I Want Al Gore Running This Country!!!

[BigBadBrian]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2007/gore_life/20.jpg

[DrMaddVibe]

wot a carbin f00tprint

[Ellyllions]

Look at the size of those fucking monitors!

Can't let hubby see this or we'll be going shopping. No WAY he'd let Al Gore trump him on computer shit. :)

[Lqskdiver]

LOL! Is that Drudge he's reading!

[sadaist]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Look at the size of those fucking monitors!



Fucking cool setup there with the three huge monitors and the plasma tv on the side.

[Seshmeister]

You elected a guy that goes to bed each night at 9pm?

[jhale667]

OK, now I have to find and post the study that shows that being an over-organized neat freak is actually COUNTER-productive.


Great reasoning there, Brie..."He's messy! He can't be President!" PATHETIC. :D

[Seshmeister]

I bet W has a clean desk with fuck all on it apart from a Sesame Street DVD.

You would think that Brian would have seen the inside of a lawyers office by now at least. I've never been in a lawyers office that didn't look like that. Some of the smartest people I've ever met have offices like that.

I have an amazing accountant and his stuff is all over the floor too.

I'm not a big Gore fan but this thread just shows BBB's mediocre brain at work.

Cheers!

:gulp:

[Cult of Roth]

I want those monitors, that kicks ass.

At this point I have no idea who I'm voting for. I'm just thankful no one can vote for Dubya again.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Sesh - As you're aware...

Big Sad Brian...HE'S A BIG DUMB TWAT!!!

[DEMON CUNT]

Yes, we know that people like BigBland would prefer to have failed businessmen* in the White House.

http://static.firedoglake.com/2006/10/bush_wacked_open_locked_door1.jpg

*Arbusto, Spectrum 7 Energy Corp., Harken Energy

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Look at the size of those fucking monitors!

Can't let hubby see this or we'll be going shopping. No WAY he'd let Al Gore trump him on computer shit. :)

Well if you can tell by the keyboard, he has a high end MacPro built for business. I've seen pictures of large brokerage firms with the same setup.

[Keef]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2007/gore_life/20.jpg

That looks like a friend of mine who is a lawyer. His whole basement is a complete mess. Atleast it looks like it to me.

Bookcases are full. Everything else is stacked halfway to the ceiling.

Seems to know where everything is though:)

[WARF]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2007/gore_life/20.jpg

Save The Trees!!!! LOL

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
You elected a guy that goes to bed each night at 9pm?

Exactly! Look at the pussies jump on a meaningless photo that basically shows a guy that's smart and well studied...


No wonder why they hate 'em...

[FORD]

Looks very organized to me. He just needs to buy another bookcase or two, but hesitates to do so, because trees have to die in order to make one. :(

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I bet W has a clean desk with fuck all on it apart from a Sesame Street DVD.

You would think that Brian would have seen the inside of a lawyers office by now at least. I've never been in a lawyers office that didn't look like that. Some of the smartest people I've ever met have offices like that.

I have an amazing accountant and his stuff is all over the floor too.

I'm not a big Gore fan but this thread just shows BBB's mediocre brain at work.

Cheers!

:gulp:

"Mediocre?" I bet BigLameBrain will thump his chest at that comment tomorrow during the Dollar Store meet and greet...

[jhale667]

The Cost of Neatness

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind,

of what then, is an empty desk?

—Albert Einstein

Need I say more? :D

[Guitar Shark]

Let's see a picture of GWB's office and his bookshelf full of popup books.

[DEMON CUNT]

Ahhh, look at little BigBlandBrian. He's so proud of himself.

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6049/bbbbabbyal6.jpg

[ELVIS]

Dat's a good one...:D

[Big Train]

Ford he may be saving a few trees on the bookcase, but he is killing an equal amount in printouts. PDF the shit!!!

At least now it's obvious where that 30k a year goes for the electricity bill. There is a coal fire burning in a plant nearby 24/7 just to power up all those screens..

Hurry, only 5 more years before Al himself kills the planet...

[Seshmeister]

How do you know that all that stuff wasn't just sent to him?

I hardly ever print anything but I've hundreds of bits of paper lying around because people give you that shit all the time.

[Ellyllions]

Yeah, too late. Hubby saw this thread in passing and almost tripped himself when he caught a glimpse of the monitors.... (oh, shit)

As far as the "hoopla" over the photo itself? It's a photo of a guy in his office. End. of. story. It means nothing.

One of my most distinguished acquaintences tells me that the reason he trusts me to get his work done is because: "if you want something done, ask a busy person to do it."

I'm NOT voting Al Gore for anything, ever. But I can appreciate the job he's doing for our country in the seat he's in right now.

[ELVIS]

What exactly is algore doing for our country ??

[Ellyllions]

I'm sorry, I can't hear what you're saying over the whining you're doing in that stupid thread you started about yourself!

I can't believe you did that!

[Big Train]

Even assuming those papers where given to him, Capt. Awesome shouldn't accept them on the basis of the damage it does to the envoirnment. He should insist on only pdf's. It would be less expensive then to remain "carbon neutral".

[Hardrock69]

Here is the REAL pic of monkey's office at his ranch in Crawford. He has assistants carefuly stage the room, so it appears he can actually read (note the look of utter confusion oh his face as he struggle to read an online version of Jack & Jill):

http://i5.tinypic.com/6bapq2g.jpg

Then there are the numerous other photos of him floating around...doing his best to even sign his name, but usually requiring some help from those around him:

A private moment with his wife...

"Very good George, now make a "b"...no a CAPITAL "b"....there you go...

http://i4.tinypic.com/4tp4a3p.jpg

Showing off his skill at signing his name:

"Good job Mr. President!"
http://i1.tinypic.com/4qt1wtc.jpg

"All RIGHT Mr. President! Yaaaaay!"
http://i15.tinypic.com/506h16u.jpg

Showing some third-graders that he can actually spell "President".

"See? It only took me a week to learn how!"

"Wow Mr. President...you sure are smart!"

http://i2.tinypic.com/4lfbb84.jpg


What a fucking moron...
:rolleyes:

[Steve Savicki]

I wouldn't mind Gore as President... as well as the time turned back to November 2000 as well.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
How do you know that all that stuff wasn't just sent to him?

I hardly ever print anything but I've hundreds of bits of paper lying around because people give you that shit all the time.

People give you "shit paper?"

You need to educate your fellow citizens on proper toilet etiquette.

:D

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
"Mediocre?" I bet BigLameBrain will thump his chest at that comment tomorrow during the Dollar Store meet and greet...

...and you will still stand in awe of me.

:killer:

[BigBadBrian]

This thread surely did not disappoint. :)

I posted it as pure satire...a political joke...and the liberals all got their panties in a bunch over it.

Included in defending their boy was Nick, DC, FORD, GS, and even a drunken Scotsman.

You all are WAY too easy to spin up.

Now run along, recess is over.

:D

[jhale667]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian

I posted it as pure satire...a political joke...




http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/backpedaling.gif



No, you didn't. :D

[DEMON CUNT]

Originally posted by jhale667
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/backpedaling.gif

Exactly.

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
People give you "shit paper?"

You need to educate your fellow citizens on proper toilet etiquette.

:D

LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!

:D

[Hardrock69]

I am not concerned with why he posted it. It gave me a great opportunity for some pure silliness regarding themonkey.
:D

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by jhale667
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/backpedaling.gif



No, you didn't. :D

Did too. I know you wouldn't understand, boy.

Now, go back to posting porn. It's more up your alley.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Did too. I know you wouldn't understand, boy.

Now, go back to posting porn. It's more up your alley.

First off, I was a boy when I had your IQ, you little bitch.

And I can simultaneously post porn and slam you. It's called multi-tasking. Pussy. ;)

[jhale667]

Besides, you're just mad because I don't post GAY porn...


http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/homod1f.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Big Train
Even assuming those papers where given to him, Capt. Awesome shouldn't accept them on the basis of the damage it does to the envoirnment. He should insist on only pdf's. It would be less expensive then to remain "carbon neutral".

Blah blah blah, lame hypocrisy argument here.

Hey man, when does Bush send his daughters to get IED'd in Iraq, like he is other peoples' kids?

Get back to me then...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
...and you will still stand in awe of me.

:killer:

Awe? I will admit that you have a talent for turning meaningless crap into threads people will actually post in, including me...

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
This thread surely did not disappoint. :)

I posted it as pure satire...a political joke...and the liberals all got their panties in a bunch over it.

Included in defending their boy was Nick, DC, FORD, GS, and even a drunken Scotsman.

You all are WAY too easy to spin up.

Now run along, recess is over.

:D

You're such a moron. :rolleyes:

This is the LAMEST thread EVER.

[Big Train]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nickdfresh
[B]Blah blah blah, lame hypocrisy argument here.



Get back to me then...lame Hypocrisy argument? C,mon Nick, TRY once in awhile..

This man is saying the Earth has a TIME LIMIT...that if WE don't change OUR ways TO-DAY, the Earth will be no more in 10 years.

Yet, he can't even remotely cut back on his energy and paper use? That is the true unscaled heights of
hypocrisy.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Big Train
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nickdfresh
[B]Blah blah blah, lame hypocrisy argument here.



Get back to me then...lame Hypocrisy argument? C,mon Nick, TRY once in awhile..

This man is saying the Earth has a TIME LIMIT...that if WE don't change OUR ways TO-DAY, the Earth will be no more in 10 years.

Yet, he can't even remotely cut back on his energy and paper use? That is the true unscaled heights of
hypocrisy.

Yeah, and most of the documentation was bullshit or out of context.

But don't let that be the pisser on your partisan good-times!

And when do Jenna and Barbara save America from those "Islamofascists" that will follow us from Iraq when we leave?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2007/gore_life/20.jpg

The word is disorganized, you fucking nitwit...not unorganized.

This is among the stupidest threads I've seen at this site in my entire time here.

[Unchainme]

He looks like a very hard worker...and Fuck dude probably has a secretary to help him out with that stuff..Hats off to him...I don't nesseciarially agree with him..But I doubt the oval office contains that much research on something like Iraq right now. :)

[Big Train]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Yeah, and most of the documentation was bullshit or out of context.

But don't let that be the pisser on your partisan good-times!

And when do Jenna and Barbara save America from those "Islamofascists" that will follow us from Iraq when we leave?

they didn't come out with a plan or say we only have x amount of time before we all die (but their daddy did...rest easy, I'll handle your standard counters for you...have some potato chips).

Bottom line, Gore is talking a talk he has no intention of walking.
And unlike war, it requires no special effort or training for him to do it. He just simply Can't be bothered...that's hypocrisy.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Rikk
The word is disorganized, you fucking nitwit...not unorganized.

No Dikk, unorganized is proper.

un·or·gan·ized /ʌnˈɔrgəˌnaɪzd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[uhn-awr-guh-nahyzd] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. not organized; without organic structure.
2. not formed into an organized or systematized whole: an unorganized essay.
3. without definite boundaries: unorganized territory.
4. not thinking or acting methodically.
5. not belonging to or represented by a labor union: unorganized workers.



This is among the stupidest threads I've seen at this site in my entire time here.


Stupid threads... LMFAO!!! :D

You should know you fucking candy-assed Hagar lover.

You posted most of the rest of them.


Originally posted by Rikk
I agree Brett. I'm a Dave-freak, but I own every single Van Halen album and some boots. I may bash Gary or Sammy occasionally in a debate with a fan, but I appreciate it all. Still, VH with Dave was the greatest band in history. VHLinks.com (http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/showpost.php?p=65181&postcount=15)

:D

[Rikk]

dis·or·gan·ized /dɪsˈɔrgəˌnaɪzd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[dis-awr-guh-nahyzd] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. functioning without adequate order, systemization, or planning; uncoordinated: a woefully disorganized enterprise.
2. careless or undisciplined; sloppy: too disorganized a person to be an agreeable roommate.

READ THAT, IDIOT.

NOW READ THIS:

un·or·gan·ized /ʌnˈɔrgəˌnaɪzd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. not organized; without organic structure.
2. not formed into an organized or systematized whole: an unorganized essay.
3. without definite boundaries: unorganized territory.
4. not thinking or acting methodically.
5. not belonging to or represented by a labor union: unorganized workers.

WHICH ONE FITS?

As for the quote, c'mon...is that your best? Fucking lame.

"There is no global warming because Al Gore's office is [U]unorganized." LMFAO...you make it so easy.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Big Train
...
Bottom line, Gore is talking a talk he has no intention of walking.

Much like you armchair, interweb Neo Cons screaming about the Iraq War...


And unlike war, it requires no special effort or training for him to do it. He just simply Can't be bothered...that's hypocrisy.

Again, you clearly don't understand the article. He indeed DID purchase green sourced electric.

[Seshmeister]

It's fun to have a pop at pompous politicians about their 'carbon footprint' but it's really completely irrelevant to the the issue.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
No Dikk, unorganized is proper.



It's always funny when someone responds to an accusation of poor use of language with another example.:)

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian

Included in defending their boy was Nick, DC, FORD, GS, and even a drunken Scotsman.


And every morning I wake up sober and you wake up stupid.:)

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
And every morning I wake up sober and you wake up stupid.:)

:lol:

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
And every morning I wake up sober and you wake up stupid.:)

LMAO! :D :lol:

[DEMON CUNT]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Included in defending their boy was Nick, DC, FORD, GS, and even a drunken Scotsman.


Incorrect as usual, bitch.

I merely pointed out your preference for draft dodging failed businessmen in the White House.

[ELVIS]

He indeed DID ??

[Big Train]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Much like you armchair, interweb Neo Cons screaming about the Iraq War...



Again, you clearly don't understand the article. He indeed DID purchase green sourced electric.

Ah yes, my armchair. As I have supported his original decision to go to war, I'm a full fledged NeoCon. And yes, let's check my posts where you will regularly find me "screaming about the Iraq war". It just gets lazier all the time...

I don't understand the article...ok, if you say so. The point I'm trying to make is his hypocrisy about consumption. We can all play shell games with where the energy came from, how many carbon credits were purchased to offset things, how many miles the Prius got (while in itself remaining an envoirnmental disaster of battery acid), but the key point remains in his powerpoint, err, movie, is that CONSUMPTION needs to decrease. Yet he is apparently unable to within his own home's walls. That is what is called an observation , above and beyond the article. But I suppose we can just say that i don't understand the article. Dumb neo-cons and ya know...whatever.

[scamper]

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
Incorrect as usual, bitch.

I merely pointed out your preference for draft dodging failed businessmen in the White House.

Leave Clinton out of this.

[Hardrock69]

Could be worse.

He could NOT be purchasing green power. Not only that, but it IS more expensive than standard electricity.

He is putting his money where his mouth is. Unlike many people.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by scamper
Leave Clinton out of this.

:D :D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Big Train
Ah yes, my armchair. As I have supported his original decision to go to war, I'm a full fledged NeoCon. And yes, let's check my posts where you will regularly find me "screaming about the Iraq war". It just gets lazier all the time...

Yes, bcause like the typical "Neo Con" American, you are detached from the War effort and sacrifice nothing for it.

Lazy indeed....


I don't understand the article...ok, if you say so. The point I'm trying to make is his hypocrisy about consumption. We can all play shell games with where the energy came from, how many carbon credits were purchased to offset things, how many miles the Prius got (while in itself remaining an envoirnmental disaster of battery acid), but the key point remains in his powerpoint, err, movie, is that CONSUMPTION needs to decrease. Yet he is apparently unable to within his own home's walls. That is what is called an observation , above and beyond the article. But I suppose we can just say that i don't understand the article. Dumb neo-cons and ya know...whatever.

What I say is the "facts" of the article have been deliberately posed in a menagerie to make Al Gore look "guilty" of the whole "hypocrisy" argument...

The only thing he's "guilty" of is being rich and successful. Yes, I'd love for him to move into a hemp tent and become an environmental extremist. If he did, who would listen to him? But in fact he has taken steps in his personal life that if emulated would decrease carbon emissions.

[Big Train]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Yes, bcause like the typical "Neo Con" American, you are detached from the War effort and sacrifice nothing for it.

Lazy indeed....



What I say is the "facts" of the article have been deliberately posed in a menagerie to make Al Gore look "guilty" of the whole "hypocrisy" argument...

The only thing he's "guilty" of is being rich and successful. Yes, I'd love for him to move into a hemp tent and become an environmental extremist. If he did, who would listen to him? But in fact he has taken steps in his personal life that if emulated would decrease carbon emissions.

Yes you are lazy. While you deride me as a "NEO-CON who sacrifices nothing", are you not using any oil this year? Are you avoiding any place that does? are you even trying to? Then you aren't sacrificing shit either, so please stop preaching.

Do I want them to come home? As soon as it's possible. Do I support them? 1000%. Do I do things within my power to help. Numerous times.

Nobody needed the article. The picture tells more than anybody needs to know. He can't use ONE computer screen? He can't use a smaller plasma screen, if he needs a plasma at all (that stuff isn't the best for the envoirnment). Even if his steps to reduce are changing his lighting, heating and whatnot, that picture shows he has miles to go in improving his consumption habits.

Anybody who tells me the world is coming to an end in 10 years if i don't personally change and then does the polar opposite in his own life is a hypocrite. I'm a pretty successful guy, can I get the "Al Gore" pass too? I'm willing to buy some sham carbon credits too.

[Hardrock69]

Then go for it.

[DEMON CUNT]

Y'all expect Al Gore to live in a cave. It's just silly.

All this obsession with one photograph. Bush pulls boners by the day and some of these fucks would vote for him again!

This is just a simple man's excuse to talk shit.

http://www.aztlan.net/bush_to_condi.jpg

Have you no respect for the office of The Vice President?

[Wallyg]

http://www.zombietime.com/gore_in_marin/al_gores_secret_message/