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sadaist
07-11-2007, 03:24 AM
What's on your "To Do" list before you die? I don't mean things like writing your will, making sure your funeral expenses are covered, or having enough put away for your kids college. What do YOU want to experience before your time is up?
Me...
Run with the bulls in Pamplona. Spain (just missed this years)
Visit Rio D Janeiro & Mt. Corcovado
Be in La Tomatina...the big tomato fight in Bunol, Spain
Catch a Marlin or Sailfish
Skydive
Visit Easter Island
I wanna begin the rest of my existence starting in Vermont or New Hampshire at a bed and breakfast, continue that day (doing everything else inbetween i.e. cruises, beaches, days off snuggying as it rains outside, waiting on her hand and foot, cooking with, partying, watching her dumb shows, falling asleep and waking up next to, spoiling, pampering and just taking care of her) until we grow old and grey together or until she gets sick of me... ;)
Oh and catching this upcoming tour a cupla times would be nice as well. :)
BITEYOASS
07-11-2007, 08:00 AM
Start a band, release an album every year for about 5-8 years and then just end my career at festival in which I urge the entire crowd to do whatever the fuck they want while I sing naked. :D
BITEYOASS
07-11-2007, 08:04 AM
I definetely want to go out with a bang. FBI file and all of that infamous stuff. And if I'm terminaly ill, then I shall tie myself to the driver seat of a fast car, chew some cyanide and go off a cliff. :D
BITEYOASS
07-11-2007, 08:05 AM
It'll be an american version of a Viking funeral.
knuckleboner
07-11-2007, 09:41 AM
um...something about meeting one of the chicks in sadist's signature...
thome
07-11-2007, 09:56 AM
Play 18 holes with Roth on some coola as fuk golf course, all the while being handed brews and booze by 18 -18 yr old -NEKKID- Porney Whores that control the Golf / Booze cart .
Ahe! Fuk Roth
Fuk The whores
Fuk the booze
I would just like to play golf once in my life.
MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-11-2007, 10:08 AM
I'd like to see Katie die before I go.
diamondsgirl
07-12-2007, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by MAX
I wanna begin the rest of my existence starting in Vermont or New Hampshire at a bed and breakfast, continue that day (doing everything else inbetween i.e. cruises, beaches, days off snuggying as it rains outside, waiting on her hand and foot, cooking with, partying, watching her dumb shows, falling asleep and waking up next to, spoiling, pampering and just taking care of her) until we grow old and grey together or until she gets sick of me... ;)
Oh and catching this upcoming tour a cupla times would be nice as well. :)
don't forget the peanutbutter!! :p
diamondsgirl
07-12-2007, 12:31 AM
I wanna ride off into the sunset on my Harley with him on the back...or in the side car because he's too scayed :D
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I wanna ride off into the sunset on my Harley with him on the back...or in the side car because he's too scayed :D
Don't you mean peavnut buvter? ;)
C'mon Dolly, this will look HOT!!!
http://www.harley-davidson.com/PR/MOT/2007/images/colors/pnw_tle_dom_c04_stw_s.jpg
Me with a scarf, leather helmet and goggvles. You in total control!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....
Meet up With some of my Roth Army Friends,maybe if The Tour is a Go.:)
VanHalener
07-12-2007, 04:20 AM
Originally posted by Dan
Meet up With some of my Roth Army Friends,maybe if The Tour is a Go.:)
I'll second that motion:gulp: :hitch:
To see a full Van Halen reunion before I am pushing up daisies :cato2: :daisy: :cato2: is high on the list.
Thank God I saw Boston a few years ago!
:cato2: Brad Delp :cato2:
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There's a laundry list of things I need to do before I meet my Maker, but I would like to impose a "No Van Halen Member Left Behind" policy now, just incase I am able to see a reunion before I am :cato2: :daisy: :cato2:
:cool: DLR EVH AVH MA :cool:
Nitro Express
07-12-2007, 04:55 AM
Make as much money as I can and fuck as many women as possible.
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
don't forget the peanutbutter!! :p
Angelface,
Think of this but with a long scarf... ;) :D
http://www.kidscostumesandmore.com/images/costumes/red-baron-4545-dis.jpg
Seriously Dollydoo, we'll look like a million bucks!!!
http://www.bikernewsonline.com/harley-davidson/uploaded_images/1958-duo-glide-with-sidecar-761000.jpg
Some hot chick like you taking care of a retaad like me? ;)
hideyoursheep
07-12-2007, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by Dan
Meet up With some of my Roth Army Friends,maybe if The Tour is a Go.:)
If this tour happens, me casa tu casa.
Hell, you can all come over and sleep upstairs...
But someone has to take BITEYOASS's car keys...I don't trust him.:p :gulp: :bottle: :smoke2: :drive:
Hardrock69
07-12-2007, 10:50 AM
Basically I wanna fuck Dana Delaney!!
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops645/exit_to_eden_dana_delany0012.jpg
Or Lucy Lawless:
http://www.xenafan.com/articles/maxim/lucy_in_maxim_6.jpg
BITEYOASS
07-12-2007, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by hideyoursheep
If this tour happens, me casa tu casa.
Hell, you can all come over and sleep upstairs...
But someone has to take BITEYOASS's car keys...I don't trust him.:p :gulp: :bottle: :smoke2: :drive:
No problem, I never liked driving anyway. That's why I usually drive small cheap cars. Besides, I'm not terminally ill, so there is nothing to worry about, unless my fiancee is giving me a BJ while I drive.
bastardog
07-12-2007, 11:41 AM
* Fuck at least one 20 - 27 age girl of every continent. Japanesse girl been the last one...:) (the better for the last ride)
* Jump from a plane with a parachute (on myself...not attached to an instructor on my back)
* Travel to a heavy metal festival in Europe (Germany, Sweden or Spain) shirtless and drunk as you can imagine
* Visit Italy, Spain, England.....and all of those countries that where involved in the cruzades to see castles, churches and all the interesting stuff (atleast to me)
* Cross the country (USA) with some pals (no wives) in a muscle car....just for the adventure..... (that one could be one for the later days)
and there are some other interesting stuff too that I also want to do (like the run with the bulls, visit the holly land, cross "El camino de Santiago"on a bicycle) but aren't as important to me that the ones noted
Diamondjimi
07-12-2007, 12:56 PM
What do you want to do before you die?
Have my band open for Van Halen,
rocknrolldork
07-12-2007, 02:08 PM
Peyote with Padma Lakshmi and Halle Berry.
Coyote
07-12-2007, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by sadaist
What's on your "To Do" list before you die? I don't mean things like writing your will, making sure your funeral expenses are covered, or having enough put away for your kids college. What do YOU want to experience before your time is up?
A lot.
Including getting my own little tropical island. :D
delta5150
07-12-2007, 03:47 PM
I wanna drive a Lancia Delta S4
Street version followed by the Rally version (1.8 Twin-turbo 400bhp)
BITEYOASS
07-12-2007, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by diamondjimi
What do you want to do before you die?
Have my band open for Van Halen,
Uh that sounds like a death wish to me. Cause you should know any band no matter how good, will feel as if they are thrown in a lions den.
sadaist
07-12-2007, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by bastardog
* Travel to a heavy metal festival in Europe (Germany, Sweden or Spain) shirtless and drunk as you can imagine
* Cross the country (USA) with some pals (no wives) in a muscle car....just for the adventure.....
Fuck yeah. Those are some good ones.
sadaist
07-12-2007, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by delta5150
I wanna drive a Lancia Delta S4
Street version followed by the Rally version (1.8 Twin-turbo 400bhp)
Aren't these the cars that always wipe out the bystanders? I guess it's their own fault for standing right on the edge of the track on the outside of a turn.
http://www.vrchy.com/rechberg06/original/rech06_129_P4292173.jpg
katie
07-12-2007, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
I'd like to see Katie die before I go.
http://www.goldleafdesigns.co.uk/eft/photos/crying.jpg
Merrygaycunt stop crying and pull yourself together you fucking pussy.
NEXT!
Blackflag
07-12-2007, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by sadaist
What do YOU want to experience before your time is up?
Katie. :sex: :smoke2:
Viking
07-12-2007, 08:54 PM
1) Fuck a midget. :spank:
2) Actually witnessing a person do it when told to go fuck themselves. :D
3) Seeing Dave and Edweird perform onstage together. ( I know, I'll be a pile of bones before then. :mad: In that case, then, I'd like to see Ed go fuck himself. :D)
4) Go into space and moon the planet. :moon:
5) Build a big retention wall around Washington, D.C., and shoot any critter that tries to climb over it, Republican or Democrat.
Hey, Hardrock - great pelt on that Delaney chick. :killer: :killer: :killer: :killer: :killer: Shaved beavers turn to stubble, and it gives my 'nadsack prickly heat. Gimme the full rug every time.
blonddgirl777
07-12-2007, 11:56 PM
Travel, Travel, Travel!!!
Get to talk to some people I've "let go of" along the way and try to understand the ones that I despise...
Make sure my son grows up to be a fine (and independant) young man... and a good CVH fan!
VanHalener
07-13-2007, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by Viking
1) Fuck a midget. :spank:
2) Actually witnessing a person do it when told to go fuck themselves. :D
3) Seeing Dave and Edweird perform onstage together. ( I know, I'll be a pile of bones before then. :mad: In that case, then, I'd like to see Ed go fuck himself. :D)
4) Go into space and moon the planet. :moon:
5) Build a big retention wall around Washington, D.C., and shoot any critter that tries to climb over it, Republican or Democrat.
Hey, Hardrock - great pelt on that Delaney chick. :killer: :killer: :killer: :killer: :killer: Shaved beavers turn to stubble, and it gives my 'nadsack prickly heat. Gimme the full rug every time.
:rofl: :rockit2: :hitch:
I would like to join the Mile High Club:spank:
vh rides again
07-15-2007, 09:58 AM
i am going to retire in 9 years,to clearwater florida.
it is my goal to start a world class tarpon fishing tournament team.
it will happen.
binnie
07-15-2007, 10:05 AM
Things to do before I die:
Triplets.
Learn two other languages
Be well respected in my field
See New York
Meet James Hetfield
Fuck Brooke Burke
Cum on Penelope Cruz's face.
Oh, and make Mrs binnie truly happy (something tells me that several things on my list might prevent that from happening!)
Mr. Vengeance
07-15-2007, 10:08 AM
Hmmm....I'd probably like to go to Ireland to see where my ancestry came from, and then just find a nice, friendly corner pub and spend about a week in there, getting to know the locals.
I'd also like to visit James Dean's gravesite.
I want my fucking Philadelphia Eagles to win a Super Bowl. My Phillies win at least one more World Series. The Flyers win another Stanley Cup. Villanova win another NCAA Basketball championship. Notre Dame win another football national title...Hell, all my teams, just give me one championship!
Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Hmmm....I'd probably like to go to Ireland to see where my ancestry came from, and then just find a nice, friendly corner pub and spend about a week in there, getting to know the locals.
Let me know when you are going...that is on my list too.
The biggest thing I want to do before I die is retire...and I do not mean a day or two before either!
Coyote
07-15-2007, 05:16 PM
I'll elaborate a bit.
- Visit some rock'n'roll graves (Randy Rhoads, Phil Lynott, etc.)
- Check out some exotic places (Tokyo, India, Alabama...)
- Get a black belt in Kama Sutra with Jessica Simpson (might take a while)
- Slam some drinks with The Toastmaster General
Y'know, simple obtainable shit. :D
binnie
07-15-2007, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
- Get a black belt in Kama Sutra with Jessica Simpson (might take a while)
I just spit my drink out at that one! Ha Ha!!
chi-town324
07-15-2007, 06:50 PM
1) Attend the Super bowl
2)Go to Carnival in Rio
3) Sing take your whiskey home with Ed playing on Guitar
4) Meet DLR
SparkieD
07-16-2007, 10:20 AM
6. See Iron Maiden on their home turf.
5. Ride every steel roller coaster in the U.S. that's over 150 feet.
4. Swim with a manta ray.
3. Surf some real waves (Not these piddly little Atlantic ones) w/my kid.
2. Spend a night in a real Tiki hut w/my babe.
1. See my daughter grow up to be a confident, productive (not RE-productive,) and truly happy adult.
VanHalener
07-16-2007, 11:30 AM
Meet and party with the members of the Real Van Halen.
manage toi with the twins up the street from my place.
Blow up an abandoned bridge
Break the world record for large mouth bass.
Get the twins back down here and have vanhalenette make it three on one:bananna: :bananna: :spank:
Hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cool:
delta5150
07-16-2007, 12:03 PM
1) Drive a Lancia Delta S4, street and then rally version
2) Play guitar in a live concert
3) Make passionate love to a beautiful girl who is a Van Halen fan
4) Go to Mars
5) Go to a classic van halen concert
There you go!
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