MORE Kiss Merchandising....

[Hardrock69]

http://www.kissonline.com/news/images/kis41229.jpg

KISS' official web site has been updated with the following message:

"Drink your coffee or eat every meal with this KISS Rock And Roll Over dinner table! You can even host your next KISS Army meeting or poker game in style.

"The Rock And Roll Over dinner table is a tribute to KISS's fifth studio album. First KISS album to ship gold and the first Rock and Roll dinner table. The 36" tabletop and 25" high stand will give you and your own KISS Army plenty of room to sit down.

"This KISS Rock And Roll Over dinner table is constructed from a very durable laminate material that is used for the top and is applied to a center-core and a backer plate, then is sprayed with a urethane edge."

The table is available exclusively in the Kiss Shop.



Shit....a laminate top applied to a center core of some fucking particle board crap.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES WANT 600 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I KNOW FOR A FACT IT COST THEM ABOUT 20 BUCKS IN MATERIALS TO MAKE!!!

AND THEY HAVE A FUCKING COCKTAIL TABLE WITH THE SAME DESIGN FOR $500!!!

"Every Hour is Happy Hour with this KISS, Rock And Roll Over Cocktail Table. Get fired-up 24/7 with The Demon, The Star Child, The Space Ace and The Cat Man. Be the envy of all your friends as you party with the KISS Boys whenever the Spirits move you.

The Rock And Roll Over Cocktail Table is a tribute to KISS's fifth studio album. It was the first KISS album to ship gold and rocked the charts all the way to double platinum. The 30” tabletop and 40” high stand will give you and your own KISS Army plenty of room to cocktail down.

This KISS Rock And Roll Over cocktail table is constructed from a very durable laminate material that is used for the top and is applied to a center-core and a backer plate, then is sprayed with a urethane edge. Scratch resistance, shot glass appropiate, this table meets durability and safety standards for resturants.

Drink 'em up!"

http://media.fanfire.com/images/product/large/KIS/KIS40442.jpg


Fucking goddamned ripoff artists!!!
:mad:

[Vinnie Velvet]

Oh god.

Well, ya know Geno isn't gonna stop.

[lonnieg5]

Gene Simmons is such a money whore. How does his kids have any respect for him at all?

[Terry]

Sad part is there are plenty of hardcore fans who would gladly shell out twice the asking price for that table...

[Mr. Vengeance]

This is the part of KISS that really bothers me. The band that always claimed they played music and did shows for the fans, and it did come off that way, has Gene just whoring out everything. And he's shameless about it. $600 for that hunk of shit? Just ripping off those collector fans who have to get everything.

[Antman]

I would seriously consider buying a KISS toilet or urinal. For obvious reasons.

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES WANT 600 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I KNOW FOR A FACT IT COST THEM ABOUT 20 BUCKS IN MATERIALS TO MAKE!!!
Careful, you post that on their message board, you'll probably end up banned.:D
But I know how you feel.;)

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Cunts. GOD DAMMIT THIS IS INFURIATING.

[cMb]

the table looks cheap, but RARO is a great album with classic artwork.

If you are gonna get the table tho, Gene-O recommends you place your ass on this:
http://www.kiss4sale.com/pictures/3050.jpg

[katie]

How do you get 4 queers on a bar stool?













Turn it upside down

[BALLYJUNKIE]

ITS FUNNY VAN HALEN IS JUST THE OPOSITE ..... YOU CANT GET ANYTHING FROM THEM ....... UNTIL WOLFIE BREAKS THE VAULTS THEN WHEN EDDIE AND ALEX ARE GONE WOLFIE WILL SELL YOU VAN HALEN BEER MUGS AND BED SHEETS ON QVC !!!!

[Steve Savicki]

So true.

[Hyman Roth]

I think the table is cool. Its not $600.00 cool, or even $79.99 cool, but I wouldn't mind having it and I am not a huge KISS fan...not since the 5th grade, anyway.

[Hardrock69]

I do agree. Neat design.

But not EVEN for that price.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

What a LAME band...
http://www.kissonline.com/#story-3

[Cult of Roth]

Don't they sell a KISS coffin, too? I seem to remember Gene hawking one on Conan's show once.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Cult of Roth
Don't they sell a KISS coffin, too? I seem to remember Gene hawking one on Conan's show once.

Sure do!


Custom coffins are occasionally created and some companies also make set ranges with non-traditional designs. These include painting of peaceful tropical scenes, sea-shells, sunsets and cherubs. Some manufacturers have designed them to look like gym carry bags, guitar cases and even yellow dumpster bins. Others coffins are left deliberately blank so that friends and family can inscribe final wishes and thoughts upon it to the deceased. The rock band KISS has made a coffin called the KISS Kasket for their most diehard fans; Dimebag Darrell, guitarist of both Pantera and Damageplan, was buried in one.


<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Kasket.jpg"></img>

[Terry]

Originally posted by BALLYJUNKIE
ITS FUNNY VAN HALEN IS JUST THE OPOSITE ..... YOU CANT GET ANYTHING FROM THEM ....... UNTIL WOLFIE BREAKS THE VAULTS THEN WHEN EDDIE AND ALEX ARE GONE WOLFIE WILL SELL YOU VAN HALEN BEER MUGS AND BED SHEETS ON QVC !!!!

Well, Ed has slapped his name and logo on quite a bit of guitar gear over the last several years...

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by lonnieg5
Gene Simmons is such a money whore. How does his kids have any respect for him at all?

I think his kids are saying ..."Go DAD Go! Pile up that money for ME!""

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Sure do!


Custom coffins are occasionally created and some companies also make set ranges with non-traditional designs. These include painting of peaceful tropical scenes, sea-shells, sunsets and cherubs. Some manufacturers have designed them to look like gym carry bags, guitar cases and even yellow dumpster bins. Others coffins are left deliberately blank so that friends and family can inscribe final wishes and thoughts upon it to the deceased. The rock band KISS has made a coffin called the KISS Kasket for their most diehard fans; Dimebag Darrell, guitarist of both Pantera and Damageplan, was buried in one.


<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Kasket.jpg"></img>


Gene GAVE his widow the casket for free for Dime who was a HUGE KISS fan.

KISS are doing what they've always done...give the people what they want. You don't like it...don't buy it. Obviously SOMEONE is!:cool:

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Gene GAVE

Gene and give don't flow nicely together in the same sentence.

[DrMaddVibe]

New Photos Of DIMEBAG's Final Resting Place Posted Online - Dec. 8, 2005
http://www.ridefordime.com/pics/gravesite/PB270015.JPG

http://www.ridefordime.com/pics/gravesite/PB270016.JPG

Two brand-new photos of "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott's final resting place at the Moore Memorial Gardens cemetery in Arlington, Texas have been posted online: Photo#1, Photo#2. Dimebag was buried next to his mother, Carolyn Abbott, who passed away in 1999.

As previously reported, KISS donated a "Kiss Kasket" (photo) to Dimebag's family for the guitarist to be buried in. The coffin features the faces of the four founding members of KISS, the KISS logo and the words "Kiss Forever".

Darrell was a huge KISS fan and even had a tattoo (photo) of original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley on his chest. In addition, Darrell had Frehley autograph it and had that tattooed to his body as well.

KISS bassist Gene Simmons announced he was giving the family the coffin during an appearance on Fox News' "The Big Story Weekend Edition with Rita Cosby" a couple of days after Dimebag's death. Simmons told Cosby, "Well, I wasn't really prepared to talk about it, but the family requested, as a personal issue between the family and the grieving people who are going to be there, to send a Kiss Kasket. We initially did it as a promotion. And you know, I think it meant a lot to Darrell when, you know Ñ when he was alive, he gave lots of people great joy. I mean he had the band tattooed onto his chest. He was a major figure in rock and roll. He's going to be greatly missed. And the family wish Ñ you know the one last wish they had was that he be buried in a Kiss Kasket. And I think it's a private matter for the family and the fans actually."

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=45276

[Terry]

Was never really fond of the merchandising aspect of the band, but they've been slapping the logo on all sorts of products since really about 1976 or so - not really a new thing with them. This side of it has been a part of the group basically almost all the way to the beginning...

I mean, what other choice does Simmons have? Sure, I suppose he could opt not to do it at all, but in terms of keeping the band name out there as a money-making vehicle, well, KISS clearly can't make an album of new material worth buying anymore. The touring bit seems to be either all finished or at least suspended for a while.

I suppose it's that the logo has been put onto too many different products that makes it all seem a bit silly, overblown and overdone - but then that's KISS for you. Always has been.

If they put out a KISSOLOGY Vol 2, I'll probably pick that up. That's really the only 'product' I'm interested in. For me, their music (or at least the music that I liked, which certainly wasn't all of it) was always as important as the visual image. As for the rest, as was already said in this thread, nobody's forcing anyone to buy it.