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Hardrock69
08-01-2007, 10:05 AM
CRAWFORD, TX -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

Both books have been completely destroyed. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

We will continue to keep you updated on this crisis.


Update
8-1-7

WASHINGTON, DC -- Presidential press secretary Tony Snow just announced that the Emma T. Booker Elementary School in Sarasota, Florida, is sending President Bush a copy of his beloved book, "My Pet Goat", to hopefully assuage his grief over the recent tragic loss of his personal coloring book collection. Mrs. Daniels, the teacher who shared the stage with the President on that fateful morning of September 11, 2001, wrote a personal note to him on the inside cover of the book. Rumor has it that she advised the President to try reading the book, right side up.


http://www.rense.com/general77/bushpers.htm


:D

FORD
08-01-2007, 10:24 AM
Poor Chimpy...... His mom was supposedly so devoted to fighting illiteracy. Maybe she can buy him a new book?

Nickdfresh
08-01-2007, 10:25 AM
Did his crayons melt, too?

Unchainme
08-01-2007, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Did his crayons melt, too?

Damn! beat me to it! :D

hideyoursheep
08-01-2007, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Did his crayons melt, too? Not likely, since they were the JUMBO crayolas. They're as big as logs. He already ate most of the fingerpaints, so no real loss there.
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Steve Savicki
08-01-2007, 02:22 PM
Was this the act of Satan?

ELVIS
08-01-2007, 03:30 PM
Maybe he did it himself testing out his flood machine...

BITEYOASS
08-01-2007, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Was this the act of Satan?

No, probably the deceased spirit of Geronimo. :D

Baby's On Fire
08-01-2007, 09:05 PM
How much you wanna bet the book was "George of the Jungle".

Then again, maybe that's too advanced for the Chimp.

LMAO. Books flooded in the bathroom. How appropriate.

Nitro Express
08-02-2007, 01:37 AM
In other words, the toilet over flowed and got his issues of Bass Fisherman wet.