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Cato
01-08-2004, 12:49 AM
the first track from 5150 is pretty gay.

but Top Of The World sounds gayer to my ear...

Cato
01-08-2004, 12:50 AM
not sure what's the gayest, because I haven't heard all Van Hagar tunes yet.

Cato
01-08-2004, 12:51 AM
should I ask about this to KNOCKZ?

Sarge
01-08-2004, 12:57 AM
ALL OF THEM ARE GAY!

Panamark
01-08-2004, 04:00 AM
Like that gay goosewalk thing Van Hagar used to do. GAY GAY GAY. I actually think Mikey and Spammy's relationship is a little questionable. I wonder which of the two is the receptacle ??

FORD
01-08-2004, 04:48 AM
Cheese Comes Walkin In was pretty damn gay...

ThrillsNSpills
01-08-2004, 07:13 AM
I cant stop loving you
This song is a crime.
When you think of stuff like Romeo Delight.
(Do I have to tell you this?)
Like Mr. Big's Be with you, somthing for idiots to wave their arms to I guess. tralala tiptoe through the daffodils GAY

One Voice
01-08-2004, 09:17 AM
When it's love.
Hagar, some lyricist huh.

Catfish
01-08-2004, 02:11 PM
Standing on top of the World defies explaination.

One Voice
01-08-2004, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Catfish
Standing on top of the World defies explaination.

Thats how i feel about
'' only time will tell if we stand the test of time":rolleyes:

rustoffa
01-08-2004, 09:35 PM
....
So baby dry your eyes
Save all the tears you've cried
Oh, that's what dreams are made of
'Cause we belong in a world that must be strong
Oh, that's what dreams are made of.......

ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH.........


http://www.tomfarrington.com/rock/picts/sammy.jpg

Albert Einstein
01-08-2004, 10:03 PM
Why cant this be love!

First song I heard after the 1984 album
It fuckin blew chunks!

BrownSound1
01-09-2004, 02:48 PM
Love Comes Walking In is about as gay as it gets. I used to say Van Hagar was basically Loverboy with a better guitarist, but not even Loverboy had a song as gay as this one.

Hecubus
01-12-2004, 10:05 PM
'Dreams' gives me hives.
It's really unnerving to see how many people at the links have that as their favorite song.

UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!




That & "When it's Cheese".

Seshmeister
01-12-2004, 10:51 PM
All the big Van Hagar songs made me sick apart from Finish What you Started which had a certain groove to it.

Top of the World is truly fucking awful.

Cheers!

:gulp:

One Voice
01-13-2004, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by Hecubus
'Dreams' gives me hives.
It's really unnerving to see how many people at the links have that as their favorite song.

UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!




That & "When it's Cheese".

What a bunch of candy ass cunts at the links.
Edward VH could come to their house, fuck their mothers in the ass and make em watch, and these pussies would say
" Gee, aint Edward a cool guy."

BigBadBrian
01-22-2004, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Brownsound1
I used to say Van Hagar was basically Loverboy with a better guitarist,

That's simply just about the best description I ever heard of for Van Hagar. :gulp:


Cheese Comes Walking In and
When It's Cheese

get my vote.

Gmoney
01-22-2004, 06:03 PM
Finish What You Started is very gay!!

DLR7884
01-22-2004, 08:26 PM
A Apolitical Blues is a horrible song. Sammy sings the blues as well as Ed Van Halen doesn't smoke.

DLR7884
That song is total filler.

MAX
01-22-2004, 10:53 PM
Well, anything The Red Chunker sings pretty much fucking sucks but How about these gems for Best of Cheese: Dreams, Love Walks In, When It's Cheese, Feels So Good, Top Of The World sucks shit as well and that Can't Stop Loving You is fucking horrible. *puke*

TMR
01-22-2004, 11:10 PM
I think that's the reason why Dave left the band....because the VAN HAGAR band are gay!

ThrillsNSpills
01-25-2004, 09:06 PM
http://www.vhforums.com/forums/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB10&Number=460553&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

;)

Dr. Love
01-28-2004, 02:33 PM
Feels So Good.

Feels SO FUCKING GAY

anyway, I like Van Hagar, but I HATE THAT FUCKING SONG

Full Bug
01-28-2004, 02:46 PM
Finish What Ya Started, I fuckin hate that crap, and the video is even worse then the song, makes me want to jump into the TV and punch Hagar in the face..... :donkey:

choppizz
01-28-2004, 02:54 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by rustoffa
....
So baby dry your eyes
Save all the tears you've cried
Oh, that's what dreams are made of
'Cause we belong in a world that must be strong
Oh, that's what dreams are made of.......

[B]ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH.........


Amen Rustoffa!!! Preach it! Dreams is by far the benchmark of gaydom in the Van Hagar song vault. Then they had the nerve to try and lessen it's gayness by putting Blue Angels footage with the song for the video!!!!!!! Blasphemy! There was another band that made their career out of watered down ballads - Journey. Van Hagar joins the ranks of Journey. Hardefuckinhar!

Golden AWe
01-29-2004, 12:34 PM
Spanked...


I understood that the lyrics are about prostitutes or something...

Sammy Gaygar on the air..."call her up, on the spankline"...GAYGAYGAY...

And yes, "Can't stop loving you"

flappo
01-29-2004, 01:21 PM
i agree


most of balance , ou812 and that other one are embarrasingly crass

love is mentioned every other line

makes me wanna puke

fuck was the ONLY good van hagar album - and half of that was shit


BWAHAHAHAHA!

DLR7884
01-29-2004, 01:34 PM
And the only reason FUCK was somewhat listenable, was because it sounded kinda like Dave era VH because of Ted Templeman.

DLR7884
Is Templeman still alive? I think I read that he died about 2 years ago.

S.P.G
01-29-2004, 02:25 PM
Right Now
Right now this song is so gay and forever will be!

vamp1227
01-30-2004, 09:02 AM
Finish What Ya Started

jabrow75
02-03-2004, 11:16 PM
Man on a Mission
The Dream is Over
Not Enough

Albert Einstein
02-04-2004, 10:03 PM
Fuckin all of em!

Gmoney
02-04-2004, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa

ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH.........


http://www.tomfarrington.com/rock/picts/sammy.jpg [/B]


Why is Hagar doing this bear doggie style??

Cathedral
02-05-2004, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Donkman
Fuckin all of em!

Serve this man a cup of Ditto, on me...

Gmoney
02-05-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Cathedral
Serve this man a cup of Ditto, on me...

That was some funny shit!! LOL!!!

Panamark
02-06-2004, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by Gmoney
Why is Hagar doing this bear doggie style??


He's not, he's doing that Dead Bear up the Ass. Not only is Spammy Gay, but he's a Gay necrophiliac into Beastialty !! Thank god that poor Bear is dead. Methinks Mikey might be the current "Dead Bear"

Leandro Pujiz
02-08-2004, 12:11 AM
Everything of SammyGaygar time is so GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Every song is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finish what ya starded, is the gayest tune....

Leandro Pujiz
02-08-2004, 12:17 AM
OH!

Sammy singin Panama and Jump is sad...Sammy tryin to be Dave It`sad...

KANE
02-09-2004, 12:00 AM
Let me think, uhhhhhhhh,
ALL OF THEM !


















SNEAK IT ! EAT IT ! FLATUALATE IT !......say it !

alexpgrimes
02-09-2004, 12:06 AM
The only song gayer that the Van Hagar songs was the one that Ed sang on VH3 How many I say. God that was aweful.

DLR7884
02-09-2004, 02:31 AM
Yes, it sure was AWEFUL.

DLR7884
Just awful.

Kirdee
02-10-2004, 07:39 PM
It's gotta be either...

Why Can't This Be Love? or Can't Stop Lovin' You

The latter being probably the worst 'Halen song ever! Fuggin' hell, a true musical crime, that one! Hell, Eddie's not even in the video...

Panamark
02-13-2004, 10:33 AM
I guess the real question should have been is there any non-Gay Van Hagar tunes ??

BITEYOASS
02-13-2004, 11:46 AM
Well all of em are pretty damn gay! The Gayest spammy song of em all has to be: "Love comes walking in"; especially that lyric "Some kind of alien heads for the opening". Excuse me Spammy, but I don't wanna hear about how some alien probbed you anus!!!!!:mad: :mad2:

One Voice
02-13-2004, 06:11 PM
Now thats funny.:D :D

Panamark
02-14-2004, 04:45 AM
Sammy reckons he has been visited by aliens a few times. That lyric suddenly makes a lot of sense.

Ok, something that doesnt make sense, why is a Van Hagar thread in VH/DLR Songs And Albums ?

ELVIS
02-14-2004, 10:12 PM
Why is Van Hagar on this website period ??

rustoffa
02-14-2004, 10:22 PM
the ou812 effect.............
http://www.bigheadbadhair.com/pukebig.jpg

Cato
02-15-2004, 07:30 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
why is a Van Hagar thread in VH/DLR Songs And Albums ?
yeah indeed...:rolleyes:

One Voice
03-04-2004, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by alexpgrimes
The only song gayer that the Van Hagar songs was the one that Ed sang on VH3 How many I say. God that was aweful.

If i am in a shitty mood i will put this awful fucking song on, and
will be laughing my ass off before Gayry chimes in.This is the worst excuse for a song i have ever heard in my life.

Sweet Irony
03-04-2004, 09:19 PM
House of Music???


I dont know where the hell this thread fits in------



????????

degüello
03-21-2004, 02:04 AM
I haven't heard every Van Hagar song either, but...

I'll see your Dreams, Love Comes Walking In, When It's Love, Feels So Good, and Can't Stop Lovin' You, and throw in: Get Up, Mine All Mine, Runaround, and (Don't Tell Me) What Love Can Do.

Often when Sammy tries to 'rock out hard' he comes off sounding even worse than the power-ballad soft-rock schlock that's his forté.

degüello
03-21-2004, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Leandro Pujiz
... Sammy singin Panama and Jump is sad...Sammy tryin to be Dave It`sad...

Yes, extremely sad.

One of the most cringe-inducing Van Hagar moments is Spammy's 'rap-in-the-rafters' in Live Without a Net, during Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love.

Instead of saying, "You know I lost a lot of friends there baby... I got no time to mess around," Spammy's up high, running around some runway-in-the-rafters thing, with his Garth/Britney/Madonna mic strapped on, shouting, "You know I could lose my ass up here, baby..."

Ugh. Good god.

Figs
04-14-2005, 05:31 PM
Dreams is fucking UBER-GAY!!!!

Panamark
04-15-2005, 02:58 PM
Cant stop loving you.

What a way to butcher to the old A F#min D E progression fellas !


Every Breathe you take (Police) was much better usage of this
progression..

bueno bob
04-15-2005, 04:54 PM
I would say the gayest Van Hagar songs are (in no particular order):

Good Enough, Why Can't This be Love, Get Up, Dreams, Summer Nights, Best of Both Worlds, Love Walks In, 5150, Inside, Mine All Mine, When it's Love, A.F.U., Cabo Wabo, Source of Infection, Feels So Good, Finish What Ya Started, Black and Blue, Sucker in a 3 Piece, A Apolitical Blues (not original, but the remake is still gay), Poundcake, Judgement Day, Spanked, Runaround, Pleasure Dome, In 'n' Out, Man on a Mission, The Dream is Over, Right Now, 316, Top of the World, All of the live album, The Seventh Seal, Can't Stop Lovin You, Don't Tell Me What Love Can Do, Amsterdam, Big Fat Money, Aftershock, Doin Time, Not Enough, Strung Out, Baluchitherium, Take Me Back, Feelin, CROSSING OVER (Rikk), Humans Being, Its About Time, Up for Breakfast, Learning to See and all the covers they've done live between 1986 and 2004.

The rest of them are actually pretty cool, though!

Panamark
04-16-2005, 03:18 AM
Bob has it covered ! LOL :D

bueno bob
04-16-2005, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
Bob has it covered ! LOL :D

Amazingly, the list didn't take long to compile. Go figure, hunh?

Last_Child
04-16-2005, 09:57 AM
When It's Love....ahh jesus cheeseus :hagar1:

Soul Reaper
04-16-2005, 01:30 PM
gayest hagar song?

stupid question. all of them.