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Sad commentary regarding bitches frying in the street here.
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In case any of you in the Atlanta area haven't noticed, the temperatures are soaring. As per the norm, the local media capitalize on certain demographics being effected by the often cruel hand of Mother Nature. While sensationalized plights of the elderly, the homeless, and the landscapers make for good "sympathy press" during a heatwave, the entire journalistic collective ignores the plight of whores.
That's right, the lot rats on Anvil Block Road are fucking frying in the street. See, I had to navigate the corridor of filth on my way to the FedEx facility earlier today...."shocking" is one word- "horrific" is another. On my way past the Chevron, I approached what seemed to be a blown tractor trailer tire in the street. IT WASN'T a piece of rubber with a bad wig....it was a fucking whore!!! Being not-to-keen on the idea of the whore getting run over, I pulled over and tried to help. After risking my life dragging the fucking whore out of the street, I asked her if she needed a gatorade. She mumbled something about me needing a tongue taco....still trying to earn in an obvious state of lucid dehydration. Sad commentary huh?
Where the fuck is Dale Russell and his crack team of exposianatos? Is the plight of wiltering pussy on Anvil Block Road during a heatwave too edgy for sympathy press??
I report, YOU decide.
Over and out,
-Rusty
In case any of you in the Atlanta area haven't noticed, the temperatures are soaring. As per the norm, the local media capitalize on certain demographics being effected by the often cruel hand of Mother Nature. While sensationalized plights of the elderly, the homeless, and the landscapers make for good "sympathy press" during a heatwave, the entire journalistic collective ignores the plight of whores.
That's right, the lot rats on Anvil Block Road are fucking frying in the street. See, I had to navigate the corridor of filth on my way to the FedEx facility earlier today...."shocking" is one word- "horrific" is another. On my way past the Chevron, I approached what seemed to be a blown tractor trailer tire in the street. IT WASN'T a piece of rubber with a bad wig....it was a fucking whore!!! Being not-to-keen on the idea of the whore getting run over, I pulled over and tried to help. After risking my life dragging the fucking whore out of the street, I asked her if she needed a gatorade. She mumbled something about me needing a tongue taco....still trying to earn in an obvious state of lucid dehydration. Sad commentary huh?
Where the fuck is Dale Russell and his crack team of exposianatos? Is the plight of wiltering pussy on Anvil Block Road during a heatwave too edgy for sympathy press??
I report, YOU decide.
Over and out,
-Rusty
LMFAO @ rustoffa. I stay out of that part of town. Y'know what's sadder than a 'ho out trying to hock those high-mileage meatflaps in 100 degree heat? There's some horny bastard that'll pay for a slice of that fly-laden fishcake.
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