Ford Hits 25,000 Posts Today

[LoungeMachine]

Well done, son.



Please share with us some of your favorite FORD posts/threads here.

:killer: :bananna: :tits: :lookie: :guzzle: :smilieci:



Quite the milestone.

:gulp:

[studly hungwell]

250,000 is a quarter million.....isn't it? could be wrong.

[FORD]

Holy shit, really?

I honestly never look at my post count. I had no idea, except that I was in the "top 10", but that's to be expected of someone who has been around here since day one.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by studly hungwell
250,000 is a quarter million.....isn't it? could be wrong.

and he's 10% there...

Calm down, your math is correct.

At his current rate he'll be there shortly provided the BCE doesnt hack him again....


:gulp:


I miss the FORD Weedwacker 3000

That machine had serious RPM's

Or as we liked to call it: Wack-a-Troll

[chi-town324]

Congrats Bro!!

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by studly hungwell
250,000 is a quarter million.....isn't it? could be wrong.

I'm sure Mr Cheese would have treated me with the same respect had I made that post...


:D

[Seshmeister]

Don't forget the other 3000 as Jesus and Satan...

[Eyes of the Night]

Lofl ...

[FORD]

****POST 25,000****

Well, here we are.... the Irish in America......

(oh, that's been done? Damn....)

Loook at alllll the peeeople heeere toniiight.....

(What? that's been used too? Shit. )

Ah well, fuck it. I didn't prepare any speeches for this questionably momentous occasion that I wasn't even aware of 45 minutes ago.

I'd like to thank the Academy of who ever the fuck issues this award.

I'd like to thank The Lord Jesus Christ, who has His own post count to worry about.

George W. Bush Jr. and his family's Criminal Empire for endless sources of material, the dumb criminal bastards.

Van HALEN for reuniting and giving me an excuse to post outside of the Front Line once in a while.

Sarge for building this board, and all the Roth Army die-hards for keeping it rolling.

And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place......

Thank you, and may God bless America. It's about 7 years overdue!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by FORD
Holy shit, really?

I honestly never look at my post count. I had no idea, except that I was in the "top 10", but that's to be expected of someone who has been around here since day one.

Bust out some more re-worked lyrics.

Please?
:cool:

[FORD]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Bust out some more re-worked lyrics.

Please?
:cool:

Here's a classic from the VDIII days...........

Queen Street (G Cherone/E. Van Halen)

©1998 Van Danniels music publishing

At night I walk these stinkin streets
past the breeders on my block
and I ream the same old asses
and I suck the same old cocks
I'm searchin for the queerest thing
break from the straight routine
I'm talkin 12 inch dicks
Ones like you ain't never seen

This is homo
This is Queen Street
This is homo
The only way I know

And we don't worry 'bout Pat Robertson
'cause we're sick of his church walls
what you think is a sexy woman
was a tranny after all
you know this ain't no straight street
my ass is dead ahead
queer folks play for keeps down here
'cause we love giving head

Come on down
Down to Queen Street
No closets now
Out on Queen Street

Dance girlfriend!
(solo)

It's always queer and now girlfriend
It ain't once upon a time
It's all over but the screaming
You'll hear when you fuck mine
We're searchin for the gayest thing
break from the straight routine
Talkin 12 inch dicks
ones like you ain't never seen.

This is homo
This is Queen Street
Yes I'm homo
Only way I know

See being butch is real easy
In this desperate part of town
Turns you from hetero into homo
Go and hunt some hot stud down
Somebody said "Fairy Warning
Lord strike that queer boy down"
__________________

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I'm sure Mr Cheese would have treated me with the same respect had I made that post...


:D

:rolleyes:

Oh fer Christ's sake, will you mooks get over yourselves.

He hit 25k

on the way to a quarter mil..

Had it been 50k, it would have been ..... oh nevermind.

Yeah, I dont know the diff between 25k and 250k

:rolleyes:


Well FORD, it's fitting for your 25,000 post thread, ELVIRA whining...

Cheers anyway.

Thanks for all the laughs and insights you've brought to this forum.

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Bust out some more re-worked lyrics.

Please?
:cool:

A FORD Favorite




Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends,
You got a thing for ewes,
Been counting sheep, but you're not in bed,
Here's what you gotta do.
Get out the barn, stay off the farm,
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA,
That kind of love's a crime.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep,
Dirty deeds, Little Bo Peep,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep,
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep,
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep.

My friend Larry has a little lamb,
Her fleece is white as snow,
He keeps bragging about her night and day,
Someone should tell him no.
Look at the flock, they're all in shock,
Here comes that mutton fan,
Knock off the fleece, give them some peace,
Don't be a barnyard man.

Dirty deeds, done with sheep,
Dirty deeds, Little Bo Peep,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep,
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep,
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep.

Velcro gloves, kneepads, late-night dates.
Done with sheep.
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage.
Done with sheep.

Dirty deeds, don't tell 'em what I done to ewe,
Done with sheep.
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, done with sheep.

SPOKEN: Quiet gals. I think the shepherd's coming.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

Thanks for all the laughs and insights you've brought to this forum.

:gulp:

Too bad you have no insight...;)

[ELVIS]

Would you like me to explain my post ??

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Would you like me to explain my post ??

hm...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Don't forget the other 3000 as Jesus and Satan...

Or as Yahweh!

This guy's got John Milton on the brain!

Ford, have you ever read "Paradise Lost?"

[Steve Savicki]

So the top ten are at least a quarter way there towards the six digit figure.

:cool:

Perhaps this can relate to one of POJO's comments about Sarge having the best message board around?

Congrats, FORD. You beat Elvis in post count compared to the old DLRarmy.com domain (Wasn't Elv top poster there before it closed?)

[FORD]

I believe he was, actually.

[scamper]

Originally posted by FORD
And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place......

Wasn't that cat Shaft a bad mother....

[FORD]

Yeah, but I was quoting The Flying Nun, not Shaft.

[scamper]

Originally posted by FORD
Yeah, but I was quoting The Flying Nun, not Shaft.

Don't get into that habit :)

[LoungeMachine]

:groan:

[scamper]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
:groan:

Sorry, it won't happen again.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
... Please share with us some of your favorite FORD posts/threads here...

Here it is... in my sig.!

Congrats. FORD!!!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

As a mother... my biggest fear is that my son would want to get enrolled some day!
He will be allowed and encouraged to do whatever he wants when he grows up but the Army
(as we know it nowadays)... THAT will be over his old mother's dead body!

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by FORD
I believe he was, actually.
My how times change.:p
Not to bash, but I beiieve I remember at the old DDLR domain, when you were mod, someone posted, "Thank God Elvis isn't moderator anymore."

But anyways, as far as this forum is concerned congrats to the liberals here in The Front Line... the number of blue posts here outweigh the red.;)

[Warham]

That's not necessarily a good thing, Steve.

[FORD]

Yes it is. It's a reflection of how the country itself is slowly waking up.... :)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by FORD
Yes it is. It's a reflection of how the country itself is slowly waking up.... :)

I agree.

The FL is a microcosm of what's happening nationwide.

It's no coincidence.

:gulp:

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I agree.

The FL is a microcosm of what's happening nationwide.


If that's true, then we are all doomed.

[ThrillsNSpills]

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[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
If that's true, then we are all doomed.

yu-huh.

been tellin' ya.

Watch, some Dem at the debate tonight will claim the BCE hacked their campaign computers.

:gulp: