Cleavage!!

[jharp84]

Amazing the power of the "ALMIGHTY" CLEAVAGE!! Got me hooked on milfs years ago before there was a "milf" technically that is! When my grade school teacher bent over one day when I was in 6th grade I saw "heaven" Anyway, point of thread is heterosexual men, when in view of a "sighting"of cleavage!! Cannot FUCKIN CONTROL IT! We gotsta LOOKSIE!! Remember when I took the ex-wife and steps to 6 flags, they wanted WATER RIDES - ALL FUCKING DAY LONG! LOnger lines/queues than the goddamn ROLLER COASTERS!! My ex-wife wears LOW-CUT one piece! When we were boarding, I will never forget all! I mean EVERY motherfucker with a dick STARING DOWN At my wife with eyes spinning, brain-cells falling out, etc., etc., But I am guilty too!! When I see the "POWER OF THE CLEAVAGE"

[jharp84]

Look at all the "PUB" recently on Hillary Clinton on CNN with a low cut "tease"view!! Damn! POC!!!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by jharp84
... heterosexual men, when in view of a "sighting"of cleavage!! Cannot FUCKIN CONTROL IT! We gotsta LOOKSIE!!...

Hhmm... not only hetero. men! :p

Everybody likes boobies! :boobs:
(I think?)

[blonddgirl777]

Funny thing just happened to me last week...
I took my baby to the doctor for a check-up. Because he's only 7 months old, I have to hold him in my arms the whole time as the doc. examins him.

It was 200 degrees of humidity so I was wearing a tank top (without a bra)...
Well... the little man decides that he's gonna put both his hands right in the middle of the neckline/cleavage and pull it down... right in front of that cute, young doctor!

He got more embarassed than I was... he pretended that he didn't see anything but he did... I saw him blush...
L.O.L.

[bueno bob]

Did somebody say cleavage?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Did somebody say cleavage?

What would be a Booby thread without Bueno Bob? ;)

[jharp84]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Hhmm... not only hetero. men! :p

Everybody likes boobies! :boobs:
(I think?)

How can anyone not??:p :tits:

[jharp84]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Did somebody say cleavage?

I knew BB RADAR would find this ASAP!!:cool: :hula:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
What would be a Booby thread without Bueno Bob? ;)

Sure as hell wouldn't be a cleavage thread, now, would it?

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgfp1565.jpg

[jharp84]

Blonddgirl - If there were more girls like you, there wouldn't be as many fucked up, frustrated men as us!! Juice

[bueno bob]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaa

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_29654.jpg

[jharp84]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Sure as hell wouldn't be a cleavage thread, now, would it?

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgfp1565.jpg

CLASSICO!! :bottle: :smilieci:

[bueno bob]

OH MY!!!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/367572233_0ccbf73cae.jpg

[bueno bob]

Yesssahhhhh

http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/4119/moblog_db4e8afa11b02.jpg

Damn, I might need to get the boob thread going again at this rate...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by jharp84
Blonddgirl - If there were more girls like you, there wouldn't be as many fucked up, frustrated men as us!! Juice

My man might not have the perfect wife that makes him 100% happy all the time but for sure... he isn't frustrated! :D

[bueno bob]

Not designed to attract attention, obviously.

http://images12.fotki.com/v243/photos/1/184161/890285/Hypno_Breasts_web-vi.jpg

Oh, the pain...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Yaaaaaaaaaaaa

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_29654.jpg

Nice find B.B...
This bra kicks ass... I didn't see it before!

[bueno bob]

Honestly, when a woman's parading around huge tits, revealing cleavage, I make it a point to stare and make sure she NOTICES that I'm staring too.

Hey, fuck, if you're going to market it, don't be surprised by the window shoppers, you know?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Nice find B.B...
This bra kicks ass... I didn't see it before!

Yes, it is nice, isn't it?

I seriously wouldn't mind getting one for the old lady...

[jharp84]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Not designed to attract attention, obviously.

http://images12.fotki.com/v243/photos/1/184161/890285/Hypno_Breasts_web-vi.jpg

Oh, the pain... :lol: :spank:

Thanks for the pics!!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bueno bob
... Hey, fuck, if you're going to market it, don't be surprised by the window shoppers, you know?

Exactly!
There are turtle neck days and there are cleavage days...


Men will look... unless we blind them with chemicals... THEY WILL look!

[jharp84]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
My man might not have the perfect wife that makes him 100% happy all the time but for sure... he isn't frustrated! :D

AW C'MON! YA DIDN'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN!! :sex: Just Kiddin! Enjoy the compliment!! :)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Yes, it is nice, isn't it?

I seriously wouldn't mind getting one for the old lady...

Since that pic. was probably not advertisment or fashion editorial, it's hard to know who made this bra?
I might just find out and let you know...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by jharp84
... Enjoy the compliment!! :)

Thanks! :cato2:

[NATEDOG001976]

Who said boobs?

[bastardog]

Cleaveage?!!.....
That's really something I can't control no matter the place or situation........I can't miss a cleaveage

[Nitro Express]

I think I know my wife's boobs better than she does.

In fact, they say husbands are more effective at discovering breast cancer early than anybody. We know our woman's boobs like a blind man knows his house.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Exactly!
There are turtle neck days and there are cleavage days...


Men will look... unless we blind them with chemicals... THEY WILL look!

Yup. I was in a sandwich shop the other day and this one girl had the most magical rack and was showing it. She was with two other cuties but man, her top was showing that magical cleavage. I just wanted to stare it was so beautiful!

I remember being a kid and the dentist had this really hot assistant. She's working on my teeth and she shoves the side of my head right into her cleavage! I could feel that magical boob firm but soft feel. Holy hell my pecker started to get hard. Then I'm going from loving the boob experience to going down boy, DOWN! I didn't want a big pecker bulge in my pants.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Sure as hell wouldn't be a cleavage thread, now, would it?

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgfp1565.jpg

I'm feeling a little light headed.

[VanHalener]

dupe

[VanHalener]

http://i17.tinypic.com/5y0qqzq.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
... I remember being a kid and the dentist had this really hot assistant. She's working on my teeth and she shoves the side of my head right into her cleavage! I could feel that magical boob firm but soft feel. Holy hell my pecker started to get hard. Then I'm going from loving the boob experience to going down boy, DOWN! I didn't want a big pecker bulge in my pants.

L.O.L... that's cute!


My husband wouldn't hesitate to create car accident (although he never did)... to get a shot at a nice rack...

When we first started together, he was trying to be "hypocrit" about it but when he discovered that I was staring as well... he saw no point in pretending to not care... :rolleyes:

Hetero. males that NEVER look at a Bueno Bob's type of cleavage are either hypocrits or in the closet!

[NATEDOG001976]

Blonddgirl:

Which one is you on the photo of the 3 of you dressed up?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Blonddgirl:

Which one is you on the photo of the 3 of you dressed up?

The one on right...
The 3 of us are dead tired (after a long night of party and fun) but I just love this pic.!

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
The one on right...
The 3 of us are dead tired (after a long night of party and fun) but I just love this pic.!

Oh good lord!

Very pretty....indeed!

Did I mention I played hockey?? lol.

[katie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777


Everybody likes boobies! :boobs:
(I think?)

Yes that is true as long as they do not have stretch marks all over them.

[NATEDOG001976]

Nice boobs are easy to find. I just need to find a sane women with the nice rack. lol.

[Warham]

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-breas-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-s-s-s-s-s-s.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by katie
Yes that is true as long as they do not have stretch marks all over them.

Ho, I haven't thought about that! :o

Anyway, from what I see... It doesn't seem to be YOUR problem! ;) :p

[Nitro Express]

It never ceases to amaze me how boobs and nipples are all different. I had a girlfriend that had the big flat nipples on a nice set. Man were those fun to lick!

[Warham]

What a rack!

http://www.dustbunny.com/photos/2005/wildlife/dsc7734.jpg

hehe

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by WAR
What a rack!

http://www.dustbunny.com/photos/2005/wildlife/dsc7734.jpg

hehe

WAR... they said: "No bestiallity"...
You're a MOD... you should know that! :eek:

[Warham]

haha.

I've had to suffer through so many shit pics, etc, here over the last few years, what's a little deer pic gonna do to anyone? :)

[NATEDOG001976]

Someone said nice rack??

<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/843/img0429it5.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/></a><br/>

Yes, I did have fun in CA!! Indeed!!!

[Warham]

Going for the Hooters girls, eh?

[NATEDOG001976]

She was tasty....

[katie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Ho, I haven't thought about that! :o

Anyway, from what I see... It doesn't seem to be YOUR problem! ;) :p

I'm certain it will be someday soon,

Time waits for no woman.:D

Is that really you on the right of that pic?
If so, if you are ever in London........ (on your own);)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by katie
I'm certain it will be someday soon,

Time waits for no woman.:D

Is that really you on the right of that pic?
If so, if you are ever in London........ (on your own);)

I don't mean to tease you but mine are still the same as they where when I was 20... eaven after breast feeding!

But who knows what it will be at 60?
By that time... no one will give a shit anymore!

London sounds nice... great fetish events there.
Speaking of wich, that's me (on the right) and my girls after one of those crazy nights...

[katie]

http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/fat/ManBoobs.jpg

OK Any male posters on this board got any 'Man Boobs' ?
I bet there are a few of you.

C'mon lets's see the pics

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by katie
http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/fat/ManBoobs.jpg

OK Any male posters on this board got any 'Man Boobs' ?
I bet there are a few of you.

C'mon lets's see the pics

Holly fuck'n shit, katie! (That pic. is disgusting)...
I don't agree with this...
I (personally) DON'T want to see any man boob here (or anywherelse)!!!

[katie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Holly fuck'n shit, katie! (That pic. is disgusting)...
I don't agree with this...
I (personally) DON'T want to see any man boob here (or anywherelse)!!!


Fair point,

There are some fucking ugly guy's out there!

Here are some really nice boobs instead -


http://www.boobsxxxworld.info/teen-boobs-porn-6.jpg

Normal service has been resumed;)

[katie]

That pic has just reminded me.
I haven't had any grapes in quite a while.
Must pop out and get some this weekend.

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I think I know my wife's boobs better than she does.

In fact, they say husbands are more effective at discovering breast cancer early than anybody. We know our woman's boobs like a blind man knows his house.

That is quite true. Tiki found a lump in one of my puppies a couple years back that prompted the doc to send me in for testing pronto.

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Nice find B.B...
This bra kicks ass... I didn't see it before!

It's a nice bra, but have any of you girls noticed how hard it is to find one with little or no padding? It pisses me off. I like a bit of support, but I don't friggin' need or want the cushion. I'm guessing the only purpose a little padding provides is protection from headlights. A cold breeze doesn't bother me. In fact, I rather like the attention it generates.

[Viking]

Nothing like pitching yer load on a nice, big set of mams. Then making her rub it all over while you suck her clit raw.

I have a nice, healthy sex life at home. LOL :D

[chi-town324]

finally a thread worth talking about!!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SparkieD
It's a nice bra, but have any of you girls noticed how hard it is to find one with little or no padding? It pisses me off. I like a bit of support, but I don't friggin' need or want the cushion. I'm guessing the only purpose a little padding provides is protection from headlights. A cold breeze doesn't bother me. In fact, I rather like the attention it generates.

2 major reasons why almost every bra you will find in America is padded with a push-up funtion;

A) People a obsessed with big boobs and women that are not satisfied with their size want to simulate.

B) Merchandisers want the product to look good on a hanger because it's the way to get the costumer's attention. (try to picture a non-padded, thin bra hanging all crooked)...

Personally, I don't need it. I like a thin foam (at work for the headlights) but I won't wear a cushion, especially in the summer.
Plus, that push-up business is really not healthy for the breasts.

Men will prefer to see something moving a little, definitely some headlights so that's why every guy I know hates big, push-up padded bras...
They wanna know the thruth right off!


Sparkie, if you want real fine lingerie with fine lace (or other nice fabrics) you will probably have to invest in a French or Italian brand...

[VanHalener]

Blondedgirl777 is a Smokin' Hot BABE!

OW:hitch:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by VanHalener
Blondedgirl777 is a Smokin' Hot BABE!

OW:hitch:


Thanks!
Let's say I know my stuff... ;)

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I think I know my wife's boobs better than she does.

In fact, they say husbands are more effective at discovering breast cancer early than anybody. We know our woman's boobs like a blind man knows his house.


Got that right. I found the lump in VanHalenette's breast years ago.
DON"T FUCK AROUND WITH IT LADIES. Attack that shit like it's Hitler.

SAVE THE BOOBS http://cms.komen.org/komen/index.htm
And now, a word from our sponsors...
http://i10.tinypic.com/4ytcj8o.jpghttp://i8.tinypic.com/2z565q8.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by VanHalener
... DON"T FUCK AROUND WITH IT LADIES. Attack that shit like it's Hitler...

Thank God (and knock on wood) I've never had any...
Those lumps are pretty scary.


Hope your wife's (and Sparkie D.'s) got removed finely?


And guys... encourage your woman to just "let'em hang" naturally, instead of pushin'em up to the sky...
Those underwires are partly responsable for these lumps!

Push up bras are just as good as "home staging"!

[VanHalener]

She's doing great now, thank you. I just tried to get a picture of the two survivors to share, but she declined.:(

http://i12.tinypic.com/6h2nvhk.gif

[VanHalener]

http://i15.tinypic.com/61m0cd2.jpg

[VanHalener]

http://i15.tinypic.com/4ope7og.jpg

[VanHalener]

http://i19.tinypic.com/6gswpx5.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by VanHalener
... I just tried to get a picture of the two survivors to share, but she declined.:(

L.O.L.

Before I eaven was a member, my husband was posting here (very little)...
He asked if he could post a bikini pic. of myself and I said; "Hell, why not... who cares anyway?"

Well... little did I know that I would become a Roth Army "addict" not too long after!

That was a while ago...

[VanHalener]

I'm going to need to see that picture now.:monkey:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by VanHalener
I'm going to need to see that picture now.:monkey:

Sorry but that thread is 3 years old... that was a scanned picture and I don't know where the hell it is?

Ho, I remember now... it was on my Mac. wich is now unhooked from the internet and totally unplugged! :o

[VanHalener]

(slumped over in disappointment)

Oh well, this thread will have to tide me over.

[katie]

Originally posted by Viking
Nothing like pitching yer load on a nice, big set of mams.
Then making her rub it all over while you suck her clit raw.

I have a nice, healthy sex life at home. LOL :D

http://www.bobbyworks.com/images/fat%20man%20at%20computer.jpg

[bru87tr]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
2 major reasons why almost every bra you will find in America is padded with a push-up funtion;

A) People a obsessed with big boobs and women that are not satisfied with their size want to simulate.

B) Merchandisers want the product to look good on a hanger because it's the way to get the costumer's attention. (try to picture a non-padded, thin bra hanging all crooked)...

Personally, I don't need it. I like a thin foam (at work for the headlights) but I won't wear a cushion, especially in the summer.
Plus, that push-up business is really not healthy for the breasts.

Men will prefer to see something moving a little, definitely some headlights so that's why every guy I know hates big, push-up padded bras...
They wanna know the thruth right off!


Sparkie, if you want real fine lingerie with fine lace (or other nice fabrics) you will probably have to invest in a French or Italian brand...

I hate push ups and padded bras. its such false advertising. would a woman like me putting a big banana in my pants ? dont think so! :)

there is nothing worse than picking up a chick, she looks to have a nice rack, you get the top off and the dam breaks loose and now they are sagging and smaller than you thought.

oh the horror!!!

[VanHalener]

http://i17.tinypic.com/42tlrhu.jpg

[VanHalener]

http://i11.tinypic.com/440erz6.jpg

[VanHalener]

http://i3.tinypic.com/2ivh3bp.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

Tat car is sooooo cool!

The kitty in the cleavage... cute al hell!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bru87tr
I hate push ups and padded bras. its such false advertising...

I would never do false advertising...
It would be embarassing as hell!

So guys, when you pick up nice little lady in the club... just know that if you take her home, reallity MIGHT only be 1/2 (or less) of what the can meet the eyes!

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Thank God (and knock on wood) I've never had any...
Those lumps are pretty scary.


Hope your wife's (and Sparkie D.'s) got removed finely?



The first one I had turned out to be no big deal. It sucked to be told the mammogram was inconclusive and I would have to be tested further. Talk about scary!

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I would never do false advertising...
It would be embarassing as hell!

So guys, when you pick up nice little lady in the club... just know that if you take her home, reallity MIGHT only be 1/2 (or less) of what the can meet the eyes!

Beer is my new girlfriend!

No dating for me for atleast 4 months.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
... No dating for me for atleast 4 months.

Yea, yea, yea... :o
I don't beleive that! ;)

Keep us posted! :p

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Yea, yea, yea... :o
I don't beleive that! ;)

Keep us posted! :p

Or untill the next hottie comes around, but I'm not making any effort. Beer on the other hand....BIG EFFORT!! Starting tonight!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
... I'm not making any effort...

Then, and only then... SHE (the right one) shall come to you easily!
Iv'e seen it happening... :)

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Then, and only then... SHE (the right one) shall come to you easily!
Iv'e seen it happening... :)

To bad you are taken!

Oh well, we will just have to settle for that affair...lol

[VanHalener]

http://i19.tinypic.com/4p38j2r.jpg

[jharp84]

Originally posted by chi-town324
finally a thread worth talking about!!

Thanks Again! I couldn't even finish my "midnight snack"reading the posts!! :tits: :eatit: :angel: In true VH fashion!! FUCK IT!!

[VanHalener]

http://i18.tinypic.com/484ob5c.jpg

[VanHalener]

http://i18.tinypic.com/4t9kdvo.gif

[blonddgirl777]

L.O.L... the last one is funny!
Boing!!!:cato:

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by katie
http://www.bobbyworks.com/images/fat%20man%20at%20computer.jpg

I never knew Santa Clause had brown hair under his cap and why is he sitting naked at the computer?

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by VanHalener
http://i3.tinypic.com/2ivh3bp.jpg

Who said cats were dumb?

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777


Everybody likes boobies! :boobs:
(I think?)

I believe that is the case.

Not liking boobies is just plain wrong....

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
... Not liking boobies is just plain wrong....

AND gay! :o

[NATEDOG001976]

I like boobies!

[VanHalener]

http://i4.tinypic.com/6317sdl.jpg

[VanHalener]

http://i9.tinypic.com/345h8ag.jpg

[binnie]

Originally posted by VanHalener
http://i4.tinypic.com/6317sdl.jpg

Even the statues checking out that cleavage!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
Even the statues checking out that cleavage!

L.O.L... and what is this "stream" coming up?

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
L.O.L... and what is this "stream" coming up?

He's a rude little cherub!

[SparkieD]

I'll be hiding a camera in mine opening night!

[VanHalener]

http://i6.tinypic.com/6ajgcuw.jpg

[VanHalener]

http://i17.tinypic.com/6ag8nqx.jpg

[VanHalener]

http://i13.tinypic.com/29e0kgp.jpg

[VanHalener]

http://i20.tinypic.com/2yvjkpe.jpg

[VanHalener]

http://i16.tinypic.com/449xp8k.jpg

[VanHalener]

http://i20.tinypic.com/11l3r5g.jpg