Foreign Porn Films Are Awesome

[StalinsRedStorm]

So my friend showed me a video last night. It was a porn film from a few years back. The thing is, it was made in like Poland or Austria. And, the actors obviously had NO CLUE how to speak one word of English. Yet, the film was completely in English. Apparently, the producers taught them how to say their lines, but they had no clue (nor did the script writers) as to what exactly they were saying. Thus, we had scenes like this:

A guy and a girl are on a couch making out.

Guy: Let's so having sex!

Girl: Oh! I am liking sex having!!

They get naked and do their thing.

Guy: (while doing girl) I fuck yes!

Girl moans. They continue

Guy: I am cum!!!

Girl: Do the fuck!!!

Guy jizzes on girl and scene cuts to him looking at the screen and giving thumbs up.

Guy: (to camera) Hot girls who are doing sex having with me are YES!


And, somehow, that was meant to be hot and sexy. I was in tears from laughing so hard.

[Panamark]

Sounds like the script for Borat 2, right there !

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!!!

Fucking hilarious.

It is one thing to see a dubbed foreign pr0n film, but I have never seen something as ridiculous as that!

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

I would love to see that. I am laughing now just from your commentary.

[Antman]

Reminds me of the Czech Brothers from SNL.

[Coyote]

For some reason, I can't watch German porn.

At least with the sound on.