Jan Brady Shrieked "MARCIA, MARCIA, MARCIA!" as Marcia licked her....

[Hardrock69]

This is in the CURRENT issue of the National Enquirer. I don't normally read this, but they usually do not publish news unless they can back it up (unlike the stoopidity of the Weekly World News).

So I was standing in line at my local grocery-mart-fooderama-store, and happened to see a headline that blew my mind.

I scanned the article, because some of you might find this extremely interesting.

Damn....Marcia and Jan getting it on! WOOHOO!!!!
:D

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[FORD]

So three of the 6 Bradys played for the other team at least part time, Bobby was driving drunk, Alice was paraising JAYSUS and Greg was getting it on with his mom.

Sounds like the modern Republican party :D

[Nitro Express]

What's more kinky than fucking your hot step mom because your biological dad is gay and is fucking Sam the Butcher up the ass?

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
What's more kinky than fucking your hot step mom because your biological dad is gay and is fucking Sam the Butcher up the ass?

Replacing the original actors with pornstars?

[Hyman Roth]

Oh man...this is deep!

[chi-town324]

i love the show even more now!!

[Hyman Roth]

I want all details.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

DOOT DOOT DOODOO DA DA DOOT DOOT DOODOO!!!

[chi-town324]

just think what an underground video would command today?

[Nickdfresh]

Watching it will never be the same again...

:eatit:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Is anybody else getting the impression Marcia bumped her head into Jan's pubic bone and screamed "Oh My Nose"?

[BITEYOASS]

fuckin eh! A TV lesbian fantasy I never thought of and two cast members from the brady bunch actually do it. Makes me wish I was a child actor in the 1970s! :D

[Diamondjimi]

BRADYLINGUS !!!!!!!!!

:eatit:

YOWZA !

[knuckleboner]

sorry to disappoint, but apparently, this just ain't true...


"We are verifying that it is not true," said Debbie Styer, senior vice president of group publicity at William Morrow, the book's publisher. "The real story of what happened in [McCormick's] life and behind the scenes of the show will all come out when the book comes out."


aol news (http://news.aol.com/entertainment/television/tv-news-story/ar/_a/brady-bunch-romance-marcia-marcia-marcia/20070922183109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001)

[Nickdfresh]

Yeah, she was too busy with Greg's cock...

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!

Right on! I would never have expected Maureen to publicly (pub-lickly) announce something like this.

:D


Publisher Denies 'Brady' Romance Rumors
ABC News
Posted: 2007-09-23 09:47:34
Filed Under: Celebrity News, TV News
(Sept. 23) - The book publisher for Maureen McCormick, who played Marcia Brady on the 1970s sitcom "The Brady Bunch," is shooting down rumors that she had a lesbian on-set affair with co-star Eve Plumb, who played her younger sister Jan.

The story of the alleged lesbian affair started circulating the Internet Friday, and was picked up by at least one newspaper on Saturday.

The reported source of the story was McCormick herself in her new tell-all book, "Here's the Story," slated to come out next year.

But the book's publisher said, though there are plenty of other revelations in the book, a lesbian affair is not one of them.

"We are verifying that it is not true," said Debbie Styer, senior vice president of group publicity at William Morrow, the book's publisher. "The real story of what happened in [McCormick's] life and behind the scenes of the show will all come out when the book comes out."

It should no longer be a revelation to fans of the show that life behind the scenes was not as wholesome as the scripted half-hour plots.

Barry Williams, who played oldest brother Greg Brady, revealed in his 1992 autobiography, "Growing Up Brady," that he had been romantically involved with both his TV mom Florence Henderson and with McCormick.

But, according to a press release, there is still more dirt to dish.

McCormick describes being put in "dangerous situations" and being "exploited." She also discusses struggles with eating disorders, drug addiction and depression.

"Though I may never completely win this battle," she writes, "I will never lose. & I have arrived, for the moment at least, in a solid and secure place, which is allowing me to visit my past without fear. Writing this book has been such a cathartic experience. I hope it will not only shed light on who I am and how I got here, but more importantly, remind the readers that there truly is a light at the end of any tunnel."

McCormick is 51 years old, married, and living in Southern California.


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But just for the hell of it, check this shit out:

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[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by FORD
So three of the 6 Bradys played for the other team at least part time, Bobby was driving drunk, Alice was paraising JAYSUS and Greg was getting it on with his mom.

Sounds like the modern Republican party :D

Or Katy's Hillbilly Bunch.

[bueno bob]

See, an automatic retraction like that just leads me to believe it's true all the more.

Wonder if Greg and Peter sat around spanking it while they watched?

Fuck, I would've...

:)

[Hyman Roth]

Heck I just did!

[Hardrock69]

Bueno Bob hit the nail on the head.

I am thinking, ya know, what if Eve Plumb did not want anyone to know about it, and got pissed off at Maureen when word leaked out?

Hell, if Eve is now married, it would be cool to be a fly on the wall when her hubby asked her about it, just to hear what she says!
:cool:

[bueno bob]

That was my guess. As soon as Eve logged on for the day and saw it on her home page entertainment news, she probably flipped out, called Maureen and told her to get the fuck rid of that part of the book or else...

Maureen probably likewise freaked, came up with the "It's All BS!" story for the media and discreetly called the book's publisher and said "Listen, uh...last minute edit here..."

$100 to $1 says that's exactly what happened...

[Dan]

This Is Great News.:)

[Nitro Express]

Now I'm really wonder what Florence Henderson really did with all that Wesson Oil? :D

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Bueno Bob hit the nail on the head.

I am thinking, ya know, what if Eve Plumb did not want anyone to know about it, and got pissed off at Maureen when word leaked out?

Hell, if Eve is now married, it would be cool to be a fly on the wall when her hubby asked her about it, just to hear what she says!
:cool:

Eve Plumb:

Little Jack Horny Greg Brady was fingering his favorite lady. He stuck his thumb in Eve Plumb and said, "Where in the fuck is your cherry?"!

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!

Adult nursery rhymes - Brady Bunch style.

:D

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by bueno bob


Maureen probably likewise freaked, came up with the "It's All BS!" story for the media and discreetly called the book's publisher and said "Listen, uh...last minute edit here..."

$100 to $1 says that's exactly what happened...


A story like that, which may or may not be BS, either way will sell a lot more books.

[thome]

They both got together had a few beers made up this story with both sets of lawyers and long before the story came out agreed to hype the book with some sleaze, because all mentioned in the book get a cut
of the profits..

Then they had a nudie pillow fight and tore each others hair out fell onto the floor in a orgasmic rush of sweat and heavy breathing .

Yep that's what happend.




I wasn't there ,but i got a feeling that'was it .








A feeling .












You know .












Down there.