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MERRYKISSMASS2U
05-24-2007, 11:04 PM
http://digg.com/political_opinion/Bird_Sh_ts_on_Bush_During_Press_Conference
Steve Savicki
05-24-2007, 11:15 PM
Maybe he'll succumb to bird flu.
Little Texan
05-24-2007, 11:20 PM
Even America's birds don't like Bush!
Steve Savicki
05-24-2007, 11:25 PM
Neither do dogs:
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Steve Savicki
05-24-2007, 11:26 PM
Ack! Had graphics mode turned off Texan. I just now noticed your avvy after posting this.
Apologies.
But since you're here, tell me, is Laneville a blue city?
Something tells me Darth Cheney went bird huntin' today......
Little Texan
05-24-2007, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by Steve Savicki
But since you're here, tell me, is Laneville a blue city?
Laneville's not even a city, just a speck on the map, and it's a very red community, as is most of East Texas! If you want to start a fight with someone around here, just talk shit about Bush! Everyone here thinks Bush hung the moon, and he's some sort of god. Doesn't speak well of where I live, I know!
Little Texan
05-24-2007, 11:54 PM
We have alot of Toby Keith types around here!
stringfelowhawk
05-25-2007, 04:31 AM
Isn't it ironic? Instant Karma? For someone who "speaks" to GOD you'd think he'd at least listen to the real "decider." He seems to have a hobby of not listening to anyone. Guess GOD sent him a message that tells him he's full of shit.
Nickdfresh
05-25-2007, 05:19 AM
See Sesh, there really is a God!
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
See Sesh, there really is a God!
OMG.
A bird shits on Bush and it's God's will? LMAO!!!
I know you were only joking but I have a more amusing anecdote regarding birdshit.
Once, as a child whilst watching The BALTIMORE COLTS vs. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers in old Memorial Stadium circa 1979, my dad was standing there with a foam cup full of beeya and a bird from above shit in it. PLOP!!! Now what are the chances of landing directly (SPLASH!!!) into said beeya? That's a heck of a lot funnier than this shit, pardon the pun... :rolleyes:
Let it go people cos you'll soon have a new Republican President to bash in the forthcoming months. Start working on the material for that. ;)
MERRYKISSMASS2U
05-25-2007, 09:56 AM
Bird in '08!
hideyoursheep
05-25-2007, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Little Texan
Laneville's not even a city, just a speck on the map, and it's a very red community, as is most of East Texas! If you want to start a fight with someone around here, just talk shit about Bush! Everyone here thinks Bush hung the moon, and he's some sort of god. Doesn't speak well of where I live, I know!
I think last year blasting bush in public could have started a civil war in the buckeye state.
Now, supporters are definitely in the minority.
hideyoursheep
05-25-2007, 01:09 PM
Snakes could shit on him.:mad:
hideyoursheep
05-25-2007, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Bird in '08!
Dan Quail.:cheese:
knuckleboner
05-25-2007, 03:25 PM
i had a bird shit on me during college. one of these days when one of them bastards stays still for just a little too long, i'm going to return the favor.
Steve Savicki
05-25-2007, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Little Texan
Everyone here thinks Bush hung the moon,
Now that's one I haven't heard before!
ODShowtime
05-25-2007, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by MAX
my dad was standing there with a foam cup full of beeya and a bird from above shit in it. PLOP!!! Now what are the chances of landing directly (SPLASH!!!) into said beeya?
I had a seagull shit into my shirt pocket at the boardwalk once.
I guess it's better than on my shirt. I could carry on for the night at least.
Nasty.
Little Texan
05-25-2007, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by ODShowtime
I had a seagull shit into my shirt pocket at the boardwalk once.
I guess it's better than on my shirt. I could carry on for the night at least.
Nasty.
You should've fed that seagull some Alka Seltzers!
ODShowtime
05-25-2007, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Little Texan
You should've fed that seagull some Alka Seltzers!
I always wanted to try that.
anybody ever do it?
Originally posted by ODShowtime
I always wanted to try that.
anybody ever do it?
No, but I fed seagulls Cheetos at the beach once. Came back a few hours later and there were orange streaks down that coastline from one end to the other.......
MERRYKISSMASS2U
05-25-2007, 09:40 PM
Works with rice, too...
< insert Condi joke here >
:D
fryingdutchman
05-25-2007, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Maybe he'll succumb to bird flu.
That's very funny, assclown.
Sure, Bush is a dipshit and a clueless moron.
But wishing death on somebody? Classy...douchebag!
Did you also wish Laura Branigan dead? Because it worked!
hideyoursheep
05-25-2007, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by fryingdutchman
That's very funny, assclown.
Sure, Bush is a dipshit and a clueless moron.
But wishing death on somebody? Classy...douchebag!
Did you also wish Laura Branigan dead? Because it worked!
We all gotta go sometime...
With W, the sooner the better, and I don't care how he gets there.
You want some class, put grey poupon on your bologna sandwiches.
:smoke:
fryingdutchman
05-25-2007, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by hideyoursheep
With W, the sooner the better, and I don't care how he gets there.
WAAAYYYYY over the top, my friend.
Bush should be out of politics and never be allowed to govern anything, ever again.
But the whole death thing is just not cool.
I'm getting soft in my old age....
Wallyg
05-25-2007, 10:15 PM
I think the bird was expressing his, and so many others, opinion of Bush's new Immigration/Amnesty bill.
I saw a great bumper sticker here in Texas that says it all about the Prez's place with "his" people-
"Conservatives for Impeaching Bush."
I laughed then agreed.
hideyoursheep
05-25-2007, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by fryingdutchman
WAAAYYYYY over the top, my friend.
Bush should be out of politics and never be allowed to govern anything, ever again.
But the whole death thing is just not cool.
I'm getting soft in my old age....
Maybe I'm just heartless when it comes to the heartless brainless wonder...
Or at 42, I'm still not the PC guy.
Steve Savicki
05-25-2007, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Bush should be out of politics and never be allowed to govern anything, ever again.
We actually agree. :D
Nickdfresh
05-26-2007, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by MAX
OMG.
A bird shits on Bush and it's God's will? LMAO!!!
I know you were only joking but I have a more amusing anecdote regarding birdshit.
Once, as a child whilst watching The BALTIMORE COLTS vs. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers in old Memorial Stadium circa 1979, my dad was standing there with a foam cup full of beeya and a bird from above shit in it. PLOP!!! Now what are the chances of landing directly (SPLASH!!!) into said beeya? That's a heck of a lot funnier than this shit, pardon the pun... :rolleyes:
Let it go people cos you'll soon have a new Republican President to bash in the forthcoming months. Start working on the material for that. ;)
Yes, praise Jesus!
Thanks for the insight Maxi...:)
Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Bush should be out of politics and never be allowed to govern anything, ever again.
If by "Bush", you mean the entire BCE, I would agree.
fryingdutchman
05-27-2007, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by Steve Savicki
We actually agree. :D
Like I give a fuck.
Don't you have some Harry Potter or Laura Branigan boards to pollute?
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