Recipe

[Ellyllions]

:D
Sometimes it really pays to be a woman.

I got a recipe for short ribs that got me laid last night. LOL!

2.5 lbs of short ribs
1 small onion cut up in quarters
1/4 cup of barbecue sauce
1/4 cup of honey
1 T of dark mustard

Cook in crock pot on high for 4 hours.

Best shit I've eaten in a while. Hubby's too obviously!

:D

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
:D
Sometimes it really pays to be a woman.

I got a recipe for short ribs that got me laid last night. LOL!

2.5 lbs of short ribs
1 small onion cut up in quarters
1/4 cup of barbecue sauce
1/4 cup of honey
1 T of dark mustard

Cook in crock pot on high for 4 hours.

Best shit I've eaten in a while. Hubby's too obviously!

:D

I make something close to this only i use honey mustard and flash fry the ribs in teriyaki first. i cant brag about gettin laid tho....

[VanHalener]

Sounds good Elly. Might have to get some crock pot action going tomorrow afternoon myself.

Congrats on your booty call.
VanHalenette just has to open a package of crackers and I'm there.:sex: :hitch:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by VanHalener
... VanHalenette just has to open a package of crackers and I'm there.:sex: :hitch:

As far as I'm concerned, I get better chances of getting laid if I DON'T cook! :o

[blonddgirl777]

I don't cook or prepare meals (hubby eats out for work and we eat very differently)... But soon, I will have to feed my son 3 balanced meals a day with all 4 groups, snacks, lunches etc...

It's gonna be a challenge for me to get organized with the groceries and recipes... I've never done it!

Now I hear a lot about this crock pot business...
My sister puts stuff in her's in the morning before work, it cooks all day and when she comes back... it's all ready!

What's the difference between that and a regular oven?
Is it one of those things that can just explode in your face if you don't open it the right way (like a "presto")?

Maybe I gotta get into that... it might just become my best friend?

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
As far as I'm concerned, I get better chances of getting laid if I DON'T cook! :o

:D Just as quite a lot of women, don't you worry, BG. ;)
Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field. That is, when they bother setting to it. :cool:
(think of the proportion of male/female chefs :p)

I'll try Elly's recipe, which sounds great and... because of the extra implication too! :D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...

Jérôme is THE MAN!!! :D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
... don't you worry, BG. ;)...

Ho, I don't!
I have many other (more important) talents and tricks up my sleeve to keep the man happy! :p
L.O.L.

My Mother and Grandmother used to say; "Get him by the stomach and he's yours..."
Well... sorry Mama, but I hold him by somethin'else...!!!

[Nitro Express]

I have an offset smoker. 10 pounds of primo Missouri charcoal. A handful of chipped Jack Daniel's whiskey barrel wood. Marinate the ribs overnight (I use variouse wet and dry rubs). Put a pan of apple juice in the smoker. Put the ribs slabs in and let them go low and slow for 5 hours at 180 degrees F. Grab the ribs with the tongs and if they sag enough them things are done. Smother them with Sweet Baby Rays and let them set a bit. Actually they are better the next day so I do up a whole bunch and have a few days worth to eat.

Then hopefully I can put my pork in a different kind of oven! LOL!

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Ho, I don't!
I have many other (more important) talents and tricks up my sleeve to keep the man happy! :p
L.O.L.

My Mother and Grandmother used to say; "Get him by the stomach and he's yours..."
Well... sorry Mama, but I hold him by somethin'else...!!!

Yup. Just come out in that sexy underwear you design and you got him!

[Hardrock69]

Elly, you are so fucking hot you could make me a charred piece of toast with dogshit on it, and I would still give you my almighty bone! (after tossing the charred dogshit sandwich of course lol)
:D

[Ellyllions]

HardRock.....um.....you make me blush.
;)

[Dan]

Sex And Food,What A Great Recipe.:D

[Ellyllions]

I know, right?

Got a-'nuthern for yas....

1lb ground beef (browned)
1 small onion finely chopped
1 green pepper finely chopped
1/4 cup of barbecue sauce (ho-made is best)
1/4 cup of water

cook it all together in a skillet for 5 minutes then add
4 oz of cubed cheddar cheese and continue to stir over medium heat until the cheese is melted

Serve on toasted onion rolls....

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I know, right?

Got a-'nuthern for yas....

1lb ground beef (browned)
1 small onion finely chopped
1 green pepper finely chopped
1/4 cup of barbecue sauce (ho-made is best)
1/4 cup of water

cook it all together in a skillet for 5 minutes then add
4 oz of cubed cheddar cheese and continue to stir over medium heat until the cheese is melted

Serve on toasted onion rolls....

My mother used to make that! :)
It was the only meal (with meat) that I could actually eat without "crying"...

When pregnant, my dietetist strongly advised me to eat a little bit of red meat, so I did.
That recipe saved my life!
(Somtimes, I substituted the Barbic. sauce for that fake M.S.G. hot taco powder...)

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I don't cook or prepare meals (hubby eats out for work and we eat very differently)... But soon, I will have to feed my son 3 balanced meals a day with all 4 groups, snacks, lunches etc...

It's gonna be a challenge for me to get organized with the groceries and recipes... I've never done it!




Same here...(Blondie, I swear I think you're like my long lost twin or somethin')

Thank God Tiki doesn't mind cooking for himself as I do not cook much and he and I eat nothing alike. Hell, most of my food doesn't even involve cooking.

It will be a very big challenge to feed your baby as he grows. I've learned how to incorporate all the foods necessary for my daughter to get all the recommended daily allowances. I'm pretty religious about feeding her right, but it wasn't easy, especially since I don't eat meat.

Sure am glad the old adage of the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is bullshit. I'd be fucked. And as far as feeding my guy, I got something he can eathttp://smiliestation.de/smileys/Sex/38.gif (http://www.cocktails-island.de/)

[MAX]

WTF is this thread?!?!?!?!?!?

You peeps tryin' to put me outa business? :mad: :p

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by MAX
WTF is this thread?!?!?!?!?!?

You peeps tryin' to put me outa business? :mad: :p

Not to worry MAX, you are still the #1 Chef in here! ;)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SparkieD
... And as far as feeding my guy, I got something he can eathttp://smiliestation.de/smileys/Sex/38.gif (http://www.cocktails-island.de/)

L.O.L...They are always hungry for that!

[Warham]

Originally posted by SparkieD
And as far as feeding my guy, I got something he can eathttp://smiliestation.de/smileys/Sex/38.gif (http://www.cocktails-island.de/)

I gotta stop reading this thread.

I'm getting the munchies.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by WAR
I gotta stop reading this thread.

I'm getting the munchies.

Munchies?
No, no, no dear... no munching... you gatta have tha hole meal and finish your plate! :o

[Warham]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Munchies?
No, no, no dear... no munching... you gatta have tha hole meal and finish your plate! :o

Hole or whole? :D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by WAR
Hole or whole? :D

I always get mixed up with those 2! L.O.L.

[MAX]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Not to worry MAX, you are still the #1 Chef in here! ;)

Thanks!!! :)

How have you been? How's the baby?

Are you going to any shows?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by MAX
Thanks!!! :)

How have you been? How's the baby?

Are you going to any shows?

I'm doin' great... the baby's a handfull of joy!

I will be seing VH in MTL on Nov. 10th...
Can't wait!

How' bout you?

[Dan]

Anyone Got A Recipe For Hair Pie?:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I'm doin' great... the baby's a handfull of joy!

I will be seing VH in MTL on Nov. 10th...
Can't wait!

How' bout you?

SWEET!!! :D

DG and I are doin' Boston on 10/30 (Cannot Wait!!!) then I'm hitting either Phoenix or San Diego with JMJ (Dunno if you know him but he's another mimbo like me)

Hey, I just posted another recipe in MY thread!!! LMAO!!!

Check it out cos I think it's one you'll like? :)

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
L.O.L...They are always hungry for that!

Who doesn't like tacos?

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Dan
Anyone Got A Recipe For Hair Pie?:D

All I know is it is best fresh out of the shower.

[Ellyllions]

Max, this thread is for those who aren't chefs. LOL!

[Warham]

That avatar rocks, and for various reasons.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
All I know is it is best fresh out of the shower.

And I heard you should avoid it once a month...:confused: