Hey Red Heads!!

[Sammy Roy Hagar]

I don't mean to spoil the party seeing that Van Halen is about to start their tour with Roth and all....but, dig, I wouldn't be Sammy Hagar if I didn't!!

Lots of stuff happening redheads. The Wabos/Other Half/Mad Anthony Express tour is about to get started also. And lemmie tell ya, its gonna be like a fuckin' 9 on a 10 scale!

The band is on fire. Mike is on fire (Pun INTENDED!). Just spoke with the bass god last week and he's doin' fine. The whole VH thing hit my brother pretty hard at first. Mike was in tears when he saw Wolfie photoshopped on the VH albums when their new website went up.

After some jive-talkin' over the phone, I immediately raced 55 to Mike's place and grabbed a bucket of chocolate ice cream out of the freezer. We sat there eating the ice cream, watching Soap Operas all day, like two schoolgirls hurt over being dumped by their boyfriend.

It was deep, brother, deep. From that, shit, I wrote a fucking song on the spot!!! I was really inspired and Mike inspires me. Not many things inspire me (other than watchin' Victor play with marbles) but that day, man, it was something. Inspired.

Wrote a song called "Its Not Fair" --- a real trippy ballad. As a treat for all the redheads and Mike-heads out there, we're thinking of playing it live for you all!

'Cause we give to live and if ya give enough to live, then you may see some eagles fly and shit. Damn! That some badass shit there!! Hahaha.

I have nothing great to say about Van Halen getting back with Dave. If ya think I was the girlfriend with bad teeth, so be it. I know how to take it, live it and breath it. WHY oh WHY can't this BE LOVE???? I'll tell ya why. It was all Eddie's fault.

But you know I'll be there if Ed calls and shit. Hell, we should all get up there ya know?? Give something back to the fans.

AINT THAT THE TRUTH!!

See ya in Cabo!

:)

[ThrillsNSpills]

Wrote a song called "Its Not Fair"

hmm, how would the words go to something like that?

[Isaac R.]

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[VanHalener]

Cleaning out sheep shit of this sort takes a lot of paper, water, and technique...
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Can I get second flush?
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Thanks.

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[Anonymous]

SAMMY!

Hey Sam,

Sylicker the readhead here.

YOU should be fronting Van Halen RITE NOW, not David Lee Roth.

Dave can't sell tequila between songs, you do.

Dave doesn't rake in all the money advertising for McDonald's wearing Ronald's close on stage like you do.

Dave doesn't have a hot wife who's a HUGE fan of the Pen boys like you do.

You da man, Sambo. We can't stop loving you down here - the RED ROCKER!

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

ALRIGHT!

Sammy Roy's back!

This is the best timing, too! Not only do we get to celebrate the high profile career of Sammy Roy Hagar again, but now we can buck up for MIKEY, too!

You know, Sam, I gots ta tell ya - I bet you and Mike will do DOUBLE the business you guys did the last time you were out! Van Halen being fronted by Roth again is, you know, I don't know...I GUESS it's OK...but when you got the OTHER HALF that's so obviously more than what the current Van Halen lineup is, I KNOW WHERE MY MONEY'S GOING!!! And I bet most of America does, too!

In fact - Sammy, you know you and I have a lot of history and some good memories together, and I'm just gonna...you're just making me tell the truth here, you know? Listen up, Sam - you're gonna sell DOUBLE the tickets this time, 'cuz that's what it IS, you dig!

100 tickets a night! 100 PEOPLE WILL COME TO SEE SAMMY AND MIKE A NIGHT!! Right here, right now, I'm going ON THE LINE and saying so!

Congrats, Sam!!!!! :D

[VanHalener]

Well, it will not quite be an hundred.

I used forty tickets as toilet paper the over the last several days.

Sorry to crush your groove, but good luck at the shows.;)

[NATEDOG001976]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

Ohh, ok. Thanks.

Sounds like a big moron!

[bueno bob]

Yes, but Sammy ROY Hagar is one of the best posters here at the Roth Army, period!

Ain't THAT...well...yeah, that IS the truth, actually...

[Wawazat]

"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

[Anonymous]

You guys...

sto dissing the Samster.

We know you mean it in good fun, but really - enough's enough.

Sammy has provided us countless hours of entertainment here at the Army - think about it - ain't that the truth.

Not to mention his hot wife Kari, who provided even more hours of entertainment to EVERY SINGLE Penner/Dump Meister just by alying on her back - ain't that the truth.

Go, Sammy! Go!

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

I hope that this turns up on the interent somewhere as Sammy's "offcial" statement!

[ppg960]

Where did Spammy go????
No reply??
I guess he's too busy dipping MA's cock in Hot Sauce and licking it off.

[bueno bob]

Could be after his wife again.

The girl gets around...

And I know for a fact!

[Dan]

Dirty Girl.

[jharp84]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
You guys...

sto dissing the Samster.

We know you mean it in good fun, but really - enough's enough.

Sammy has provided us countless hours of entertainment here at the Army - think about it - ain't that the truth.

Not to mention his hot wife Kari, who provided even more hours of entertainment to EVERY SINGLE Penner/Dump Meister just by alying on her back - ain't that the truth.

Go, Sammy! Go!

Cheers! :bottle:

Brave man! I agree! The hagar/anthony shit is fuckin old! But it is some of the main fuel to the fire here!

[bueno bob]

Man, the twists and turns...

:D

[bueno bob]

NO STOPPIN' THE RED ROCKIN'!!!!!

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[Dan]

I Feel Sick After Looking At That Picture.

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Could be after his wife again.

The girl gets around...

And I know for a fact!

She's set to release an album called "Back Door Luvin'"....

[VanHalener]

What a buffoon


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What's he gonna do when the sheep wake from their comas and turn on him?
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[bueno bob]

That's happening, I think.

I just feel bad for Dan. I hope he stays inside.

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[NATEDOG001976]

Fuck U

And fuck the horse you rode in on.....

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
That's happening, I think.

I just feel bad for Dan. I hope he stays inside.

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I Have A Big Gun.:D

[bueno bob]

LEAVE SAMMY ALOOOOOOONE!!!!

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[binnie]

Originally posted by Dan
I Have A Big Gun.:D

That's not what Mrs. Dan said.

[bueno bob]

That got 'im!