The New Penners: Q&A

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I know little about the new Penners cos I'm a self-centred cunt who would have to really care less about how other people feel...but, I would like to know that little bit extra about the new folks...just because it feels like the right thing to do.

So...do this Q&A or I'll tell all your neighbours that you interfere with animals.

1) When/how did you first become a DLR fan?

2) How many fingers am I holding up?

3) How many times have you seen DLR in concert?

4) Have you ever shat out of a car window?

5) What other bands/artists tickle your pickle?

6) What was that?

7) Will you be attending the All-New Van Roth tour?

8) Where Have All The Good Times Gone?

9) Favourite alcoholic beverage?

10) Favourite CVH solo album?

11) Favourite DLR solo album?

12) What is your favourite Sheep Pen moment from the last 3 years?

[Reverberator]

Like your profile says ... none of your FUCKING business .

If I was a Sheep pen new boy I would tell you to fuck off.

Irritating thread from an irritating cunt.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[Reverberator]

I really wouldn't do that.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Why?

[Reverberator]

Because it's not a fucking compliment you fucking silly twat.

[VanHalener]

1) When/how did you first become a DLR fan?

Something happened along the time line that day to influence the future of Van Halen. I can almost remember feeling something, no hearing something that day...like a tremor in the force.
http://i13.tinypic.com/5x4rkb5.jpg
Later on my older brother turned me on to Van Halen and it was OVER, JACK!

2) How many fingers am I holding up?

http://i1.tinypic.com/4m0lc9j.jpg

3) How many times have you seen DLR in concert?

I cannot say. They are still looking for me.

4) Have you ever shat out of a car window?

Only while passing sheep. Well I did get that goat once, but he was talking shit with the sheep.


5) What other bands/artists tickle your pickle?

Van Halen & Boston will have to Top my charts. Two tuff choices for a fan. Controversy sucks because music suffers.
Gimmie what you got from back in the day:
AC/DC
RUSH
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
The Who
The Eagles
The Doors
Grateful Dead
Fleetwood Mac
Jethro Tull
Skynard
Molly Hatchet
and on, and on...
I have a taste for other types of music, but turn my Rock and Roll up and step back.

6) What was that?

That was Spam breast feeding his adopted child on the run.

7) Will you be attending the All-New Van Roth tour?

D.C. for sure. Have hope of being in North Carolina opening night.(working on that one)


8) Where Have All The Good Times Gone?

Down the drain with a bottle of Loon as a chaser. Is there a bumper sticker on Ed's ride that says, "It's All About Me!?"
Love you Ed, but seriously it's all about everything involved in the magic: i.e., band members, their supporting cast and the fans. The music is why we're here.

9) Favourite alcoholic beverage?

Exactly!

10) Favourite CVH solo album?

Right now it's Women And Children First.

11) Favourite DLR solo album?

http://i1.tinypic.com/68bxbtc.jpg

12) What is your favourite Sheep Pen moment from the last 3 years?

My discovery of The Boob thread.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Because it's not a fucking compliment you fucking silly twat.

Well, its the nicest thing you've ever said to me...

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by VanHalener
1) When/how did you first become a DLR fan?

Something happened along the time line that day to influence the future of Van Halen. I can almost remember feeling something, no hearing something that day...
http://i13.tinypic.com/5x4rkb5.jpg
Later on my older brother turned me on to Van Halen and it was OVER, JACK!

2) How many fingers am I holding up?

http://i1.tinypic.com/4m0lc9j.jpg

3) How many times have you seen DLR in concert?

I cannot say. They are still looking for me.

4) Have you ever shat out of a car window?

Only while passing sheep. Well I did get that goat once, but he was talking shit with the sheep.


5) What other bands/artists tickle your pickle?

Van Halen & Boston will have to Top my charts. Two tuff choices for a fan. Controversy sucks because music suffers.
Gimmie what you got from back in the day:
AC/DC
RUSH
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
The Who
The Eagles
The Doors
Grateful Dead
Fleetwood Mac
Jethro Tull
Skynard
Molly Hatchet
and on, and on...
I have a taste for other types of music, but turn my Rock and Roll up and step back.

6) What was that?

That was Spam breast feeding his adopted child on the run.

7) Will you be attending the All-New Van Roth tour?

D.C. for sure. Have hope of being in North Carolina opening night.(working on that one)


8) Where Have All The Good Times Gone?

Down the drain with a bottle of Loon as a chaser. Is there a bumper sticker on Ed's ride that says, "It's All About Me!?"
Love you Ed, but seriously it's all about everything involved in the magic: i.e., band members, their supporting cast and the fans. The music is why we're here.

9) Favourite alcoholic beverage?

Exactly!

10) Favourite CVH solo album?

Right now it's Women And Children First.

11) Favourite DLR solo album?

http://i1.tinypic.com/68bxbtc.jpg

12) What is your favourite Sheep Pen moment from the last 3 years?

My discovery of The Boob thread.

Oh for fucks sake.

I'll leave you to it.

[VanHalener]

OK what am I feeding here?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Rev's act

[Dan]

Thanks,VanHalener.

[katie]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Like your profile says ... none of your FUCKING business .

If I was a Sheep pen new boy I would tell you to fuck off.

Irritating thread from an irritating cunt.

Thank fuck for that, I though it was only me who thought Ponsonby was an annoying grade A CUNT!

[bueno bob]

This could well become the greatest Sheep Pen thread ever.

[Wawazat]

I want to talk to my attorney of record first

[Dan]

I Feel The Love In This Thread.

[Wawazat]

Everyone's going to be free
But they'll have to agree to be free
They'll have to agree to be less free than me
'Cos I rule the world you see

[Hyman Roth]

1) When/how did you first become a DLR fan?
.
2) How many fingers am I holding up?
.
3) How many times have you seen DLR in concert?
.
4) Have you ever shat out of a car window?
.
5) What other bands/artists tickle your pickle?
.
6) What was that?
.
7) Will you be attending the All-New Van Roth tour?
.
8) Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
.
9) Favourite alcoholic beverage?
.
10) Favourite CVH solo album?
.
11) Favourite DLR solo album?
.
12) What is your favourite Sheep Pen moment from the last 3 years?
.

[bueno bob]

.!

[Isaac R.]

Originally posted by Dan
I Feel The Love In This Thread.

I feel a kind of burning sensation when I urinate.

[Wawazat]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u109/summni/podb8_50.jpg

[Isaac R.]

Indeed.

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
1) When/how did you first become a DLR fan?
.
2) How many fingers am I holding up?
.
3) How many times have you seen DLR in concert?
.
4) Have you ever shat out of a car window?
.
5) What other bands/artists tickle your pickle?
.
6) What was that?
.
7) Will you be attending the All-New Van Roth tour?
.
8) Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
.
9) Favourite alcoholic beverage?
.
10) Favourite CVH solo album?
.
11) Favourite DLR solo album?
.
12) What is your favourite Sheep Pen moment from the last 3 years?
.

You mistook . 5 for . 9 :mad:

[Hyman Roth]

I'm sorry - you're right. I was in a hurry that morning. The correct answer for 5 would be ".", while 9 would actually be ".".

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Well, I'm glad that we've cleared that up.

[binnie]

Does essence preceed existence?

That's the really important question here...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Essence only preceeds existence when the essence exsists amongst the storylines of Laurel and Hardy shorts. And some TV quiz shows, but not all of them.

It takes a long time to explain...and I really don't want to.