Do you think Greg Allman could survive falling into a roadside chipper/shredder?

[rustoffa]

Ok, I love the old Allman Bros' shit as much as the next classic rock stalwart, but after hearing Statesboro Blues about 50 times earlier today?- I wondered if Greg Allman could survive falling into one of those gigantic fucking tree shredders. Maybe if he rode a motorcycle into it or something....

Thoughts?

[VanHalener]

Question is, "Could a roadside chipper/shredder survive Greg Allman falling into it?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx0E-CSdK-Y

[FORD]

He'd die, but it would take him a while.

And the whole time he'd be screaming.....

Sometimes I feel
Yeah sometimes I feel
Like I'm trapped by a chipper blade
trapped by a chipper blade
trapped by a chipper blade
Oh Lord I feel like I'm dyin.......

[thome]

E'Yeap, it must be a chain, we have the same up here in KC.

Endless dollars vanishing like so much paper in a chipper.

[CROWBAR]

Nah, he'd probably kill the machine.:D