Do you think Van Squalen purchased a VIP Package?

[rustoffa]

So theres this fucker called Van Squalen. At least that what he/she calls his/her self. Think mid-brow agitationist.... pseudo-holier-than-thou type.

Fuck it, you either know who it is, or you don't.

Here we go!!!

[FORD]

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[Matt White]

To the Erasure tour? Hell yeah!!!


He doesn't have the balls to step to anybody here.....

[Cato]

yes.

and I think Tom Vu and Tokyo Magnum purchased it too.

[PlexiBrown]

Van Squalen is the tool of the world. If the links ever shut down he would be in dire straits.

[flappo]

i've heard of that fucking dimwit

he has a problem with me but lacks the balls and the brains to take me on on home turf

fucking zero

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by flappo
i've heard of that fucking dimwit

he has a problem with me but lacks the balls and the brains to take me on on home turf

fucking zero

he says he'll be "dogpiled" if he comes over here :D

he should be dogpiled over there for the way he shits on the army in the EUAS thread

[Jimmy Jingles]

God I hate that shitbox.

[FORD]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Van Squalen is the tool of the world. If the links ever shut down he would be in dire straits.

Mark Knopfler kicked his own brother out of the band. I doubt he'd put up with Slanderqueen.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by FORD
Mark Knopfler kicked his own brother out of the band. I doubt he'd put up with Slanderqueen.

lol

[MAX]

Originally posted by flappo
i've heard of that fucking dimwit

he has a problem with me but lacks the balls and the brains to take me on on home turf

fucking zero

Ditto.

That fuckin' sack of pussy shit's been doggin' my same invite for months.

After the shit he just pulled with DG he'd better pray that I never meet him face to face. The fucking cocksucking scumbag!!! :mad:

Hey Squalin!!!

YOU ARE A PUSSY!!!

Defend your pathetic, online 24/7, everyone hates you, no woman getting loser ass!!!

CUNT!!! :fucku:

[Nickdfresh]

Why don't you guys take him on at the Links?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Why don't you guys take him on at the Links?

Cos he's a cunt and I made a promise to Brett of whom I actually respect. That cunt (Squalin) has talked enough game, it's due time he plops his loser ass here cos believe me, we've all had more than a go with the pussy there!!!

Fuck this shit!!! :mad:

[Nickdfresh]

I'll see if I can arrange a Squalen vs. the Army grudge match!

[Combat Ready]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Van Squalen is the tool of the world. If the links ever shut down he would be in dire straits.



Originally posted by FORD
Mark Knopfler kicked his own brother out of the band. I doubt he'd put up with Slanderqueen.

Ok---now that is way too fucking funny...5 star post!

[sadaist]

Originally posted by Matt White
He doesn't have the balls to step to anybody here.....

Few do. And the ones without game get shut down rather quickly.

God, I love this place.

[PlexiBrown]

Why don't you guys take him on at the Links?

I used to but now I rarely post over there anymore.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I'll see if I can arrange a Squalen vs. the Army grudge match!

Sounds fun. :)

I'll be more than happy to take your ass out as the cumming attractions as well... :wow2:

[flappo]

a recent photo of van squalen

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j55/flappo/wtf/marky-likes-the-rope.gif

[MAX]

Let the games begin...

:D

[thome]

I have no Knowlege of these............................... things?

However as far as """"""I """""am concerned -I-have completed my weekly Abb
workout the sumbitching Rock Hard abbs are a fenominal!!!

Afterwards I do recommed all should enjoy the coolness of the White Porcelain.

The coolness should be bolted down firmly to inshure high speed POWER ABB CRUNCHES !!


As seen on TV and can be found in Quality Stores nationwide.

If you want a six pack abbs start with a 24 pakk!

so sayeth the thome.*hic*

[ThrillsNSpills]

He's the self-proclaimed foremost internet authority on Van Halen.

I think he purchased a package or two, more likely rented them...

from the classifieds

Considering the aliases he's used would you be surprised?

probably cried real tears upon learning of Anthony's departure.

he'll be catching the other half's version of Runnin with the devil between roller coaster rides.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by MAX
Ditto.

That fuckin' sack of pussy shit's been doggin' my same invite for months.

After the shit he just pulled with DG he'd better pray that I never meet him face to face. The fucking cocksucking scumbag!!! :mad:

Hey Squalin!!!

YOU ARE A PUSSY!!!

Defend your pathetic, online 24/7, everyone hates you, no woman getting loser ass!!!

CUNT!!! :fucku:

Um geez Max, maybe you should like have a beeya' and calm down...


Originally posted by MAX
Sounds fun. :)

I'll be more than happy to take your ass out as the cumming attractions as well... :wow2:

http://www.poster.net/taxi-driver/taxi-driver-you-talkin-to-me-5000052.jpg

[Unchainme]

Great Fucking Thread...

I voted the Erasure option myself :)

Yo Max....What did the asshole do to DG? (and are you ever gonna answer my pm's :)?)

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Why don't you guys take him on at the Links?



Because the couple of times I have actually taken the time to register over there (strictly to try to ruffle a few feathers mind you), I automatically get banned within half a day.


Shit Stabbers.

[Matt White]

HA!!!


Cracks me up....I haven't seen ny Sheepeople around here as of late...................

They know it's over for Spam...and the bass player.......they'll be on "Whatever happened to...?" very shortly..........

[Nickdfresh]

The "sheeple" have hopped on the Roth bandwagon, because most of them only really care for Ed anyways...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FORD
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LMFAO!!:uck:

Why'd I click play?

[Terry]

He'll be there.

Unlike a majority of Army members, who wouldn't even bother with Van Halen unless Dave is in it ('cuz we walk it like we talk it), gut feeling is linkers are a bunch of spineless turds who, despite dumping on anything Roth ever did in or out of the band, will be there with their limp-wristed fists in the air, shouting out the CVH choruses along with everyone else.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Unchainme


Yo Max....What did the asshole do to DG? (and are you ever gonna answer my pm's :)?)

DG and myself were watching "The Wedding Singer" the other night and talkin' about you. ;)

My Kiddo, I apologize...

We'll talk soon...

Me lubz ya, just been busy. :(

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Um geez Max, maybe you should like have a beeya' and calm down...

YOU WANT ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU MICHAEL ANTHONY ASSHOLES AND WISH THE LOT OF YOU WOULD STOP POSTING THAT MULLETSHIT ALTOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T GO AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Otherwise, let me blow you a big kissee!!! ;)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by MAX
YOU WANT ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU MICHAEL ANTHONY ASSHOLES AND WISH THE LOT OF YOU WOULD STOP POSTING THAT MULLETSHIT ALTOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T GO AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Otherwise, let me blow you a big kissee!!! ;) [/B]

Dude, you need to get laid...Seriously.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Dude, you need to get laid...Seriously.


MmmmmK... :rolleyes:


No, you do. :p

There's a reason for my peppy or pp posts. My pipes are BEYOND clean!!! :D

BAYBEE HOW BOUT YOU? :p

[FORD]

Poor Van Slanderqueen..... he can't get even "A Little Respect" around here. ;)

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[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by MAX
MmmmmK... :rolleyes:


No, you do. :p

http://www.lottaliving.com/tvshow/PeeWeeHerman.jpg

Oooohooohoooo...I've been TOLD!


There's a reason for my peppy or pp posts. My pipes are BEYOND clean!!! :D

Or mental illness?


BAYBEE HOW BOUT YOU? :p

IM lookin' for da' moopy!




Seriously, I don't get the obsession with this guy here...

You'd think Van Squalen was like the badestassed interweb gangsta the way you guys fixate on him. This is like the third recent thread dedicated to him...

And I don't think it has anything to do with his loves for the Van Hagar, because history has shown that his biggest critics using this site for bomb-lobbing share that love...

[FORD]

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[Panamike]

What a bunch of cowards you all are. Basically what you all do is run over to the links, spew your Dave is God/Sam is Velveeta bullshit, get bitch slapped and abused by Squalen in return, then run back here to your posse and complain about him. All of the verbal assaults on you Rothtards is justified and if it keeps you all away from the Links then that's even better. Too funny.

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Panamike
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u109/summni/Shaun-Blinking-Flock-Small.gif

Nice links group photograph !

[FORD]

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After dropping his third rate half assed sheeprant at ROTH ARMY, "Panamike" realizes he forgot how to get out.........

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by MAX
YOU WANT ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU MICHAEL ANTHONY ASSHOLES AND WISH THE LOT OF YOU WOULD STOP POSTING THAT MULLETSHIT ALTOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T GO AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Otherwise, let me blow you a big kissee!!! ;) [/B]

Did you run out of ice cream at home, again?

Watch the blood pressure youngun... you'll need some of that stuff for the long run!!

[Van Squalen]

Originally posted by Panamike
What a bunch of cowards you all are. Basically what you all do is run over to the links, spew your Dave is God/Sam is Velveeta bullshit, get bitch slapped and abused by Squalen in return, then run back here to your posse and complain about him. All of the verbal assaults on you Rothtards is justified and if it keeps you all away from the Links then that's even better. Too funny.

1. No, this dude is not me, nor is he one of my undercover minions on a mission.

Probably an alias designed specifically to stir the pot. Wait....that doesn't happen over here too, does it? :)

2. Threads about posters from other sites are gay. :)

3. Nah, I'm not the buttfucked dude in The Crying Game, but interestingly enough, I do indeed own a mule farm. :)

[Matt White]

Don't let him fool ya kids.....he's the guy from that movie.....he's the guy in the next stall stomping his feet

[FORD]

Originally posted by Matt White
Don't let him fool ya kids.....he's the guy from that movie.....he's the guy in the next stall stomping his feet

So you're saying he's really Senator Larry Craig?

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamike
What a bunch of cowards you all are. Basically what you all do is run over to the links, spew your Dave is God/Sam is Velveeta bullshit, get bitch slapped and abused by Squalen in return, then run back here to your posse and complain about him. All of the verbal assaults on you Rothtards is justified and if it keeps you all away from the Links then that's even better. Too funny.

YAWN.

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
1. No, this dude is not me, nor is he one of my undercover minions on a mission.

Probably an alias designed specifically to stir the pot. Wait....that doesn't happen over here too, does it? :)

2. Threads about posters from other sites are gay. :)

3. Nah, I'm not the buttfucked dude in The Crying Game, but interestingly enough, I do indeed own a mule farm. :)




Asspoke.

Please enlighten us all about how 'The Other Fags' are closer to the REAL Van Halen than the current VH tour.

[Van Squalen]

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
Asspoke.

Please enlighten us all about how 'The Other Fags' are closer to the REAL Van Halen than the current VH tour.

Do I know you? :)

[bueno bob]

I've argued the absence of Mike as much as any other here, but insinuating that Hagar & Mike is MORE Van Halen than the current incarnation is beyond idiocy...

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
Do I know you? :)




Ask your mom, fatty.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by FORD
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After dropping his third rate half assed sheeprant at ROTH ARMY, "Panamike" realizes he forgot how to get out.........

It's gonna be even worse when he makes it back "home!"
:D

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[frets5150]

Originally posted by rustoffa
It's gonna be even worse when he makes it back "home!"
:D

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Ewww Wtf is that?


:confused:

[FORD]

Looks like a bovine prostate exam to me.

[Apocalypso]

I don't get all this dog piling on VS. Poor dude doesn't have an easy life, y'know.

I mean, the guy's stuck sucking Brett's butt nuggets for the privilege of doing his shtick on VH Links. He can't even squeak out a note of discontent for fear of being banished to the "Tard Barn" those morons have set up over there to "punish" naughty members. That's like Michael Anthony begging to tour with Van Hagar in '04. Some people just have no self esteem.

T.B.

[Jimmy Jingles]

Van Spankin' at the beach...




http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r103/sammysucks/gut.gif

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Apocalypso
I don't get all this dog piling on VS. Poor dude doesn't have an easy life, y'know.

I mean, the guy's stuck sucking Brett's butt nuggets for the privilege of doing his shtick on VH Links. He can't even squeak out a note of discontent for fear of being banished to the "Tard Barn" those morons have set up over there to "punish" naughty members. That's like Michael Anthony begging to tour with Van Hagar in '04. Some people just have no self esteem.

T.B.

I take it the "'tard barn" is going over well? Probably Brett's worst idea --EVER!

The idea just sucks balls. Nothing against Brett, I like him personally and he's a decent guy, and I'm not a Links basher. I leave that to actual disgruntled ex-Linkers and the true closet-Hagar-sheep, which seems to be a recurring theme here. And I have nothing against people that like Van Hagar and actually enjoy discussing things with them beyond the "you're a fag" shit. I just have a problem with people that misrepresent their motivations and user-IDs when acting like fanatical zealots. And I have a serious problem with the assholes that shit on Dave over there just to push buttons and that actually really really like Van Hagar WAY better than they like Classic Van Halen, but alas, such a creature is rare. But there are a few whose cyber-faces I've nearly ripped off recently...

But that whole (what amounts too) making censorship more palatable by creating a safer, more acceptable censorship-lite idea is just fucking horrid...

If someone's just a mindless troll, ban them. If someone's an asshole, then own them with more and better free speech!

But then again, there are a few things about this board that I think suck that I'd rather not divulge here...So, what can I say?


And directly regarding this whole thread, I'd love to see Van Squalen bring his A-game to this thread. Probably more so than some of the people that seem so aching to get on an epic flame war with him here...

He's sure pisses off people enough over there to start threads about him over here. And yes he loves Van Hagar, but slightly less than CVH. And he rips Ed and Sam apart for the missteps they've made. I don't always agree with him, but I do respect where he's usually coming from...

Few people here have the balls to say the same about Dave's missteps, like they at least used too at DDLR...

He must seriously be doin' something right...

And I don't agree with a lot of his takes, but this thread is actually sheer idolatry...

I wish some Link's motherfucker would start a thread on me over there! There are a few actual sheep I'd like to rip in half actually...

But of course, who wants to post to 10 piling-on fuckers? It's just tiresome...

[rustoffa]

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[Apocalypso]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I take it the "'tard barn" is going over well? Probably Brett's worst idea --EVER!

The idea just sucks balls. Nothing against Brett, I like him personally and he's a decent guy, and I'm not a Links basher. I leave that to actual disgruntled ex-Linkers and the true closet-Hagar-sheep, which seems to be a recurring theme here. And I have nothing against people that like Van Hagar and actually enjoy discussing things with them beyond the "you're a fag" shit. I just have a problem with people that misrepresent their motivations and user-IDs when acting like fanatical zealots. And I have a serious problem with the assholes that shit on Dave over there just to push buttons and that actually really really like Van Hagar WAY better than they like Classic Van Halen, but alas, such a creature is rare. But there are a few whose cyber-faces I've nearly ripped off recently...

But that whole (what amounts too) making censorship more palatable by creating a safer, more acceptable censorship-lite idea is just fucking horrid...

If someone's just a mindless troll, ban them. If someone's an asshole, then own them with more and better free speech!

But then again, there are a few things about this board that I think suck that I'd rather not divulge here...So, what can I say?


And directly regarding this whole thread, I'd love to see Van Squalen bring his A-game to this thread. Probably more so than some of the people that seem so aching to get on an epic flame war with him here...

He's sure pisses off people enough over there to start threads about him over here. And yes he loves Van Hagar, but slightly less than CVH. And he rips Ed and Sam apart for the missteps they've made. I don't always agree with him, but I do respect where he's usually coming from...

Few people here have the balls to say the same about Dave's missteps, like they at least used too at DDLR...

He must seriously be doin' something right...

And I don't agree with a lot of his takes, but this thread is actually sheer idolatry...

I wish some Link's motherfucker would start a thread on me over there! There are a few actual sheep I'd like to rip in half actually...

But of course, who wants to post to 10 piling-on fuckers? It's just tiresome...


Regarding VS, I had no problem handing him his ass on the Links in the past for everyone to enjoy.

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/van-halen-will-tour-in-2007-t38465p8.html

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/van-halen-will-tour-in-2007-t38465p9.html

Even though we've had a few go-rounds, I found there's been some times when he's made some excellent points. I think he has zero balls for curbing his natural instinct to be a troublemaker just so he can stay on VH Links though. He had to tippy-toe around that idiotic Tard Barn idea with Brett when it was obviously he thought it was a stupid idea.

Speaking of which, I got booted off the good ol' Links a couple days ago when I straight out told Brett in the thread dedicated to the Tard Barn thing it was hands down the stupidest thing I'd seen on that site, which is pretty fuckin' impressive considering the brain trust they have assembled there.

Over the past couple months, I was quickly burning out on VHL and about a month or so ago finally signed on here knowing I'd probably just stop posting on the Links once the tour got underway and leave it at that. However, when I read the thread with that idiotic idea to curb abusive posters earlier this week, I knew all it would take was a couple posts baiting Brett before he'd have a typical meltdown and probably boot me which he did (took two whole posts, heh) . I figured if I'm going to bail on the site, I'd get in one more slam on the idiot and let him make an ass of himself in the process which he predictably did.

I've been on the original VH Mailing List since '95 to this very day so a one year stint on VH Links doesn't mean shit to me.

T.B.

[MAX]

Well, no big surprise here but I actually love the "Tard Barn" idea considering, I think they borrowed it from the initial "Sheep Pen" idea that both Rikk and I started.

Thus, keep the forums clean of the undesirables. No, I'm not referring to censorship or anything like that but a place to stick the people who make others NOT WANT TO POST!!!

Seriously, when we first did the "Sheep Pen" and not what it's evolved into since, both Rikk and myself were sick of the infestation of Van Hagar sheep plaguing main with the Velveetapalooza shit in 2004.

Their version 'tis a lot less harsh than ours but it still drives home the basic point and that being "STOP BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS, HIJACKING EVERY-SINGLE-FUCKING THREAD OR WE'RE GOING TO THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!"

Seriously, discussing the tour is so much more pleasant since they instated that forum.

Fine and any one of you can also feel free to throw rocks at me?

Regardless and no matter how many times people claim that they "get it" they truly do not!!!

I'm a man that believes more in a good 'ol fashioned whippin' as opposed to a time out as a form of discipline. Seriously, I wasn't an abused child whatsoever but I did get smacked when I was out of line. Henceforth, I'd rethink acting up if the mere threat of a smack was mentioned.

Thus, I view this in the same way cos they've tried, tried and tried again and the same people refuse to be respectful, play nice with others and most importantly to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!


K, that's my two and a half cents worth. :)

Oh and P.S. I don't mean to come off being a completely sanctimonious fuck cos I've been one of the mouthiest and defiant douchebags on these boards over the years. Guitly as charged. I'm just sayin', there's actually some cool VH shit to discuss on all boards (well, excluding the round rocker boards cos they might call the police?) where there hasn't been since we all joined. I'm toning town my act cos I truly enjoy discussing this with everyone opposed to arguing the same shit as we have for years now, you know?

[Nickdfresh]

LOL :D

Well, Van Squalen has "cred" now. He's been banned from the Links...

[FORD]

Originally posted by MAX
Well, no big surprise here but I actually love the "Tard Barn" idea considering, I think they borrowed it from the initial "Sheep Pen" idea that both Rikk and I started.

Thus, keep the forums clean of the undesirables. No, I'm not referring to censorship or anything like that but a place to stick the people who make others NOT WANT TO POST!!!



I guess you don't understand it's true purpose then.

When they made up that little gay circus, Van Squalen wasn't their intended target. Nor were any of the actual trolls on that board.

They had one target in mind. Just one.

And "he" isn't playing their gay little game.

[rustoffa]

I feel pretty bad about this whole thing now. Why'd he get banned??? Was it multiple IP shit or something??
:cool:

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by FORD
I guess you don't understand it's true purpose then.

When they made up that little gay circus, Van Squalen wasn't their intended target. Nor were any of the actual trolls on that board.

They had one target in mind. Just one.

And "he" isn't playing their gay little game.


Fucking Sheep Pen Ripoff...:rolleyes:

it's like the Van Hagar version of it..

Fucking lame bro..I know we don't agree political wise...but you're the coolest and most knowledge music fan on here...probably why Van Squalen is shitting his pants..

MotherFUCK Van Hagar!


Oh..Wait..Van Squalen got banned?

:D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by rustoffa
I feel pretty bad about this whole thing now. Why'd he get banned??? Was it multiple IP shit or something??
:cool:

I'm not sure, but I think it had something to do with flaming an ultra anal-retentive mod...

[rustoffa]

:(

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[Unchainme]

Originally posted by rustoffa
:(

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KICKASS 'STOFF!

:)

[Van Squalen]

Originally posted by FORD
I guess you don't understand it's true purpose then.

When they made up that little gay circus, Van Squalen wasn't their intended target. Nor were any of the actual trolls on that board.

They had one target in mind. Just one.

And "he" isn't playing their gay little game.

LOL. What a bunch of horseshit. It wasn't intended for any one person, Dough Boy. And people called me a megalomaniac. Go figure. It was formatted for the spirit in which they proclaimed.

The only reason you're still able to post over there is 'cause you tucked your little weenie between your legs and piped down liked they told you to.

It's sad to see the legends fall. :D

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
LOL. What a bunch of horseshit.


Are you really banned over there? Seems like there's still a torch lit!!!
:cool:

We need more details!!!!
;)

[Van Squalen]

No, I didn't mean me getting banned was a bunch of horsehit. I meant Ford's grandstanding about how the Tard Barn was created especially for him was a bunch of horseshit. Please make the distinction for your records. :)

Also for the record, I propositioned the 'Legend' for a no holds barred steel cage match in the sawdust depths of the Barn, which was unduly ignored. Not very legendary. Ya hate to see it. :(

[rustoffa]

Again, are you really banned over there?

If so, what did you do to warrant the banning?

[Van Squalen]

Nah, I'm not really banned. I'm just faking it. :)

[Nickdfresh]

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/showpost.php?p=863503&postcount=291

Wooof!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
Nah, I'm not really banned. I'm just faking it. :)


This thread has taken alot of hits dude. Just spill the fucking beans!!! Flame on or whateverthefuck!!! I wont edit/delete your post/posts. Jeebeblus....I made a thread about me being with fat whores!!

Post the details in that one!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
Nah, I'm not really banned. I'm just faking it. :)

So Are You Going To Fuck Around Here Then?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by rustoffa
This thread has taken alot of hits dude. Just spill the fucking beans!!! Flame on or whateverthefuck!!! I wont edit/delete your post/posts. Jeebeblus....I made a thread about me being with fat whores!!

Post the details in that one!!!

Brett talks about it in the thread link I posted, Rust...

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/the-tard-barn-everyone-read-t40000p20.html

Post #287 on...

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Brett talks about it in the thread link I posted, Rust...

http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/the-tard-barn-everyone-read-t40000p20.html

Post #287 on...

Thanks for the heads up bro. I was just trying to get a high def take. Kinda like Charlie Rose with a keyboard and a few beers.
:cool:

[Van Squalen]

Originally posted by rustoffa
This thread has taken alot of hits dude. Just spill the fucking beans!!! Flame on or whateverthefuck!!! I wont edit/delete your post/posts. Jeebeblus....I made a thread about me being with fat whores!!

Post the details in that one!!!

LOL. There's no details. I'm an arrogant prick. I'm the cinnamon in Grandma's apple pie. Ain't rocket surgery. ;)

Brett's a good guy, though, for sure. It wasn't his deal, it was mine. There's other stuff I could say, but it's better left unsaid.

[rustoffa]

Are you going to any of the shows??

[FORD]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
LOL. What a bunch of horseshit. It wasn't intended for any one person, Dough Boy. And people called me a megalomaniac. Go figure. It was formatted for the spirit in which they proclaimed.

The only reason you're still able to post over there is 'cause you tucked your little weenie between your legs and piped down liked they told you to.

It's sad to see the legends fall. :D

Actually, you're wrong on both counts. Not surprising, of course.

You may notice I'm not posting there at all. Because I don't "pipe down", certainly not at the request of hypocrites. You should know that better than anyone.

And yes, the gay little playroom was made just to trap me. The Little Green Goatfucker pretty much admitted that before any "announcement" of Dr. Mengele's kindergarten playroom was announced. I can't help it that you jumped in there and made it all about yourself.

[FORD]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Thanks for the heads up bro. I was just trying to get a high def take. Kinda like Charlie Rose with a keyboard and a few beers.
:cool:

Well, that explains the pledge drive earlier........

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by FORD
Well, that explains the pledge drive earlier........


Which one?
:D

[FORD]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Which one?
:D

This one.......


Originally posted by rustoffa
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[rustoffa]

That? In retrospect, it seems appropriate. People were all fired up about whatever....just mind numbing shit. It's kind of similair to the rant about picture-owning pussies in the Main. You have to remind 'em where they are....motherfuckers get sleepy!!!

[Van Squalen]

Originally posted by FORD
Actually, you're wrong on both counts. Not surprising, of course.

You may notice I'm not posting there at all. Because I don't "pipe down", certainly not at the request of hypocrites. You should know that better than anyone.

And yes, the gay little playroom was made just to trap me. The Little Green Goatfucker pretty much admitted that before any "announcement" of Dr. Mengele's kindergarten playroom was announced. I can't help it that you jumped in there and made it all about yourself.

Nope, haven't noticed 'cause I'm not hangin' there like I used to, obviously. I've stopped by since here and there as a nobody lurker, and to my recollection you were still mixing it up down in Non with half the mods and most of the board about the usual BCE fears. So it didn't look to me like you weren't posting. Nice stand, not posting in the Barn. You are a man of conviction. Though I'm sure you went inside and perused MY posts. There, inside the TB, you wouldn't have been able to call for reinforcements so I shouldn't have been surprised you refused the call of the wild. ;)

I think perhaps Dr. Mengele's kindergarten playroom, though colorful, is a bit grandiose. But that's you all over. GRANDiose. And I know for certain you piped down considerably before I was shown the door. Just like your other fellow bandwagoneers. 'The Green Goatfucker' said nothing of the sort. 'Pretty much' is a long way from 'Let's whip up a Make Ford Our Bitch Room.'

You know, there ARE pills you can take for chronic paranoia. Really.

That said, I was no fonder of the idea than yourself. But it shut some people the fuck up, so you can't say it wasn't effective for certain portions of the gang. For others, less so. And since you haven't been banned nor given the 30 day solitary treatment as of yet, you've definitely went on the DL. You're among the dickless as far I'm concerned, "Legend."


LOL. I have to admit, one of the things I miss is hasslin' you, Dough Boy. :matrix:

[FORD]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
And since you haven't been banned nor given the 30 day solitary treatment as of yet, you've definitely went on the DL.

I guess you still aren't getting it......

The minute you signed your own death warrant, and ended the unintentional "warm up act" for the VH Links Gay Barn they immediately went after the headliner. So yes, I have been given the "30 days in the hole", but I'll vote republican before I'll play that game.

[Van Squalen]

Originally posted by FORD
I guess you still aren't getting it......

The minute you signed your own death warrant, and ended the unintentional "warm up act" for the VH Links Gay Barn they immediately went after the headliner. So yes, I have been given the "30 days in the hole", but I'll vote republican before I'll play that game.

Warm up act? LOL. Sorry, 'legend,' but that bird don't fly. Headliners don't dodge challenges or direct queries. It's gay enough to rank yourself as some kind of online power in any case, but thinking you even rate among the more proficiently adept posters is pretty funny. There's plenty of folk who can talk about the obvious problems of the current administration and world status quo without sounding like a stark raving lunatic at the same time.

And by proxy, if you've been given 30 days bread and water, unable to post in any other forum, you should have enough pride never ever to post anywhere there again, EVER, no matter the rhyme or reason, unless you have no balls whatsoever. I guess we'll see if you'll be voting Republican and playing the game after your month in the hole is up.

Gee, I wonder what the odds are. ;)

[Nickdfresh]

So, by the same token, are you going to ever post at the Links again, Squalen?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
.

Squalen,

Dude, let shit go. You've slandered this site how many times? Seriously and by your own words, have a little bit of self respect for yourself and don't post here. It's just a bad sequel to an already stupid movie that was never fabulous.

You don't suddenly play the vh online community's martyr card and expect any form of respect do you and especially on this site?

VS, you're seriously coming off as an internet "Orenthal" with such smugness.

Apparantly, you asked for a ban and you got it.

Otherwise and well...

Every post you make henceforth will be considered chum in these waters. Again, I'm through with you cos we made our peace or whatever? Meaning, I'm not playin' ball with this circus act.

I'm just sayin' man... Your decision to camp out here and bash FORD isn't going to fly at all. We're all the "intellectually inferior ROTHTARDS" no?

Oh and YES, FORD 'TIS a LEGEND here mmmmK?

I'd just thought you'd have a larger sense of pride than to bail over here after the links just like a certain "female" (vh troublemaker)someone once did? All it did was get extremely ugly.

To quote "JAWS 2" of all things...

"I've been through that hell before and I refuse to do it again!!!"

Just accept your banning and get on with your life. :cool:

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by MAX
Squalen,

Dude, let shit go. You've slandered this site how many times? Seriously and by your own words, have a little bit of self respect for yourself and don't post here. It's just a bad sequel to an already stupid movie that was never fabulous.

You don't suddenly play the vh online community's martyr card and expect any form of respect do you and especially on this site?

VS, you're seriously coming off as an internet "Orenthal" with such smugness.

Apparantly, you asked for a ban and you got it.

Otherwise and well...

Every post you make henceforth will be considered chum in these waters. Again, I'm through with you cos we made our peace or whatever? Meaning, I'm not playin' ball with this circus act.

I'm just sayin' man... Your decision to camp out here and bash FORD isn't going to fly at all. We're all the "intellectually inferior ROTHTARDS" no?

Oh and YES, FORD 'TIS a LEGEND here mmmmK?

I'd just thought you'd have a larger sense of pride than to bail over here after the links just like a certain "female" (vh troublemaker)someone once did? All it did was get extremely ugly.

To quote "JAWS 2" of all things...

"I've been through that hell before and I refuse to do it again!!!"

Just accept your banning and get on with your life. :cool:

LMMFAO!! I shouldn't even post this because its none of my fucking business, but like Sammy to the Japanese press....I just can't help myself. VS, I don't even know you, aside from a few posts I have read, which I don't mind saying I found well-written, and I am unfamiliar with the current drama - but, dude, objectively speaking and from a stand-point removed, high above the fray, you just got knocked the fuck out! "BAM!". Like 'dat, yo.

http://e.photos.cx/pwnd-861.jpg

[Panamark]

Van Squalen ?

Sounds like the brand name of toilet paper fit for
an emporer !

[Van Squalen]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
So, by the same token, are you going to ever post at the Links again, Squalen?

Of course not, bro. A ban is a ban. A return would mean aliasing. And that's something I don't condone, as you well know.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
Van Squalen ?

Sounds like the brand name of toilet paper fit for
an emporer !

Marky!!!

LOL!!!

What did Dave say to Zakk?

Same applies (pardon the shit ticket pun heeya, I say) regarding this...

"Are you in showbusiness? Get the fuck off my stage." :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
LMMFAO!! I shouldn't even post this because its none of my fucking business, but like Sammy to the Japanese press....I just can't help myself. VS, I don't even know you, aside from a few posts I have read, which I don't mind saying I found well-written, and I am unfamiliar with the current drama - but, dude, objectively speaking and from a stand-point removed, high above the fray, you just got knocked the fuck out! "BAM!". Like 'dat, yo.


Hyman,

:D ;)

:wow2:

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Love,

Maximus

[Warham]

Maybe he should banned here as well.

And even though I don't agree with FORD on alot of political issues, he's a legend not only here, but on any VH site.

[Apocalypso]

So VS gets the ol' ban-arooski on VH Links. HA! Ass kissing only goes so far bub, and then the knife will eventually find it's way into your back.

I don't know how you (VS) or anyone can defend how Brett runs that site though. He has always fostered an atmosphere of ass kissing sycophants not just among the mods but among a large number of regulars as well, including you. There's very few people I've run into online over the years especially in the VH community that I really don't like on a personal level and therefore delight in fucking with, but Brett is one of them.

I always liked pointing out Brett's complete hypocrisy such as when he whined incessantly about how much it was costing him to host the site or what a hassle it is (every other week it's "maybe I should shut down the site...." yeah right), so he continues to solicit donations *and* takes on ticket scalping agencies as advertisers while directing ignorant fans looking for prime seats to advertiser TicketStub.com like he's doing someone a favor. I can't see why anyone would contribute a plugged nickel for that shit.

I originally joined around late '03 I think and was eventually banned under my "Partyslammer" nickname around the end of the '04 tour and went a few years without any desire to even check out the site. A little over a year ago, a few people on other VH related lists suggested I should rejoin ("it's a better place now") and against my better judgment I did. As it turns out, it's still a very poorly moderated forum with inconsistent guidelines no one seems to follow.

There's an obvious bias towards certain members, many of the regulars have a 2nd grade clique mentality and suck up to Norton like those little fish under the belly of a shark. And many of those people are so thin-skinned about the dumbest topics, I've been PM'd many times with threats about kicking my ass, shooting me and on and on. I've always called it like I see it and have never candy-coated anything I've said there and I knew was only a matter of time before I was gonna get bored of the place or they'd boot me. When the Links decided that because everyone flames each other so much there, instead of kicking the asses of the lazy fucking moderators to do their job, the geniuses at the Links came up the "Tard Room" or whatever the fuck it's called to ban naughty posters in for a month as if these people will be "rehabbed" and change their trolling ways. I was quickly burning out on VH Links and about a month or so ago finally signed on here at RA knowing I'd eventually stop posting on the Links and leave it at that. When I read the thread with that idiotic Tard Barn idea, I knew all it would take was a couple posts baiting Brett before he'd start bitching and probably boot me which he predictably did. I figured it'd be funny if I'm going to bail on the site, I'd get in one more slam on the idiot and let him make an ass of himself in the process.

A few people were of course happy I'm gone, 'cause I'm so loveable no doubt, but a couple guys seem to think I'll come back under another alias.

Not. A. Fucking. Chance.

There's a few decent people that post there who aren't on this board as far as I know, but overall, that place is really home to the biggest collection of the worst ass kissing morons on the planet. What's even funnier, is now there appears to be a huge influx of newbies who are just trashing thread after thread.

As for you FORD, be a man and get youself off that fucking site unless the taste of submission is like sugar to you.

Fuck the place.

T.B.

[FORD]

As for you, don't tell me what the fuck to do on this, or any other board. You and Slanderqueen were both openly inviting the shit you got over there. Not that I justify what Brett's response was, because this whole "Tard Barn" thing is gayer than a Village People fan convention.

Point is, I'm no martyr and I'm no saint. I just speak the truth. And sheep (whether Hagar sheep or Busheep) are really bothered by that.

There are much worse trolls on that board. And if they miraculously disappear now, then my suspicions will only be confirmed.

Fuck the drama queens. I got enough real life soap operas to worry about, and a Van HALEN tour to celebrate. Let the bitter tequila drinkers wallow in their own sheepshit.

[FORD]

BTW, this thread's not really about the tour anymore, so it's time to kick it downstairs a little.

[Nickdfresh]

BTW, I don't think anyone has the right to tell Van Squalen NOT to post here...

Not when threads about him (and this is hardly the first) have been started where he's named, nor when people who've never have never posted at the Links "bait" him because of his supposed reputation...

Besides, I thought being banned at the Links was like the greatest thing one can achieve at the Roth Army...:D

[Warham]

What if you ask for it, though?

You gotta work for the respect, not have it handed to you. :D

[Hyman Roth]

I wasn't trying to "bait" him, if that was even directed my way. I just had an honest laugh this morning over a cup of coffee, thanks to Max, like I try to do every morning, and I was just calling a spade a spade.

Shit - I hope he does post more often. He's a good writer even if I disagree with 98% of what he says. I disagree with 98% of what most of my friends in real life say - if you agree to disagree civilly, there's no reason even a substantial difference of opinion should get in the way of enjoying good company.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by WAR
What if you ask for it, though?

You gotta work for the respect, not have it handed to you. :D

I don't care if anyone respects him or not. That's not my problem...

My problem is people are advocating banning someone, almost preemptively, which is kind of chickenshit and completely what we're not about.

The same people bitching about the Links now want to adopt their control techniques...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
I wasn't trying to "bait" him, if that was even directed my way. I just had an honest laugh this morning over a cup of coffee, thanks to Max, like I try to do every morning, and I was just calling a spade a spade.

Shit - I hope he does post more often. He's a good writer even if I disagree with 98% of what he says. I disagree with 98% of what most of my friends in real life say - if you agree to disagree civilly, there's no reason even a substantial difference of opinion should get in the way of enjoying good company.

I have no idea why you think that was "directed" towards you...

It wasn't...

[Warham]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I don't care if anyone respects him or not. That's not my problem...

My problem is people are advocating banning someone, almost preemptively, which is kind of chickenshit and completely what we're not about.

The same people bitching about the Links now want to adopt their control techniques...

I think the respect aspect was directed at somebody else's remarks, not yours, but I can't think straight on Fridays anyway! :D

Let him stay. Another punching bag.

[Apocalypso]

Originally posted by FORD
As for you, don't tell me what the fuck to do on this, or any other board. You and Slanderqueen were both openly inviting the shit you got over there. Not that I justify what Brett's response was, because this whole "Tard Barn" thing is gayer than a Village People fan convention.

Are you on drugs? You trying to say you don't constantly invite trouble with your constant hijacking of threads any chance you can get to push some of your idiot off-topic political theories? And now you're sucking Brett-nuggets to stay on VH Links while your banned to their stupid ass 'Tard Barn? HAHAHAHA!

As for myself and VS "inviting" any shit from the brain trust on VH Links, well............. NO FUCKIN' SHIT EINSTEIN.

Like I said, once the mods and Brett start fucking with you and you gotta gripe with it, make your point and get kicked the fuck outta there or bail off that sinking lifeboat. Or take a long suck on the Brettster's pecker, boy.


Originally posted by FORD
Point is, I'm no martyr and I'm no saint. I just speak the truth. And sheep (whether Hagar sheep or Busheep) are really bothered by that.

You speak your opinion, that's it bub. Your idea of the "truth" is often vastly different than just about any other sane person's opinion.


Originally posted by FORD
There are much worse trolls on that board. And if they miraculously disappear now, then my suspicions will only be confirmed.

What, that the Republican Party runs VH Links and there all out ta getcha? Heh heh heh. That's one really funny trait you and Squalen share, which is everything is some goofy conspiracy, that everyone uses aliases and that they're all out to subvert rock band message boards. OOoOOOoooo, scary stuff!


Originally posted by FORD
Fuck the drama queens. I got enough real life soap operas to worry about, and a Van HALEN tour to celebrate. Let the bitter tequila drinkers wallow in their own sheepshit.

Yet here you are, whining about rock band message boards. The extent of your soap opera problems must be limited to programming "One Life To Live" on the TIVO box.

T.B.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by FORD
Fuck the drama queens. I got enough real life soap operas to worry about, and a Van HALEN tour to celebrate. Let the bitter tequila drinkers wallow in their own sheepshit.


Halleylooya!

For the record, the nature of this thread was pure conjecture. A simple premise that evolved into nothing less than TERMS OF ENDEARMENT. Anyone remember that movie? Heart-wrenching shit....lots of people crying. Before anyone that posted in this thread says they didn't watch that movie? Save it. Maybe you did, maybe you didn't....I could give a fuck less. You missed a good movie.

This thread wasn't designed to send hapless motherfuckers down the joykill highway. If I had one red cent for every over-the-top, soul-bearing diatribe? I'd make it a toll road....maybe even collect less than a hundred pennies!!

All that meaningless stuff aside?

If you've got a problem with FORD, I've got a problem with you.

If you've got a problem with ELVIS, I've got a problem with you.

If you've got a problem with Dave's PA rental, I've got a problem with you.

If you've got a problem with Va Beach VH Fan, I've got a problem with you.

If you've got a problem with Panamark? All bets are off...he got me this gig.

Those are the ones that put up with my bullshit exclusively....like, moderators of the same forums.

The same credo applies to other moderators here at The Roth Army.

The Webmasters don't give a fuck if you have a problem with them. But if you do, I've got a problem with you.

I just felt like typing all that....I sincerely hope you can deal with maybe half of it.

Arriba Dearchay!!!

[FORD]

I can honestly say I've never seen the movie.

Otherwise, great post. And sorry for kicking your thread downstairs.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by FORD
I can honestly say I've never seen the movie.

Otherwise, great post. And sorry for kicking your thread downstairs.

No apologies needed bro.
:cool:

[Van Squalen]

[i]Originally posted by Apocalypso
As for myself and VS "inviting" any shit from the brain trust on VH Links, well............. NO FUCKIN' SHIT EINSTEIN.

Like I said, once the mods and Brett start fucking with you and you gotta gripe with it, make your point and get kicked the fuck outta there or bail off that sinking lifeboat. Or take a long suck on the Brettster's pecker, boy.



Don't lump me in with your freakshow, Pox. The reasons which led to my departure, despite appearances and unversed consensus, are vastly different than yours.

In case any of you were wondering about this Force of Reason....he's nearly 50 years old and continues to post on VH tribute message sites (any of you who are doing the same or expect to be doing the same at the half century mark, please reconsider).

Also, he fucks fat chicks who are sloppy seconds of his buddies, and proudly posts pics of his throwaway conquests. :)

Anyway, don't worry kids, I'm not setting up camp here just 'cause I'm no longer a Linker. I was merely cruising by in hyperspace when I happened to see Ford's latest Tard Barn conspiracy on how the Links and the bulk of humanity itself are out to get him and thought I'd chuck a couple rocks at the buffoonry. So those of you who were concerned can relax your sphincters.

Out.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Wawazat
Nice links group photograph !

I know of Van Squalen, but I actually don't remember much about him. I gotta tell you though, I love this freakin' sheep picture. Priceless... :)

Rusty, you little shit stirrer ;)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
...

Anyway, don't worry kids, I'm not setting up camp here just 'cause I'm no longer a Linker...

Out.

Pity. Some people would be so upset if you did...

[Apocalypso]

Originally posted by Van Squalen
Don't lump me in with your freakshow, Pox. The reasons which led to my departure, despite appearances and unversed consensus, are vastly different than yours.

But of course. You have some sort of bizarre ego issues mixed with a need to be accepted while I simply don't take this shit seriously and have a low tolerance for stupidity.

I mean seriously, *begging* to get booted off VH Links? That's pretty fuckin' sad under any circumstances.


Originally posted by Van Squalen
In case any of you were wondering about this Force of Reason....he's nearly 50 years old and continues to post on VH tribute message sites (any of you who are doing the same or expect to be doing the same at the half century mark, please reconsider).

Do I detect a hint of jealousy? One can only speculate where a person of your........ obvious....um, qualities is going to be in 15 years.


Originally posted by Van Squalen
Also, he fucks fat chicks who are sloppy seconds of his buddies, and proudly posts pics of his throwaway conquests. :)

I didn't consider your girlfriend in such glowing terms, but whatever.


Originally posted by Van Squalen
Anyway, don't worry kids, I'm not setting up camp here just 'cause I'm no longer a Linker. I was merely cruising by in hyperspace when I happened to see Ford's latest Tard Barn conspiracy on how the Links and the bulk of humanity itself are out to get him and thought I'd chuck a couple rocks at the buffoonry. So those of you who were concerned can relax your sphincters.

I doubt the Earth is going to shift on it's axis over that news flash.

T.B.

[franksters]

really i don't give a shit