.
People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."

This is very wise.

Who stole Wawazat's password?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by MAX
ROTFFLMMFAO!!!

You are sooooooooooooooo incorrect!!!

Can anyone say diamondsgirl or Ms. DG? That epic woman has BOTH, plus the beautiful face and stellar brains to boot. Plus, her body packs the entire package and PERFECTLY!!!

Grrrrr......

It would be nice to see a pic of DG.

[smaz]

Bob, where do you find your sig pics? :lol:

And I've got an idea, why not get your friend to take a picture of the current setup, and we'll give our opinions and recommend action from there....?

:P

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by smaz
Bob, where do you find your sig pics? :lol:



Oh...

Here and there...



































usually myspace

[timmy pooterbut]

a 36c is perfect with a sharp asshole
but thats just me
i agree those chics with big boobs and no ass have crappy pussy
and generally have a loose arse too their worthless unless youre drunk and just doing her for the hell of it
they probly make child birth look easy though
but then agian the worst sex i ever had was the worst sex i ever had
and all women and features and styles are different and everybodys an expert

now lyric time

i dont want to be sitting in my livingroom in my recliner at 80
with mustard on my face
and a pacemaker
thinking beer was better than the best sex i ever had with you

darren roth2006
one more time
from the top ha ha elly

[bru87tr]

small or large they are all good.

fake boobs are not as good as real boobs. doesnt matter if they are small or not.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
It would be nice to see a pic of DG.

VV, trust me, it's beyond nice seeing a pic of DG. It's hebernly... *sigh*

[binnie]

Can boobs be TOO big?

[MAX]

Originally posted by binnie
Can boobs be TOO big?

I think so, don't you? I mean some of the ones in Bueno Bob's sig are not very dertactive, don't you think? But I DEFINITELY and avsolutely LUB big ones!!! Grrrr...

I dig fun pillows like nobody's biznezz but there are limitations.Personally, I've never been too hip on little, teeny ones though. It's like, what's the friggin' point, you know? I never was really into playing with marbles.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
Can boobs be TOO big?

Ehhhhhhhh.........maybe. Like, JJJ cups...too much, probably.

[binnie]

I definately think so: when they start to look like separate growths being parasitic on a small and fragile body, it's too much for me...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
I definately think so: when they start to look like separate growths being parasitic on a small and fragile body, it's too much for me...

Yeah. I do like em big, obviously, but when it looks...REALLY unnatural, then it's too much.

[binnie]

I'd ask the same question about asses, but we all know that they can be TOO big...

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Yeah. I do like em big, obviously, but when it looks...REALLY unnatural, then it's too much.

unnatural you say........send her on over to me.

[ace diamond]

i prefer big women!

skinny women don't do anything for me.

[Cult of Roth]

I remember in my Human Sexuality class, that since most animals do it "doggystyle" they are hard-wired to be attracted to a shapely ass.

The theory was that, as man learned to walk upright, women began developing larger breasts to compensate for the fact that the ass was no longer a prominent feature. They were meant to mimic the curves of the ass, so that they could continue to attract males.

So when you say you're a tit man, you're really still an ass man :D

[binnie]

Originally posted by Cult of Roth
I remember in my Human Sexuality class, that since most animals do it "doggystyle" they are hard-wired to be attracted to a shapely ass.

The theory was that, as man learned to walk upright, women began developing larger breasts to compensate for the fact that the ass was no longer a prominent feature. They were meant to mimic the curves of the ass, so that they could continue to attract males.

So when you say you're a tit man, you're really still an ass man :D

Now that's an interesting piece of logic.

[Antman]

I'm definitely an ass man. To quote the late great Rodney Dangerfield, "Everywhere I go people say, you're an ass, man."

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Antman
I'm definitely an ass man. To quote the late great Rodney Dangerfield, "Everywhere I go people say, you're an ass, man."

:lol:

GRATE stuff!

Cheers! :bottle:

[ace diamond]

one of my lady firends want to have a bumper sticker made for her car that says

"POWERED BY TITS AND ASS!!!!!!"

[chi-town324]

Originally posted by Cult of Roth
I remember in my Human Sexuality class, that since most animals do it "doggystyle" they are hard-wired to be attracted to a shapely ass.

The theory was that, as man learned to walk upright, women began developing larger breasts to compensate for the fact that the ass was no longer a prominent feature. They were meant to mimic the curves of the ass, so that they could continue to attract males.

So when you say you're a tit man, you're really still an ass man :D makes perfect sense:D

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by ace diamond
one of my lady firends want to have a bumper sticker made for her car that says

"POWERED BY TITS AND ASS!!!!!!"

Ha!

I larve her already.

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

Yes, I would like to bump-her.....

[WARF]

Where is the "pussy" option?

[hillbillyhell]

ASS

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
But this recent friend only has enough money to get a "hack" surgeon. They'll give her the "D" cups she wants and they'll be hideously ugly. But I can't talk her out of it, she's got her mind set on doing this so...c'est la vie. I just hope he at least gets them even on her chest.

For Lemmy's sake, STOP HER!! A small A to a D? A large B or C would be more than enough to get what she's after..provided she isn't interested in joining the circus. But NO HACK DOCS!!!

Would any of you guys go for a vasectomy for 25$ ? Hell no!!!

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by ace diamond
i prefer big women!

skinny women don't do anything for me.

Try being more polite...

And take them to dinner 3 times a week-insist on dessert.:D

[bastardog]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
While we're on the subject...

Have you ever noticed that women who have naturally large breasticles, have no ass at all?

I'm not kidding! Gigantic boobs and sunken, flat, non-existant butts. Just 2 small, flabby cheeks hanging like overgrown earlobes.

Well, except for the bodacious black-girl frame. They got all the good stuff!
And the latin girls...they got both in decent sizes.......not big but not small

I like the medium to smallest size breasts and asses....just the girl must be thin

[binnie]

Originally posted by bastardog
the girl must be thin

Amen to THAT!

Not skinny, but most definately slim.

[bastardog]

Thin, slim or skinny works for me :)
but not over weight

[franksters]

a picture is worth a thousand words...

[Redballjets88]

boobs are 100 times better, no one shits out of their tits

[franksters]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
boobs are 100 times better, no one shits out of their tits

I never really understood what was the fascination with boobs, I mean frankly you can only do so much, however with ''the middle part'' there is soooo much more to do...

For me there is nothing that beats seeing a beautiful crack between butt cheeks! or when they wear jogging suits or short shorts 2 size smaller...

tits are definitly boring compare to that.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
boobs are 100 times better, no one shits out of their tits

L.M.A.O.!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by franksters
... with ''the middle part'' there is soooo much more to do...

That's what gay men say! :o

[franksters]

hey blongirl, i'm sure you prefer when your husband is sucking on your tits for 30 minutes instead of eating your pussy or...you can think of it on your own, and I think it doesn't involve a lot of boob play...

ouf, hardcore tonight!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by franksters
hey blongirl, i'm sure you prefer when your husband is ..

Hey Franksters,
You know me... I like it ALL! :D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by franksters
... ouf, hardcore tonight!

You wish!!! :moon:

[Dan]

I Love T and A.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
I Love T and A.

I knew seenbad was full of shit, you do like wimmin'!!! lol

[blonddgirl777]

You know what they say... ass holes are like opinions... EVERYBODY has one...



The reason why the majority of men chose "Boobs" is because they are (eaven if very small), the ultimate feminity as far as body parts goes.

Every time the tabloids catchs a nipple "slip"... wohooo... it's such a big deal! :rolleyes:

A lot of men don't have easy access to boobs on a regular basis so when they can get a glimpse or do the "crooked eyes" in a woman's cleavage... they certainly do!
(Trust me, I know)...

If men want to see booty, they just have to turn around and look in the miror... butt when they want to see boob... they absolutely need a woman...

For everything they contribute to... and I mean EVERYTHING...
I vote; Boobs, Boobs, Boobs!!!


:boobs: :tits: :bananna: :bottle:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by MAX
... lol


Hey MAX!
Been a long time...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Dan
I Love T and A.

Haha...
You want it all!



It's true that it's kinda hard to separate one from the other...

[Dan]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Haha...
You want it all!



It's true that it's kinda hard to separate one from the other...


Top Half,Bottom Half.:)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by franksters
... jogging suits or short shorts 2 size smaller...

Camping Ste-Madeleine... there ya go! ;)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Dan
Top Half,Bottom Half.:)

The ones that prefer the btm half don't want to deal with the woman's head!
:lol:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by franksters
... jogging suits or short shorts 2 size smaller...

What about the famous TUBE TOP? :D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I was having a conversation with a friend of mine. She's dead set on getting breast implants.

We were a little tipsy and asking guys at the bar which they prefer, boobs or butts.....

Which is your favorite?

:D

As far as the implants go, I've heard mixed opinions from guys...

Some say they don't care weather it's real or not... as long as it looks good,
Some pretend to ALWAYS be able to tell whenever it's fake,
Some prefer small and perky,
Some prefer big and droopy,
etc...


Hell, a girl can be as ugly as Donald Trump... but if she sports a D.D., she will get lots of attention anyway...

Big boobs (real or not) are an ultimate weapon.
Every men I know (including you, Frtanksters) won't hesitate to cause an accident just to take a look at that!



Elly, your friend should just listen to her gut... go with her feelings...
If she is really dead set on the idea... My bet is she will do it!


Keep us posted!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
The ones that prefer the btm half don't want to deal with the woman's head!
:lol:

Women have their brains on their boobs??? :confused:

I KNEW it. Well, it certainly explains a lot.

Cheers! :bottle:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Women have their brains on their boobs??? :confused:

I KNEW it. Well, it certainly explains a lot.

Cheers! :bottle:

Hi Licker (long time no talk),
Let me explain;

The round shaped thing you see there, ON TOP OF the neck (above the boobs)...
That's called; "the head"! ;)


Men's are below the waist... inside the shorts! :lol:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Hi Licker (long time no talk),
Let me explain;

The round shaped thing you see there, ON TOP OF the neck (above the boobs)...
That's called; "the head"! ;)


Men's are below the waist... inside the shorts! :lol:

Ooooohhh...

Head... gotta remember that.

Well, you learn something new everyday, I guess. :rofl:

Long time no talk indeed. How's the toddler? Can he sing Yankee Rose yet? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[theicecreamman]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I was having a conversation with a friend of mine. She's dead set on getting breast implants.

We were a little tipsy and asking guys at the bar which they prefer, boobs or butts.....

Which is your favorite?

:D


I prefer a happy medium between the two. Tell her not to get implants they ruin them. She could try this http://www.zug.com/pranks/breast/

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Cult of Roth
I remember in my Human Sexuality class, that since most animals do it "doggystyle" they are hard-wired to be attracted to a shapely ass.

The theory was that, as man learned to walk upright, women began developing larger breasts to compensate for the fact that the ass was no longer a prominent feature. They were meant to mimic the curves of the ass, so that they could continue to attract males.

So when you say you're a tit man, you're really still an ass man :D

All I know is high quality versions of either register,"Stick dick here!" in my mind.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Hi Licker (long time no talk),
Let me explain;

The round shaped thing you see there, ON TOP OF the neck (above the boobs)...
That's called; "the head"! ;)


Men's are below the waist... inside the shorts! :lol:

I see. So that's why the thing on the end of the penis shaft is also called "the head". So true. How many many men have ruined themselves by letting Mr. Dick do all the thinking.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
... How's the toddler? Can he sing Yankee Rose yet? :D

Cheers! :bottle:


Not yet but hey, he's got the blond hair, the blue eyes and ... THE PIPES...
On top of that, he can do the split!

A friend of mine gave him a pair of leopard print little leggings and he's slowly collectioning the cool outfits...

So I say there is hope? :D





















Makes me think... every man is born as a "boob man"... only as they grow up, they start looking at the other features!
L.O.L. ;)

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Not yet but hey, he's got the blond hair, the blue eyes and ... THE PIPES...
On top of that, he can do the split!

A friend of mine gave him a pair of leopard print little leggings and he's slowly collectioning the cool outfits...

So I say there is hope? :D





















Makes me think... every man is born as a "boob man"... only as they grow up, they start looking at the other features!
L.O.L. ;)

Sounds like a little David Lee Roth. Yeah, I remember when our first born started sucking on my wife's tits. I got a little jelouse saying,"Hey man, those are mine!" Then I was reminded that horny old me was responsible for the little bambino in the first place.

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
The ones that prefer the btm half don't want to deal with the woman's head!
:lol:

Blondgirrl, you rule!

Reading your posts in this thread makes me realize how much your comments are missed around here

I hope that all is well sweetie.