Jesus has a MySpace.

[Steve Savicki]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=32763502

May there be controversey over this LJ account.

They spelled "Jerusalem" wrong. What does that tell you?

[bueno bob]

Stupid.

[Douglas T.]

Jesus just left Chicago!

[Jesus Christ]

Verily My children, it is as I told My disciples that it would be in the Last Days, with false Christs and false prophets appearing everywhere. Even on this very board, I notice that a false Christ hath registered. :(

By their fruits shall ye know them, and verily the Son of Man shall never have an account at My Space which is owned by the false prophet Murdoch.