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Mr. Vengeance
07-07-2007, 12:27 PM
I can hear the banjo music on the AM car radio now...

11-year-old charged with driving drunk in Alabama Fri Jul 6, 3:14 PM ET



MIAMI (Reuters) - An 11-year-old girl was charged with drunken driving after leading police on a chase at speeds of up to 100 mph that ended when she flipped the car in an Alabama beach town.

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A video camera in the police car captured the look of surprise on the officer's face when he approached the wrecked car and got a look at the motorist.

The Mobile Press-Register newspaper said the patrolman saw the Chevrolet Monte Carlo speeding and flashed his lights to signal the driver to stop. Instead, the car sped faster, travelling at up to 100 mph (160 kph) before sideswiping another vehicle and flipping over in the Gulf Coast town of Orange Beach, Alabama, on Tuesday night.

The young driver, who lived nearby in Perdido Key, Florida, was treated at a hospital for scrapes and bruises and released to relatives. Police also charged her with speeding, leaving the scene of an accident and reckless endangerment.

The car belonged to a relative and police were still trying to find out where she got the alcohol. There was none in the vehicle but her blood alcohol level was over the limit for adult motorists, police told the newspaper.

Viking
07-07-2007, 07:47 PM
LOL Yup. And she'll be a mom by 15.

Diamondjimi
07-08-2007, 10:27 PM
Unfuckinbelievable......

Someone in Alabama is out one fine 8-track player......

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jhale667
07-08-2007, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Viking
LOL Yup. And she'll be a mom by 15.

Being generous, aren't you? I was thinking more like 13...:lol:

BrownSound1
07-08-2007, 10:49 PM
Excuse me motherfuckers, but that person was not from Alabama...she's from Florida.

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-08-2007, 10:51 PM
Excuse you motherfucker, I'm from Florida!


:D

Yeah, whoever thought Miami was in Alabama is a retard.

jhale667
07-09-2007, 01:16 AM
Totally missed the Miami Reuters tag lol...but does it really matter where she's from?;)
DUI at 11? Yeah, great things in this girl's future...:D

Redballjets88
07-09-2007, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by BrownSound1
Excuse me motherfuckers, but that person was not from Alabama...she's from Florida.

i love bama. im sick of people saying people from the south are retards its bullshit.

Dan
07-09-2007, 01:37 AM
I Live in The Deep South.:D

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-09-2007, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by Dan
I Live in The Deep South.:D

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Redballjets88
07-09-2007, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by Dan
I Live in The Deep South.:D

i like little nicky too

if in fact that is what you were quoting

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-09-2007, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by Redballjets88
i like little nicky too

if in fact that is what you were quoting

He lives in fucking New Zealand.

jhale667
07-09-2007, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
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God, Banjo Boy is still frightening...:D

Hardrock69
07-09-2007, 09:01 AM
The film footage was on CNN last week.

Stupid girl is lucky she did not die or kill an innocent person when she crashed the car during the high-speed pursuit.
:mad:

BITEYOASS
07-09-2007, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Redballjets88
i love bama. im sick of people saying people from the south are retards its bullshit.

Exactly, everyone knows all the retards live in Utah! :D

Steve Savicki
07-09-2007, 11:42 AM
Miami, Alabama- doesn't sound like it would fit even if it actually were a city, state combo.

Dan
07-09-2007, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
He lives in fucking New Zealand.

:D

Viking
07-09-2007, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by BrownSound1:


Excuse me motherfuckers, but that person was not from Alabama...she's from Florida.

My, my, BrownSound. Touched a nerve, didn't we? :D 'Bama ho, Florida ho, it's all one big trailer park down here. Lookit - I'm over in fuckin' Valley, a little east of Auburn. My 18-year-old stepdaughter is about to download a grandspawn next month. And the only thing that kept her from being pregnant before now is the Colt in the cedar chest :elvis: and the axe I showed her deadbeat boyfriend when I explained what the blade was going to do to him, cock-and-balls first, if he so much as made her burp a cum bubble before she was legally an adult. I can joke about this shit. Jesus H. Christ Lord God Almighty In Heaven On High knows I've earned that right. And when it comes to these slope-headed peckerwoods down here, I UUUUUUUSE it. :killer: :killer: :killer:

Diamondjimi
07-09-2007, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Viking
Originally posted by BrownSound1:



My, my, BrownSound. Touched a nerve, didn't we? :D 'Bama ho, Florida ho, it's all one big trailer park down here. Lookit - I'm over in fuckin' Valley, a little east of Auburn. My 18-year-old stepdaughter is about to download a grandspawn next month. And the only thing that kept her from being pregnant before now is the Colt in the cedar chest :elvis: and the axe I showed her deadbeat boyfriend when I explained what the blade was going to do to him, cock-and-balls first, if he so much as made her burp a cum bubble before she was legally an adult. I can joke about this shit. Jesus H. Christ Lord God Almighty In Heaven On High knows I've earned that right. And when it comes to these slope-headed peckerwoods down here, I UUUUUUUSE it. :killer: :killer: :killer:

:lol:

rustoffa
07-09-2007, 10:01 PM
I've got nothing against Alabama...Lake Wedowee rocks...literally! I procured a really nice 351W in Auburn awhile back. Anyway, this is pretty funny!

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Nitro Express
07-10-2007, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by Viking
LOL Yup. And she'll be a mom by 15.

Yup and her cousin will be the daddy.

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-10-2007, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by Redballjets88
i like little nicky too

Don't lie. Nobody liked that piece of trash.

BigBadBrian
07-10-2007, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
Yup and her cousin will be the daddy.

:rolleyes:

Like you bumfucks out in that neck of the woods have anything on Alabama.

ODShowtime
07-11-2007, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by BrownSound1
Excuse me motherfuckers, but that person was not from Alabama...she's from Florida.

Yeah, but she's from the part of FL that's close to Alabama. :D