If you need a wife

[Redballjets88]

go here

Marry Our Daughter (http://www.marryourdaughter.com)

[Redballjets88]

Fuckin weird shit goin on in the world these days

[binnie]

Oh dear.

Is that legal? Some of those girls are 16 and under.

Wrong, very wrong.

And yet strangely amusing....

[Redballjets88]

im guessing its legal, I dont know. I was just listening to the radio and they were talking about it.

[binnie]

THIS about a 14 year old girl,

"and while she has little direct experience with the opposite sex we have made sure she is aware of everything she needs to know to be a good wife and mother."

"Everything she needs to know" - sick.

[binnie]

What kind of guy bids on this?

If you get to the stage where you need to BUY a wife, then you know that really, deep down, you don't deserve one....

Sometimes life is too fucking weird....

[DlocRoth]

Can't be real.....

Read the testimonials....

Hilarious though....:D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
What kind of guy bids on this?...

Pimps,
Organized crimes (sexual labor),
Anyone who wants to do whatever he can't do with a legal aged woman that knows she has human rights!


And of course... LOOOOOOSERS!!! :o

[Redballjets88]

well they (people on the radio show) found out that it is a hoax.

[theicecreamman]

That's a fucked up site

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Can't be real.....

Read the testimonials....

Hilarious though....:D



Definitely....


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"


LMFAO!!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
What kind of guy bids on this?

SHUT UP!

:mad:

[thome]

Pedo Bait

[thome]

If I bid on TWO 14 yr olds is that cool youknow that means my wiffey would be 26.

EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaWWWWWW w!!!


lol

[Isaac R.]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
go here

Marry Our Daughter (http://www.marryourdaughter.com)
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/1189490351738e4c.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/1189490351738e4c.jpg)

[bueno bob]

OK, OK, all bullshit aside...

1. No e-mail address for the company in question;

2. No phone number for the company in question;

3. No physical address for the company in question;

4. A very cursory "overview" of how to actually 'bid';

5. The "dowry" thing it describes is the exact Biblical OPPOSITE of how dowries actually worked;

6. No guarantees for anything to ever happen - your 'proposal' must
be 'acceptable' by 'somebody somewhere';

7. No description of how any 'meetings' ever take place;

8. Rather over the top testimonials that were already pre-loaded onto the site at it's launch (quick check of the site history to verify);

...yeah, it's bullshit. FUNNY bullshit though.

Next.

[Nitro Express]

I'm a old geezer into hot MILFS anyways.

[FORD]

Funny thing is, when a thread about this site was over at Links, This ad popped up in the margins for a REAL arranged marriage website in India!

Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.

[Redballjets88]

yeah the callers to the radio show were ridiculous.

[frets5150]

Originally posted by thome
If I bid on TWO 14 yr olds is that cool youknow that means my wiffey would be 26.

EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaWWWWWW w!!!


lol

You mean 28 :drive:

[Seshmeister]

What is true though is the bit about it being legal.

http://marriage.about.com/cs/teenmarriage/a/teenus.htm



Alabama: If either of you are under eighteen (18), you will need a certified copy of your birth certificate. Both parents must be present with identification, or if you have a legal guardian they must be present with a court order and identification. The state requires a $200 bond to be executed, payable to the State of Alabama. If one or both parents are deceased, proper evidence of such must be provided. Individuals under the age of 14 may not marry.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
And of course... LOOOOOOSERS!!! :o

HEY! :mad:

Is it my fault you're already taken? Well, is it?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Viking]

Originally posted by bueno bob:

SHUT UP!
So, you're the fucker that outbid me on Kyra! :D :lol:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Viking
Originally posted by bueno bob:

So, you're the fucker that outbid me on Kyra! :D :lol:

I need to get SOMEBODY to fucking cook and clean around here...Christ...

:D

[NATEDOG001976]

Hey, this might work for me!

[Viking]

Originally posted by beuno bob:

I need to get SOMEBODY to fucking cook and clean around here...Christ...:D

Cooking and cleaning would be the least of her chores under my roof. LMFAO :eatit: :blow: :blow2: :killer: :D

[Viking]

I said SWALLOW IT, BITCH! :blow: :D

[NATEDOG001976]

Boom!