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Sgt Schultz

07-11-2007, 04:54 PM

Algerian car bombing kills 8

A car bombing killed at least eight people at military barracks southeast of the Algerian capital on Wednesday, according to local media.

The attack occurred some 50 miles southeast of Algiers, according to Algerian media reporting from the scene. No other details were immediately available.

In April, coordinated suicide bombings killed 33 people and injured more than 200 in the Algerian capital.

Al-Qaida in Islamic North Africa claimed responsibility for those attacks. The group, formerly called the GSPC, was built on the foundations of an Algerian insurgency movement that fought to topple the nation's secular government in the 1990s.

The insurgency broke out in 1992 after the army canceled elections that a fundamentalist Islamic party was set to win, and over the years as many as 200,000 people — including militants, security forces and civilians — were killed. Until recently, attacks had been waning

My cousin, who has been living in Algeria for 20 years, has finally been able to move back to the U.S.. Her family had to pretty much keep her in hiding because of her nationality

.........and now the rest of this week's news from everyone's favorit religion!

Date Country City Killed Injured Description
7/11/07 Somalia Mogadishu 7 4 Islamists kill civilians and police by throwing grenades into a market.
7/11/07 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 Islamists murder a rubber worker on his plantation.
7/11/07 Algeria Lakhdria 8 20 At least eight people are killed when a teenage suicide bomber detonates near a sports venue.
7/10/07 Somalia Mogadishu 2 5 Two civilians are killed when a grenade is thrown into a busy marketplace.
7/10/07 Philippines Basilan 14 9 Abu Sayyaf militants kill 14 members of a search party looking for a kidnapped priest. At least ten are beheaded.
7/10/07 Iraq Sherween 18 40 Eighteen villagers are killed when al-Qaeda militants stage an assault.
7/10/07 Afghanistan Deh Rawud 17 30 A suicide bomber detonates at a market, killing seventeen innocencts, including children.
7/10/07 Pakistan Kohat 1 11 Islamic militants kill one soldier at a checkpoint.
7/10/07 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 A village chief is ambushed killed on the road by Muslim terrorists, as he is driving home football players.
7/10/07 Thailand Yala 1 0 A 48-year-old Buddhist man is shot to death in his car by Muslim radicals.
7/9/07 Pakistan Peshawar 3 1 Three Chinese motorcycle workers are shot to death by Islamic radicals.
7/9/07 Chechnya Vedeno 3 5 Mujahideen stop a Russian vehicle with a landmine, then shoot the occupants.
7/9/07 Somalia Mogadishu 3 8 At least three civilians are killed when Islamists lob grenades into a market.
7/9/07 Iraq Ghazaliya 4 0 Four members of a family are kidnapped and strangled by Islamic terrorists.
7/8/07 Iraq Baghdad 2 0 The bodies of a husband and wife, kidnapped by al-Qaeda, surface with slit throats.
7/8/07 Pakistan Bannu 1 3 Islamic militants attack a security patrol with grenades.
7/8/07 Somalia Mogadishu 1 0 Islamic gunmen shoot a policeman three times in the head.
7/8/07 Afghanistan Kandahar 2 0 Two civilians are beheaded by the Taliban.
7/8/07 Pakistan Bajur 1 7 Islamic militants detonate a bomb under a police vehicle, killing one officer.
7/8/07 Pakistan Islamabad 1 0 A Pakistani solider is killed by an Islamist sniper outside a mosque.
7/7/07 Chechnya Grozny 2 1 A police officer and an engineer are killed in separate attacks by Jihadis.
7/7/07 Afghanistan Kunar 1 8 A 10-year-old boy is killed when Islamic terrorists fire a rocket into his home.
7/7/07 Afghanistan Uruzgan 1 0 Religious extremists kidnap a man from his home and then shoot him to death.
7/6/07 Pakistan Dir 4 1 A suicide bomber on a bicylce kills four Pakistani soldiers.
7/6/07 Pakistan North Waziristan 2 4 An attack by radical Islamists leaves at least two tribesmen dead.
7/6/07 Pakistan Islamabad 2 0 Two students are executed by mosque radicals over their plans to surrender to police.
7/6/07 Somalia Mogadishu 1 0 A government official is assassinated by members of an Islamic militia.
7/6/07 Thailand Pattani 1 0 A 50-year-old Buddhist woman is shot to death by Islamists in her store.
7/6/07 Thailand Yala 1 0 An elderly rubber worker is murdered by Muslim extremists.
7/6/07 Somalia Huriwa 4 6 Islamists kill four more children with a roadside bomb.
7/6/07 Somalia Mogadishu 5 0 Five children are killed when a landmine planted by Islamic militias explodes.
7/6/07 Somalia Afgoi 1 0 A bus station guard is shot to death by Islamic gunmen.
7/5/07 Afghanistan Spin Boldak 8 11 A suicidal Sunni rams an Afghan convoy with an explosives-laden car, killing eight.
7/5/07 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 A 32-year-old rubber worker is shot to death by Islamic militants.
7/5/07 Somalia Bossaso 1 0 A government employee is gunned down at a restaurant.
7/5/07 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 A civilian is gunned down by militant Muslims.
7/4/07 Pakistan Bannu 11 6 Two children are among eleven people killed when a suicide car bomber rams into a group of vehicles.
7/4/07 Pal. Auth. Gaza 1 0 A civilian is killed in a shootout between two Islamist groups.
7/4/07 Afghansitan Kandahar 7 0 Six Canadians and one Afghan are killed by a roadside bomb planted by the Taliban.
7/4/07 Pakistan Swat 4 2 Four civilians are killed when a Muslim terrorist tosses a grenade onto a city street.
7/4/07 Pakistan Charbagh 1 0 al-Qaeda militants gun down a policeman on his way to work.
7/4/07 India Kupwara 1 0 A man is killed in a Mujahideen landmine attack.
7/4/07 Pakistan Swat 1 4 Pro-Taliban militants fire a rocket into a police station, killing one officer.
7/3/07 India Rajouri 1 1 Hizb-ul-Mujahideen terrorists attack a security patrol, killing one member.
7/3/07 Pakistan Islamabad 3 0 A Pakistani soldier, businessman and a cameraman are shot to death by student radicals at a madrassah.
7/3/07 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 A young woman is shot to death by Muslims as she is picking up food for her mother.
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x259/sgtschultz_2007/got-quran.jpg

FORD

07-11-2007, 05:03 PM

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/8531.jpg

Nickdfresh

07-11-2007, 08:31 PM

Gee. Another partisan linkless spam featuring the statistical "facts" posted out of context...

Well, there are lies, damn lies, and then there are__________. --Mark Twain

BTW, notice how they mention just a couple of incidents from Iraq?

Nickdfresh

07-11-2007, 08:36 PM

The Six Most Feared but Least Likely Causes of Death
by www.SixWise.com (http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/05/07/13/the_six_most_feared_but_least_likely_causes_of_dea th.htm)

...
Terrorist attack: With the recent London bombings and September 11th not too far behind, death by terrorist attack is fresh in many people's minds. A poll in Conde Nast Traveler in February 2003 found that one-third of respondents feared a terrorist attack. What are your real odds of dying this way? Historically speaking, it's a one in 9.3 million chance--which is a slightly greater risk than you have of dying in an avalanche.
....

Actual Leading Causes of Death

An unhealthy diet is actually a leading cause of death in the United States.

Biggest fears aside, the Journal of the American Medical Association published a study that uncovered the actual leading causes of death in the United States (in 2000). Overwhelmingly, these causes stem from our own, modifiable behaviors.

*

Tobacco (435,000 deaths, 18.1 percent of total U.S. deaths)
*

Poor diet and physical inactivity (400,000 deaths, 16.6 percent)
*

Alcohol consumption (85,000 deaths, 3.5 percent)
*

Microbial agents (75,000)
*

Toxic agents (55,000)
*

Motor vehicle crashes (43,000)
*

Incidents involving firearms (29,000)
*

Sexual behaviors (20,000)
* Illicit use of drugs (17,000)

See, you don't have to such a 'chicken little' pussy when it comes to terrorism.:)

DEMON CUNT

07-11-2007, 09:03 PM

In addition, according to the CDC, one is more likely to die in a lightning strike than a terror event.

"Sgt" Slutz has plagiarized this religious hysteria from other websites. The "my cousin" testimoy smacks of Napoleon Dynamite.

Too bad his Führer has ignored Al-Qaida and squandered our military resources in Iraq.

Nitro Express

07-12-2007, 05:29 AM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
The Six Most Feared but Least Likely Causes of Death
by www.SixWise.com (http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/05/07/13/the_six_most_feared_but_least_likely_causes_of_dea th.htm)

...
Terrorist attack: With the recent London bombings and September 11th not too far behind, death by terrorist attack is fresh in many people's minds. A poll in Conde Nast Traveler in February 2003 found that one-third of respondents feared a terrorist attack. What are your real odds of dying this way? Historically speaking, it's a one in 9.3 million chance--which is a slightly greater risk than you have of dying in an avalanche.
....

Actual Leading Causes of Death

An unhealthy diet is actually a leading cause of death in the United States.

Biggest fears aside, the Journal of the American Medical Association published a study that uncovered the actual leading causes of death in the United States (in 2000). Overwhelmingly, these causes stem from our own, modifiable behaviors.

*

Tobacco (435,000 deaths, 18.1 percent of total U.S. deaths)
*

Poor diet and physical inactivity (400,000 deaths, 16.6 percent)
*

Alcohol consumption (85,000 deaths, 3.5 percent)
*

Microbial agents (75,000)
*

Toxic agents (55,000)
*

Motor vehicle crashes (43,000)
*

Incidents involving firearms (29,000)
*

Sexual behaviors (20,000)
* Illicit use of drugs (17,000)

See, you don't have to such a 'chicken little' pussy when it comes to terrorism.:)

Shit. Eating like Sammy Hagar and being a lazy ass are almost as deadly as cigarettes!

Sgt Schultz

07-12-2007, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
In addition, according to the CDC, one is more likely to die in a lightning strike than a terror event.

My updates about Islamic fanatics are not about fear. They are about exposing what kind of "religion" Islam is.

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT The "my cousin" testimoy smacks of Napoleon Dynamite.

No, actually in this case I'm serious. My cousin Debbie married a guy who was going to school at UW-Madison. He was from Algeria. She moved with him back to Algeria in the mid-80s and had 4 kids.

A few months ago her and her 4 kids moved to the U.S. Because of the bad situation there she could barely come out of their house and if she did have to ride in a car they would hide her under blankets.

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT Too bad his Führer has ignored Al-Qaida and squandered our military resources in Iraq.

Say what? If U.S. forces are battling and killing al -Qaida in Iraq how is that ignoring them? You are saying that the U.S. military is ignoring al-Qaida?

BigBadBrian

07-12-2007, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Sgt Schultz

Say what? If U.S. forces are battling and killing al -Qaida in Iraq how is that ignoring them? You are saying that the U.S. military is ignoring al-Qaida?

He is.

Most of those people are saying just that.

:gulp:

FORD

07-12-2007, 02:00 PM

Haven't you Busheep seen "The Power of Nightmares" yet?

There is no such thing as Al Qaeda in Iraq.

Nickdfresh

07-12-2007, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
My updates about Islamic fanatics are not about fear. They are about exposing what kind of "religion" Islam is.

Who gives a fuck? Then don't convert from whatever you are to Islam then...

No, actually in this case I'm serious. My cousin Debbie married a guy who was going to school at UW-Madison. He was from Algeria. She moved with him back to Algeria in the mid-80s and had 4 kids.

A few months ago her and her 4 kids moved to the U.S. Because of the bad situation there she could barely come out of their house and if she did have to ride in a car they would hide her under blankets.

Lesson learned! Don't fucking move to Algeria...

Say what? If U.S. forces are battling and killing al -Qaida in Iraq how is that ignoring them? You are saying that the U.S. military is ignoring al-Qaida?

They're not! They're mostly battling Sunni insurgents while being undermined by the Shiite gov't we've spent billion$ to build up...

And what is "al Qaida?" Any moron can say, "hey, I'm now in al Qaida," even though he has nothing to do with Bin Laden and is no real threat to the continental United States, nor is he in any real organized effort to spread terror beyond his own borders.

Again, giving into the semantics of terror and fear. It's interesting how our gov't, and al Qaida, have some of the same objectives. Mainly, using fear to control and influence....

And as always, if you feel so strongly about the US military battling Sunnis, then by all means join up...

knuckleboner

07-12-2007, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
My updates about Islamic fanatics are not about fear. They are about exposing what kind of "religion" Islam is.

and indeed you have exposed it. given the 46 events for this week you listed, and the roughly 1.1 billion worldwide muslim population, you've shown that at least 0.0000042% of all muslims are terrorists.

Nickdfresh

07-12-2007, 05:28 PM

He also forgot to relate that the vast majority of jihadist terrorism is Muslim on Muslim violence that is isolated to various parts of the world...

"sgt" Schultz also forgot to mention that the civil war in Algeria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algerian_Civil_War) was precipitated by a canceled democratic election. Canceled by the Algerian Army because they feared that Islamicist parties would win, and its cancellation was fully supported and sanctioned by the US...

DEMON CUNT

07-12-2007, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
My updates about Islamic fanatics are not about fear. They are about exposing what kind of "religion" Islam is.

Oh really? So, what kind of "religion" is it? You are distracting yourself with this shit. Islam was around long before you and will be around long after.

Shall we judge every Christian by the actions of Rev. Fred Phelps?

Your politics are based on fear. You need a bad guy to fear and a hero to save you.

I am pretty sure you have seen the infamous "abu ghraib" photos of all the ugly abuse that the prisoners were subjected to. You have heard the stories about our soldiers slaughtering Iraqi families. What does that make us?

If you offered the stats on American murderers who also claim to believe in 'god' we would have something to contrast your "updates" against.

No, actually in this case I'm serious. My cousin Debbie married a guy who was going to school at UW-Madison. He was from Algeria. She moved with him back to Algeria in the mid-80s and had 4 kids.

A few months ago her and her 4 kids moved to the U.S. Because of the bad situation there she could barely come out of their house and if she did have to ride in a car they would hide her under blankets.

Good to hear that your cousin and her family are safe in the states.

Say what? If U.S. forces are battling and killing al -Qaida in Iraq how is that ignoring them? You are saying that the U.S. military is ignoring al-Qaida?

I am saying that your Führer is ignoring al-Qaida and the man that planned the 911 attacks. How can you say that al-Qaida or terrorism is really a great concern for the admistration as our borders sit wide open?

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Any members of al-Qaida currently in Iraq followed us into Iraq.

DEMON CUNT

07-12-2007, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
He is.

Most of those people are saying just that.

Yes. The same people that called bullshit on the WMD story are calling bullshit on your phony war on terror.

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DEMON CUNT

07-12-2007, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by knuckleboner
you've shown that at least 0.0000042% of all muslims are terrorists.

Brilliant!

Baby's On Fire

07-12-2007, 10:04 PM

Republican cronies and Christian assholes always seem to forget two minor events in history commonly referred to as The Crusades Part 1 through 4 (or was it 3?) and the Spanish Inquisition.

And then there's the thousands of instances of burning innocent people alive at the stake, cuz Jesus fucking told them so in their dreams.

And let's not forget all the Catholic priest kiddy diddling and buggery, ENDORSED by the fucking Vatican.

All in the name of Jesus Motherfucking Christ.

Bottom line is, ALL religion is fucked up and evil. (except Buddhism).

No I'm not a Buddhist, just a very proud Atheist.

Baby's On Fire

07-12-2007, 10:06 PM

Say what? If U.S. forces are battling and killing al -Qaida in Iraq how is that ignoring them? You are saying that the U.S. military is ignoring al-Qaida?

Dude, with this statement you're making Thome look intelligent.

DEMON CUNT

07-13-2007, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
Say what? If U.S. forces are battling and killing al -Qaida in Iraq how is that ignoring them? You are saying that the U.S. military is ignoring al-Qaida?

Dude, with this statement you're making Thome look intelligent.

I am not convinced that al-Qaida has much of a presence in Iraq. Pardon my skeptisism.

BigBadBrian

07-14-2007, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
I am not convinced that al-Qaida has much of a presence in Iraq. Pardon my skeptisism.

http://www.mazaru.com/Three_Monkeys.jpg

DEMON CUNT

07-14-2007, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by BigBadBrian (R -Really Dumb)
http://www.mazaru.com/Three_Monkeys.jpg

A picture of BBB's offspring?

Please BigBland, shave them and send them to school so they don't end up all stupid like you.

Spc. Graner

07-14-2007, 11:37 AM

There's only one way to rock and only one way to deal with the "The Religion of Peace."

http://www.mindfully.org/Reform/2004/Abu-Ghraib-Prison-Photos11jun04p08.jpg

77 virgins? Fuck that, my Heaven is right here!

More porn for patriots: http://www.mindfully.org/Reform/2004/Abu-Ghraib-Prison-Photos11jun04.htm

Redballjets88

07-14-2007, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
Republican cronies and Christian assholes always seem to forget two minor events in history commonly referred to as The Crusades Part 1 through 4 (or was it 3?) and the Spanish Inquisition.

And then there's the thousands of instances of burning innocent people alive at the stake, cuz Jesus fucking told them so in their dreams.

And let's not forget all the Catholic priest kiddy diddling and buggery, ENDORSED by the fucking Vatican.

All in the name of Jesus Motherfucking Christ.

Bottom line is, ALL religion is fucked up and evil. (except Buddhism).

No I'm not a Buddhist, just a very proud Atheist.

priests didnt rape children in the name of Jesus. and the crusades were in the medievil times which was a time that was all about war. every religion has had war due to their religion. just some crazy ass muslims still try to do it.

Nickdfresh

07-14-2007, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
Republican cronies and Christian assholes always seem to forget two minor events in history commonly referred to as The Crusades Part 1 through 4 (or was it 3?) and the Spanish Inquisition.

And then there's the thousands of instances of burning innocent people alive at the stake, cuz Jesus fucking told them so in their dreams.

And let's not forget all the Catholic priest kiddy diddling and buggery, ENDORSED by the fucking Vatican.

All in the name of Jesus Motherfucking Christ.

Bottom line is, ALL religion is fucked up and evil. (except Buddhism).

No I'm not a Buddhist, just a very proud Atheist.

Or that most people that put Jews into gas chambers were born 'Christians,' as the Vatican stood by and watched.

But don't be too proud to be an atheist, forward looking, non-superstitious communists also murdered millions. And Hitler was functionally an atheist as well, who hated (actual) Christians (who were really the only Germans that opposed him)...

Redballjets88

07-14-2007, 11:50 AM

60% of christians anyone will meet are christians by convienence, not by practice.

Baby's On Fire

07-15-2007, 10:47 PM

Al Quada is definitely in Iraq. But they weren't before Bushco started its illegal killing spree in Iraq.

It never ceases to amaze me: Bush invades a country and then says they must "stay the fucking course" to defeat Al Quada in Iraq. Al Quada wouldn't have fucking been in Iraq if.......Oh fuck it. You know what I mean.

And the Republican lapdogs lap it all up blindly.

Sgt Schultz

07-16-2007, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
Al Quada is definitely in Iraq. But they weren't before Bushco started its illegal killing spree in Iraq.

It never ceases to amaze me: Bush invades a country and then says they must "stay the fucking course" to defeat Al Quada in Iraq. Al Quada wouldn't have fucking been in Iraq if.......Oh fuck it. You know what I mean.

And the Republican lapdogs lap it all up blindly.

That's right al Qeada wasn't in Iraq before the war. They were in Afghanistan though. They were also in Saudi Arabia, Algeria, Yemen, Jordan, The Phillipines, Thailand, Germany, Spain England - heck they were even in the U.S. - but of course, they weren't in Iraq.

But most people agree that al Qadea is now in Iraq in force. Yet the same people who say "We should be fighting al Qaeda instead of fighting in Iraq" say we should pull out of Iraq. It makes no sense.

Enemy troops from Mississippi, Virginia, Maryland and North Carlonia ended up in Pennsylvania in 1863. Yet wasn't it South Carlonia that started the whole war? If Lincoln hadn't provoked a southern response by calling for 75,000 volunteers in 1861 then they wouldn't have been in Pennsylvania in 1863! Right?

In 2007 al Qeada IS in Iraq. Sunni terrorists/Baathists ARE in Iraq. It doesn't matter where "they" are. What matters is to destroy them where they are.

Nickdfresh

07-16-2007, 06:52 PM

DEMON CUNT

07-16-2007, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
That's right al Qeada wasn't in Iraq before the war. They were in Afghanistan though. They were also in Saudi Arabia, Algeria, Yemen, Jordan, The Phillipines, Thailand, Germany, Spain England - heck they were even in the U.S. - but of course, they weren't in Iraq.

But most people agree that al Qadea is now in Iraq in force. Yet the same people who say "We should be fighting al Qaeda instead of fighting in Iraq" say we should pull out of Iraq. It makes no sense.

Most people? Don't count on it, chickenhawk. The same people who have made a career of lying about Iraq are lying about the conflict inside of Iraq right now. The President claims that the people fighting us in Iraq are the same people that attacked us on 911. Ridiculous. The people who planned 911 are roaming free and currently making plans to attack us again. They can even stroll across either one of our borders right now if they wanted to.

Enemy troops from Mississippi, Virginia, Maryland and North Carlonia ended up in Pennsylvania in 1863. Yet wasn't it South Carlonia that started the whole war? If Lincoln hadn't provoked a southern response by calling for 75,000 volunteers in 1861 then they wouldn't have been in Pennsylvania in 1863! Right?

In 2007 al Qeada IS in Iraq. Sunni terrorists/Baathists ARE in Iraq. It doesn't matter where "they" are. What matters is to destroy them where they are.

Ha ha! Are you really going to try and offer up a "civil war" comparison to the current situation in Iraq? That is rich!

To believe that we will destroy al Qeada by policing the neighborhoods and oil fields of Iraq is plain foolish. These lies serve only those that are profiting from the occupation. You are all too happy to have our troops there as long as you are being told that it is to fight "al Qeada." People like you cannot feel safe unless there is a threat to be protected from.

This "to destroy al Qeada" reason for fighting in Iraq is just the latest in the long list of empty justifications offered by blood thirsty conservatives. Like the other reasons (democracy, WMD, rape rooms, Saddam/Osama) this one too will fail under scrutiny and the administration will be forced onto new rhetoric. People like you, "Sgt" are all too willing to help, in the words of your beloved President Bush, "catapult the propaganda." Who needs evidence when you have talking points to repeat ad nauseum?

DEMON CUNT

07-16-2007, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
And then WHY did we invaded the only country on the middle east where there was no al Qaida?

Good point.

Keef

07-16-2007, 09:40 PM

LoungeMachine

07-18-2007, 07:51 PM

My first reaction was to dump this worthless piece of shit....

But reading Sgt. Spittle in here getting fucking OWNED is priceless.....

Even kb scored a kill shot.

LMMFAO

:gulp:

DEMON CUNT

07-18-2007, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
My first reaction was to dump this worthless piece of shit....

But reading Sgt. Spittle in here getting fucking OWNED is priceless.....

Fuck yeah. Funnest thread ever. Educational as well. I hope all y'all neocons got something out of it too.

As for the "Sgt", he lurks, but dares not post. For he lays in wait for further talking points.

Nickdfresh

07-18-2007, 09:13 PM

Why'd ya' think I didn't dump this unattributed, redundant piece of shit?

Shits and giggles...

Sgt Schultz

07-18-2007, 11:03 PM

http://simpler-solutions.net/pmachinefree/images/uploads/Narcissus2.jpg

malignant narcissism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malignant_narcissism)

Cunt, Nick, and Lounge, seek impeachment of Bush and Cheney.

knuckleboner

07-18-2007, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

Even kb scored a kill shot.

even?!

ouch...;)

DEMON CUNT

07-18-2007, 11:54 PM

Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
malignant narcissism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malignant_narcissism)

I am sorry to hear. How long have you been suffering from this disorder?

Don't get mad, get better rhetoric.

sadaist

07-19-2007, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by knuckleboner
you've shown that at least 0.0000042% of all muslims are terrorists.

Looking at that from a different angle, what is the percentage of terrorists that are Muslim?

FORD

07-19-2007, 02:29 AM

Originally posted by sadaist
Looking at that from a different angle, what is the percentage of terrorists that are Muslim?

Not sure. Why don't you ask this guy......

http://www.nndb.com/people/936/000031843/timothy-mcveigh-1-sized.jpg

or anyone on this website....

http://www.armyofgod.com/POClist.html

Or these friends of Ronald Reagan and Poppy Bush.....

http://www.juancole.com/graphics/contras2.jpg

All good "Christians".....

sadaist

07-19-2007, 03:06 AM

Originally posted by FORD
Not sure. Why don't you ask this guy......

http://www.nndb.com/people/936/000031843/timothy-mcveigh-1-sized.jpg

I can't, he's dead and my Ouija board is missing. Maybe Jesus Christ or Satan can help out....Ford?

FORD

07-19-2007, 03:23 AM

I'm sure Satan is very well acquainted with McVeigh by now. But he hasn't been up here a lot lately.

knuckleboner

07-19-2007, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by sadaist
Looking at that from a different angle, what is the percentage of terrorists that are Muslim?

well, yeah. i have no way of knowing the exact numbers, but presumably of the entire amount of terrorists, i could believe that muslims represent a higher proportion of terrorists than their percentage of population at large.

but so?

what if terrorists are 100 times more likely to be muslim than christian? if both terrorist groups are still so minute a percentage compared to their representative groups, is it really that indicative of anything?

Nickdfresh

07-19-2007, 06:47 PM

LOL @ the one-man anti-jihad calling others "narcissistic."

And I dared once said you didn't have a classical education! Now if you could grasp the concept of irony, "sgt" Schultz...

And maybe throw in reading a myth about "hubris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubris)" while you're at it...

Baby's On Fire

07-19-2007, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by sadaist
Looking at that from a different angle, what is the percentage of terrorists that are Muslim?

BINGO sir.

HOWEVER

Why Do so-called Christians get a pass? Fact is, ALL religion is evil and the cause of terrorism. Whether it be the Crusades, or The Spanish Inquisition, or the Jesuits, or the modern-day Catholic priest buggering young boys with the full endorsement of the Pope and the idiot parishioners who go to churhc every Sunday and dole out money into a plate to listen to fairy tales.

Having ranted about all that, the terrorists in the White House are every bit as bad as the fucking towel heads. Every bit as bad. Bush has caused the murder of about 650, 000 people, and counting.

Angel

07-19-2007, 09:52 PM

Definition of Terrorism
[Source: Patterns of Global Terrorism. Washington: Dept. of State, 2001: vi]

"No one definition of terrorism has gained universal acceptance. For the purposes of this report, however, we have chosen the definition of terrorism contained in Title 22 of the United States Code, Section 2656f(d). That statute contains the following definitions:

The term "terrorism" means premeditated, politically motivated violence perpetrated against noncombatant (1) targets by subnational groups or clandestine agents, usually intended to influence an audience.

The term "international terrorism" means terrorism involving citizens or the territory of more than one country.

The term "terrorist group" means any group practicing, or that has significant subgroups that practice, international terrorism.

The U.S. Government has employed this definition of terrorism for statistical and analytical purposes since 1983.

Domestic terrorism is probably a more widespread phenomenon than international terrorism. Because international terrorism has a direct impact on U.S. interests, it is the primary focus of this report. However, the report also describes, but does not provide statistics on, significant developments in domestic terrorism."

Terrorist acts have been committed by Christians, Muslims, Jews, Drug dealers, Mobsters, Biker gangs.....

Angel

07-19-2007, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by sadaist
Looking at that from a different angle, what is the percentage of terrorists that are Muslim?

Well, Wikipedia isn't the greatest source in the world, however: it depends on which period you are you're referring to:

1st-10th century
1st century, Judea: The Sicarii (Daggers), a radical group of Jewish Zealots, murdered Romans, Herodians, and other Jews they deemed treacherous to their kin, using daggers hidden inside their cloaks. When faced with an open battle they committed mass suicide at the fortress at Masada.

11th-18th century
11th century, Middle East : The Hasaniyyin, followers of Hasan-i Sabbah, formed a radical group that murdered important enemies. The group is more widely known by the derogatory name of Hashshashin, i.e. partakers of hashish. Many say that their name is the source for the word 'assassin'.[1]
November 5, 1605: The Gunpowder Plot, an attempt to assassinate the members of the British Parliament along with King James I by destroying the Palace of Westminster with explosives. It was discovered and put down before the plan was executed.

19th century
1831: Jan van Speyk detonates his own ship in the harbour of Antwerp.
1840: Benjamin Lett destroys a monument to British general Sir Isaac Brock
1856, 1858, 1859: raids by John Brown in his fight against slavery.
1863: Morgan's Raid led by John Hunt Morgan
1865: John Wilkes Booth assassinates President Lincoln during a comedy at a theatre in Washington D.C.
1868: The Ku Klux Klan in Georgia engage in many acts including whipping of black women and assassination of Republican Party members. It is impossible to untangle local vigilante violence from political terrorism by the organized Klan, but it is clear that attacks on blacks became common during 1868. The Freedmen's Bureau agents reported 336 cases of murder or assault with intent to kill on freedmen across the state from January 1 through November 15. In the next three years Black churches and schools were burned, teachers were attacked, and freed people who refused to show "proper" deference were beaten and killed.[2]
1868: Attempted assassination of Prince Alfred in Sydney, Australia
The Fenian Brotherhood attacked Canadian targets in order to bring pressure on Britain to withdraw from Ireland
1881 July 2: American President James Garfield is assassinated by religious fanatic Charles J. Guiteau.
1881: Tzar Alexander II of Russia is assassinated by a People's Will (Narodnaya volya) terrorist.
1886: Bomb at Haymarket Square, Chicago during a labor rally kills twelve people.
1891 May 11: Assassination attempt on Nicholas II of Russia by a Japanese police officer named Tsuda Sanzo.
1894: Explosion at the Royal Greenwich Observatory in London. The bomb goes off prematurely, killing only the bomber.

1900s-1940s

The Wall Street Bombing 1901 September 6: American President William McKinley is assassinated by anarchist Leon Czolgosz.
1904 May 18: Ion Perdicaris and Cromwell Varley kidnapped and ransomed by bandit Mulai Ahmed er Raisuli in Morocco.
1904 June 16: Governor-General Nikolai Ivanovich Bobrikov is assassinated in Senate House in Helsinki by Finnish nationalist Eugen Schauman.
1909 October 26: Assassination of Japanese Prime Minister Ito Hirobumi by Korean independence activist An Jung-geun.
1910 October 1: A bomb at the Los Angeles Times newspaper building in Los Angeles, California, United States, killed 21 workers.
1914 June 28: Assassination in Sarajevo of Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria and his wife, precipitating World War I.
1915 January 1: Battle of Broken Hill - Turkish nationalists shoot at civilians in the Australian town, killing six.
1915 July 2 Frank Holt, (a.k.a. Erich Muenter) a German professor exploded a bomb in the reception room of the U.S. Senate. The next morning he tried to assassinate J.P. Morgan, Jr., son of the financier whose company served as Great Britain’s principal U.S. purchasing agent for munitions and other war supplies to try and stop the United States entry into World War I against Germany.[3]
1920 September 16: Wall Street Bombing kills 38 people and wounds 300 others.
1925 April 16: St Nedelya Church assault kills 150 people, mostly high-ranked individuals, and wounds 500 in the Bulgarian capital Sofia
1927: The Ku Klux Klan launch a wave of political terror in Alabama.
1929: Palestinian civilians and policemen murder 67 Jews in Hebron, Palestine. The Hebron Massacre took place 18 years before Israel's independence.
1933 October 10: A Boeing 247 is destroyed in midflight by a nitroglycerin bomb. All seven people aboard are killed. This incident is the first proven case of air sabotage in the history of aviation.
1934 October 9: Assassination of King Alexander I of Yugoslavia and French Foreign Minister Louis Barthou in Marseille by Ustashas and IMRO
1940 - 1956: George Metesky, "the Mad Bomber" placed over 30 bombs in New York City in public places such as Grand Central Station and The Paramount Theatere injuring ten during this period in protest of the local electric utility. He also sent many threatening letters.
1946 July 22: Bombing of King David Hotel, the British Military HQ in Jerusalem, by the Zionist group Irgun, with 91 deaths - a mix of military and civilian
1948 January 30: Mahatma Gandhi is assassinated by Nathuram Godse
1948 September 17: Assassination of Count Folke Bernadotte, United Nations mediator in Palestine, and his aide by Lehi

1950s
During this and the next decade The Ku Klux Klan re-emerges. Some of the tactics used are lynching, cross burning and assassination.
1950 November 1: Puerto Rican nationalists fail to assassinate President Truman.
1954: Lavon Affair – Mossad agents bomb targets in Egypt, attempting to discredit the Egyptian government.
1954 March 1: U.S. Capitol shooting incident by Puerto Rican nationalists, wounding five Congressmen.
1955 April 11: Air India "Kashmir Princess" (Lockheed Constellation) went down on the sea near Natuna Island, Indonesia after a bomb explosion, killing 16 people. The plane was chartered by the People's Republic of China (PRC) government for carrying an official delegation to Bandung Conference in Bandung, Indonesia. Possible suspects include a Kuomintang (Chinese Nationalist Party) secret agent who put the bomb in the aircraft during transit in Hong Kong intending to kill PRC Prime Minister Zhou Enlai.
1955 August 28: Lynching of Emmett Louis Till in Mississippi.
1955, August: Members of the Algerian FLN massacre civilians in the town of Philippeville.
1956 September 30: The FLN sets off bombs at the office of Air France and elsewhere in Algiers.
1958 October 12: Bombing of the Hebrew Benevolent Congregation Temple Atlanta, Georgia suspicion done by white racists.

1960s
1960 March 4: Possible bombing of the Belgian ammunition carrier La Coubre in the port of Habana, killing over 30 people
1961 April 8: Omani terrorists blow up the passenger liner MV Dara, killing 238 people
1963: 16th Street Baptist Church bombing. A member of the Ku Klux Klan bombed a Church in Birmingham, Alabama, killing four girls aged 11-14.
1963 November 22: President John F. Kennedy is assassinated while at a rally in Texas.
1965: The Ku Klux Klan murders Viola Liuzzo, a Southern-raised white mother of five who was visiting the South from her home in Detroit to attend a civil rights march. At the time of her murder Liuzzo was transporting Civil Rights Marchers.
1965: The Monumental Plot - New York Police thwart an attempt to dynamite the Statue of Liberty, Liberty Bell, and the Washington Monument by three members of the pro Castro Black Liberation Front and a Quebec Separatist.[4]
1966 March 8: A group of former IRA men planted a bomb that destroyed Nelson's Pillar in Dublin
1966: Ulster Volunteer Force declares war on the IRA; on June 26 they commit three sectarian murders.
1966: NAACP leader Vernon Dahme assassinated by firebomb exploded by The Ku Klux Klan.
1966 September 22: A bazooka attack on the Cuban embassy in Ottawa is made.
1966 October 5: Anti-Castro forces bomb the offices of the Cuban trade delegation in Ottawa.
1967: May - December: In the Hong Kong 1967 riots, evolved from civil disobedience to terrorism. Leftists killed at least 51 people including eleven policemen, a bomb expert of the British forces and a fireman, through murders or bombs.
1968: Spring During a student rebellion at Columbia University members of the Students for a Democratic Society and Student Afro-American Society held a Dean hostage demanding an end to both military research on campus and construction of a gymnasium in nearby Harlem.[5]
1968 June 6: Senator Robert F. Kennedy assassinated by Sirhan Sirhan.
1968, August: Prior to Democratic Convention that year in Chicago Yippie party cofounder Abbie Hoffman threatened to spike the water of that city with LSD.[6]
1968 December 26: Two Palestinian gunmen travel from Beirut to Athens, and attack an El Al jet there, killing one person
1969 February 13: the Front de Libération du Québec (FLQ) set off a powerful bomb that ripped through the Montreal Stock Exchange causing massive destruction and seriously injuring 27 people.
1969 December 12: Piazza Fontana bombing in Milan, killing 16 people.

The rest of the list is just too damned long to keep on going.

Damn, we've had a lot more terrorist acts in Canada than I realized...

The KKK seems to be right up there with the best of them. And of course, we can never forget the IRA.

As a side note - sadaist... It's always a pleasure to get to that beach in your signature! ;)

DEMON CUNT

07-19-2007, 10:43 PM

Terrorist Christian right here.

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DEMON CUNT

01-17-2009, 03:43 AM

Bump! This shit is classic Front Line!

hideyoursheep

01-17-2009, 05:19 AM

When they start with the quoting of scripture from proverbs, time to duck and cover!!

FORD

01-17-2009, 01:15 PM

So Fred Phelps blames Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert for Sodom & Gomorrah? :confused: