Cult of Roth
05-09-2007, 10:06 PM
and are apparently into some kinky shit, here is me playing with my doll. Hopefully this will keep you happy till I can come up with some new ones :D
Praise be to hitch1969 for never deleting ANYTHING. Who needs God, when in hitch we trust?
C.o.R's Voodoo Lounge (http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/forums.cgi?forum=6&topic=127)
(where the fucking censorship came from, I have no idea)
-- Posted by Cult Of Roth on 12:51 am on Oct. 30, 2001
*** means it's one of my personal favorites. Here you go, enjoy!!!!!!
1. Takes two high voltage wires and electrocutes his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
2. puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into an iron maiden (the torture device, not the band)
3. Takes out his glock and busts a cap in his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
***4. Takes a bat to his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and beats it like a red-headed stepchild
5. Tosses his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a blender with some celery, some wheatgrass, and a lot of other shit I can't stand
6. Takes a rocket, some duct tape, and his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and has himself his own personal fireworks show
7. Finds a vagrant in an alley behind a bar, and pays him $5 to rape his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
8. Sprinkles his Gay Cherone voodoo doll with birdseed and throws it into a tree
9. puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll through a meat grinder
10. Practices his archery skills on his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
11. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into the Pleasure Dome for hours of torture and pointless drivel
***12. watches gleefully as his Gay Cherone voodoo doll is trampled by a pack of marauding EUAS commandos
13. Throws his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into an oven
***14. Ties his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to his mouse and beats an Extreme fanclub site to death with it
15. Watches as his Gary Cherone voodoo doll is destroyed by Bruce Lee in a Brisk comercial
16. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll alone in a room with billy007 for 5 minutes
17. Decides it's fun to share his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with other EUAS members
18. Slashes his Gay Cherone voodoo doll with razor blades
***19. Throws his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into the deep fryer, and serves crispy Gay Cherone snacks to a VHIII fan club
20. Zaps his Gay Cherone voodoo doll with a tazer
21. Rolls a steamroller over his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
22. feeds his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to a shark at seaworld
23. Picks up a stiletto and gouges a hole in his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
24. Pokes a flaming needle through his mangled Gary Cherone voodoo doll
25. Drops his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a vat of acid
26. watches as a pride of lions escapes from the zoo and mangles his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
27. Thinks approximately 28 seconds, and decides to stuff Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head up its *** . A surprisingly easy fit
28. Tosses his Gay Cherone voodoo doll head-first into a mulcher
***29. Ties his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to the bumper of the Hot 4 Teacher Hot Rod and drags his *** for miles and miles
30. Experiments with a power drill, his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and a table saw
31. Ties lead weights to his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and throws it down a flight of stairs
***32. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll through a television screen, where it immediately has it's *** kicked by teletubbies
33. Smacks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll around like a little *****
34. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and stomps a mudhole in its *** to the delight of the Army
***35. Sends his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to Hell. Satan sends it back with a note: "NO LITTERING"
36. Turns his Gary Cherone voodoo doll inside out, just for fun
37. Takes out his 9mm and ventilates his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
38. Defecates on his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
***39. Packs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a box and ships it UPS to Heaven. Sammy can have him.
-- This only makes sense when you read the thread it was in. Someone said "Eddie is God, and Sammy was his Jesus", to which I replied "If Sammy is Jesus no wonder we're all going to Hell!"
40. Tosses his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a washing machine and sets it on "permenent spin"
41. Ties his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to four horses, and send them off in different directions
42. Takes a chainsaw and gives his Gay Cherone voodoo doll a haircut from the neck up
43. Uses a jackhammer to drive his Gay Cherone voodoo doll thru the pavement
***44. Takes one of Eddie's guitar strings and strangles his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
45. Takes out an uzi and ventialtes his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
46. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a match with Mike Tyson
47. Sends his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to a dominatrix for "reeducation"
48. Stuffs his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a vcr
49. Force feeds his Gay Cherone voodoo doll cockroaches
50. Ties his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to the train tracks
51. Throws his Gay Cherone voodoo doll out a airplane window, watching gleefully as it gets sucked into the engines
52. Takes a weedwacker to his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
***53. Crucifies his Gay Cherone voodoo doll during a game of lawn darts
***54. Sends his Gay Cherone voodoo doll Fedex to Tokyo, where it is promptly crushed by Godzilla
55. Watches as his Gay Cherone voodoo doll is eaten by cockroaches
***56. Watches with horror as his Gay Cherone voodoo doll rises up from the grave, only to be ripped in half by two field mice in heat
57. Watches a ravenous pack of wolves tear his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to shreds
58. Roasts Gary Cherone voodoo dolls chesnuts over an open fire
59. Gives his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to a pack of roving zombies
60. Has Superman crush his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to the size of a pee
61. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll out on the porch on Oct. 31st to scare away trick or treaters
62. Runs his Gay Cherone voodoo doll over with a backhoe
***63. Watches in surprise as his Gary Cherone voodoo doll spontaneously combusts
***64. Rolls his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a ball and gives it to Tom Green as a Christmas present
65. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to Dennis Miller, whose vocabulary causes it to shrivel up into dust
66. Straps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a rocket car with no brakes out on the utah flats
67. Twists his Gay Cherone voodoo doll until the stuffing pops out of its limbs
68. Drops his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a nuclear reactor
69. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll over a cliff with jagged rocks at the bottom
70. Paints his Gary Cherone voodoo doll red and takes it to a bull fight
71. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up on his "failed experiments" shelf with Crystal Pepsi and a tape of the 96 VMAs
72. Drowns his Gay Cherone voodoo doll in the bathtub
73. Tosses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into the Blue Oyster Bar from Police Academy
74. Cuts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in half with a lightsabre
75. Ties a piece of raw meat to his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and throws it into a pit bull kennel
76. Pours BBQ sauce over his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and feeds it to Nuno
77. Rolls his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up in some dough and feeds it to Sammy
78. Makes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll watch endless reruns of Sonny & Cher
79. His Gary Cherone voodoo doll in hiding under the bed from him...too bad it doesn't see the giant rat behind it
80. Books his Gary Cherone voodoo doll a passage on the Titanic
***81. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll on a jet plane with Bob Denver, Buddy Holly, and Payne Stewart
82. Runs his Gay Cherone voodoo doll over with a mack truck
83. Takes a hammer, some nails, his Gay Cherone voodoo doll, a 2x4, some dried beef jerky strips, and...
84. Stuffs his Gay Cherone voodoo doll with catnip and lets his cats go to town
85. Hides his Gay cherone voodoo doll in a pack of chewing tobacco, where a ball player later chomps it to death
86. Stabs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the kitchen table with a fork
87. Let's his Gary Cherone voodoo doll off the hook for one post
88. Burns his Gay Cherone voodoo doll at the stake
89. Introduces his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the trash compactor
90. Crushes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a vice
***91. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll under a mistletoe at a leper colony
92. Leaves his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a room of "Dave or the Grave" fanatics
93. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll off a bell tower into the path of an oncoming marching band
94. Feeds his Gary Cherone voodoo doll until it explodes
***95. Comes home to find his Gary Cherone voodoo doll had an unfortunate accident involving a trampoline and a ceiling fan
96. Empties a box of scorpions onto his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
97. Sends his Gary Cherone voodoo doll off in search of his missing post
98. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a torture rack
99. Disembowels his Gary Cherone voodoo doll ala "Braveheart"
***100. Impales his Gary Cherone on the lightning rod on top of his house on a stormy night
101. Finds his Gary Cherone voodoo doll hung by the neck from his shower rod, suicide note attached
102. Flushes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll down the toilet
103. Has a WWF wrestler sit on his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
***104. Straps his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to his harley's exhaust and smiles as the bastard bursts into flames out on the highway
105. Force-feeds his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to a VHIII fan
106. Flings his Gay Sherone voodoo doll into whirling helicopter blades
107. Tosses his Gay Cherone voodoo doll out the window during rush hour traffic
108. Ties his Gay Cherone voodoo dol into a pretzel
109. Throws his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a bee hive
***110. Chops his Gary Cherone voodoo dolls feet off and makes it run the Boston marathon
***111. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and, in a rare role reversal, stuffs it up a gerbil's ***
112. Sticks his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to the countertop with a wine bottle opener
113. Gives his Gay Cherone voodoo doll a set of "cement sneakers" and introduces him to the fishes in the Hudson River
114. Takes a pair of scissors to his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
115. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll through a tomato slicer
116. Nails his Gary Cherone voodoo doll through its eyes to the wall with black and gold crayola crayons
117. Let's a dung beetle lay its eggs inside his gary Cherone voodoo doll
118. Tacks his Gay Cherone voodoo doll up to the wall and has target practice with some throwing knives
***119. Takes two diamonds and digs them into the eyes of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
120. Buries his Gary Cherone voodoo doll under a ton of Dave Memoribilia
121. Smashes the end off a beer bottle and attacks his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
122. Throttles his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
123. Stuffs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into an envelope and mails it to the extreme fan club
***124. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to some forest creatures for some good old muskrat love
125. Beats his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to death with a little guitar
126. Runs a sword through his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
127. Squeezes his Gay Cherone voodoo doll until the head pops off like a champagne cork
***128. Watches with shock as his Gary Sherone and Sammy Haggar voodoo dolls stand up of their own accord and eat each other (My personal favorite)
129. Throws his Gary Sherone and Sammy Haggar voodoo dolls into a cockfight
130. Loads his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a bazooka and shoots him into a plate glass window
131. Backs his truck up over his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
132. jabs a needle in his Gary Cherone voodoo doll(this was actually the first voodoo post)
133. Smashes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a sledge hammer
134. Sits his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in the path of a falling meteor
135. Runs over his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a riding mower
***136. Pulls out the liner notes from VH3 and uses it to give his Gay Cherone voodoo doll a million paper cuts
137. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo off the island into shark infested waters
138. Runs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll down with his Dodge Ram
139. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, a lighter, a needle, 52 earrings and pierces it in many an uncomfortable place
140. Stuffs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a can of spam
141. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll through a cheese grater
142. Leaves his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to fend for itself in a burning building
143. Stuffs his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a bottle of coke
144. Cuts his Gay Sherone voodoo doll in half with an axe
145. Locks his Gay Cherone voodoo doll in the car on a hot day
146. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll in the barbie mansion. The next day, a barbie stiletto heel is protuding from his forehead
147. Has an extremely obese woman sit on his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
***148. Cuts his gary Cherone voodoo doll into 5 pieces and gives them to his 5 fans
149. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a hurt locker
150. Let's the spiders under his bed run off with his gary Cherone voodoo doll
151. Packs his mangled Gary Cherone voodoo doll in some fudge, giftwraps it, and sends it the Extreme reunion website
***152. Wraps "Bring back Dave!" threads around Gary Cherone voodoo doll's neck and cuts off circulation to it's brain
153. Sacrifices his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the volcano gods
154. His Gary Cherone voodoo doll runs to SVH for protection, only to see a very sharp meat cleaver in his hands
155. Tears his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in half trying to get it to do a DLR split
***156. Flings a copy of VHIII violently across the room, slicing off Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head in the process
157. Uses chinese water torture on his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
***158. Drives to oklahoma and throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into the path of a raging tornado. Then goes to houseofpains place for a beer
***159. Dresses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up in a fairy costume and sends him out trick-or-treating with the Hell's Angels
160. Turn on the grill and turns it into a grilled Gary Cherone voodoo doll
161. Freezes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and then breaks off all the limbs
***162. Rolls his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up in duct tape to prevent him from grabbing his crotch
163. Trades his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in for a stack of Playboys
164. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll off the bandwagon, over the side of the bridge, and into the rapids far below
165. Sits back, has a beer, and watches his Gary Cherone voodoo doll get probed by aliens
166. "Streamlines" his Gary Cherone voodoo doll by cutting off various body parts
167. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll a 5 min head start, then heads off after him with a crossbow
168. Cuts off the air to his Gary Cherone voodoo doll until he turns blue
169. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the Wicker Man to do as he pleases
170. Sends his Gary Cherone back to the moment of the Big Bang, where it is destroyed by the explosion
***171. Tapes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll's eyes open so he doesn't miss the biggest reunion of all time
172. Beats his Gary Cherone voodoo doll repeatedly in the head with a heavy padlock
173. Covers his Gay Cherone voodoo doll with honey, and buries it up to the neck in a fire ant nest.
174. Kicks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll across the room for not being more like Mugambi Baby
175. Finds a board with a rusty nail in it and takes out his frustrations on his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
176. Pours lighter fluid on his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and roasts marshmallows
177. Takes a rail gun and lets it go to--I mean through- his Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head
178. Takes a tire iron and beats the stiching off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
179. Carves "mistake" into the forehead of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
180. Lets his Gary Cherone voodoo doll wander into a mine field
181. Opens a "Gary is the Antichrist" thread, stuffs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in it, seals it up and throws away the key
182. Feels a little better about DLR Survivor after seeing a monkey sexually assault his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
183. Scrapes the rust off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a chisel...whadayamean it ain't rust? Dried blood? Oh. Oh, well!
184. Bangs the head of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll off a synthesizer. Best music he ever played
185. Dresses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up like a BSB, and watches as a mob of little girls tear him apart
***186. Slaps a "Roth for Prez" sticker on his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
187. Squashes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a basketball
188. Walks up to the chalkboard and uses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head as an eraser
189. Straps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the biggest speaker on the stage, and watches it get shred to slivers when Eddie nails "Eruption"
190. Sits his Gary Cherone voodoo doll by the rearview mirror, so he can see RQJ gaining
191. Shoves a grappling hook in Gary Cherone voodoo dolls skull, and uses it to scale the wall at 5150
192. Submits his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the "10 biggest mistakes in the history of mankind" poll
***193. Makes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll march around the Army with a "C.o.R. for Mod" sign around it's neck
194. Staples Gary Cherone voodoo doll's mouth shut to keep it from talking so damn much
195. is too tired to abuse his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
196. Rips open his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and switches its head with its heart, and vice versa
197. Rips the arms off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and stuffs them in his ears to drown out Pat Boone's "Panama"
198. Traps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll inside the office water cooler
199. Walks into his house to find Bizarro Cherone voodoo doll has murdered his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
200. Straps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the Wheel of Death, to prepare him for his "anniversary"
201. Shoves his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a burning car and pushes it over the edge of the Grand Canyon
202. Straps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to a dentist's chair, pulls out some wicked instruments, and says "Eat Em and Say Ahhh!"
***203. Sells the rights to his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to Van Halen for the guarantee of a seven record deal with Roth
***204. Thinks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll looks like the *** -end of a diseased goblin
205. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll ten lashes as punishment for having no life
***206. Stands on Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head and yanks off his legs in an attempt to make him taller
207. Thinks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll is well-liked by fellow posters, but will never be accepted as frontman for Van halen
208. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, stuffs him into the cannon on the cover of VH3, and shoots him into the stomach of that fat guy
209. Sacrifices his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the Reunion Gods
210. Shaves all the hair and the first 3 layers of scalp off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
211. Rips fingers, toes, and other limbs off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll for every time Sammy used "Jive" in a song
212. Tries to clone his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, and only succeeds in getting Nuno's head to grow out of his ***
213. Jettison's his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into space, where it is promptly disintegrated by phaser fire
214. Makes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll do jumping jacks in a room full of broken glass
215. Christens the Strung Out Forum by "decorating" the rooms with pieces of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
216. Works on Gary Cherone voodoo doll's vocal cords with a nail file
217. Cuts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into four pieces, so all the forums get some
218. Watches as Gary Cherone voodoo doll takes a hatchet and chops up the Pat Boone voodoo doll before it's completion
***219. Takes a scalpel and dissects Gary Cherone voodoo doll, pulling out his little voodoo organs
220. Suffocates his Gary Cherone voodoo doll under all the rumors
221. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a No Holds Barred match against Dan "The Beast" Sevren
222. Forces his Gery Cherone voodoo doll to eat liver & onions until he pops
***223. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a pen with an over-affectionate rooster
224. Takes the brain out his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, tears it apart, tries to figure out it's IQ, gives up, and stuffs the whole mess back in its head
225. Wraps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in tinfoil, pops him in the microwave, and sets on "high"
226. "Covers" Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a pillow and smothers the life out of it
227. Pours mustard on his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and feeds it to Drew Carey
228. Drowns his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a can of Schlitz
229. Runs for President, with Gary Cherone voodoo doll as the family pet (you thought I was gonna say VP, shame on you)
230. Rips Gary Cherone voodoo dolls tongue out through his *** to keep him from singing again
231. Exposes Gary Cherone voodoo doll to radiation, causing it to mutate into...Mitch Malloy
232. Locks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a N.A.M.B.L.A. convention room
233. Launches ballistic missles at his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
234. Makes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll take a deep breath, and then tapes his mouth and nose shut
235. Stuffs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up a llama's asshole
236. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a straight jacket and bounces him off the walls of a rubber room
237. Fills his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with helium and watches him float away
238. Walks into the bathroom, only to rush back out, slamming the door, and leaving Gary Cherone voodoo doll to his bizarre "private time"
239. Gets out his old Play-Doh machine and squeezes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into spaghetti strands
240. Gets the mob together and lynches his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
241. Send his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to hell in a handbasket
242. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into some leather pants and sends him to a skinhead convention
243. Superglues the limbs of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into rare and complex geometric shapes
244. "Posts" his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the forum with thumbtacks
245. Ate a lot of corn and fiber, and recently had a bowel movement that looks suspiciously like his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
246. "Shares" his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with an ornery vulture
***247. Buys a watch for his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, so it knows when to be around for its daily humiliation
248. Dresses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a clown suit, sends him to a birthday party, where he is mangled by hyperactive 8-yr olds
249. Carves up his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, and serves it up as pate as the reunion party
250. Has an irrational outburst of anger and beats the stuffing out of his gary Cherone voodoo doll
251. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll on a plane to europe, only to drop him out the hatch at 20,000 feet
***252. Uses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to give an elephant an enema
253. Takes an exacto-knife and turns his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into abstract art
254. Throws his gary Cherone voodoo doll into a mosh pit
255. Leaves his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in the jungle to be hit by mortar fire
256. Takes a trip to the Amazon and watchs a 19.84ft python eat his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, and then get severe indegestion
257. Chops off the legs of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and makes him go begging for loose change
***258. Locks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a room and makes him take sexual prefence tests for 24 hours without rest
259. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll a good scrubbing with some steel wool
260. Disintegrates the abdomen of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a 12-gauge
261. Attaches a third leg, third arm, and third eye to his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
262. Stuffs Gary Cherone voodoo doll's hand into its mouth, and superglues it in place
263. Puts Gary Cherone voodoo doll into solitary for 18 months
264. Rips Gary Cherone voodoo doll a new asshole, the 5th one he's gotten since 98
***265. Books Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a match with Gary Coleman
266. Wraps Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a used Mugambi Baby diaper and throws him in the trash
267. Estimates that, after VH3, Gary Cherone has enough bad karma to last the rest of his life
268. Uses electric shock therapy on Gary Cherone voodoo doll to help him adjust to AVH; life After Van Halen
269. 3...2...1...liftoff! We have the successful launch of Gary Cherone voodoo doll via a bottle rocket shoved up its ***
270. Sterilizes Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch
271. Feeds his Gary Cherone voodoo doll enough MSG to cause 87 different kinds of cancer
272. Checks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a VA (Voodoo Anonymous) meeting
273. Makes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll drink till he gets alcohol poisoning
274. Cuts up his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, putting parts back together in the wrong places, while dance music beats in the background (sound like a song you've heard recently?)
275. Straps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to a bomb and drops in on the slawterhouse
276. Jams an unopened box of animal crackers down Gary Cherone voodoo doll's throat
277. Take a shotgun off the gunrack on his truck, and practices skeet shooting with his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
278. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into an angry mob. They don't even notice as they continue torturing TK
279. Let's all the "true" Van Halen fans keep his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
280. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll equi-distant between two piles of food. Will he pick one or starve?
***281. Sends his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to Paris Island to run the Crucible, all rounds are live, and we didn't ask, but we already know!
282. Runs a flagpole up his Gary Cherone voodoo doll (no I did not write that backwards)
283. Crushes Gary Cherone voodoo doll to powder, mixes it with some Romulan ale, and shares a drink with Spock
284. Cuts the right pinky off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll for being a major putz
285. Opens Gary Cherone voodoo doll's fridge to find it full of Zima. Why am I not surprised?
286. Gives Gary Cherone voodoo doll a 30 second head start and sets a pack a rabid badgers after him
287. Mixes pieces of Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a potion and gives it to Al. The "Mad Toilet Bomber" appears in headlines across the country
288. Drowns his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in the urine and feces contaminated Watering Hole
289. Sends Gary Cherone voodoo doll over Niagra Falls in a barrel...full of dynamite
290. Dips Gary Cherone voodoo doll in water and shoves his head in a light socket
291. Blindfolds his Gary Cherone voodoo doll so he doesn't see the secret entrance to the Diamond Mafia Whorehouse
***292. Takes Guido and Nunzio over to Gary Cherone voodoo doll's (maxy) pad to bash his tiny bastard head in with lead pipes and brass knuckles
293. Gives the aliens some dried beef jerky strips to help with their probing of the Gary Cherone voodoo doll
294. Straps Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the end of a sledgehammer and takes out Slawterhouse with it
295. Provides his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to MusicalVomit.com as it's new mascot
***296. Dresses Gary Cherone voodoo doll up in Dave's sheep leggings, and ships him off to West Virginia to be raped by lonely sheep farmers
297. Starts eliminating the limbs of the Gary Cherone voodoo doll based on the tribal vote
298. Drops his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a tub and goes harpoon fishing
299. The Diamond Mafia takes out Gary Cherone voodoo doll execution-style, leaving his body in a shallow, unmarked grave outside of town
300. Tapes a jar full of rats to Gary Cherone voodoo doll’s face, and lights a torch under the jar, forcing the rats to eat through his face to escape
301. Takes a nail gun and crucifies his Gary Cherone voodoo doll over the Romper Room entrance
302. Has a case of explosive diahheara, and before flushing it down, gives Gary Cherone voodoo doll a swirly
303. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in an ugly contest with Janet Reno and the Elephant man
304. feeds his Gary Cherone voodoo doll a whole box of X-lax and locks him in a john with a broken shitter
305. Tries to force Gary Cherone voodoo doll back into the hellish womb from whence it came
306. After examining Gary Cherone voodoo doll DNA, it is discovered he was concieved through anal sex between a jackass, a giraffe, and a boloney condom
307. Let's sexy_italian use Gary Cherone voodoo doll as a chastity belt. no one's gonna touch that shit now!
308. Peels the skin off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a ginsu knife, sends the bloody remains care packaged to hitch1969 as a gift
309. Shoves a spit up Gary Cherone voodoo doll's ass, spins him slowly over a bonfire, and roasts the little fuck
310. Takes Gary Cherone voodoo doll out of his airtight lockbox, grabs one leg in each hand, and makes a wish
311. Hopes Gary Cherone voodoo doll chokes on a Karma sandwich
312. Performs the himelick(sp?)on Gary Cherone voodoo doll by dropping a bowling ball from a chandelier
313. Puts Gary Cherone voodoo doll in the red robe and sends him off to meet the Big Bad Wolf
314. rips out Gary Cherone voodoo doll's eyes, stuffs his legs into the sockets, and then puts an eyeball in each of its hands
315. Lets Gary Cherone voodoo doll loose in a maze with rats genetically mutated to think he's cheese
316. Stiches up Gary Cherone voodoo doll until he resembles a football, then kicks a fieldgoal
317. Locks Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a rocket and shoots him at the sun
318. Pours chocolate syrup over his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and feeds him to a fat guy with a sweet tooth
319. Takes a syringe filled with a new virus and injects into Gary Cherone voodoo doll, it's not long before scrotums start growing out of his ears and nipples
320. Let's Phil_5150 and EVHInvasion fulfill all their sordid fantasies with the Gary Cherone voodoo doll
321. Stomps the teeth out of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head for bitching so much
322. Chops Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head off with a guillotine
323. Forces Gary Cherone voodoo doll to eat a box of rectal thermometers
324. Has an accident involving an industrial carpet cleaner, a discarded nail file, and Gary Cherone voodoo doll
325. Stuffs Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a loaf of bread and tosses it into a crowd of starving ethiopians
326. Censors his Gary Cherone voodoo doll by "editing" all offensive and inappropriate body parts
327. Show Gary Cherone voodoo doll a little attention with a scalpel and some battery acid
328. Sends his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into the Romper Room unarmed, with a dozen soldiers waiting inside
329. Starts training for the Mod Battle by using Gary Cherone voodoo doll as a punching bag
330. Switches Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head with his ass to try and keep him from looking so disgusting. He still looks the friggin' same!
331. Uses some rope to "add" Gary Cherone voodoo doll to two tracks, with a freight train on the way
332. Feeds his new, piece of shit, MSN internet access to his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
333. Tosses Gary Cherone voodoo doll onto a "bouncing betty" landmine
334. Pulls all his old-school GI Joes out of the basement and wages war on his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
335. Sends Gary Cherone voodoo doll on a nature hike through Texas chainsaw massacre country
336. Cuts up some poisonous nightshade mushrooms to feed Gary Cherone voodoo doll
337. Pulls out a tommy gun and fills Gary Cherone voodoo doll full of lead, see?
338. Let's the Romper Room crowd take their aggression out on Gary Cherone voodoo doll
339. Chops off Gary Cherone voodoo doll's fingers, tosses them into a blender, makes a milkshake, and makes him drink it
340. Uses Gary Cherone voodoo doll to give an enema to an elephant
341. Sends Gary Cherone voodoo doll to hick country to show them what REAL inbreeding can cause
342. Dresses up Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a Vanilla Ice outfit. Now it just looks like the Tooth Fairy on crack
343. Dresses Gary Cherone voodoo doll up like the boogy man and hides him in Assman's closet
344. Uses Gary Cherone voodoo doll as a speedbump for a mack truck rally
345. Stuffs a bag of mexican jumping beans up Gary Cherone voodoo doll's ass, and watches him dance an irish jig
346. Opens up a magic 8-ball and stuffs Gary Cherone voodoo doll inside
347. Puts Gary Cherone voodoo doll through a paper shredder
348. Pulls Gary Cherone voodoo doll's lower lip over his head, and staples it to his ass cheeks
349. Watches nuclear missles, hidden beneath 5150 studios, being launched at Gary Cherone voodoo doll
350. Gets a table saw, a blowtorch, a handful of razorblades, and gets Gary Cherone voodoo doll ready for another round at the Voodoo Lounge
351. Tries to force Gary Cherone voodoo doll back into the hellish womb from whence it came
352. Jams bamboo shoots under Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll's fingernails and eyelids
353. Gets Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll an appearance in a Japanese cartoon, where he his brutaly sodomized by alien tentacles from outer space
354. Straps dynamite to a kamikazi midget and sends him after Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll
355. Rubs Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll violently against a cheese grater.
356. Sends a bunch of drunk 8 year olds in golf carts after Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll
357. Sends Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll to Hasbro to be poked, prodded, sliced, diced, sodomized and attacked by horny gerbils (that's how they do all their toy research, right?)
Praise be to hitch1969 for never deleting ANYTHING. Who needs God, when in hitch we trust?
C.o.R's Voodoo Lounge (http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/forums.cgi?forum=6&topic=127)
(where the fucking censorship came from, I have no idea)
-- Posted by Cult Of Roth on 12:51 am on Oct. 30, 2001
*** means it's one of my personal favorites. Here you go, enjoy!!!!!!
1. Takes two high voltage wires and electrocutes his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
2. puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into an iron maiden (the torture device, not the band)
3. Takes out his glock and busts a cap in his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
***4. Takes a bat to his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and beats it like a red-headed stepchild
5. Tosses his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a blender with some celery, some wheatgrass, and a lot of other shit I can't stand
6. Takes a rocket, some duct tape, and his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and has himself his own personal fireworks show
7. Finds a vagrant in an alley behind a bar, and pays him $5 to rape his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
8. Sprinkles his Gay Cherone voodoo doll with birdseed and throws it into a tree
9. puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll through a meat grinder
10. Practices his archery skills on his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
11. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into the Pleasure Dome for hours of torture and pointless drivel
***12. watches gleefully as his Gay Cherone voodoo doll is trampled by a pack of marauding EUAS commandos
13. Throws his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into an oven
***14. Ties his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to his mouse and beats an Extreme fanclub site to death with it
15. Watches as his Gary Cherone voodoo doll is destroyed by Bruce Lee in a Brisk comercial
16. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll alone in a room with billy007 for 5 minutes
17. Decides it's fun to share his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with other EUAS members
18. Slashes his Gay Cherone voodoo doll with razor blades
***19. Throws his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into the deep fryer, and serves crispy Gay Cherone snacks to a VHIII fan club
20. Zaps his Gay Cherone voodoo doll with a tazer
21. Rolls a steamroller over his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
22. feeds his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to a shark at seaworld
23. Picks up a stiletto and gouges a hole in his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
24. Pokes a flaming needle through his mangled Gary Cherone voodoo doll
25. Drops his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a vat of acid
26. watches as a pride of lions escapes from the zoo and mangles his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
27. Thinks approximately 28 seconds, and decides to stuff Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head up its *** . A surprisingly easy fit
28. Tosses his Gay Cherone voodoo doll head-first into a mulcher
***29. Ties his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to the bumper of the Hot 4 Teacher Hot Rod and drags his *** for miles and miles
30. Experiments with a power drill, his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and a table saw
31. Ties lead weights to his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and throws it down a flight of stairs
***32. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll through a television screen, where it immediately has it's *** kicked by teletubbies
33. Smacks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll around like a little *****
34. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and stomps a mudhole in its *** to the delight of the Army
***35. Sends his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to Hell. Satan sends it back with a note: "NO LITTERING"
36. Turns his Gary Cherone voodoo doll inside out, just for fun
37. Takes out his 9mm and ventilates his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
38. Defecates on his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
***39. Packs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a box and ships it UPS to Heaven. Sammy can have him.
-- This only makes sense when you read the thread it was in. Someone said "Eddie is God, and Sammy was his Jesus", to which I replied "If Sammy is Jesus no wonder we're all going to Hell!"
40. Tosses his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a washing machine and sets it on "permenent spin"
41. Ties his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to four horses, and send them off in different directions
42. Takes a chainsaw and gives his Gay Cherone voodoo doll a haircut from the neck up
43. Uses a jackhammer to drive his Gay Cherone voodoo doll thru the pavement
***44. Takes one of Eddie's guitar strings and strangles his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
45. Takes out an uzi and ventialtes his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
46. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a match with Mike Tyson
47. Sends his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to a dominatrix for "reeducation"
48. Stuffs his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a vcr
49. Force feeds his Gay Cherone voodoo doll cockroaches
50. Ties his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to the train tracks
51. Throws his Gay Cherone voodoo doll out a airplane window, watching gleefully as it gets sucked into the engines
52. Takes a weedwacker to his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
***53. Crucifies his Gay Cherone voodoo doll during a game of lawn darts
***54. Sends his Gay Cherone voodoo doll Fedex to Tokyo, where it is promptly crushed by Godzilla
55. Watches as his Gay Cherone voodoo doll is eaten by cockroaches
***56. Watches with horror as his Gay Cherone voodoo doll rises up from the grave, only to be ripped in half by two field mice in heat
57. Watches a ravenous pack of wolves tear his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to shreds
58. Roasts Gary Cherone voodoo dolls chesnuts over an open fire
59. Gives his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to a pack of roving zombies
60. Has Superman crush his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to the size of a pee
61. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll out on the porch on Oct. 31st to scare away trick or treaters
62. Runs his Gay Cherone voodoo doll over with a backhoe
***63. Watches in surprise as his Gary Cherone voodoo doll spontaneously combusts
***64. Rolls his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a ball and gives it to Tom Green as a Christmas present
65. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to Dennis Miller, whose vocabulary causes it to shrivel up into dust
66. Straps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a rocket car with no brakes out on the utah flats
67. Twists his Gay Cherone voodoo doll until the stuffing pops out of its limbs
68. Drops his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a nuclear reactor
69. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll over a cliff with jagged rocks at the bottom
70. Paints his Gary Cherone voodoo doll red and takes it to a bull fight
71. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up on his "failed experiments" shelf with Crystal Pepsi and a tape of the 96 VMAs
72. Drowns his Gay Cherone voodoo doll in the bathtub
73. Tosses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into the Blue Oyster Bar from Police Academy
74. Cuts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in half with a lightsabre
75. Ties a piece of raw meat to his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and throws it into a pit bull kennel
76. Pours BBQ sauce over his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and feeds it to Nuno
77. Rolls his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up in some dough and feeds it to Sammy
78. Makes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll watch endless reruns of Sonny & Cher
79. His Gary Cherone voodoo doll in hiding under the bed from him...too bad it doesn't see the giant rat behind it
80. Books his Gary Cherone voodoo doll a passage on the Titanic
***81. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll on a jet plane with Bob Denver, Buddy Holly, and Payne Stewart
82. Runs his Gay Cherone voodoo doll over with a mack truck
83. Takes a hammer, some nails, his Gay Cherone voodoo doll, a 2x4, some dried beef jerky strips, and...
84. Stuffs his Gay Cherone voodoo doll with catnip and lets his cats go to town
85. Hides his Gay cherone voodoo doll in a pack of chewing tobacco, where a ball player later chomps it to death
86. Stabs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the kitchen table with a fork
87. Let's his Gary Cherone voodoo doll off the hook for one post
88. Burns his Gay Cherone voodoo doll at the stake
89. Introduces his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the trash compactor
90. Crushes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a vice
***91. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll under a mistletoe at a leper colony
92. Leaves his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a room of "Dave or the Grave" fanatics
93. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll off a bell tower into the path of an oncoming marching band
94. Feeds his Gary Cherone voodoo doll until it explodes
***95. Comes home to find his Gary Cherone voodoo doll had an unfortunate accident involving a trampoline and a ceiling fan
96. Empties a box of scorpions onto his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
97. Sends his Gary Cherone voodoo doll off in search of his missing post
98. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a torture rack
99. Disembowels his Gary Cherone voodoo doll ala "Braveheart"
***100. Impales his Gary Cherone on the lightning rod on top of his house on a stormy night
101. Finds his Gary Cherone voodoo doll hung by the neck from his shower rod, suicide note attached
102. Flushes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll down the toilet
103. Has a WWF wrestler sit on his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
***104. Straps his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to his harley's exhaust and smiles as the bastard bursts into flames out on the highway
105. Force-feeds his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to a VHIII fan
106. Flings his Gay Sherone voodoo doll into whirling helicopter blades
107. Tosses his Gay Cherone voodoo doll out the window during rush hour traffic
108. Ties his Gay Cherone voodoo dol into a pretzel
109. Throws his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a bee hive
***110. Chops his Gary Cherone voodoo dolls feet off and makes it run the Boston marathon
***111. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and, in a rare role reversal, stuffs it up a gerbil's ***
112. Sticks his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to the countertop with a wine bottle opener
113. Gives his Gay Cherone voodoo doll a set of "cement sneakers" and introduces him to the fishes in the Hudson River
114. Takes a pair of scissors to his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
115. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll through a tomato slicer
116. Nails his Gary Cherone voodoo doll through its eyes to the wall with black and gold crayola crayons
117. Let's a dung beetle lay its eggs inside his gary Cherone voodoo doll
118. Tacks his Gay Cherone voodoo doll up to the wall and has target practice with some throwing knives
***119. Takes two diamonds and digs them into the eyes of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
120. Buries his Gary Cherone voodoo doll under a ton of Dave Memoribilia
121. Smashes the end off a beer bottle and attacks his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
122. Throttles his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
123. Stuffs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into an envelope and mails it to the extreme fan club
***124. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to some forest creatures for some good old muskrat love
125. Beats his Gay Cherone voodoo doll to death with a little guitar
126. Runs a sword through his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
127. Squeezes his Gay Cherone voodoo doll until the head pops off like a champagne cork
***128. Watches with shock as his Gary Sherone and Sammy Haggar voodoo dolls stand up of their own accord and eat each other (My personal favorite)
129. Throws his Gary Sherone and Sammy Haggar voodoo dolls into a cockfight
130. Loads his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a bazooka and shoots him into a plate glass window
131. Backs his truck up over his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
132. jabs a needle in his Gary Cherone voodoo doll(this was actually the first voodoo post)
133. Smashes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a sledge hammer
134. Sits his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in the path of a falling meteor
135. Runs over his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a riding mower
***136. Pulls out the liner notes from VH3 and uses it to give his Gay Cherone voodoo doll a million paper cuts
137. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo off the island into shark infested waters
138. Runs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll down with his Dodge Ram
139. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, a lighter, a needle, 52 earrings and pierces it in many an uncomfortable place
140. Stuffs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a can of spam
141. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll through a cheese grater
142. Leaves his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to fend for itself in a burning building
143. Stuffs his Gay Cherone voodoo doll into a bottle of coke
144. Cuts his Gay Sherone voodoo doll in half with an axe
145. Locks his Gay Cherone voodoo doll in the car on a hot day
146. Puts his Gay Cherone voodoo doll in the barbie mansion. The next day, a barbie stiletto heel is protuding from his forehead
147. Has an extremely obese woman sit on his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
***148. Cuts his gary Cherone voodoo doll into 5 pieces and gives them to his 5 fans
149. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a hurt locker
150. Let's the spiders under his bed run off with his gary Cherone voodoo doll
151. Packs his mangled Gary Cherone voodoo doll in some fudge, giftwraps it, and sends it the Extreme reunion website
***152. Wraps "Bring back Dave!" threads around Gary Cherone voodoo doll's neck and cuts off circulation to it's brain
153. Sacrifices his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the volcano gods
154. His Gary Cherone voodoo doll runs to SVH for protection, only to see a very sharp meat cleaver in his hands
155. Tears his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in half trying to get it to do a DLR split
***156. Flings a copy of VHIII violently across the room, slicing off Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head in the process
157. Uses chinese water torture on his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
***158. Drives to oklahoma and throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into the path of a raging tornado. Then goes to houseofpains place for a beer
***159. Dresses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up in a fairy costume and sends him out trick-or-treating with the Hell's Angels
160. Turn on the grill and turns it into a grilled Gary Cherone voodoo doll
161. Freezes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and then breaks off all the limbs
***162. Rolls his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up in duct tape to prevent him from grabbing his crotch
163. Trades his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in for a stack of Playboys
164. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll off the bandwagon, over the side of the bridge, and into the rapids far below
165. Sits back, has a beer, and watches his Gary Cherone voodoo doll get probed by aliens
166. "Streamlines" his Gary Cherone voodoo doll by cutting off various body parts
167. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll a 5 min head start, then heads off after him with a crossbow
168. Cuts off the air to his Gary Cherone voodoo doll until he turns blue
169. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the Wicker Man to do as he pleases
170. Sends his Gary Cherone back to the moment of the Big Bang, where it is destroyed by the explosion
***171. Tapes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll's eyes open so he doesn't miss the biggest reunion of all time
172. Beats his Gary Cherone voodoo doll repeatedly in the head with a heavy padlock
173. Covers his Gay Cherone voodoo doll with honey, and buries it up to the neck in a fire ant nest.
174. Kicks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll across the room for not being more like Mugambi Baby
175. Finds a board with a rusty nail in it and takes out his frustrations on his Gay Cherone voodoo doll
176. Pours lighter fluid on his Gay Cherone voodoo doll and roasts marshmallows
177. Takes a rail gun and lets it go to--I mean through- his Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head
178. Takes a tire iron and beats the stiching off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
179. Carves "mistake" into the forehead of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
180. Lets his Gary Cherone voodoo doll wander into a mine field
181. Opens a "Gary is the Antichrist" thread, stuffs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in it, seals it up and throws away the key
182. Feels a little better about DLR Survivor after seeing a monkey sexually assault his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
183. Scrapes the rust off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a chisel...whadayamean it ain't rust? Dried blood? Oh. Oh, well!
184. Bangs the head of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll off a synthesizer. Best music he ever played
185. Dresses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up like a BSB, and watches as a mob of little girls tear him apart
***186. Slaps a "Roth for Prez" sticker on his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
187. Squashes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a basketball
188. Walks up to the chalkboard and uses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head as an eraser
189. Straps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the biggest speaker on the stage, and watches it get shred to slivers when Eddie nails "Eruption"
190. Sits his Gary Cherone voodoo doll by the rearview mirror, so he can see RQJ gaining
191. Shoves a grappling hook in Gary Cherone voodoo dolls skull, and uses it to scale the wall at 5150
192. Submits his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the "10 biggest mistakes in the history of mankind" poll
***193. Makes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll march around the Army with a "C.o.R. for Mod" sign around it's neck
194. Staples Gary Cherone voodoo doll's mouth shut to keep it from talking so damn much
195. is too tired to abuse his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
196. Rips open his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and switches its head with its heart, and vice versa
197. Rips the arms off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and stuffs them in his ears to drown out Pat Boone's "Panama"
198. Traps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll inside the office water cooler
199. Walks into his house to find Bizarro Cherone voodoo doll has murdered his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
200. Straps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the Wheel of Death, to prepare him for his "anniversary"
201. Shoves his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a burning car and pushes it over the edge of the Grand Canyon
202. Straps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to a dentist's chair, pulls out some wicked instruments, and says "Eat Em and Say Ahhh!"
***203. Sells the rights to his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to Van Halen for the guarantee of a seven record deal with Roth
***204. Thinks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll looks like the *** -end of a diseased goblin
205. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll ten lashes as punishment for having no life
***206. Stands on Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head and yanks off his legs in an attempt to make him taller
207. Thinks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll is well-liked by fellow posters, but will never be accepted as frontman for Van halen
208. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, stuffs him into the cannon on the cover of VH3, and shoots him into the stomach of that fat guy
209. Sacrifices his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the Reunion Gods
210. Shaves all the hair and the first 3 layers of scalp off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
211. Rips fingers, toes, and other limbs off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll for every time Sammy used "Jive" in a song
212. Tries to clone his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, and only succeeds in getting Nuno's head to grow out of his ***
213. Jettison's his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into space, where it is promptly disintegrated by phaser fire
214. Makes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll do jumping jacks in a room full of broken glass
215. Christens the Strung Out Forum by "decorating" the rooms with pieces of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
216. Works on Gary Cherone voodoo doll's vocal cords with a nail file
217. Cuts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into four pieces, so all the forums get some
218. Watches as Gary Cherone voodoo doll takes a hatchet and chops up the Pat Boone voodoo doll before it's completion
***219. Takes a scalpel and dissects Gary Cherone voodoo doll, pulling out his little voodoo organs
220. Suffocates his Gary Cherone voodoo doll under all the rumors
221. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a No Holds Barred match against Dan "The Beast" Sevren
222. Forces his Gery Cherone voodoo doll to eat liver & onions until he pops
***223. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a pen with an over-affectionate rooster
224. Takes the brain out his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, tears it apart, tries to figure out it's IQ, gives up, and stuffs the whole mess back in its head
225. Wraps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in tinfoil, pops him in the microwave, and sets on "high"
226. "Covers" Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a pillow and smothers the life out of it
227. Pours mustard on his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and feeds it to Drew Carey
228. Drowns his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a can of Schlitz
229. Runs for President, with Gary Cherone voodoo doll as the family pet (you thought I was gonna say VP, shame on you)
230. Rips Gary Cherone voodoo dolls tongue out through his *** to keep him from singing again
231. Exposes Gary Cherone voodoo doll to radiation, causing it to mutate into...Mitch Malloy
232. Locks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a N.A.M.B.L.A. convention room
233. Launches ballistic missles at his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
234. Makes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll take a deep breath, and then tapes his mouth and nose shut
235. Stuffs his Gary Cherone voodoo doll up a llama's asshole
236. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a straight jacket and bounces him off the walls of a rubber room
237. Fills his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with helium and watches him float away
238. Walks into the bathroom, only to rush back out, slamming the door, and leaving Gary Cherone voodoo doll to his bizarre "private time"
239. Gets out his old Play-Doh machine and squeezes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into spaghetti strands
240. Gets the mob together and lynches his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
241. Send his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to hell in a handbasket
242. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into some leather pants and sends him to a skinhead convention
243. Superglues the limbs of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into rare and complex geometric shapes
244. "Posts" his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the forum with thumbtacks
245. Ate a lot of corn and fiber, and recently had a bowel movement that looks suspiciously like his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
246. "Shares" his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with an ornery vulture
***247. Buys a watch for his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, so it knows when to be around for its daily humiliation
248. Dresses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a clown suit, sends him to a birthday party, where he is mangled by hyperactive 8-yr olds
249. Carves up his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, and serves it up as pate as the reunion party
250. Has an irrational outburst of anger and beats the stuffing out of his gary Cherone voodoo doll
251. Takes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll on a plane to europe, only to drop him out the hatch at 20,000 feet
***252. Uses his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to give an elephant an enema
253. Takes an exacto-knife and turns his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into abstract art
254. Throws his gary Cherone voodoo doll into a mosh pit
255. Leaves his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in the jungle to be hit by mortar fire
256. Takes a trip to the Amazon and watchs a 19.84ft python eat his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, and then get severe indegestion
257. Chops off the legs of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and makes him go begging for loose change
***258. Locks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a room and makes him take sexual prefence tests for 24 hours without rest
259. Gives his Gary Cherone voodoo doll a good scrubbing with some steel wool
260. Disintegrates the abdomen of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a 12-gauge
261. Attaches a third leg, third arm, and third eye to his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
262. Stuffs Gary Cherone voodoo doll's hand into its mouth, and superglues it in place
263. Puts Gary Cherone voodoo doll into solitary for 18 months
264. Rips Gary Cherone voodoo doll a new asshole, the 5th one he's gotten since 98
***265. Books Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a match with Gary Coleman
266. Wraps Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a used Mugambi Baby diaper and throws him in the trash
267. Estimates that, after VH3, Gary Cherone has enough bad karma to last the rest of his life
268. Uses electric shock therapy on Gary Cherone voodoo doll to help him adjust to AVH; life After Van Halen
269. 3...2...1...liftoff! We have the successful launch of Gary Cherone voodoo doll via a bottle rocket shoved up its ***
270. Sterilizes Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch
271. Feeds his Gary Cherone voodoo doll enough MSG to cause 87 different kinds of cancer
272. Checks his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a VA (Voodoo Anonymous) meeting
273. Makes his Gary Cherone voodoo doll drink till he gets alcohol poisoning
274. Cuts up his Gary Cherone voodoo doll, putting parts back together in the wrong places, while dance music beats in the background (sound like a song you've heard recently?)
275. Straps his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to a bomb and drops in on the slawterhouse
276. Jams an unopened box of animal crackers down Gary Cherone voodoo doll's throat
277. Take a shotgun off the gunrack on his truck, and practices skeet shooting with his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
278. Throws his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into an angry mob. They don't even notice as they continue torturing TK
279. Let's all the "true" Van Halen fans keep his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
280. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll equi-distant between two piles of food. Will he pick one or starve?
***281. Sends his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to Paris Island to run the Crucible, all rounds are live, and we didn't ask, but we already know!
282. Runs a flagpole up his Gary Cherone voodoo doll (no I did not write that backwards)
283. Crushes Gary Cherone voodoo doll to powder, mixes it with some Romulan ale, and shares a drink with Spock
284. Cuts the right pinky off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll for being a major putz
285. Opens Gary Cherone voodoo doll's fridge to find it full of Zima. Why am I not surprised?
286. Gives Gary Cherone voodoo doll a 30 second head start and sets a pack a rabid badgers after him
287. Mixes pieces of Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a potion and gives it to Al. The "Mad Toilet Bomber" appears in headlines across the country
288. Drowns his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in the urine and feces contaminated Watering Hole
289. Sends Gary Cherone voodoo doll over Niagra Falls in a barrel...full of dynamite
290. Dips Gary Cherone voodoo doll in water and shoves his head in a light socket
291. Blindfolds his Gary Cherone voodoo doll so he doesn't see the secret entrance to the Diamond Mafia Whorehouse
***292. Takes Guido and Nunzio over to Gary Cherone voodoo doll's (maxy) pad to bash his tiny bastard head in with lead pipes and brass knuckles
293. Gives the aliens some dried beef jerky strips to help with their probing of the Gary Cherone voodoo doll
294. Straps Gary Cherone voodoo doll to the end of a sledgehammer and takes out Slawterhouse with it
295. Provides his Gary Cherone voodoo doll to MusicalVomit.com as it's new mascot
***296. Dresses Gary Cherone voodoo doll up in Dave's sheep leggings, and ships him off to West Virginia to be raped by lonely sheep farmers
297. Starts eliminating the limbs of the Gary Cherone voodoo doll based on the tribal vote
298. Drops his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a tub and goes harpoon fishing
299. The Diamond Mafia takes out Gary Cherone voodoo doll execution-style, leaving his body in a shallow, unmarked grave outside of town
300. Tapes a jar full of rats to Gary Cherone voodoo doll’s face, and lights a torch under the jar, forcing the rats to eat through his face to escape
301. Takes a nail gun and crucifies his Gary Cherone voodoo doll over the Romper Room entrance
302. Has a case of explosive diahheara, and before flushing it down, gives Gary Cherone voodoo doll a swirly
303. Puts his Gary Cherone voodoo doll in an ugly contest with Janet Reno and the Elephant man
304. feeds his Gary Cherone voodoo doll a whole box of X-lax and locks him in a john with a broken shitter
305. Tries to force Gary Cherone voodoo doll back into the hellish womb from whence it came
306. After examining Gary Cherone voodoo doll DNA, it is discovered he was concieved through anal sex between a jackass, a giraffe, and a boloney condom
307. Let's sexy_italian use Gary Cherone voodoo doll as a chastity belt. no one's gonna touch that shit now!
308. Peels the skin off his Gary Cherone voodoo doll with a ginsu knife, sends the bloody remains care packaged to hitch1969 as a gift
309. Shoves a spit up Gary Cherone voodoo doll's ass, spins him slowly over a bonfire, and roasts the little fuck
310. Takes Gary Cherone voodoo doll out of his airtight lockbox, grabs one leg in each hand, and makes a wish
311. Hopes Gary Cherone voodoo doll chokes on a Karma sandwich
312. Performs the himelick(sp?)on Gary Cherone voodoo doll by dropping a bowling ball from a chandelier
313. Puts Gary Cherone voodoo doll in the red robe and sends him off to meet the Big Bad Wolf
314. rips out Gary Cherone voodoo doll's eyes, stuffs his legs into the sockets, and then puts an eyeball in each of its hands
315. Lets Gary Cherone voodoo doll loose in a maze with rats genetically mutated to think he's cheese
316. Stiches up Gary Cherone voodoo doll until he resembles a football, then kicks a fieldgoal
317. Locks Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a rocket and shoots him at the sun
318. Pours chocolate syrup over his Gary Cherone voodoo doll and feeds him to a fat guy with a sweet tooth
319. Takes a syringe filled with a new virus and injects into Gary Cherone voodoo doll, it's not long before scrotums start growing out of his ears and nipples
320. Let's Phil_5150 and EVHInvasion fulfill all their sordid fantasies with the Gary Cherone voodoo doll
321. Stomps the teeth out of his Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head for bitching so much
322. Chops Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head off with a guillotine
323. Forces Gary Cherone voodoo doll to eat a box of rectal thermometers
324. Has an accident involving an industrial carpet cleaner, a discarded nail file, and Gary Cherone voodoo doll
325. Stuffs Gary Cherone voodoo doll into a loaf of bread and tosses it into a crowd of starving ethiopians
326. Censors his Gary Cherone voodoo doll by "editing" all offensive and inappropriate body parts
327. Show Gary Cherone voodoo doll a little attention with a scalpel and some battery acid
328. Sends his Gary Cherone voodoo doll into the Romper Room unarmed, with a dozen soldiers waiting inside
329. Starts training for the Mod Battle by using Gary Cherone voodoo doll as a punching bag
330. Switches Gary Cherone voodoo doll's head with his ass to try and keep him from looking so disgusting. He still looks the friggin' same!
331. Uses some rope to "add" Gary Cherone voodoo doll to two tracks, with a freight train on the way
332. Feeds his new, piece of shit, MSN internet access to his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
333. Tosses Gary Cherone voodoo doll onto a "bouncing betty" landmine
334. Pulls all his old-school GI Joes out of the basement and wages war on his Gary Cherone voodoo doll
335. Sends Gary Cherone voodoo doll on a nature hike through Texas chainsaw massacre country
336. Cuts up some poisonous nightshade mushrooms to feed Gary Cherone voodoo doll
337. Pulls out a tommy gun and fills Gary Cherone voodoo doll full of lead, see?
338. Let's the Romper Room crowd take their aggression out on Gary Cherone voodoo doll
339. Chops off Gary Cherone voodoo doll's fingers, tosses them into a blender, makes a milkshake, and makes him drink it
340. Uses Gary Cherone voodoo doll to give an enema to an elephant
341. Sends Gary Cherone voodoo doll to hick country to show them what REAL inbreeding can cause
342. Dresses up Gary Cherone voodoo doll in a Vanilla Ice outfit. Now it just looks like the Tooth Fairy on crack
343. Dresses Gary Cherone voodoo doll up like the boogy man and hides him in Assman's closet
344. Uses Gary Cherone voodoo doll as a speedbump for a mack truck rally
345. Stuffs a bag of mexican jumping beans up Gary Cherone voodoo doll's ass, and watches him dance an irish jig
346. Opens up a magic 8-ball and stuffs Gary Cherone voodoo doll inside
347. Puts Gary Cherone voodoo doll through a paper shredder
348. Pulls Gary Cherone voodoo doll's lower lip over his head, and staples it to his ass cheeks
349. Watches nuclear missles, hidden beneath 5150 studios, being launched at Gary Cherone voodoo doll
350. Gets a table saw, a blowtorch, a handful of razorblades, and gets Gary Cherone voodoo doll ready for another round at the Voodoo Lounge
351. Tries to force Gary Cherone voodoo doll back into the hellish womb from whence it came
352. Jams bamboo shoots under Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll's fingernails and eyelids
353. Gets Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll an appearance in a Japanese cartoon, where he his brutaly sodomized by alien tentacles from outer space
354. Straps dynamite to a kamikazi midget and sends him after Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll
355. Rubs Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll violently against a cheese grater.
356. Sends a bunch of drunk 8 year olds in golf carts after Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll
357. Sends Gary Cherone Voodoo Doll to Hasbro to be poked, prodded, sliced, diced, sodomized and attacked by horny gerbils (that's how they do all their toy research, right?)